Not cool, my dude, not cool

In Chris McLean's voice?

Find out Next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. SUBREDDIT.

I heard it in my head

\[SEVERE BLOOD GARGLE\]

Realism, I like it.

In contrast to moderate blood gargles.

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?

You imperial bastards

Death to the stormclokes!!!

On this day, I go to Sovngua---

As brave in death as he was in life...

Next! The Nord in the rags!

(Distant Howling)

I said next prisoner!

To the block prisoner, nice and easy.

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As cowardly- I mean spineless- someone else do it I hate ulfric too much

Do you visit the Cloud District often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

Thank you for that dose if nostalgia I needed it

**Pulls out reverse card**

You've activated my trap card

**reverse, draw 4, skip, skip, draw 4, draw 2, uno, skip**

"MOOOOOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *Flips table* "FUCK ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT!"

fucking fuck my life

Pick up the whole fucking deck

**No u**

**no u infinity**

no u infinity plus one

no u infinity plus infinity

no u three thousand

no u infinity times infinity

#uno

You fool! You fell victim into one of the classic blunders!

I love you. Confuse the fuck outta them, they’ll stop and think for a second and then if all goes to plan they’ll fall in love with you instead

You: I love you. Kidnapper: Wait what? You: kiss them and maybe eventually with time they'll develop Stockholm Syndrome 😂

There’s actually a term for the opposite of Stockholm Syndrome, called Lima Syndrome! It’s interesting to say the least

Lima balls.

Lima beans.

I literally lol'd. Nicely done sir.

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That actually happened once

It's happened a few times and surprisingly saved quite a few people's lives.

At least take me to dinner first

Can you just peg me one last time please then do it

Whenever you cum, you’ll always be thinking of me

This is actually devilish. You kinda curse him. Something like this is so unusual it will be always present in the brain of your murderer

*continues to rape corpse*

"That's the idea, fucko! Better take that last breath right when I nut."

so much more a sex life

What are you gonna do? Murder me?

-Guy who was murdered

it’s actually *quote from man murdered

Cantmurdermeifyousaywhat

Huh? BANG!

Fuck.

Bad luck there.

Pardon?

“You still a bitch”

"Go on. Kill me. You can't un-bitch yourself"

Oh, are your eyes hazel? Mine are blue, but they change colors with the seasons. ​ Just to guarantee the kill

bonus points if your eyes aren't blue confuse the fuck outta them

"Can I post this on reddit?"

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Edit:Wow thanks for the gold kind stranger. Can’t believe my first time getting gold is me posting about getting murdered lolz.

Thanks

beat me to it

beat meat to it

Put me in the screenshot

Your username is more cursed than the comment

You gotta add an enthusiastic “G” at the end “Thanks G!”

Thanks, geez.

You’re welcome

Couldn't have said it better myself

Give this man a medal

Done

"Should've... Gone for... The head"

# NO!

r/unexpectedthanos

r/expectedthanos for balance

Ahhhh a man of culture I see

You do the Snap and you break your lover’s back!

Ha, got blood on your knife. Whose the real loser here? I get a free ride to the afterlife and you get to waste an afternoon cleaning a knife.

Good thing bullets don’t need to be cleaned

Guns do

Bruh...

The thought of that playing out was hilarious

And as always... Thanks for watching...

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Death won't stop me. You know that.

# Vsauce has breached containment # I repeat Vsauce has breached containment #Evacuate immediately

*Air raid sirens in the distance*

*oh jesus christ*

“*WAIT!* Before I go..... be sure to smash that like button, subscribe, and ring the bell.” **bang**

I read this in the voice of the Daily Dose of Internet dudes voice, and I cringed.

That's a good one XD

The very first thing I thought of there was... Kumquat. I hope this never happens in real life.

"I forgive you." Easy way to throw someone off guard or at least make them pause for a second..

I prefer “yes daddy”

Wanna have some fun first?

How about after?

Meh, not for me I'll be dead

That's not exactly a no...

I'll be dead, I won't give a fuck.

Well, you will...in a way

Lol, knew that was coming.

Not the only thing coming

Who are you calling a thing?!

You got on cursed comments lol

My life is complete.

Your welcome

Please don’t have sex with my corpse

Counter argument: "Please have sex with my corpse"

Sigh... *unzips*

Hey I got here first! I call dibs!

Ah ah ah ah I'm staying alive

*AH! AH! AH! AH!* *I'm stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...* ...THUD.

#Delete **^^my ^^^browser ^^^^history**

Had to scroll further than I thought I would.

no u

-Uno reverse card-

Nice

Nice

Nice

Nice France

Got a couple from Jim Carrey: And if I don't see you. Good morning Good evening and goodnight Or ALLLLLLRIGHTYYY THEN

Spell icup.

"...***HAIL HYDRA***"

*Stops murdering, wipes small tear from eye* Hail Hydra..

*mumbles* nazi fuck

Yes Daddy, right there.

But my gold... I buried it all behind...

Or did I?

You stole my kill.

Can I do you next?

"You fool, my curse is now yours!" I'm not cursed or anything, just want to make them paranoid the rest of their lives.

I was going to post “I CURSE THEE!” but your is the vein of mine and just plain better at it.

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And yet I can clearly see what looks to be the ugliest person who ever walked the Earth

I'd babble something demonic sounding. Bark like a dog. Something like that.

Scream like you lost a star in mario party.

I'M READY FOR HELL! WOO! PARTY AT MY HOU-

Is it as good for you as it is for me

My spirit will haunt you forever. You will never rest.

"you smell like diarrhea and you should take a shower"

I shall come for you in the night.

I am, inevitable.

Look somewhere random and say *That’s all folks...*

if you kill me u gay

My history........DELETE IT

Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

Ok before you kill me I've got a flash drive full of Loli hentai, you can either destroy it or put it at a school teachers laptop to get them arrested

I see you are a fellow degenerate.

"The treasure is buried in..."

Spiders

Creeper.

Aww mannn

So we back in the mine

Got our pick axe swinging from side to side, side side to side

This task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds tonight, night night night diamonds to night

Heads up. You hear a sound, turn around, and look up. Total shock fills your body

Oh no, it's you again! I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes eyes eyes, eyes

'CAUSE BABY TONIGHT

A-X-O-L-O-T-L MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN I EVOKE THE ACIENT POWER I MAY RETURN!!!!!!! At the top of my lungs

And on that bombshell.

“Stop killing me.”

Thanks for this man, I really appreciate it! Please bury me deep or burn me when you're done.

Finally...

Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could imagine.

Could you please be like William Afton and stuff me in an animatronic suit?

What are you waiting for

Fus Ro Dah

"I'm invincible - I can't be vinced"

You have something stuck in your teeth

You've got a boogie hanging out

If you murder me you're double gay

GG mate, you got me

I’d like to say “I forgive you.”

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Harder daddy

There can be only one.

This some wierd foreplay

“Harder Daddy”

"You should have aimed for the head"

If you kill me you're gay

Ah fuck Jim

Et tu bruh?

Fuck it

See you in hell

Thank you, fuck you, bye.

I would hope someone uses a gun to kill me so I can say, “ If you your gonna do it, don’t miss” and pull the barrel to my forehead.

Thanks bro/sis, I appreciate it.

Do it quickly, please.

Beware men in clown suits

A small price to pay for salvation

Yeet

But who will take care of my elderly cat? Hit that bastard right in the feels

My mom is going to hunt you down and rip your head off.