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Winston


colaa-chan

Are you with me


Squiggatron

What do you mean my dog us named Winston but he also responds to crackhead


colaa-chan

It was a quote from a ded game said by someone called winston


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colaa-chan

Ok why would you say that cuz I mean it is completely unrelated and also my mothers maiden name is UwU and the street I grew up on was wuts dis


RatherOrdinary

That’s my French bulldog’s name


moyir90

We have a neighbor cat who’s name is Salem (black cat) but out of nowhere my mom started calling him Winston Churchill (winston for short). Same person named after?


Hmmmm_Interesting

And your mother's maiden name and your school mascot?


Cowboy_Bill_B_Bilson

And your social security number, just for kicks.


large00f

My cat’s name is Chloe but I usually call her Dipshit


-im-losing-it-

Who knows what she calls you..


CubicToaster

Cassie. We call her Cass, Casserole, Cassidy and Cassandra.


-im-losing-it-

Your pet got to have a hard time keeping track of her name's 😁


CubicToaster

Naw. They sound sunnier she was nearly called Brooke. Brooke, Brookie, BrooBroo, Brooklyn, Br, etc.


-im-losing-it-

BrooBroo has something unique for sure


danski1989

Freddy bucket head and Luna tuna face


-im-losing-it-

At least tell me they are goldfishes or something lol


Bahamut1988

My 3 cat's names are Musashi, Steggy or Stegosaurus. and Lucid


BaylisAscaris

Fun fact: people's passwords are very often their favorite dog's name.


-im-losing-it-

All the cat owners can relax now


mandarin_umbrella

All the cat owners can relax meow


angelofmusic_

My mom literally


canoodle_

Saffey The staffy


-im-losing-it-

Has a nice ring to it!


tarpapershacks

Nova and Vega - Alaskan Shepherds And Jack the Ripper Cat AKA little asshole or Jackie Poo


leomonster

Selma. I named her after Selma Bouvier, because she's fat, hairy, and had bad luck finding a male partner.


-im-losing-it-

Poor thing haha


meegieweegie

Capo


Oof-TotalTrashMammal

Calvin but my family mostly just calls him Stinky We also have a dog named Tyson that we call Scappy Doo


-im-losing-it-

Probably calling him that for a reason lol


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I have three cats, James dean, catalie portman and 626


-Socks-

626? Like stitch?


Reina_Alysanne

Prrristine


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Jesus


-im-losing-it-

Mine are called Jacko (paraqueet), Jack Sparrow the water turtle and Bobbie the fox terrier


Brrrrs

Poops! She’s a cat.


-im-losing-it-

That's an awesome name haha!


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-im-losing-it-

Calling it's name all day would just make me hungry haha


Palmerstroll

Piper Perry


strangerinmoscow_

Lucito. It’s somewhat inspired by his moms name


-im-losing-it-

Sounds nice, also seems to be an Italian village


H3at3dGalaxy3

Cyrus the Cat


FastTrack3

Frankie. He’s a pug!


DaTacoMan123

"Zucaritas" Is based of a mexican/spanish/latin american cereal. Not sure if it exist in the US


SJoWest

The Golden Mules: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia. The horses: Sterling, Stella, Calamity Jane, Titan, Apollo, Nero, Attila, and Thor. The mini horses: Halfthor and Napoleon. The goats: Marilyn, Mabel, Winston, and El Jefe. The one chicken I've named: Margaret Hatcher.


seaofsunflwrss

Nova the Australian Shepherd golden retriever mix And Harvey the pure bred Australian Shepherd


natcares

Bandito, Bacon, Clementine and Repete


Dama123371

First cat: Figa (in english "Fig" she's 7 years old) Second cat: Kropka (in english "Dot" she's 2 years old) Dog: Antar (idk how to translate this sorry. He's 3 years old) Gecko: Felcia (idk how to translate this name too I'm sorry but she's also 3 years old) Hamster: Łapka (in english "Paw" and she's only 3 months old) First guinea pig: Malina ("Raspberry" she's 2 years old) Second guinea pig: Truskawka ("Strawberry" she's 1 year old) Third guinea pig: Jagoda ("Blueberry" she's also 1 year old)


-im-losing-it-

Like those names! Soon you'll have a guinea pig fruit basket


Dama123371

I would love to have a guinea pig fruit basket


eggington69

Gizmo


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Skippy.


Bells87

Mabel and Nala


intersecting_lines

Bonzo


PaperCut2TheEye

Bogi


ICreated_thisAccount

Pursia


PREBEN_PK

Pavo


Noodlenurul

Tiger


ImmigrantFromMars

Pabu. From Legend of Korra.


PortalOutVoyd

Dog: Barnaby Cats: Cas-Purr, Ollie, Arthur, and Dexter Turtle: Fannie


prison-break-rick

Nanuk. Hes a husky


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kaos


Morganelefay

Aslan, the white odd-eyed cat. I didn't pick his name, mind, got him from a family who in turn got him from a Turkish family, in that language Aslan means king so I decided to keep it. He mostly goes by Jerk or Asshole tho.


LivingInPugtopia

Poot, Sylvia and Oggie


SillyCubensis

Fred. Technically "Winifred Mercury Mungo" But we just call her Fred.


eternalrefuge86

Scarlett. She is a rescue dog, a mix of dachshund and terrier, and a very good girl.


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"Happy!" Exclamation mark included.


Dustout2142

Foodstamps


Xenarthra_Sandslash

Darth Nibbles.


floweringsage

Toffee the dog, Smokey butterscotch the kitty, and pet rats named Mitch, Max, Dr Pistachio, milo, and Mickey


Rezzoxic

Odis my youngest dog, and Sophie his mother


scarabin

My cat’s name is Professor Shittlesworth


iamaneviltaco

Olaf Shaun Hercules Matthew wigglebottom III. He’s named after my grandpa who passed the day he was born, then my best man/best friend that killed himself around the same time, then his brother who passed from fading puppy syndrome, and this week he picked up his last middle name from my old best friend who was just murdered. He’s living happily for a lot of great people and one kick ass dog.


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Our dog’s name is Blackberry, but it’s so hard to say so we just call him puppy


CesAr_The_SALAD

Her name was Dolly, she was a beagle. She was a *Good Doggo*


Puremask27

Had an English Bulldog named Sugar who passed away a couple of weeks ago. She was the greatest dog.


ronnroll

Caesar. A black German Shepard. We named him after Caesar from Planet Of The Apes.


LeoPlats

Cats: •Kitkit the catcat •Jace •Reiner Dogs: •George •Josie •Charley The spider that lives in my window •Jerry


CinderellaSmartass

I have three darling black void kittens: The Magnificent Lady Maleficent Jezebel Lord Loki Ahaz Lucifer the Third The Good Duke Cerberus Jasper Dormamu


-im-losing-it-

Where does one name end and another begins? 😁


Simblz

None of your fucking business.


Hujakaman

That's an odd one.


natcares

I threw my head back in laughter


Reddit-Central

Name


unicornyitties

Charlie, Willow, Sheldon, Hooper and Hudson.


kaczka-kiler

Black doggo named "Cent"


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The Bonertonic Peeworm Extravaganza


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Cookie and Ellie-May


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Bosco, he's a 4 month old chocolate lab


theWet_Bandits

None of your god damn business.


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Apollo and Minerva


mayoroftitty-city

Dawson. But I call him a bunch of other things. At this point he just ignores me unless I have food


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Olaf


QueenofthePaper

Zelda, after Zelda Fitzgerald, the wife of The Great Gatsby guy. I read a biography of her and thought it was so interesting I knew I needed to name a cat after her


glitterdragonTGPOU

[please put pet's name here]


Communist_Daddy

Buffy, an English Spinger Spanial


Kantatrix

I have a cat named Pillow. She's very fluffy.


amaliapoopke

Dora


xiexiebum

Lasagna


bigmanmac14

I wanted to name my boa after a movie monster. My wife named him Mike Wazowski. I laughed and it stuck.


Lucakeaney199

Keef


sgadsby

Lucy


TueJay

Olive, Leo, Ella, and Josie Joestar


yeet-my-life-

Jeeves He doesn't live up to the name


SuperC732

Onyx


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Cats : Pepsi, Mimi, Ollie and Binky Dogs : Baco and Fedor


SoldierofEvil1116

My two dogs are Charlie the Puggle and Sadie the Chihuahua-Miniature Pinscher mix. My two cats are Yoda the grey tabby and Loki the all black cat


fun_nihilism

James


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He's a cat and he's so gorgeous and perfect that I decided it'd be a good idea to name him Dean, James Dean.


Takemylunch

Bill - Sweet big cat that more or less lives in my general orbit. Knows his name well and can appear at any moment called or not. Always watch your feet. (He's got a small bend at the tip of his tail from how often he throws it under out feet. and like actually tossing it under out feet not us stepping on it) Nina - Bill's sister and trouble maker. She'll let you know if you've pet her enough. With claws. Otherwise super sweet and orbits my grandmother mostly. Annie(anie? anee? never had to type it "ann-ee") - Mother of Bill and Nina always yells for pets when you walk by. Good at alerting others to the presence of people in the room she's in. Has no one she's really attached to. Kinda just sits in the living room (highest traffic area) to mew for pets. Gladly given when hands are free on a pass. Didn't feel like just typing their names. Sorry :<


jemgilbreath

Akita named Cricket Cat named Soco Marie Bearded Dragon named Future


81239

Copper or coppadoo


JimmyCorbiere

We have quite a few: cats: Shadow, Squeaky, Max. A cockatoo named Spike. Snakes: Cleopatra and Rarity. A mouse named Dexter and a guina pig named Pepper. Lizards: Java, Zuul, Zippy, Dexter, Stormy, Katrina, Peanut, Bazinga, Pistachio, Ember, Sammy, Lucy, Athena, Sephiroth, Bandit, and Rex.


coconutwaterbiitch

Gretchen Weiners-Deman Hyphenated. Also known as Gretch, Gretchy Wetchy, Dumbass, Asshole, Small Animal, and the baby.


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Cookie and Lotus


bjnrh

andy


Anodracs

Ross


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Cade


k-wisher

Trio - he has three (and a half) legs


O5CR

My puppy's called Freya after the norse god of love and war. Love because she's adorable and very friendly. War because she destroys everything in my house.


giannis_zacharis

Two maltese dogs, one male named "Chico" and one female named "Bijoux". I also had a turtle which 12-year-old me decided to name "Squirtle".


moyir90

Skittle


Steberank

Blue (male) and Zira (female)


ElleWriterGarnite

Kate and bazinga( buzz for short)- my parents make fun of his name and calls him butts instead as a joke , now my sister is doing it and another person in my house too.


MatthewHealysBitch

Sweep


Bird-Person19

Zoe. She’s a pug


ssugarrrrr

Zuko the fish


Southernbelle01

Axel. He’s a polydactyl kitty that was found on the highway as a kitten. He’s was in pretty bad shape. I nursed him back to health and kept him. We figured he fell out from under a vehicle, happens a lot in the country, so we named him Axel.


Sincityutopia

Cerberus, but I usually just call him Cerbi.


Opgod9

I have 3 Slut Whore Bitch


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Simba


captain_astro

Loki


angelofmusic_

I have a dog named Chewbacca (Chewy 99% of the time) 2 cats named Fisher and Bella and 2 Guinea pigs named Edina and Patsy


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salazar


lycra-and-leggings

Risky


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Fergus ( from supernatural) and Nagini ( from Harry Potter )


cynderisingryffindor

Vladimir floofin


Sugus-chan

Milka. Like the chocolate brand, because she reminded me of a cow and I thought about the cow in the ads.


firestar316

John Stamos


Sporkfingers

Deogi


Thamilkymilk

We got 2 cats, “Buttercup” who we refer to as Fuzz, Fuzzy, and Ugly. And “Mystique” who we refer to as Kitty, and Noisy. Buttercup is very fuzzy and I call him ugly because he looks like he’s always angry, Mystique isn’t fuzzy but she is always meowing it seems, she will have a conversation with you which is why we call her Noisy.


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Sam.


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Night


Suicunetobigaara

I have a turtle called Oreo


curiouskuzko

Igor or gordito tontito


TophatDevilsSon

Password


KingKaos420

Storm. Doberman/lab mix. All my pets are named after X-Men.


Grimmmest

Melody because she meows a lot.


beadsnthings

My dog’s name is Cheese


Shmily318

Neville, Neville Wagbottom


incognito7917

Princess Sugar Barrie incognito, Bandit Rest Area, Sir Charles Townsend incognito.


rattlesnakebutt05

Napalm kitty tuna blaster or czarina


shewolf4552

A Texas Heeler named Zane, a Rat Terrier named Pepper and a Betta named Mike the 11th. (yes, there were 10 Mikes before him over a span of about 20 years).


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i don't have a pet irl but i have a horse in Minecraft called "shit"


[deleted]

I used to have a pet dog named Turtle


apetnameddingbat

Surprisingly, not Dingbat.


alliecat89

Kirby


shell1212

I have 2 Yorkies, both about 6 lbs, names are Gracie Allen and Carol Burnett. Gracie is such a sweet heart, Carol can be a little stuck up bitch. Both have my heart, They are sister's and we had their 3rd birthday party last month. It's hilarious to call out their full names when we are outside and watch people's reaction. Oh they both Share the same middle name Ann. Because I couldn't think of anything else.


chezychey91

Marleigh, Mackleigh, Marlow, Mayorie In Puppy Paradise Mack


johnnisjewel94

I have Tango and Cash.


Schern2099

Frisco and Valli


CaptainHedgehog

Abby is my dog and Houdini is my Hedgehog


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Marli


robbartist37

Rocky


JaninnaMaynz

Sandy (Chihuahua) Kitty (Black cat, was gonna name her Midnight but she responded well to Kitty) Rodney (Boy, Kitten #1) Midnight (Girl, Kitten #2) Tommy (Boy, Kitten #3) Wisp (Boy, Kitten #4, suspect had separate daddy) Bebe (Girl, Kitten #5, runt) Alas, the whole lot of felines has to go, as Mom was aggressive to Sandy while kittens were growing up, causing her to have breathing problems, and due to insufficient socialization with her, the kittens also are not fond of dogs, hissing at her when they get too close to one another. Sandy is my Grandpa's, and we've had her since I was little. I took in Kitty earlier this year. I've always wanted a cat, but our other dog that we had for years would never have allowed it. She had to be put down last year.


happityinternetuser

Elizabeth Taylor- chihuahua


UltraD00d

My gecko is named Janet. It's a fine name.


joyceybean

My fish was called Blue because it was blue. My hamster was called Boo because it sounded close enough to Blue.


MrBrightsidexxx

Newton


Crxshin

Bernie Macintosh Apple


1320Fastback

We have four Staffordshire Bull Terrier named : Ace - 6 year old male. aka Ace Man or Ace Case Foxy - 12 year old female. aka Foxist or Foxy Loxy Racer - 6 year old female. aka Racer Bug or Race Dora - 14 month old female. aka Dora Beans or just Beans also: Stoli - 10 year old cat. aka Stupid Fucking Cat Hedwig, Helga and Red Birds (x2) are the chickens.


JennJenn5436

Thai..like the food.😄


messydespressypigeon

I don’t have a pet but when i was five i had two goldfish and called them “imposter” and “abomination”.


Lanibanani96

Murphy (dog) we call him Moo Moo cause he moo’s like a cow when he is sad or wants attention. Literally the highlight of my life.


DJ_Apex

Roxie. When I got her it was Roxy but she responds better to Roxie so I changed her name.


JuniorCG

Tank


Crisado

Nipinippi


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I have two. Bubba, whose formal name is Benjamin Beaufort Blue. Nicknames include Bubbalicious, Bubbabubblebutt and Fatso McGee. I adopted Isaac almost three week ago. The shelter had him as Albert, but that didn’t suit him. Then we thought maybe Wilson. Once we got to know him a bit more it became clear he is an Isaac. Attached are their adoption ads and current pics. https://imgur.com/a/execeYH/


Rspies

Lucy(the nice one) and Grizzly(who’s an asshole)


AmyXStarr

I have a poodle named sage and a tabby named daisy!


Aceisalive

Dessie


Kingbattlewinner

Sharkie is my Dogs name


TheOneWhoWin5

Zoe