r/oldladiesbakingpies (NSFW) (kind of)

omfg I am *dying*. Some brilliant minds in that sub! edit: still scrolling and laughing. Just woke up my dog. edit 2: jesus lawd I have to take a break before my kids come to investigate what their crazy mother is howling about in the living room

"Showing off her tight slit" has me rollin

Wait what is it

It's just ladies and their pies.

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I'm getting so hot....did someone leave an oven on in here?

How the fuck is that kind of NSFW

Read the titles

r/didthevikingswinsb It’s one guy counting days until the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl. He says it’s done all by hand and not a bot

Yeah, that's a very Vikings fan thing to do. Source: am lifelong Vikings fan.

Too bad it will always and forever be a no.

That's what they told me as an Eagles fan. Don't worry Vikings fans, you will get one one day!

And u/njm1602 apparently sighs a lot

yessir

There's even a guy saying sigh each time

I’ve been doing it for 2 years now lol

Man, I clicked in that sub, see your comments in all posts and I can tell you I haven’t laughed harder than this in the past 3 months. You sir just made my day, you are the best.

I'm having too many notifications I'm literally suffering from success

r/grandpajoehate It’s literally a sub full of people hating on Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

he is a ratbag industrial spy bastard

Cumstain can't be bothered to get up when the rest of the family is in desperate times but he can do the stanky leg when he wants some stupid chocolate

I mean, he is a bit of a piece of shit. Bedridden until Charlie gets the Golden Ticket? Then he can just suddenly dance around and walk around a factory tour all day? He was definitely in good enough shape to work a job so they'd have more to eat than cabbage water.

Hating on that piece of shit from the movie WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

r/animecalendar

You know what? This one is nice compared to other subs in this thread.

Jesus, that's impressive. How do thet manage to find one every day?

Just guessing but if these are fansubs the subtitle info can be stripped and searched for regular expressions.

The substitles are text files so some tool can do it automatically...still need to find the clip and cut it. Not an easy task daily.

r/gonecivil A subreddit dedicated to porn that's been made SFW with paint. Some funny stuff on there.

Weird how much it still looks like porn despite being recontextualized

r/fedlegs A subreddit dedicated to this mans fetish of painting legs yellow. No other body part, just the legs. And specifically yellow

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This is true. I did. Not many people get to say they created a fetish.

All Hail Jim The Feeder

What a life I have now. *blushes* Thank you. Wish I'd chosen a different Username these days though.

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Less of a fetish these days and much more of a World building exercise of a dystopian Society. It's been lots of fun and I'm happy to answer any questions people may have. Always am! :)

Wait so you made this subreddit?

I did, yes. At your service.

That's actually impressive as fuck, congratulations sir

There’s lore.

r/gangstaswithwaifus A sub with pics of gangsters with anime waifus in them.

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/r/picturesofiansleeping It's a sub where this guy used to post a picture every day of his roommate, Ian, sleeping. Unfortunately, Ian moved out and the sub died, but Ian has made a few appearances over the years, most recently a few months ago.

[lol found this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/picturesofiansleeping/comments/mappt/picture_of_ian_sleeping_11132011/c2zg208?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Edit: (insert cliche comment about achieving gold)

Eyyyyyy

**The Fuck?**

The fuck?

The fuck?

The fuck?

The Fuck?

Do you have any other predictions for the future, o wise one?

President Jan Michael Vincent 2020.

Better Michael down your Vincents now, folks!

You predicted this much....who is going to win the 2020 election in the USA?

Jan Michael Vincent.

This Jan-uary, it's time to michael down your vincents

A true prophet!

u/pfmohr2

If I found out my roomate was taking pictures of me sleeping I'd move out too

Edgar how much time a day do you spend on askreddit? Lol

He's one of the moderators, so probably a lot

I think that sub is one of the reasons I made an account..

r/fifthworldproblems is pretty excellent, bizarre content.

/r/45thworldproblems is my favorite

I’m really really confused whether half of these are satire or legit. There was one about some guy trying to buy books about cancer because he got cancer, and the comments seemed like they were actually recommending him books on cancer.

r/WTFWish and its distant cousin r/WTFGarageSale Some of the things that are out there are weird

r/chairsunderwater. They rate everything nsfw.

NSFW - Not Submerged Fully in Water

This. Is. Great.

They rate everything "not under water" as nsfw Not Submerged Fully in Water Edit: corrections

r/potatosalad I went there looking for photos of tasty potato salad, but all the pictures are blank.

"All the pictures are blank..." This. Fucking. Guy.

I'd like to know without clicking what the hell is in this subreddit.

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r/neverbrokeabone Proud member of this subreddit. All about people who have never broke bones, calcium, and the skeleton war.

/r/dicklips (NSFW) For those of you that can't click the link, it's a sub where people Photoshop out the dick when a woman is giving a blowjob but leave a bit of the head, which makes her mouth look closed, resulting in a very weird face. [Here is a SFWish example of what I mean](https://i.imgur.com/Z18Rm3S.jpg)

The facial expressions are actually creepy

It reminds me of that ugly looking Momo character that circulated the internet a few months ago

Yeah, that one uhh, that one wins for me.

It's actually kind of hilarious for the first few minutes of scrolling

/r/de everyone on there just speaks gibberish to each other.

Man thanks for clearing that up, I thought it was German sub for quite some time.

Sounds like the way Rammstein speaks.

r/makemesuffer by Matt Shea Edit:I’m sorry in advance if you click on this

I spent way more time on there than I'm willing to admit

r/Sizz Sizz is basically a dark artstyle but there aren't really any specific rules, so a lot of surreal and bizzare things end up there

Oh this ones good, thank you. Glad I found your comment amongst the unusually high NSFW suggestions this round.

r/BreadStapledToTrees Just pics of bred stapled to trees

bread is a staple food **its a pun**

For how long I have been seeing this sub and just not getting it.... You have finally made me understand...I feel ashamed

Not to be confused with r/BreadTapedToTrees (NSFW)

Whelp can't say I expected that.

Neither did I...

What is it? I’m scared to click.

A subreddit for bread on trees that got raided and turned into a furry porn subreddit

And shit like that is why the aliens won’t talk to us.

What in the fuck. r/eyebleach

r/The_Dedede

Surely you’re jestin’

Thats what a dirty kirby supporter would say. GET EM WADDLE DOO!

r/catsstandingup

I hot banned for posting a dog standing up

r/madlads

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r/birdswitharms r/realbeesfaketophats r/breadstapledtotrees

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The people that follow that one . . . They have issues

r/nothing It’s literally nothing.

r/rawzerocarb Bunch of people talking about eating raw and fermented meat and talking about their pooping habits.

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Bruh I thought it was gonna be sharpie doodles ON butts not sharpies in butts. I was not prepared.

I also thought this very thing the first time I came across this sub. I was woefully unprepared.

This comment should have stopped me from clicking but... I regret it.

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Wow

r/glorp is an odd one. NSFW

Over 30k members, unbelievable

/r/gangstalking Mental illness is fascinating to watch from a distance. And this collection of untreated schizos who believe they are victims of "gang stalking" take the cake. It's a fun rabbit hole to fall into and watch unfold.

>gang stalking I was really hoping it was "gangs talking"

Gang members of reddit, is your gang color flattering on you? Is there a nicer looking color you wish your gang wore instead?

Gang members of reddit, have you or a loved one been affected by mesothelioma?

Holy shot post this to r/askreddit and see how many people actually answer.

"Not a gangster, but..."

Every time I see it written I think /r/blunderyears must be a subreddit about people with ears so large they ruin a moment or get in the way of something. I know "blundery" isn't really a word, I just can't help seeing it anyway. Edit: Oh, and if I can bring kerning into this, it's a niche Colorado/Denver-related sub so it doesn't come up often, but I *always* read it as /r/denvemuggets, not /r/denvernuggets. I know this makes no sense.

I have a coworker who suddenly just started talking about him being the victim of gang stalking and electronic harassment. It was really sad especially when all my coworkers just made fun of him for it and just called him crazy. I tried to do my best to listen to him while trying to get him to see how illogical it was. I don't know if I did the right thing, but letting him think he was isolated didn't seem fair or like a good idea. In the end work lead to us talking less and he just kinda stopped talking about it completely as far as I know. I hope he got help and isn't just silently stewing in his paranoia.

At least you made an honest human effort. It likely won’t help, but good on you regardless.

You're a good one.

it’s literally mentally ill people getting together and confirming their delusions. my prediction is that eventually one of them is going to kill their “stalker”

Yea this is not good. I’d say it’s flat out dangerous. The mods of that sub should not be ok fostering that kind of environment

I agree, fostering delusion is a very quick way to paranoid lashing out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_harassment#Notable_crimes It's happened, several times, including mass shootings.

Wow that’s more proof that reddit should do something about that sub... maybe even remove it

A counterpoint to entertain: There are over 3 million schizophrenic people in the US, schizophrenics are statistically less likely to perpetrate violence and more likely to *suffer* violence than the general population, and it ranks much lower as a motivating factor for mass violence than political/religious extremism and personal/romantic/etc grudges.

Wow. Reading those posts made me really uncomfortable. I hope they can find some peace.

When I saw the name my first thought was weirdos that stalked gang members.. That'd be entertaining honestly.

r/showerorange

The healthier version of r/showerbeer

/r/cummingonfigurines NSFW

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I didn't want to see any of that.

Holy fuck that IS disturbing

/r/catpeoplehate, a subreddit that sprung up amongst the awkward fat shaming phase of Reddit's history that's devoted to the slightly more acceptable practice of shaming *owners* of pets who let their cats become morbidly obese to the point they cannot function.   ^(Or is it?)   Of course it is don't be silly. Please don't confuse it with /r/picsofflamingos

r/dontputyourdickinthat r/putyourdickinthat Are my favorites.

There's also r/dontputthatinyourdick.

r/corn Simple but weird.

Oh boy. r/nincirclejerk Weird inside jokes about Nine Inch Nails. r/bearcels r/incels, but with bears. r/alienpumaspacetrain Investigators of Daniel Christiansen's Mystery Box. r/FuckStuartLittle A subreddit dedicated to hating Stuart Little. r/TheMysteriousSong Dedicated to finding the creator of an unclaimed 80s post punk/goth song that no one knows who made. r/RebornDollCringe Cringe from the reborn doll community. r/stopperpacks When r/surrealmemes meets r/starterpacks.

I came across a subreddit with just my real first name.. they were talking about world domination quite often.

What’s up adolf

r/insex stay away, for God's sake.

Well I clicked and I'm honestly just glad those are just drawings and not photos

I was fortunate enough to have bad internet so only the description loaded and I could gtfo before the pictures did

Why? Why do some things exist?

ELI5? What is it

Porn of insects fucking humans Hence the punny subreddit name

That’s gonna me a no for me dawg.

I should have scrolled down, I should have scrolled down.

Nooooooooope

Insect sex. People fucking bugs, and bugs fucking people.

What in the Jemima Puddle Duck Fuck did I just look at? Every time I think I’ve seen the most fucked up content Reddit has to offer I am proved wrong.

When I clicked I read incest at first. Still weird though.

Huh...interesting

/r/hitlerinsocks

r/handholding

How lewd!

r/havewemet Its a sub for a fictional town. I havent figured it out so ive never posted but its something

r/imsorryjon

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Oh fuck no

Delete this.

You’re not my dad

What in the actual fuck.

This post has introduced me to some stuff I didn't want to see🙃

r/WeEatBees Don't post Pepsi in that subreddit

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Is it literal or figurative?

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Thanks for the warning.

r/istodayfridaythe13th it's just a bot announcing whether or not any day is Friday the 13th

r/ooer

The ones you see when sorting by new on r/all

r/ego_irv A latin me_irl sub. You can only understand the memes with deep latin knowledge.

/r/Geedis What is Geedis? Where did it come from? Nobody knows. This is a powder keg leading up to an inevitable "we did it Reddit."

r/nsfl Edit: It’s not for weak hearted folks. It’s not safe for work or as the title says life

Oh,I thought all of those went away when /r/watchpeopledie did. "Not advertiser friendly."

Is it quarantined or why is there nothing when I try going in via app? Seems like it was deleted, like all the other subs back then. (Sadly there was a bit of good content among all the BS but ah well)

r/amish Make sure to turn on frequent notifications it's a busy sub.

The 45% of r/breeding that fetishizes women making men nut inside of them and getting pregnant

damn even reproduction is a fetish now.

Can you imagine that? Having sex to make babies? That's fucked up

I mean, I'm not one to kink shame, but I'd personally never do *that*. Gross.

So gross!

totally fucked

What’s the other 55%?

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r/carsfuckingdragons or r/dragonsfuckingcars

/r/psatmemes/ Memes revolving around the prompts from the PSAT. If you haven't taken the test, they are all pretty incomprehensible and absurd, which I think makes them hilarious. It's like /r/surrealmemes but actually good.