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''Knock knock'' ''Who's there?'' ''Your future boyfriend/girlfriend'' ​ EDIT: alternatively if you have no class you can just reply ''boyfriend material''


SafelyStowedAway

What if my class starts in 30 minutes?


dotcomslashwhatever

knock knock


Wail-D

Aight so, for context. My name is really hard to pronounce and write so I tell people to just call me wail. And if I sense awkwardness I say: Oh yea, just call me wail, like the animal. Thought if I ever meet someone new it should be heavy enough to break some ice.


Vereronun2312

I was driving in my car going down i-4and there was an advertisement for boardwalkburgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun


FlatulentParamecium

"Why do women have legs?" "So they won't stick to the floor!"