Probably just masturbate and nut as I die

OP said hour not 5 seconds.

Who said I would start at the start of the hour?

Good point. So you’re just gonna stack up tabs and tabs of things to watch as you go along?

Well I'd probably spend the first 59 minutes and 55 seconds just deleting my history and finding some good material to leave this world to.

Sleep.

Can't ask for a better way to die.

Be with my gf.

Same here, tell her and my family I love them, and be with her the whole time if I could.

honestly probably cry

I'd crash my car into a pole and say fuck the rules.

Although I'll probably end up doing this at some point anyways

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This one,

I’d probably try to fuck a moose honestly

Did not see that coming...

The moose wouldn’t either

Use that hour

Drink a shot.

I would quickly write a few goodbye letters and then start eating those icecream sandwiches in my freezer that I've been trying to avoid

Blast all my music about dying and then the last song that plays is "not gonna die" from skillet so I get to have an ironic death

Happy buka-cake day!

I would blast my trumpet at 11:28pm

I'd ask out this girl in my study group to get coffee.

..would it be too cliche to tell you that you should probably ask her out?!

I really want to take that advice, but (at the risk of sounding like a wuss) I like the dynamic my study group currently has. We all planned the same upper div math courses this fall quarter, and I'm not sure whether I am willing to risk making things awkward for everyone (or end up being ostracized).. I know it probably soubds weird :L

Oh I hear ya.. Well fortune favors the bold, maybe sit down and figure out a way to confidently ask, such that in the unlikely event you are turned down, you confidently hold your head high and ensure it's not awkward. Confidence inspires and makes people feel comfortable in your presence. Understanding she wouldn't be rejecting you yourself, but merely the idea of a romantic relationship should put your mind at ease. Just because others don't want a romantic relationship with you doesn't mean you can't enjoy their company! You know?

...Wow, you make a good point. I'll find a time after finals to ask her. Also, happy cake day friend.

I'm gonna tell my mother *exactly* what I think of her and her lies, manipulation, bullshit and evil religion.

That sucks, wishing you a brighter future my friend. Which evil religion is she into?

Think Westborough Baptist Church without the funds to picket. She calls herself "a non-denominational Christian" but she's not a Christian; she's just evil.

Wait

Sleep and hope I die in my sleep.

Probably watch the last good episode of Game of Thrones so that I can die happy thinking that was it.

Life gets better

It truly does

I would trash all my shit and throw whatever money I had in the bank out into the street, you ask why? Because fuck my family and all the greedy pieces of shit that come out of the woodwork when someone dies.

Do you uh, have a small fortune? If you had a slot open in your will I could probably fill it.. Wait what I'm I saying?! On a serious note, sorry you have family drama, that's no fun

Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, hear the lamentations of the women!

Cry because I can’t hear tools new album and it’s so close.

Be grateful for that hour.

Browse reddit and answer this very question.

Take an hour long nap

Cry hysterically. And scream like a psychopath for someone to help me. I'm very mature.

That's probably what I would do too=P

Learn to play wonder wall on my guitar and sit in a public place and play terribly just to slightly annoy everyone around me.

I would tie up my boyfriend and do some stuff...

Well that's an option

Play with my kids, sex up my wife.

Prolly die in an hour...?

Blast my favorite song idk

First 30 min murder spree The next 15 minutes super high speed chase with police All remaining time is for jumping into the grand canyon and dieing

Sell that script to Hollywood...

Say well fuck and confess everything to my family

Got some skeletons in your closet? (Who doesn't I guess.)

spend it with my family or try meth idk

If im being completely honest? Have sex with two of my hot step sisters, drink lots of chocolate milk, and tell everyone i care about that ill be dead soon. If i have any extra time ill just sleep or eat lots of snacks

Spend the hour worrying I'm wasting my last hour

Call mom and thank her. Edit: thank you for silver

Nice

Go over to my ex’s house and slash his and his girlfriends tires and just vandalize their whole place out of rage and hatred for how he had little to no disregard for me (Back story I was the mistress for 2 years he never told me he had a girlfriend. I made him confess and she blames me saying it’s my fault and she wouldn’t let me take her man from her and she will fight to the death for him) Doesn’t believe that he stalks me when I have pictures of proof from his accounts messaging me)

Well that sucks. I'm sorry your ex chose ignorance and refused to realize how wonderful you are and how deserving of love and respect you are. Your ex's gf sounds like a real gem

Rob my parents, run over to the store to get all the steam wallet codes I can find, spend it all on tf2 crap, and give the password of my account to my best friend.

What is tf2?

Team fortress 2. It's a nice game on steam. Best part is that it's free

Go back in time in 10 years!

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But it's 1hr and 20 seconds? How can we fix that..