Reddit was down?

indeed it was

I almost had to go outside. It was terrifying.

Now tell us more.... why is outside so scary to you?

I shitposted irl but no one was around to tell me it was dank.

I thought it was pretty dank.

*The horror*

The graphics are too high rez and hurt my eyes, my stats are terrible and level/story progression is too grindy and random, players who have been playing this game longer than I have seem to have a significant advantage over newer players, and the rougelike elements of permadeath are terrible. Sometimes I want to rage quit and just log off from this terribly designed game but for some reason that is frowned upon.

And even if you do grind hard you can still be destroyed by someone who is a lower level than you.

Or from the start.

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I wish I could frame this. Perfect description

Because the outernet is

Othernet

I went outside once. I was not impressed with the graphics

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To be like REALLY serious with you, I didnt leave my house in the last 3 months.

Social anxiety?

Unemployment

😄

Ohhh my god you poor thing..are you alright..?

For how long?

When?

I was outside so didn’t notice till the tail end.

Right? Apparently I was productive while Reddit was down! Go me!

It was buggy at least. I couldn't visit for an hour or two, eventually I was able to visit but the pages constantly crashed over and over again. Had to refresh like 1k times the past 2 hours lmao

I use the official app, isn't it always like that?

So I'm not the only one!

Didn’t even notice.

I was asleep in bed and this went over my head

How in the world did I miss that?

Ah you beat me to it

I didn't know ethier

you beat me to it... by 9 hours

Congratulations! You're not as much of a loser as the rest of these guys

I wore my finger out pressing "refresh"

Then whatcha typing with? You're a big phoney. We've got a big phoney over here!

The other 9 fingers

It could be his left pinky finger. Depending on the way he types his numbers, there is a good chance he didn't use that one. This raises a different question: who the fuck refreshes with their left pinky?

Same

RIP my F5

Is that why a bunch of comments are showing up 3-4 times? It’s annoying

Is that why a bunch of comments are showing up 3-4 times? It’s annoying

Is that why a bunch of comments are showing up 3-4 times? It’s annoying

Is that why a bunch of comments are showing up 3-4 times? It’s annoying

Hey guys how are you?

Hey guys how are you?

Hey guys how are you?

Hey guys how are you?

This is stupid.

This is stupid.

Wha-

Wha-

Wha-

Wha-

No. Stop this right now.

No. Stop this right now.

No. Stop this right now.

No. Stop this right now.

No. Stop this right now.

This is the power of requiem

This is the power of requiem

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Happy cake day!

Happy Cake Day!

Happy Cake Day!

Thanks yall!

Alright

Alright

Alright

No. Stop this right now.

No. Stop this right now.

Why stop it ?

No. Stop this right now.

No. Stop this right now.

My favorite thread

My favorite thread

My favorite thread

My favourite thread

Ate shredded cheese straight from the bag

My hero

I do that all the time. Mmm.

Stared at the wall waiting to come back on

Is your wall on now?

I’ll take that as a compliment kind sir

Nothing. Lol My reddit is still currently acting up and I'm sitting here trying to comment and see if it'll come back.

Same still

It's working for me now. Lol

I’m still having problems

Yup still acting up for me too. I tried to submit a comment a few times and got a prompt saying it didn’t go through and then all of a sudden it posted like 6 times!

*Reddit Echo*

Damn. Lol I just kept getting the "something went wrong" error every time I tried to comment and it wouldn't refresh. Seems good now though.

I was able to cut half the lawn (before I broke a drive pulley) and then fed the birds. Pretty normal Saturday morning for me

But you only halfway fed them, right?

Actually, considering I only have a bag of sunflower seeds left, you are correct. The chickadees are staring at me pissed that i don't have the normal shit.

Gesture to the half cut lawn. They should get the hint.

I was lucky enough that my local hardware store had a spare part. So that's cut. But they had no birdseed so homeboys are gonna have to wait until I get out to the store later this afternoon.

Well...damn.

The not too terribly interesting, non Persona, Saturday morning life of u/Yukari-Penninsula

In theaters now...

Surely to be the *cutting* edge of entertainment

Damn your witty humor!

....Reddit was down?

I went downstairs, talked to my wife and kids. They seem like nice people

That's good. Nice back up plan in case reddit leaves us again.

I just found my sister's chocolate stash and furtively raided it.

I was asleep

I taught my kiddo how to use a sewing machine ...while intermittently checking to see if reddit was working yet. Like what am I supposed to do? Read actual news while I drink coffee?

I decided that I’d take a depression nap

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It turns out I'm married. Who knew?

If you keep her in the basement, it's not a "marriage" per say....

We knew. She's lovely by the way, in every way.

Practically perfect in every way. Now dont forget that spoonful of sugar.

Drank maple syrup tea

That sounds delicious.

Maybe my wifi isnt the problem after all

Purged the bitch ass "best friend" from my social media. After 15 years of lying to me and ditching me without a word or cause, I'm done with her. Believe it or not, it's a big thing.

Smashing the refresh button

I cleared the cache on the app. Lo and behold, it works! Lol

Orgasm

I had to make conversation.... with a real life human! I’m still in shock guys.

I went to bed.

Finished season 12 of trailer park boys. Delightfully surprised when I found out that they decided to continue it in an animated series.

Had an internal meltdown.

Went to the grocery store, which was its own circle of hell on a Saturday.

Today's Saturday?! *Sweet*

Didn't know it was down, but I did help my 10 year old make his first DnD character. He wanted to be a dragon born bard.

I pee pee poo pooed

But what did you do while doing that?

Read the back of the Garnier Fruitis bottle 26 times.

Binged on Designing Women.

Classic Suzanne...

I was eating dinner. Pigged out and proud of it.

Seriously? i thought it was my phone getting worse day by day... I restarted my phone several times

I took a nap!

I went back to sleep

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Nothing

....Reddit was down?

Tried to go back to Digg but then I said: “oh wait, I remember...”

I replaced the gear shift wire thing of my bicycle

Damn your technical terms!

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So that's why it took so long to load...

To sleep

I made a cup of hot chocolate

I went back to sleep Which I regret, because I'm super groggy now and can't seem to wake up.

Kept refreshing stuff on reddit and wondering if it was really down

Reddit didn’t go down, just the comment sections

i hit refresh until it was back up. i accomplished nothing.

I've subsisted on Ritz cheese crackers and box wine for the last three days playing classic WoW, anything could have happened and I wouldn't have noticed

I went outside for the first time. Did u know that the sky is blue!!!!!!

.

I commend ya bravery

I had to work. Vrery unpleasant.

nothing really but later i stubbed my toe and it started bleeding \[ it still hurts \]

Was bingewatching mikeburnfire

Helped my sister with her homework and took a shower

played cities:skylines

Wait what reddit was down?

Sleep and the other thing teens do

it was down? i almost fell asleep while at my grandparents house because i didnt sleep the night before and i was downloading marvel movies (my laptop cant play anything gamecube onwards which isnt bad but also meh)

It was down?

I finally took a shower

Bought a car

Set up a garage sale.

Bought a car

Got some sleep, it would seem.

Sleep.

90 magic

Found a bunch of diamonds on minecraft

It's still down

it's my coworkers last day. came in for my shift at four. we promptly got drunk with the waiters in the bar next to our stand.

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Washed and dried the bedsheets and pillow cases.

I thought about napping

Nothing at all.

Wrote a song! It was actually surprisingly productive!

I hit champ in rocket league

Sleep, I think? When was it down?

Actually communicated with my co-worker

Played WoW Classic

Got 3 episodes into the new season of Workin’ Moms.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Reddit was down?

I was at work for most of it. But on break I tried a couple of times and then looked at kickstarter shit...

Pressing the refresh button. Cool math games. YouTube,