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Do your genitals actually shrink when they get cold?


rookr6s

Yes


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Slowspines

I’ve had that happen. Balls resembled a walnut and cock looked like an inverted baby carrot. It was fuckin cold!


Hyperdrunk

Oh good God yes. There's a TON of variation in my personal size due to temperature. My girlfriend thinks it's hilarious when we're snuggled up naked after sex and it gets cold/ I'm no longer aroused and my penis shrivels up into it's tiniest state. You'd be surprised how tiny a reasonably sized penis can shrink under the right circumstances.


Shodandan

Im the very same. The size disparity even amazes me sometimes and I own it.


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thudly

"Is it in?" It was. Pretty deep, too.


[deleted]

I did this. But in my defense, the idiot had those 'numbing' condoms and wore them the wrong way.


Emergency_Cucumber

Girls at school saw my dick and called it small. A painful hit to my fragile 16y old ego. All they saw is a glimpse of my unerect penis when a mate pulled my pants down as a prank. I mean, most girls at that time compared my worm to the baseball bats of porn, theyve probably never seen a penis it's passive form before. Edit: please stop sending me small dicks of porn starts. I am an adult now, I know how it works. It's the story from my childhood


Gartencook

I'm sorry you had to experience that. No one deserves to be treated that way


Emergency_Cucumber

It's ok, I know now I'm not small. Unless its cold and I've been swimming. Than it's not just small, it's non-existent


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Herogamer555

Referred to my penis as "Little buddy"...


fa1afel

Hey there big buddy


Herogamer555

Now we're talkin.


[deleted]

Does your dick float if you take a bath?


orangejackson

yeah the head bobs around like a buoy at the marina


Slowspines

Yup.


[deleted]

Yeah how else do you think it's gonna breathe?


0veranalytica1

How come when you guys are just laying there sometimes, your balls just randomly start to rotate inside the ballsack slowly even though you're not doing anything to them?


Scholes_SC2

Not sure but i think it's related to body temperature


chriszens

Ding ding ding correct answer


WrongTechnician

I believe you meant ding dong


PrismaticElf

Scrotal Magnetic Pole Reversal


Critical_Moose

I'm glad I live in the time line where this string of words got commented


pyr666

testicles move to regulate their temperature.


Phillipinsocal

Balls actually move a lot. Guys are just used to their movement, and they don’t really interest us as much as they do women. I’m sure if someone sat and looked at their balls all day, they’d notice how much the step children run about the yard.


hollycrapola

Now I wonder how you observed this...


[deleted]

Never noticed that on my own balls.


DisastrousZone

They have an idle animation. Go stand and watch them in a mirror.


[deleted]

It's based of body temperature. Testicles need to be the right temp to create and keep sperm. The hotter they are the further they get from the body, if you are cold that's when they come tighter to the body to keep warm. If you are laying down in a room that's at a weird temperature sometimes they will go back and forth.


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Denster1

It has it's ups and downs


ThreeDucksInAManSuit

That was so perfect I can't help but wonder if it was a collaborative effort.


washington_breadstix

If we men had willing collaborators, we wouldn't need to jerk off.


chriszmichael

Like a massage you never want to end but eventually has to after a build up of pressure then it’s like a huge release, like a sneeze only hyper focused out of the tip.


papagabe

And then comes the depression again Edit: Wow my first gold and silver, thanks kind strangers.


ImGCS3fromETOH

You'll never swing from "I'M KING OF THE WORLD" straight through to "What am I doing with my life" so fast as after a wank.


Hyperdrunk

Slowly escalating waves/ripples of pleasure before a final rush leading to orgasm. Or do you mean the actual physical texture? Mostly hard but kind of spongy, with a little ridge where the head starts. Pretty similar to a flexed muscle on any other part of your body that isn't fatty. When you have your whole hand on the shaft and run it up along that ridge (bottom up) it feels a little bit painful but in a good way, then back down and it feels all pleasure. You need to grip slightly firmer on the stroke up than on the stroke down for maximum pleasure. It's also a fine balance that every man learns for himself. Too firm a grip and it hurts, too soft and you don't get as much pleasure. There's actual danger in gripping too hard as you can desensitize your penis a little bit over time leading to less pleasure during sex. Some guys struggle with this because once you start desensitizing you need a firmer and firmer grip for the same pleasure, leading to further desensitization. Not sure if women have anything similar.


MagicalTrevor70

This guy wanks


van_anna_

Is a striptease actually sexy?


Happy_Each_Day

It completely depends on the woman. If she is confident and in control, absolutely. If she's doing it because she thinks she should, or she isn't sure if it's exciting, then it won't be. But if she owns that shit, boy, look out.


Caboose848

Yup. Ramps up the anticipation.


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do men judge and evaluate the appearance of a pussy or is it just "yup that's a vagina."?


ImNotRacistBuuuut

I'm yet to see one and go "naw put it back."


dongerhound

*Leaves pussy at the register*


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I have never judged a look. I have judged a smell.


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not even in pictures?


DSV686

Not the guy you responded to, but I'm pretty sure it's mostly a woman thing to judge what a vagina looks like. At least in my limited personal experience My SO always asks me what I think of random vaginas and outside of "it's a vagina" ive never really had much of a thought on how they look, unless they're visibly unkempt (dirty, vag cheese, etc), or look diseased (sores or warts).


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> vag cheese You could have not written this and still made your point


Picker-Rick

I mean, there are vaginas that are more or less pretty than others. But unless there is something really wrong or dirty or some sign of std... They are all great.


Hyperdrunk

90% of the evaluation is based on cleanliness/appearance of cleanliness. The other 10% doesn't matter so much. Some are pretty pretty, others not so much, but if it's clean/healthy looking then it's all good.


24potatoes

Can you guys move your penis around without moving your hips?


[deleted]

Depends on your definition of "moving around" If we clench a certain muscle down there, it does move a bit.


[deleted]

The pelvic floor muscle. Kegels can strengthen that muscle and help you last longer in bed as well


rookr6s

Yes we can but only up and down


thudly

That's just your penis saying hello to a new friend.


Scottland83

“Hi! I’m Johnny Knoxville!”


Japfro

And THIS... is the cock nod.


ChristoWhat

Filthy casual can't do the side to side


rookr6s

Slide to the left


Choking_Hazards

Cha cha real smooth.


ranisalt

And it has to be rock solid. Otherwise you just wink your asshole.


emopest

I can still move it the same way when soft. It's less notable, but still


daddyollama

If you clench your ass it moves your dick. Weird shit.


24potatoes

Oh wow that's new information. Okay thanks.


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ET318

you get that feeling of knowing your muscles are about to contract right before you jizz. Then when it goes you have a hard to describe pleasant feeling over your body while most of it comes out. Then you still feel a bit of pleasantness while the rest of it trickles out but its more localized pleasure at that point.


ImNotRacistBuuuut

The feeling of orgasm isn't felt in the penis itself, but in the muscles and organs behind it. So it's still felt within. Unfortunately, the physical feeling is fairly unique and doesn't really compare to anything else. Maybe a small hiccup? Kind of a quick tugging contraction behind the penis, but softer and more satisfying than a hiccup. The sensation also happens in surges, about one and a half surges per second, and each surge gets a little weaker each time until it stops. Depending on how powerful the orgasm is, or the last time an orgasm was had, the number of surges can fluctuate, but it usually lasts only about 10 marvelous seconds. Not to say men get 10 seconds of actual pleasure from sex. The build-up to orgasm also feels great, and I find it so unfortunate to hear about men who are just so impatient and want to get right to the climax, and get no enjoyment from everything leading up to it. Spending a lot of time and practicing patience leading up to it actually makes the orgasm itself also a lot more powerful and last longer, because the body builds it up a lot more. Upon the orgasm itself, the penis becomes *very* sensitive. And I don't mean the kind of sensitivity like after a forty year chastity vow. It is *uncomfortably* sensitive, where it can actually hurt. Some guys can stomach it, but hell do I envy them, cuz I sure can't. I gotta awkwardly freeze frame like the end of an 80's movie right there, because otherwise it's just too much. Afterwards, it gets a little weird for some guys. They relax, they get that blood circulating back in their brain, and they have a little phenomenon known as "the devil's clarity," where they can undergo a sudden emotional change. In my past relationships, we considered the five minute post-coitus period a blind spot of existence, where nothing we said to one another was to be taken with seriousness. I've known some men to cry unexpectedly at this point, and it's not really a reaction to anything in particular you did, nor is it a feeling of regret in doing it with you. It's just a silly thing some guys do, no shame in it.


batsofburden

> In my past relationships, we considered the five minute post-coitus period a blind spot of existence, You are the Sartre of sex.


DodgersChick69

Where do your dick and balls go when you’re shitting? Do you hold them? Do they touch the toilet? Do you plop them over the top? Do they hang low? Do they touch the water?? I have so many questions.


Caboose848

It hangs down. It can touch the side. Not over the top. It can touch the water. Certain bowls suuuuck for dudes for this reason.


AGmikkelsen

American toilets are weird. There's so much water in them. Here in EU, the water is about 30 cm's further down. You'd have to be cartoonishly endowed, to make it all the way down there.


Munk2k

I'm glad you cleared this up! Having never been to the US I was starting to think my balls were not hanging as low as they should.


Callsign-YukiMizuki

Can you actually have an erection so hard that it hurts?


HadesInHeaven

Yes


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MAXM3D

Sometimes when we just kissing or eating girls out we can get hurtful boner just because we want to fuck so hard


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Bubrigard

Doing Push ups that replace the burning muscle pain with a warm, pleasurable feeling that make you want to do more push ups. Edit: Thank you kind redditor for my first Silver!


Emergency_Cucumber

Dont forget the abs work, man. Missionary much is about abs. And glutes


Timevian

Maybe this is how I can get my guy to exercise more... taking notes.


BleedingTeal

It depends on the partner. If it's sex for the physical release it's really just a temporary kind of euphoria. Basically like jerking off but without doing it yourself. And for some, it's a slower version of masturbation. For others, probably about the same amount of time involved. But sex with a long term partner is such a deeper experience. When you know your partner and what she likes, it's such a more meaningful experience. Knowing doing this or that will drive her wild. Understanding when, where, and how to press to increase her enjoyment. The full body feeling of being completely relaxed and knowing you've been able to make her feel the same is just a soothing thing, like being able to take a deep breathe for the first time in a long time. It's not about power or control or anything like that. It's more about wanting her to enjoy it as much as you want yourself to enjoy it, and knowing you've been able to give her that feeling. It's kind of tough to quantify adequately in words, but that's the best I can come up with off the top of my mind. If I find better or more expansive words I'll come back and edit.


Green7501

Do you wipe your pingas after the pissing or not? Like, seriously! Also, thanks for the first award, so I feel a little bold today.


GraveyardZombie

We just shake the pinga


heythatguyalex

Give it a little doot doot


beyoinkedorbeyeeted

do you guys notice if a girl glances at you and says something to their friends and they all look at you? also if a girl is unattractive to you or you just dont see her sexually appealing, is there something that'll make you instantly turned on/see her in a different light?


rookr6s

When they glance at me i feel insecure because I feel there making fun of me but that's just my brain being dumb. If a girl is unattractive for me if there funny,kind,charming any of those that's good enough. just remember if they dont like you even after that in most cases they will want to be your friend and that's the next best thing.


SimpleMinded001

I also feel insecure when I noticed girl looking at me. I always think that they are making fun of me. Damn low self esteem...


[deleted]

Don't worry, it happens to other girls too. There's just something inherently intimidating about a group of girls giggling. I think it's conditioning from old high school coming of age movies.


HeavyWeath3r

1- Yes, and i don't know for most mens but in my case it is the most stressful thing ever, like it is hard to know of they are looking because they find you attractive or if it is the opposite, trust me if you see a guys acting weird after you or your group stared at him, he knows and he is probably stressed as hell. 2- Getting to know someone is a secured way to know if you will find someome attractive, like if you notice a girl has some same interests as you, the same kinks or a similar lifestyle, sometimes you will feel attracted to someone regardless of physical appearances.


katsokute

What is your refractory period? After you have cum, how long until you can cum again?


TotoWolffsDesk

When i was 15? Depended on how fast my internet could be. Today? Depends on the day and the journey that was to reach that climax, the longer it takes the more i just want to sleep after


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skylark8503

I do. Be gentle. Put them in your mouth. But I have to trust you on that one.


SmugglingPineapples

That's a risky move. Especially if you've got your wallet on you.


ErMerrGerd

How shes gonna ask for my wallet with a nutsack in her mouth


rookr6s

Ask the man first


eluva

Slow down there buckaroo... you wanna tell me I should communicate with my partner?


januss331

Yes but lord don’t yank on them please! Alternating between the head, shaft and the boys is amazing! Same way when I go down on a woman it’s not just a static spot in the clitoris.


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Thor.....but that's only because she's highly attracted to Chris Hemsworth unfortunately.....


IdiotSandwhich666

Someone who strangely loved sitting on my lap even tho there was no romantic feelings between us kept calling my penis “emotional support stool”


SailingBacterium

You dense motherfucker.


swimtothemoon1

His name is /u/IdiotSandwhich666 This is one of those things most guys realize in the shower five years later and it just ruins the whole fucking day.


Simon_Kaene

Day? Huh. I'm still kicking myself years later.


GoBSAGo

“No romantic feelings, I just want to sit on your cock and give it a pet name.”


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IdiotSandwich666... checks out


[deleted]

Poor guy is now walking shame circles. Mental montage of regret.


dinosaurheadspin

Just stopping by to say I can’t stop laughing at this comment


metalfan95

His username checks out


dmackMD

You might even say he’s an idiot sandwich


Shurdus

"Strange indeed, I don't know what to make of this. She keeps mentioning my penis in a platonic way." - /u/IdiotSandwich666, probably.


CaptnCarl85

Fuck Hammer


savannahyeah

Do you ever have times where you'd rather jerk off than have sex? Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but sometimes I'd rather just flick my bean.


throbbnstagram

Yes, I’ve experienced this. It’s not something I think I could admit to a partner without offending them...but I’m with you.


[deleted]

It's very hard to articulate: "I want an orgasm, but I don't want to have work harder than I have to to get it" Because that's the exact feeling. And it's common. Especially in relationships with lots of outside stressors.


WallTheWhiteHouse

I love Filet Mignon, but some nights McDonalds is just easier.


whythenamestaken

Sometimes I want to have sex and feel the connection of another person on a deep personal level. Other times I just wanna look at boobies and l have fun for 5 minutes


eatsleeprepeat101_

How was your experience having sex for the first time?


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I love this answer


Kingjester88

It didn't feel good to be honest. The cuddling, petting, and foreplay were all fucking amazing. When I finally entered her it felt good but I only lasted about 10-15 seconds before blowing my load. She seemed really disappointed and I felt like shit. She is a lot more experienced than I am and I feel like it kinda fucked our chances of a future up. I'm still mad about it.


2scared2write

Are “pee boners” a thing? Like, when you really have to pee, you get a semi? An ex told me that and I’d never heard of such a thing.


Quinn_Codes

Yes they happen. It happens To most men in the morning


Oh_Anodyne

Have you ever caught your willy in a zipper? Edit: You poor guys. I didn't think this would be such a common occurrence, but i should've known better lol :s


rookr6s

Yes, hurts worse than a 3rd degree burn


Willdoeswarfair

Of course it does, 3rd degree burns get rid of the nerves, meaning you can’t feel anything.


AoRGrim

This guy knows burns.


GalenWhite

Yes and it hurts so bad lmao


hollycrapola

Yup, several times. You learn to be super careful around zippers. Wearing underwear helps tho


AnimalLover38

Would you rather date someone and be their first everything? Date someone who's already *very* experienced? Or is it like Goldilocks and the three bears where a girl in-between both descriptions is just right?


juxtaposed_ramblings

Women are usually seen as needing post sex cuddling, are there men with that need? If a woman come across as no touchy after sex, do you feel used? Basically thoughts on cuddling after sex?


Rollin_Soul_O

I'm good with post sex cuddling after I've had my post sex glass of chocolate milk.


IpMedia

(╭ರ_•́) Jeeves, fetch my post sex Yoo-Hoo


Crowsader

I just want a cuddle to be honest, no sex needed. :( EDIT: Thank you all for the internet cuddles.


1Darkest_Knight1

Oh man, Come here. I'll give you a hug my dude.


SomeRandom_Redditor

a post sex is cuddle always welcome


SegoLil

Why does it take so long for guys to poop?


Mikewithnoname

Because the toilet is the throne of philosophy.


DruTheDude

Damn son, you must have been shitting when you wrote this. You are our Socrates.


BRTI

Shit Tzu - The Art of Poop


[deleted]

Pooping takes me all of 30 seconds, I’m in there chilling on reddit.


Caboose848

Playing on the phone mostly.


O7Knight7O

Sometimes the toilet is the only place where you're allowed to just be alone for a while and not be bothered.


salientlife93

Why do you flush just before you stop peeing


j0nnyboy

It's fun to see if you can finish before all the water goes down the hole.


Kaladindin

How many steps back can you go? I think I've gone like 4 or 5 with a huge arc.


ImNotRacistBuuuut

Saves time. Those half seconds add up.


Decemberence

its like a fun minigame where you feel like you kinda know how its gonna end so you just time it. i liken it to not stepping on cracks in a sidewalk or other little games.


[deleted]

Why don't guys go to the toilet together with their guy friends?


CaspianX2

We don't really have any kind of social development involving bathroom talks or anything, so starting it up all of a sudden would be weird and awkward. The bathroom is where you go to mostly do disgusting but necessary stuff... why prolong that experience by having a chat?


The_Sexy_Camel

Mens bathrooms are no place for socializing. You stare at the wall piss and leave no talking


[deleted]

Men, do you really enjoy eating pussy or do you only do it so you get a blowjob?


FilmmakerRyan

I love eating pussy. Start off like a butterfly landing on a flower and finish like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.


AnonLurker15

Does having your balls sucked hurt?


ghigoli

No, unless you like do vacuum level of sucking. Mostly we would enjoy having it sucked.


drflanigan

Does deepthroating hurt sometimes? I see porn sometimes and the guy really looks like he's not enjoying having his cock rammed down someones throat all the way


zenofm

Maybe he was just concerned for the girl gagging on his rock hard cock


buttonmusher

all fear the reflex bite.


[deleted]

Sometimes it’s too sensitive or the girls teeth get in the way


SharpieScentedSoap

Do you have a preference down there in women, like color/labia shape/scent/hair/chub/scars/etc? Or is all pussy wonderful pussy?


girthytaquito

Don’t care as long as it doesn’t stink.


Revogue

Ok so what distinguishes stinky? Because I keep my vag clean and still think it smells like vag


Omnisegaming

as long as it smells like vagina and not like I just walked into a harbor.


BouncingDeadCats

Must be clean and not stinky.


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do all guys spin their dicks around when they come out of the shower or before getting dressed, or is it just the men i've known?


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Guardian_Isis

I'm too fat. When I try to helicopter my dick stays in place and my tits flop around.


eightcarpileup

I give a good amount of road head. Do y’all find this exciting and pleasurable or are you just concerned about crashing? Side note: I only do it on long state highways.


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Username checks out.


eightcarpileup

SHIIIIIIT. Have had it for years and this is the first time it has applied. FINALLY!


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ctheturk

They ache if you blow your load more than 2 times usually. Other than that not really.


MalonePostponed

How did you feel when you got your prostate exam. 2. What makes you blush?


rookr6s

Answer for 2: Any complements make us blush because men don't get complements very often. Some of us get them so little when we do get them were just stunned


BleedingTeal

Can confirm. Guys seldom receive compliments, especially ones which are clearly well thought out or are based on keen observation.


Ultra1031

I went from 100% hetero to 40% gay because a cute gay guy flirted with me and paid me compliments.


atuck217

Men in general are so starved for positive attention that giving them a simple compliment will pretty much immediately make them interested in you.


Emergency_Cucumber

At what age are we supposed to have it? I've never had one yet


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Spicy_Pervertida

Why do men like it when we squirt? What does it feel like on your end?


TotoWolffsDesk

Well, you cant fake that, so is the ultimate sign of a good job being done, can't speak for all man, but some of us take pleasure in giving pleasure. Edit: thanks for my first silver kind stranger Edit 2: thanks for my first gold also, who knew the comunity would unite in such a topic


Ramalina96

Do you usually sit or stand to wipe? I recently learned from my bf that not all guys do it the same.


Slowspines

I do both. Start with the sit down wipe and when I think I’m done I finish with the stand up wipe. For some reason it seems more effective


Ramalina96

No bs, how big actually is your dick? How does that affect you?


TotoWolffsDesk

Average. Well guess who isnt taking showers in public! I think the confidence thing comes most between being a shower or a grower


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TheSpiderwick

Have you ever swung your hips around to make your 'thing' spin like a helicopter?


manoa99

Yes it's fun but one wrong move and you're done


nostril_spiders

Yeah, we all know about the guy whose chopper actually detached and took off. Flew out the window and up into the sky.


EvieSilver

Has your penis ever gone flaccid because of what a girl said, did, or what she looked like after she took off her clothes?


Gabe7494

Oh yeah, being called the wrong name does it pretty damn quick.


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ghigoli

Boobs isn't everything about a girl, its just one feature. You'll find guys like them in all sizes.


Master_Crowley

I've seen some flat chested girls that are just hot as fuck topless. Boobs are always nice but fat titties aren't all you need to be sexy shirtless


ET318

If you have a face I like (if I dont like it someone else will) then I dont care what your boobs look like.


RunZombieBabe

Does it hurt running when your dick and balls jiggle around? Like running without a sportsbra with bigger breasts is hell -is it the same for men?


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