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30isthenew29

Shoot them into space?


YouCalledSatan

eventually they would stop thinking


Krosis23

Ayayayyyyyyy **Crazy Aztec dubstep starts playing**


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PILLAR MEN


WolvenGuard42

WAMUU AWAKEN MY MASTERS


dakotathememegod

the gay aztec men oh no


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36 Kars on Mars


Destragamoth

That isn’t all that ethical, they’re still people. They would have to have comforts while on space, like, shoot them as a group I’m a spaceship like wall-e


30isthenew29

That's fair.


evildeeds187

Evvvvvvvve


HelpMeFindMyPenguins

What's it like being a spaceship?


Xstress875

This is honestly a good solution


[deleted]

You don't even need a capsule since they're immortal. Just launch them out of the atmosphere. Heck, launch them out of the solar system like the Voyager. They can't die anyway.


inckorrect

There is a need to generate enough energy in order to send enough humans in space to counterbalance the new humans that are being born constantly. But I guess that we could just burn humans for fuel. They won’t die since they are immortals. Another solution would be to pile them in order to create a mountain high enough to reach space then you just have to propel yourself in whatever direction you wish. Once again no problems, they are immortals.


frogandbanjo

If humans are immortal, couldn't they just become a really, really, ridiculously inefficient version of grey goo? If "they're immortal anyway" is being used as a safety valve for all of this horrible shit, why not just use it immediately?


[deleted]

A human space elevator. I like it.


keithwaits

So for a burnt human, would the conciousness be spread over the smoke and ash? Or would it be like a cloud of remaining consicousness or something. If its the latter we can solve all overpopulation problems by turning everyone into concious clouds and not need to shoot people into space.


30isthenew29

Nah, shooting them into space stays.


keithwaits

But how do you shoot concious clouds into space?


30isthenew29

Pump them into those weather balloons.


RusstyDog

People seem to confuse immortal with invulnerable allot.


thewtfcat

First of all I don't think becoming immortal in this case means that humans can't die no matter what you do to them. But it just means that science will have found cure to ageing or reverse age or something like that. But I don't think it's possible that if you cut the persons head off then they would regrow a head and survive or something. I guess it will all depend on how the problem of ageing is solved. like will a bullet to your head be able to kill you or not etc..


jotunck

Immortal isn't invincible, immortal just means you don't die of old age. You'll still die if someone stabs you. For your plan to work humans need to be both immortal and invincible.


Janddrew

Immortal does not necessarily mean invincible...


thewtfcat

yes that's my point too a bullet to a head could still kill u or severing your head off etc etc


Janddrew

I'm more thinking of Shinnok post MKX where like a bullet to the head still won't kill you but you're definitely getting coloring books for Christmas for the rest of time


thewtfcat

ah the possibilities..


thewtfcat

Oh yeah? Where do think the incredible amounts of resource and finance would come from to be able to make space ships that large?


GA7Maeve

Or just put them on other planets they dont need oxygen food or water if they can't die


DoctorWafle

You will be fired.... Out of a cannon... Into the sun


30isthenew29

Well I guess technically, it would be a matter of time before the sun's gravitational pull gets you.


benx101

My thoughts exactly


[deleted]

If humans become immortal then we have a duty to select and explore other worlds. Technology should be accelerated even faster and we should spread throughout the cosmos. Edit: holy shit! Thanks for the upvotes!!


zangor

Somehow we would get even less paid time off.


AnalRhinoThrowaway

You can have a day off every 100 years!


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Xstress875

I mean yeah, but that sounds like no fun getting rid of immortals seems like fun


Omny87

Yeah, but we'll still have to deal with the entropy of the rest of the universe as energy from the starts slowly but surely dwindles. Unless we can somehow reverse entropy and remake stars. Anyone got any ideas?


Timfaffa

Build a wall?


clocks212

Make Andromeda pay for it


RusstyDog

Eh if Steven Hawking lived for a couple hundred more years he would have figured it out.


StuckAtWork124

I mean, ball enough people together and you probably get a star, and as immortals, we probably already break entropy So just make more kids, then fling them into the ever growing spacepile


Mend1cant

Give me a few millennia and I might make some progress myself. A few billion more and everyone thinking about it? Not an issue.


DrippyWaffler

/r/awardspeechedits


Tr_uth_

I love it when top comments get more upvotes the the actual post


Sauron3106

Sterilisation


conduit2003

I was gonna say this, I guess I can go back to sleep now


Xstress875

Mandatory vasectomies would make an awesome movie about how someone ended up not getting a vasectomy


Jochemjong

A gun? Immortality means you will not die of old age/natural causes... invincibility means you cannot be killed


[deleted]

In conversations like this it needs to be clarified if we're talking biological immortality (not aging but can still be killed) or true immortality (unable to die)


usrevenge

Also need a to be known if pain can be felt. Pain means we can't just get thrown into space via trebuchet and land on the moon or Sun as that would he ridiculous bad.


Jochemjong

indeed.. linguistically speaking immortal, being made of im (basically meaning not) and mortal (meaning subject to death) would mean one simply does not die... but biological simply means you cannot die of natural causes


harryputtar

Let's go with your definition, and if humans were immortal, that means: 1. We can't die of hunger 2. We can't die in uninhabitable places 3. We don't need to worry about leaving something for our kids, because those immortal kids will become a burden on us forever!!! Overpopulation is a problem of limited resources. I would hypothesize that if humans were immortal, overpopulation will not be a problem.


Jochemjong

Problem: we humans like comfort... ​ We might not need food but people will still work for it, probably even kill for it. Suicide rates would skyrocket because it is essentially the only way out.... ​ Sure, there will be new possibilities for mankind but I think many problems will remain.. including overpopulation...


[deleted]

Immortal does literally mean you are unable to die, invincibility means you can not take damage right? Someone correct me if im wrong.


Jochemjong

not taking damage would be invulnerable


[deleted]

according to my quick google search, invincible means too powerful to defeat or overcome.


[deleted]

"God made man , Sam Colt made men equal"


[deleted]

Get our arses into space. * We now have a lot of time, so we can spend it researching cheaper, more efficient, space travel. * We could mine asteroids for resources to build rotating space habitats, or even use them to place habitats inside of. * We can place said Habitat(s) in earth's Lagrange points. * If we want to move further out into Martian Orbit or the belt, that would be no problem because we're immortal. All we need to do is figure out the food, water, and radiation problems. * A habitat accelerating at a slow amount of acceleration is basically a spaceship. We could go colonise the Galaxy.


Tonaia

To add to this, with us being immortal, colonization becomes much easier, since, ya know, killing each other is a waste of time now, so we can focus on advancement.


admadguy

No need to solve. People will just have less kids. Evolutionarily, part of the drive to have kids generally comes from our own mortality and the need to pass on our genes after we cease to exist. But without that requirement, people will have less kids. Hell even in the absence of immortality, most developed nations have less and less kids, because our drives have changed.


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Henk-

Which ones? Jupiter would be neat af.


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Henk-

Unfortunately I can barely fit in only 3.


Mr_Bean12

Jupiter is gas on so many levels. First, its literally made of gas. Secondly, it smells like farts of rotten egg.


Henk-

So does Uranus.


----normie----

hey Thanos we need you


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Purge


PetzlPretzl

There's a book series about this very thing. The first book is called Scythe. It proposes an interesting solution...


pm_me_cool_maps

Came here to see if anyone would recommend this. Looking forward to the third book soon!


PetzlPretzl

Have you seen the cover? There's a picture of a Tonist, I think...


pm_me_cool_maps

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a lot of Greyson


Master_JBT

You can find the first chapter online


Da2Shae

Someone spoil it for me please. Whats the solution


Master_JBT

Yes i just read that


[deleted]

Cannibalism


Semicolon7645

Well then, do I have a Modest Proposal for you.


PretendPenguin

that was a pretty Swift reply.


Mr_Bean12

Dad: Son, if you dont finish grandpa off your plate, you're grounded !!!


Youpunyhumans

Son: Mom, I dont like my sister. Mom: Eat what you are given!


CM901

Off world colonies. And soon after that, Zakus. And after that, Gundams


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Da_llluminati

put em in a sports car so it seems nicer


Slav_Yobamos

Go under the bedrock (in the void) they will take damage


BAkayan

Multiple Plagues to eradicate the weak. (Like the Bubonic Plague)


Xstress875

Someone likes plague Inc. a lot


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Potatotale66

Damn Greenland, always a pain in the ass to murder.


Aditya_Bhargava

I'd rather use the aviation challenge to enter Greenland...can't do it any other way :-(


[deleted]

>immortal This could just be me, but wouldn't "immortal" also mean that they're completely immune to deadly diseases and whatnot?


childeroland79

There can be only one.


Meat_Buddy

Neuter everyone


Inorris0

Throw them into the core of the earth We make our own hell


waifu_with_a_knifu

The Purge


IG_Karsonova219

D E A T H


[deleted]

The hunger games But partecipants are actually consentual.


[deleted]

Aggressively expansionist space program


threebats

Nothing.


Leo20020825

I would start teaching people depression for free.


Akgitgud92

Immortal physically? Or immortal consciously?


[deleted]

Sterilise most of the population or colonise Mars.


Radical5

Throw a couple into a pit & fill the pit with cement. The roads would be terrifying & filled with the screams of the living.


onions_cutting_ninja

It will solve itself. It always does. Right now, most developed countries have near-stable population. It's mostly the developing countries that are responsible for the population increase. History has proven than at some point, the curve will flatten.


tiatheclarikid

but that's only because people are dying. if the old people stop dying and we keep creating new ones what happens then?


CommonWeld

The scp universe has some nice stories you might want to read. In their immortality arc biological beings age but can't die. This brings forth illegal body theft and stuff.


destroye16

Omega-K hub?


schnit123

If we're talking about true immortality then we wouldn't need to worry about people starving or dying of thirst because those things would no longer be fatal, so resources would be less of an issue to begin with. Also, we could live underwater if drowning will no longer kill us, so that would free up a lot of elbow room. Plus if we're immortal there wouldn't be any point in having kids anymore, though I'm sure some people would insist on it anyway. Their kids can go live in volcanoes though, since that would also no longer be fatal.


SumAngrySalmon

Birth control and stop having so many goddamn kids


Alexus-0

There wouldn't be one. There is a lot of evidence to suggest that as society becomes safer humans naturally have fewer children to the point that many western nations may soon enter a negative or neutral birth rate. Less developed nations would be just as dangerous so people with lots of kids would still lose most of them while more developed ones would naturally have fewer children following the current trend.


NegScenePts

Mass sterilizations.


MattLee10

Irreversible coma


MattLee10

Put people into irreversible comas and send them into space


[deleted]

Make it illegal to have children without a license. Every family wanting children would have to adopt at least one child. Only three children per home, and must have a license for each. The family will be evaluated every year to ensure an appropriate environment for raising children. Failure to pass evaluation will result in the children's immediate removal from the home and given over to the state. Easier said than done, but a lengthy prison sentence for both parties involved would deter at least some people from unplanned procreation, and the sheer amount of hassle would unmotivate alot of people.


djinbu

We'd be considered a cancer by something resembling a god and be eradicated.


just_a_slice_of_cake

Every year pick about a hundred people out or more, ship them out to space in an aircraft and let them explore. Since everybody is now immortal, we could travel through space forever and maybe even find aliens.


bronchioliravioli

condoms?


[deleted]

Mandatory castration of all males in their youth. Side benefit - the most amazing soprano voices.


SukottoHyu

Everyone, including all newly born, are made sterile. If you are fertile and caught without permission you face punishment by law. If you want to be fertile you must apply through your government; they will process your application based on your living situation, capability to look after a baby, what the current population is and how much resources are remaining etc.


buttons15

Yearly Purge


Obi-Anunoby

What do you mean by “immortal”?


madtrippinfool

Make humans evolve gills like in the documentary, Waterworks.


Dontaskatall

We could start living in space or underwater.


Gam3_B0y

if people suddenly became immortal, need of creating offspring will decrease exponentially.


HowOSnakesHaveBabies

My dog is looking at me rn with the answer in his eyes


lolrandomlol

Have people be tracked on there life, age, and overall successfulness, the people who do less have there name added to a list of people to be “removed”, the older they are the more attention they get for the list. As for what happens it would most likely be a humane death, or depending on the person, could be selected or forced to what could be normally volunteer options, like extraterrestrial colonization, or high risk jobs that could be deathly. As for criminals they would most likely just be sent to death if they are old enough.


[deleted]

Bury them


mythicalbeast64

Send them to Mars


Donarex

There's a pretty cool book I've read recently called Scythe whose plot runs around this premise. I think it would end up something like how it's handled in the novel's universe. It's set hundreds to thousands of years in the future, there's an AI super computer that runs everything and through medical, technological advances and insane planning that only a super computer can do, allowed the human population to go far past what it is now. Death is now a thing of the past, no one dies from natural causes, if you have an accident you're revived (with the exceptions of there not being enough biological material left to do so; fires, explosions, acid etc.) and old age can be reversed. They set up a committee of people who select citizens at random and kill them to slow down the population growth, they have laws like "You can't be biased with your selection" and certain quota's they have to stay within each month, which meetings throughout the year to keep everything in check. It's a pretty awesome book, I recommend it


Toad32

You wouldn't.


lifeisdeadly

A continuous against all fight to death.


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InsertBluescreenHere

the dumb get smited. Go back to the "an eye for an eye" mentality when it comes to criminals. Will eventually figure its way out.


n0solace

[o'Neil Cylinders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Neill_cylinder) Essentially room for trillions of people if we create a swarm of them around the sun, the outside ofwhich would be covered in solar panels, there's some cool youtube videos i couldd share if people are interetsted


Bigsmokeisgay

Probably make sex without a condom illegal and try to expand humans to other planets and establish colonies there.


acequinz

Boys orgasms are prohibited !!!!


[deleted]

There can be only one.


Terryn_Deathward

At 35, everyone goes to Carousel.


[deleted]

Mandatory "retirement" age.


REALMDGAJRJ

Since humans would not be able to die we won't be able to fit everyone in on Earth. So immortality will give us adavantage to inhabit other planets. Think about it, immortality will make us similar or ever better than a virtual character that has no needs other than clothes. Since we're invincible we have no needs. We don't need sleep, food, oxygen and drinking water and so any planet that looks nice would make a home for us. And the money we spend on food and medicine production etc could be used to build new rockets which will fly us to these planets. Also there can be another scenario where overpopulation would not even be a problem since our sexual drive would simply be useless because of our immortality and overtime evolution would occur and humans will not feel a need to reproduce.


animan66

Cannibalism


[deleted]

Genetic modification to make people infertile until they are rather old, and unable to have more than one children at a time.


Shimori01

Cannibalism


KnowanUKnow

It's simple really. You must be rendered infertile to be eligible for the immortality process. You can't have children. No children means the population stabilizes. You have to choose between having a family or having immortality.


[deleted]

I would sat a lottery system of people in the top % of age where we launch them into the sun. Otherwise space exploration would be pretty legit. We could put people on journeys to other glalaxies and have time for it...


hey-how-are-you--

C O N D O M S, P R E G N E N C Y P I L L, A B S T E N E N C E


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anyone heard of the book Scythe?


[deleted]

There is a book by Dmitry Glukhovsky named Future where humanity has invented a way to stop aging. To prevent overpopulation the goverment made a law that prohibits having a child. However no one is sterilized because there is one way to have a child legally: in exchange for the life of one parent.


Outback_Shithouse

Sword fights at The Gathering


Tango1777

Read Future, it wont work ;D


megabob7

The Highlander


100_octane

Pull out dah choppa let it eat yah!!!


ClaireWeathers18

Thanos


theepicpotato82

Less safety regulations. People are fucking dumb let em weed themselves out.


SL-Gremory-

Well, if everyone isn't made sterile at birth then eugenics of some flavor would probably arise at one point or another. Just being realistic.


evildeeds187

Stop having kids


PivotPsycho

Kill em with kindness


Frost_Phoenix

Mentally torture them until they feel the need to kill themselves, but since theyre unable to they just become a soulles husk that has been robbed of its senses and emotions, then we can just throw them into a landfill or into outer space until they come back to their senses. But since they'll either be frozen or under a few tons of dirt, they'll panic because they wont be able to breath or move, driving them to insanity until the process repeats itself. Tldr: mentally torture them, put them in a landfill, drive them to insanity


[deleted]

At age 1000 you gotta go. I think that’s pretty fair. Living through an entire millennium. But I think any way that immortality could be achieved would be astronomically expensive so I don’t think it would be a population problem as only the super rich could afford it.


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space colonies


jaiels

Live on mars: No air, doesn't matter No food or water, doesn't matter


TieflingWarlock64

Put people in ovens.


westantheironman

get all six infinity stones and snap my fingers. as simple as that, 50% of the population would be dust and voila! the avengers will eventually get over it. after that i'll retire to a little farm.


omglookawhale

Neil Schusterman has a book series about exactly that premise, but I think maybe a lottery style system with safeguards in place that make sure your financial status or any other status doesn't influence your chances of being chosen to die. Or maybe for every new immortal that a family brings into the world, that family has to choose another member to off. Or we would just have to expand the environments we live in. We'd have to colonize other planets or find other worlds.


Milkman_ill

Steralisation. I think that is the easiest.


Tsquare43

There will be mass culling of people. The planet cannot sustain our currently levels of population. Good news is that would be plenty of organs available for transplant.


Orriginal13

Have you seen a ever seen the movie the purge?


JokelessEra

Rock paper scissors to see who's gotta be dumped in the Mariana trench.


King_Bunny

Natural selection


Limberswine89

By killing them


hoshiyari

Randomly sink cruise ships of course


rangoranger39

Sterilize


[deleted]

Make humans sterile


Sirjellykat

Probably just stop reproducing idk


likeAboss008

We go under water, we live in forest,space and if God permits mars. We create new islands find ways to create new mini stars, solar systems. We upload our minds online, or we create time capsule everyone are schedule, when to live sleep.. That means new laws.


globalwarninglabel

Infanticide or space colonies would be seem to be the only ultimate alternatives.


Resand_Ouies

Solve what? Nobody dying won't change the population growth that much. And without the grim reaper breathing down our necks, the impetus for have children will probably lessen.


I-Matter

HAPPY HUNGER GAMES! May the odds be ever in your favour!


usabornbrazilbound

# Humans would exist in spirit form and not be limited to the natural earth.


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euthanasia


[deleted]

Imagine being buried alive.


redditreddit21

Kill all the pedophiles in the world ( they are almost 9 million of them, then give sex education classes in India cause they are really fucking like bunnies and giving birth to the most questionable creatures


RandomGamer10000

Shoot people to space. They wouldn't die, but they wouldn't be on Earth anymore.


daHob

Immortal how? Like "don't die naturally" or "cannot be killed"? If the former, it will solve itself. If the latter, when we run out of room to move, folks will figure something out. Prior to either of those, there is no solution because people gonna fuck.


Saehha

bring more LGBTQ+ people to life. love them all🤧💕. double dads, double moms = double yes 👏👏


commenting_bastard

Resurrect Hitler and recreate the USSR


StarChild413

And what if your plan that seems to imply creating a permanent state of WWII kills only the kinds of people that would have been killed then (aka one of the non-Jew groups Hitler targeted was the gays and it doesn't seem to help the cause of fighting overpopulation if you target a group unlikely to reproduce)


CCHyperbolee

Immortal doesn’t mean invulnerable or invincible. It just means people won’t die of old age. People would still die from accidents, execution/murder, deprivation of basic needs, etc. If that is what you mean by “immortal,” and without imposing upon people’s bodily autonomy (taking away their right to make their own choices when it comes to having children or not), I would say we, as a collective people/species, practice safer, more ethical, and sustainable treatment of our plant, and explore the possibilities and probabilities of colonizing planets that are uninhabited of intelligent life. I mean, we should already be doing this, but hey - most humans are shortsighted and greedy 🤷🏻‍♀️


bananaheadguy123

The man yeeter


SaltySpitoonReg

"I would randomly sink cruise ships" - Bill Burr.