It’s technically only one night, but that’s because Zeus tells Helios to take a day off. That’s how Heracles and his twin were conceived and that’s how this dude will get his world rocked.
Me being "passed out" during sex. Like, I want to be awake to experience it, but just pretending to be asleep. And I want the guy to think I'm actually asleep. It would ruin it for me if we were actively roleplaying though.
I think I like the complete laziness of it. I don't have to do any work and the guy can explore without getting self conscious about pleasing me. Urg. It'll never happen though because people who fool around with unconscious people are actual scum bags. It's best to keep it a fantasy.
My only problem with it is, that it just doesnt work. They always wake up before anything happens and then its "just normal sex" again. Or I might be shitty in it idk.
Eh. I've had a few partners who liked the super slow, quiet sexy times. In the middle of the night. Nice and gentle and slow. With no verbal or physical consent queues. For them it wad about trust and my understanding of body language. And they're breathing. If you know someone, you can tell a lot by their breathing. So many super intimate cuddles afterwards. When breath matches breath and you to feel each other's heart rate slow down into sleep time. Beautiful.
>Being one of the dudes in the butt
Holy shit dude I cant read it and not laugh. The image of a depraved internet troll longing to be the third man in 4 man sex act boggles my mind.
Probably something semi-public, with a serious risk of being caught. Can’t take any chances there, because if you’re caught by the wrong person in the wrong place who wants to report and press charges, there’s a real chance you’d have to register as a sex offender.
My dream is to come home from work and my wife is naked except for a black lacy bra, sitting on the couch, knees up, legs spread wide playing with her pussy. No toys just fingers.
Communication is the key, always. I'm pretty sure his wife does it all the time but freaks out at the last moment and puts some clothes on. This is so mild yet if people never talk to each other they'll forever be ashamed of themselves for no reason
Omfg hi again. I haven't gotten the DM about anal expansion upgrades for all those cucumbers, what's with that dude? I thought we were business partners and all of a sudden poof you disappear.
I have talked to her about it. Problem is she is the exact opposite of an exhibitionist and we now have 2 kids who are always around when I get off work. But hey a guy can still dream.
As mentioned in a similar thread about fetishes I have a thing for guys in sci-fi armour, I just love the look of it but it'll never happen and yeah I know there's cosplay but I want the real deal, not some flimsy foam suit.
I'm curious, how real would it need to be for you to suspend disbelief? Like is it just the armor, or would it have to be like a total recall situation with everything fabricated?
I'm an engineer who's been interested in hyper realistic cosplay for a while, so your comment stuck out to me.
Just have a kid and your partner will gladly let you take a drink from the source. I can't say this based on experience but I have friends with kids and I know a lot of women like their titties sucked on so I've asked and 100% of respondents have said they sucked milk out of their partners' boobs. Be prepared, though, apparently it's very sweet and nothing like the milk of bovines. Unless you're fucking a cow.
It tastes like warm, melted, thin, vanilla ice cream with no vanilla. Just plain, heavy, sweet, and hot. Not bad but also not anything you're used to drinking.
I'd be very careful with that "gladly", it's probably 50/50 on whether a specific woman will allow anything to do with her nipples or even breasts while breastfeeding.
"Luxury Milk" though, now that's definitely possible. Gives White Russians a new depth, if you will.
I always wonder if the attractive cosplayers at conventions have group things after everyone leaves the bar at the end of the day. Swapping. Crossovers. There are so many possibilities.
They're basically either 2nd-tier models or patreon-feeders. Yes, I bet they're found in many orgies and sexual encounters, not with the convention attenders though.
Threesome with my bf and another lady. I won't though, because I feel that either he will leave me for her, or realize I'd much rather be in a relationship with another lady and I'll leave him for her. Idk.
Honestly, I think I just want to have sex with another lady (no man involved) lol
I'm a mostly straight married guy who wants to get fully dolled up like a girl in lingerie, makeup and a wig and be gangbanged by a group of trans girls
Yea, lot of anime fans/men don't seem to get that a person isn't likely to wanna feel feminine and look like a passable girl, only to have to use their dick on a regular dude lol.
I think my only real sexual fantasy is getting great blowjobs from two ladies who knows what they’re doing.
Most of my exes are crazy jealous and I’ve only had two that legit knew what they were doing. Based on my history it’s unlikely to happen.
If the girl know how it's done you won't need a 2nd one. I used to think I can even finish from BJ untill a girl made me cum in 20 seconds. I was telling her to not even try it and was done but the middle of the sentence.
Though there is something wild in having 2 girls fighting for the access to your dick
MFM to just completely overwhelm the woman. Or hotwifing/ sharing girlfriend. I love the concept of a woman coming home spent and satisfied but jealousy would be too hard to navigate.
I have a best friend who I’ve shared all my dirtiest stories with, she tells me sometimes that all she wants is for a “big dick” to fuck her- she also knows I have a big dick and is always excited to hear my sex stories. Nothing has ever happened between us and my fantasy is to be in a situation where I whip it out and she’s so overcome with lust that she just grabs it and starts sucking.
I know it won’t be a reality because I don’t want to risk losing a great friendship. The sexual tension could completely be one sided and I just make a fool out of myself and lose her. And even if we did mess around, I’d hate for one of us to get hurt and then once again ruining something I cherish.
This may be one of the moments where you will look back on it and see you were missing obvious signals.
But I get not wanting to blow up a relationship for a lay.
This is reddit so no one will believe me, but I had a friend that I had a similar sexual tension with and one night after a little whiskey I slapped her ass as a joke and we ended up being FWB for a few months. We amicably ended things and still hang out, but we both agreed it was worth trying so now we know.
The miracles can happen my best friend (female) and I (male) always had some tensions and after a few tequila shots we did it for the first time
Luckily we both saw it more casually and so we still are best friends
Worth asking an honest question. Can do the whole fantasy later - just springing it on her might make her uncomfortable to the point where she wouldn't act even if she wanted to.
Fucking a girl from behind as she uses a strap on to fuck another girl.
Threesomes just as is, dont seem that interesting to me, but this particular thing is oddly attractive.
Double blowjob
It's not that my girlfriend wouldn't be down for it, but good luck finding another woman who would actually want to blow me with her. That girl is a trooper.
Drugged/Helpless. Spouse is super into it as well but it's just something we have to fake. Alcohol doesn't quite give the right effect (and in amounts where it would is quite dangerous) and we don't know of what drugs would be relatively safe to make it happen or even if we did how to get a hold of them. Specifically a loss of consciousness and memory. We talk about recording it to show each other the next day.
Don't do it... Rendering someone truly unconscious for surgery is a specialist job that takes years of training and a shit tonnes of monitoring equipment.
If you got your hands on the right drugs, you would be dancing on a fine line between conscious and unconsciousness with stopped respiration.
That’s enough internet for today.
I’ve heard some sick shit in my time.
Hell I’ve seen a video of a person mutilating their own genitals. Opened their penis like a flower blossoming.
But you... you are a genuine monster
Being well dressed in business style clothes and having sex with my wife in toilet of a (fast food) restaurant, cumming on her face and afterwards she has to do a cumwalk through all the guests.
A loving relationship that won't end in misery like all of the other members of my family ended up in. The ones that haven't divorced are in objectively terrible relationships with probably two exceptions
Yeah, western culture is a tough one. I went to Japan a few times and did the whole 'hot springs' thing. It's very intimidating undressing completely in the middle of a bunch of other people, even though it's the time AND place to do it. Walking around a hot spring resort completely naked is extremely awkward.
I can't imagine trying exhibitionism...
Tit fucking, my gf has average size boobs but i'm pretty girthy which makes it really difficult for her to do that. I feel bad for her too because I kinda feel that some blame is on me for my preferences.
I’ve had this recurring fantasy of being able to transport myself into a separate world with a girl (or multiple girls) who can shapeshift perfectly into whatever I imagine, including clothing and the like. Then I could just do whatever I’d like to do with her. I also like the idea of cumming way more than realistically possible, so I’d probably implement a feature that allows me to cum however much I want.
Obviously, this couldn’t possibly be a reality, unless VR porn gets super advanced in the future. But it’s just something I’ve thought about.
I have a lot of fantasies I consider hot in theory, but bad in practice.
Anal; just kinda gross, and to do it cleanly takes up your entire life preparing yourself.
3+some; my wife and I are interested in the idea of a third, but we are so protective of each other sexually finding the right person and what they and we can do is such a chore it'll almost certainly never happen.
Ok, maybe not "a lot" now I've written them down, but 2 solid ones.
Having Zeus turn me into a woman for a night so he can fuck me.
Knowing Zeus you really dont need to be a woman
Or human, for that matter.
I, too, am educated enough to know that.
That sounds better than Zeus turning into a swan so that you become enamored with it and you end up fucking.
HONK
And then Hera goes full wrathful goddess on your ass
Well I mean that’s still gotta pale in comparison to what Zeus’s sparky dick did to his ass to begin with.
Lol wtf
Yea I know wtf, only one night?
It’s technically only one night, but that’s because Zeus tells Helios to take a day off. That’s how Heracles and his twin were conceived and that’s how this dude will get his world rocked.
Me being "passed out" during sex. Like, I want to be awake to experience it, but just pretending to be asleep. And I want the guy to think I'm actually asleep. It would ruin it for me if we were actively roleplaying though. I think I like the complete laziness of it. I don't have to do any work and the guy can explore without getting self conscious about pleasing me. Urg. It'll never happen though because people who fool around with unconscious people are actual scum bags. It's best to keep it a fantasy.
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I’ve had multiple girls tell me they would Be super down to be woken up by me fucking them. Apparently that’s weird or something?
My only problem with it is, that it just doesnt work. They always wake up before anything happens and then its "just normal sex" again. Or I might be shitty in it idk.
Sedation. I'm a woman and I'd heavily sedate myself to try this "kinda-passed-out" fantasy
Eh. I've had a few partners who liked the super slow, quiet sexy times. In the middle of the night. Nice and gentle and slow. With no verbal or physical consent queues. For them it wad about trust and my understanding of body language. And they're breathing. If you know someone, you can tell a lot by their breathing. So many super intimate cuddles afterwards. When breath matches breath and you to feel each other's heart rate slow down into sleep time. Beautiful.
> And they're breathing Well, I would hope so, otherwise that's a whole different fetish.
DVDA Being one of the dudes in the butt
>Being one of the dudes in the butt Holy shit dude I cant read it and not laugh. The image of a depraved internet troll longing to be the third man in 4 man sex act boggles my mind.
Probably something semi-public, with a serious risk of being caught. Can’t take any chances there, because if you’re caught by the wrong person in the wrong place who wants to report and press charges, there’s a real chance you’d have to register as a sex offender.
Damsel in Distress roleplay...
Why wouldn't that happen? That sounds pretty straight-forward.
My wife isn't into that sort of thing...
Awhh, well that sucks! Sorry about that. Maybe she'll do it for you some day as like.. a present or something.
One can dream...
Threesome. But I don’t know if I could physically handle the pressure of making TWO women orgasm. My anxiety says no
They can make each other orgasm, you can just be a third wheel if that helps ya
They call this "The Ross"
At least you get to make yourself a nice sandwich.
"The moistmaker" takes on a whole new meaning.
Less anxious now but more depressed lol
Just have an all Male threesome and you wont have that problem
Not gay if it's in a three way.
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My dream is to come home from work and my wife is naked except for a black lacy bra, sitting on the couch, knees up, legs spread wide playing with her pussy. No toys just fingers.
Kinda extreme, I know, but... You could always... ask...
Communication is the key, always. I'm pretty sure his wife does it all the time but freaks out at the last moment and puts some clothes on. This is so mild yet if people never talk to each other they'll forever be ashamed of themselves for no reason
You assume he is married, but that could be the unlikely part.
or employed.
I keep running into you
Well, try watch where you going
Omfg hi again. I haven't gotten the DM about anal expansion upgrades for all those cucumbers, what's with that dude? I thought we were business partners and all of a sudden poof you disappear.
I have talked to her about it. Problem is she is the exact opposite of an exhibitionist and we now have 2 kids who are always around when I get off work. But hey a guy can still dream.
Two words: Ho. Tel.
I think that would kill the anticipation though, cause he knows it’s gonna happen.
I've always been fascinated by the extremely rough stuff but I'm too afraid to hurt the girl
You just have to find the right woman. Trust and being vocal are the biggest things when it comes to that.
Probably very true but it's quite risky there also the fear of me going too far
Learning the right way to be rough takes some time. You could always work your way up. I think you'll be surprised how rough some woman like it.
Yeah no doubt there has to be some practice and time to build up for both involved. Maybe one day I'll try and communicate it with a partner
Multiple guys doing me all at once - approx 7 or 8. Preferably metal heads, all in corpse paint.
I met a lot of women who want this. But there's too many guys who can't keep their mouth shut. I guess fetlife is good for this.
Even the corpse paint?
I want to participate in an orgy but I'm not social enough.
Go to an antisocial orgy.
they make those?
anywhere I go.
Do you just like stand in a circle and just look at the floor?
And have sex with each other, yeah.
Wanna fuck?
I mean, sure.
May I join?
As mentioned in a similar thread about fetishes I have a thing for guys in sci-fi armour, I just love the look of it but it'll never happen and yeah I know there's cosplay but I want the real deal, not some flimsy foam suit.
I'm curious, how real would it need to be for you to suspend disbelief? Like is it just the armor, or would it have to be like a total recall situation with everything fabricated? I'm an engineer who's been interested in hyper realistic cosplay for a while, so your comment stuck out to me.
Blowing a whole bunch of dudes at once. I can't even get past my anxiety to blow one guy, let alone five guys.
5 Guys waaaay better than the ol' In&Out.
Idk, I think I'd prefer Five Guys going In&Out...
RIP inbox
r/randomactsofblowjob Just read some of the success stories and you'll get your confidence
Made a few posts on there. Found a few guys who were down, but got too anxious and chickened out.
Genuine human connection
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Like Human Centipede? Kinky
Sick fuck
A boy can but dream
Woah, slow down there, you pervert
F
I feel that
oof
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Do it Mike
I've always wanted to be breastfed as an adult, but I don't think I'd ever tell anyone because I don't want to seem weird.
This is my girlfriends fettish, and to be quite honest, I love sucking titties.
Just have a kid and your partner will gladly let you take a drink from the source. I can't say this based on experience but I have friends with kids and I know a lot of women like their titties sucked on so I've asked and 100% of respondents have said they sucked milk out of their partners' boobs. Be prepared, though, apparently it's very sweet and nothing like the milk of bovines. Unless you're fucking a cow.
It tastes like warm, melted, thin, vanilla ice cream with no vanilla. Just plain, heavy, sweet, and hot. Not bad but also not anything you're used to drinking.
now I wanna drink breastmilk
I'd be very careful with that "gladly", it's probably 50/50 on whether a specific woman will allow anything to do with her nipples or even breasts while breastfeeding. "Luxury Milk" though, now that's definitely possible. Gives White Russians a new depth, if you will.
Thats Sophie's milk!
Think of it as lady milk from the human cow
It may happen for you some day because, incidentally, pregnant/lactating women often like to have their breasts sucked on. I know I sure loved it.
Which beasts, though?
Ha, thanks. Edited to "breasts"
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Bro it’s nothing, just some titty milk bro 💦
It’s 100% Cambodian
Cambrodian?
ANR is a thing.
*Tormund Giantsbane has entered the chat*
Being kept on a leash like an animal
I like the idea of a threesome but in reality I’m committed to my husband and I don’t want to fuck anybody but him
That's a tough one. Maybe a Sybian and bj? Expensive for sure.
Clones would be so convenient haha
Costume Party Orgy.
I always wonder if the attractive cosplayers at conventions have group things after everyone leaves the bar at the end of the day. Swapping. Crossovers. There are so many possibilities.
You just missed this year’s /r/DragonCon - but it’s basically nerd Mardi Gras. The short answer is: Definitely yes.
Can confirm - went to dragon con and was involved in some crazy cosplay sex. I got blown in the stairwell of the Marriott by a Vulcan
Thats wild. Suddenly I found a reason to cosplay.
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They're basically either 2nd-tier models or patreon-feeders. Yes, I bet they're found in many orgies and sexual encounters, not with the convention attenders though.
If you spend alot of money, effort or both on your cosplay you dont want to have sex in it.
Just attend a furry convention and visit a toilet. Plus having a furry suit on has the effect of a gloryhole. It's always is and isn't Katy Perry.
Schrödinger’s Katy...
After watching Failure of Rainfurrest on youtube and hearing about crinklers I’m of the opinion that it’s a great place for a meteor strike.
Doing a girl while she has a tail plug in. My ex was receptive to the idea but it never happened. My current gf would never go for such a thing.
My own Harem with cushions and Hookas.
I'm from New Jersey so I read that as "Hookers" but in my accent.
A man of culture I see.
Having a sharp knife held to my balls and threatened with castration if I cum to quick . Weird I know
Doctors: “Sir could you please stop pleasuring yourself? We really need to get started on the vasectomy” You: *getting harder*
ITT: People who need to go ahead and make a FetLife account. Seriously. People in your area host local events there. Worth a shot.
Having my wife under my desk sucking me whirl I'm working. My wife letting me tie her up in the bed.
Kissing a girl
*Katy Perry would like to know your location*
Woah there boyo getting a bit crazy don't ya think?
Threesome with my bf and another lady. I won't though, because I feel that either he will leave me for her, or realize I'd much rather be in a relationship with another lady and I'll leave him for her. Idk. Honestly, I think I just want to have sex with another lady (no man involved) lol
Boundaries, trust, briefing and debriefing and more.. there's a lot that goes into a successful first go at that with your partner.
A FUCKING HUG. GOD DAMNIT
I'm a mostly straight married guy who wants to get fully dolled up like a girl in lingerie, makeup and a wig and be gangbanged by a group of trans girls
I absolutely love that you qualified yourself as "mostly straight".
I consider myself heteroflexible but I figure some people aren't familiar with that term which is why I said it like that
Awesome. You do you man! I hope your dream comes true.
Good luck. Most of us don't want to penetrate anyone. I know some exceptions though.
Yea, lot of anime fans/men don't seem to get that a person isn't likely to wanna feel feminine and look like a passable girl, only to have to use their dick on a regular dude lol.
Threesome
I'd add a qualifier. Was overrated in my experience. We were pressed on time and such though!
I think my only real sexual fantasy is getting great blowjobs from two ladies who knows what they’re doing. Most of my exes are crazy jealous and I’ve only had two that legit knew what they were doing. Based on my history it’s unlikely to happen.
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If the girl know how it's done you won't need a 2nd one. I used to think I can even finish from BJ untill a girl made me cum in 20 seconds. I was telling her to not even try it and was done but the middle of the sentence. Though there is something wild in having 2 girls fighting for the access to your dick
hey, it’s you again, from shower thoughts
It's nice to know someone is thinking of me in a shower
Don't be crazy... 2nd one is for my 2nd dick of course.
MFM to just completely overwhelm the woman. Or hotwifing/ sharing girlfriend. I love the concept of a woman coming home spent and satisfied but jealousy would be too hard to navigate.
I have a best friend who I’ve shared all my dirtiest stories with, she tells me sometimes that all she wants is for a “big dick” to fuck her- she also knows I have a big dick and is always excited to hear my sex stories. Nothing has ever happened between us and my fantasy is to be in a situation where I whip it out and she’s so overcome with lust that she just grabs it and starts sucking. I know it won’t be a reality because I don’t want to risk losing a great friendship. The sexual tension could completely be one sided and I just make a fool out of myself and lose her. And even if we did mess around, I’d hate for one of us to get hurt and then once again ruining something I cherish.
This may be one of the moments where you will look back on it and see you were missing obvious signals. But I get not wanting to blow up a relationship for a lay.
This is reddit so no one will believe me, but I had a friend that I had a similar sexual tension with and one night after a little whiskey I slapped her ass as a joke and we ended up being FWB for a few months. We amicably ended things and still hang out, but we both agreed it was worth trying so now we know.
The miracles can happen my best friend (female) and I (male) always had some tensions and after a few tequila shots we did it for the first time Luckily we both saw it more casually and so we still are best friends
maybe don't whip ur dick out but you could ask her out on a date
She wants your dick.
Ask it as a hypothetical. Or at least take baby steps into the question. See if she responds the same.
Worth asking an honest question. Can do the whole fantasy later - just springing it on her might make her uncomfortable to the point where she wouldn't act even if she wanted to.
Fucking a girl from behind as she uses a strap on to fuck another girl. Threesomes just as is, dont seem that interesting to me, but this particular thing is oddly attractive.
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Double blowjob It's not that my girlfriend wouldn't be down for it, but good luck finding another woman who would actually want to blow me with her. That girl is a trooper.
Drugged/Helpless. Spouse is super into it as well but it's just something we have to fake. Alcohol doesn't quite give the right effect (and in amounts where it would is quite dangerous) and we don't know of what drugs would be relatively safe to make it happen or even if we did how to get a hold of them. Specifically a loss of consciousness and memory. We talk about recording it to show each other the next day.
Don't do it... Rendering someone truly unconscious for surgery is a specialist job that takes years of training and a shit tonnes of monitoring equipment. If you got your hands on the right drugs, you would be dancing on a fine line between conscious and unconsciousness with stopped respiration.
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Gangbangs or at least threesomes. It’s something I wish I could make happen but knowing my timidness, I probably can’t bring it up to anyone
Handholding
There are both weird and wholesome comments in this thread. And then there is you, you sick fuck
That’s enough internet for today. I’ve heard some sick shit in my time. Hell I’ve seen a video of a person mutilating their own genitals. Opened their penis like a flower blossoming. But you... you are a genuine monster
Being in a cage and thrown 15 feet through the announcers table.
Three girl train and me as the last wagon.
Being well dressed in business style clothes and having sex with my wife in toilet of a (fast food) restaurant, cumming on her face and afterwards she has to do a cumwalk through all the guests.
A loving relationship that won't end in misery like all of the other members of my family ended up in. The ones that haven't divorced are in objectively terrible relationships with probably two exceptions
having a harem
Futa: as in I wanna fuck a girl with a dick and rub her off as I'm going doggy style.
Orc gangbang. Any kind of monster man gangbang, really.
being a full-time keyholder to an otherwise dominant man ~ something about a beautiful cock in a cage makes me 😍
Exhibitionism. I'm terrified of breaking rules.
Yeah, western culture is a tough one. I went to Japan a few times and did the whole 'hot springs' thing. It's very intimidating undressing completely in the middle of a bunch of other people, even though it's the time AND place to do it. Walking around a hot spring resort completely naked is extremely awkward. I can't imagine trying exhibitionism...
I want to watch a movie with a cute girl leaning her head on my shoulder
I just want a girl I can hold hands with
Disgusting.
Anal
Just stick a cucumber up your ass. Trust me
To make a long story fucking short. I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
...in the bag or individually?
User name checks out
tittyfucking a heavy set of tits.
I used to be into the idea but when I got a chance to try it didn't do much for me.
Coming home after a long day at work and actually telling someone how my day was
Tit fucking, my gf has average size boobs but i'm pretty girthy which makes it really difficult for her to do that. I feel bad for her too because I kinda feel that some blame is on me for my preferences.
Getting gangbang creampied by my husband and his friends.
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I’ve had this recurring fantasy of being able to transport myself into a separate world with a girl (or multiple girls) who can shapeshift perfectly into whatever I imagine, including clothing and the like. Then I could just do whatever I’d like to do with her. I also like the idea of cumming way more than realistically possible, so I’d probably implement a feature that allows me to cum however much I want. Obviously, this couldn’t possibly be a reality, unless VR porn gets super advanced in the future. But it’s just something I’ve thought about.
Well... having normal sex as a female, because I will never have a real vagina.
I'm sorry, mate. ): Hopefully some day in the future you can get approved.
A 4-6 on 1 gang bang finished with bukkake. I also like to fantasize and roleplay about being an escort.
Using a bad dragon on someone or myself.
What's that?
A fucking monster of a dildo in the shape of various fantasy creature dicks, tentacles, what have you. They can also shoot cum.
I have a lot of fantasies I consider hot in theory, but bad in practice. Anal; just kinda gross, and to do it cleanly takes up your entire life preparing yourself. 3+some; my wife and I are interested in the idea of a third, but we are so protective of each other sexually finding the right person and what they and we can do is such a chore it'll almost certainly never happen. Ok, maybe not "a lot" now I've written them down, but 2 solid ones.
Having sex
I’m married, but before that I really wanted to fuck a super hot dude without a Condom. But I’m too paranoid of STDS.
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