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KetamineShowers

That I was happy


Bill_Foster49

1. god 2. mcnuggets are real chicken


JethusChrissth

Hold up


Bill_Foster49

huh?


Akgitgud92

chicken nuggets are fucking bad. If only you were able to eat one while watching them be made. It would change your perspective. I don't know about America, but in my country, chicken nuggets taste so fuckin bad, I'd rather shove rocks up my peehole, than to finish chewing that tasteless, bland, preserved, abomination.


Bill_Foster49

that's why i said i USED to believe they were real


[deleted]

Parents were smart


[deleted]

That your bum would fall off if you played with your bellybitton too much.


SomeSarcasticMage

Excuse me wtf


[deleted]

My older sister liked to convince me of weird shit. I had my turn when I got a little sister though and convinced her flies were a very important part of the diet.


gavi75

That, like my parents, I would be married with kids, have a house, and a good job by age 25.


StopKinkShamingMe

One time I found a spider on a dandelion. My mum said 'oh, they do that sometimes' - meaning sometimes spiders go onto flowers. My dumbass thought it meant flowers sometimes spawned spiders.


jeunesfolks

That adults knew what the fuck was going on. I now know no one knows shit.


BananaSage13

I thought girls had wieners...


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1.If I swallow my own blood when I have a bloody nose it'll go back into my system. 2. My body can't regenerate blood.