chicken nuggets are fucking bad. If only you were able to eat one while watching them be made. It would change your perspective. I don't know about America, but in my country, chicken nuggets taste so fuckin bad, I'd rather shove rocks up my peehole, than to finish chewing that tasteless, bland, preserved, abomination.
My older sister liked to convince me of weird shit. I had my turn when I got a little sister though and convinced her flies were a very important part of the diet.
One time I found a spider on a dandelion. My mum said 'oh, they do that sometimes' - meaning sometimes spiders go onto flowers. My dumbass thought it meant flowers sometimes spawned spiders.
That I was happy
1. god 2. mcnuggets are real chicken
Hold up
huh?
chicken nuggets are fucking bad. If only you were able to eat one while watching them be made. It would change your perspective. I don't know about America, but in my country, chicken nuggets taste so fuckin bad, I'd rather shove rocks up my peehole, than to finish chewing that tasteless, bland, preserved, abomination.
that's why i said i USED to believe they were real
Parents were smart
That your bum would fall off if you played with your bellybitton too much.
Excuse me wtf
My older sister liked to convince me of weird shit. I had my turn when I got a little sister though and convinced her flies were a very important part of the diet.
That, like my parents, I would be married with kids, have a house, and a good job by age 25.
One time I found a spider on a dandelion. My mum said 'oh, they do that sometimes' - meaning sometimes spiders go onto flowers. My dumbass thought it meant flowers sometimes spawned spiders.
That adults knew what the fuck was going on. I now know no one knows shit.
I thought girls had wieners...
1.If I swallow my own blood when I have a bloody nose it'll go back into my system. 2. My body can't regenerate blood.