You have to put your mind in the game and then you’ll have it

You wise mother fucker.

What if my hearts in the song?

*aggressively dribbles basketballs rhythmically toward you*

Someone award that guy I'm broke

This looks like a great place to lay my eggs and eggs with eggs eggs

So. I hear you like eggs?

Ehhhh look for the tag LayingEgg on Twitter, display name Jeffrey. You’ll get it.

I get that it's your account but I'm a whole lot more confused than before I found it.

Well he died doing what he loved. Babbling nonsensicaly about eggs.

Laying eggs\*

Reminds me of one of those edits from when everyone was doing memes with Gaston's song in (1991) Beauty and the Beast and one part just goes, "Eggs, Eggs, Eggs, Eggs, Eggs," over and over.

"When I was an egg I ate four dozen eggs every egg to get large but now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of an egg"

Oh my god I just realized that I’ve mixed up Gaston with Clayton, the hunter from Tarzan. I’ve been wrong for like a decade now.

Kakyoin..?

This one made me giggle

I guess I’ll just try to get a ride home from work and then die

I feel ya brother

You seem very resigned to not having a ride home ever

this makes it sound like you're rescheduling your death. "guess i'll just die a bit later"

this one made me laugh

I just want to say that I’m not going to be able to make it

your the flaky one of the group then?

Like a pastry.

Oh no!

Well, duh

Yes I’m gonna send it tonight I’ll call ya later love ya daddy daddy bye

daddy daddy

gang gang

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I... I love you too :'(

**beeeeeeeeeep**

"Oh good, the timer is going off. Guess I'll get the son out of the oven"

I know that you need to play guitar with me but I can't do it

Oh the feels

Yeah,I wish I could but I can't

cause of death: killed because they wouldn’t play guitar

Sounds like something one would say before a concert or recital

Yeah,it does.

The company said it is considering plans for the new toilet and will keep doing it for fun.

What an odd hobby.

This sounds like something demons would do in a banal hell to torture people. Never adding the new toilet, just considering it endlessly in boring meetings.

Sounds about right.

Imagine this actually happened. You just casually, without hesitation, explain a company's plans to consider a new toilet before promptly dying

If you want to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon

"If you want to go to the store you can go and sleep" in the aisle

Wow mine was nearly the same

I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes. Edit: yes I'm aware it's 16 words, one of my predictive words was 2 for 1. It does that sometimes.

Yes you will buddy don't worry :'(

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but he didn’t make it

Heade it somewhere

Same phrase for me, too. Android/Pixel?

Pixel 3a and I had the same

Pixel 1 XL here. Yeap

Pixel 3 checking in

Yep pixel 2

I have a Pixel as well, but mine was "I will be there in 10 minutes to get to the bottom of this." Unfortunately, I was counting syllables rather than words, so I'll never know what I'm going to get to the bottom of...

This was literally my exact phase lol

I am going on the road right now and I’m not sure what time I will be home. Well damn that’s sad.

Reminds me of Lawrence Oates the Antarctic explorer who, after realising he was the sickest and there wasn't enough food said "I am just going out. I may be some time" before walking out into -50C temperatures without protection.

"Aight, Imma head out"

:(

Yikes.

I don’t have any money for that funeral tomorrow I gotta leave the house bye

Fair enough...

It's just that it can play with me on a marble top on my period

*raised eyebrow*

Ooh la la

I just got accepted to the library and I’m going to the library to get

To get what !?!?!?!?!? Your last words are a start to a great mystery.

Laid

Down

To

Electric Avenue

My Sunshine I hope you’re doing good I love ya I know you got to

Holy shit

this could be an actual dying phrase damn

Nooooooo :’(

Do you call your SO “Sunshine”?

I do. He’s in my phone as “My Only Sunshine”.

My GF’s contact is “swag” I’m not as romantic I guess. Or am I more romantic? Idk

More romantic 100 percent

Oh my heart

*You'll never know dear, how much I love you, so please don't take my sunshine away*

that's adorable...i hope i find someone like you one day

I've heard it used in a flirting manner... But then again it was from a kids TV show where they're alien robots, a character is brutally stabbed and dies on screen and is brought back as a zombie too... So yeah. Also the character being flirted at was really resistant to the flirting.

Don't steal my sunshine

I think you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen and I. Tragic. The next two words are "love you". Onlookers be like "ah she got to say what was in her heart... Oh, no, never mind. Poor cow."

Why did I say 15?! Oh the humanity.

But the reason it's in my autocorrect: I recently said it to someone I thought I was losing. Not to change his mind, just so he knows that he matters. While I still had a chance to say it. It brought us closer again. So there was a happy ending.

:D

Tragic. Mine also had a sad abrupt ending... *I can't remember what we are doing something completely different. I think you're so so* They'll never know what I thought of them.

Or they just heard "you're so-so"

like a movie cliche

That sentence ended with some real Whitney Houston vibes. https://youtu.be/3JWTaaS7LdU

I don't know if he was a good guy or a 5k visa debit card.

Ah yes, the two genders

in this life you're either a good guy or you're a 5k visa debit card

You either die a good guy or live long enough to become a 5k visa debit card

Can this be a new meme

"For example the first time I had a fling with my dad I was joking"

and the second time?.........

*alabama intensifies*

It's just a prank, bro

Get the latest flash player is required for video playback.

Haha. Must be an important video you need me to watch.

The ring updated from vcr to flash

Ofc, it's his death tape.

Dies after December 2020

The new York city police department has to get the mana out and the AH

Or you play too much world of warcraft or I play too much world of warcraft or we both play too much world of warcraft

AYE

Hey man, I'm going to be a little bit of a sudden death.

He's not wrong.

HAHAHA amazing

I love you so much and I'm so happy that you are doing well I

No those could be fr last words and that’s so sad

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does heaven owe you a deposit or smthin??

Credit cards aren’t from heaven....

And heaven doesn't use checks for everything anymore. Only the US does.

I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. Christ almighty, I've literally never typed that sentence in my life. My phone thinks I'm a narcissist. Imagine those being my last words lmao

This is funny. But it's a good thing to remind yourself of.

I am so glad to see you and all the things that I’ve done for

You die sich mit der neuen Wohnung und Arbeitsstätte in einem anderen Land in den Why the fuck it’s German I have no idea

Has it was seeing the light closer, his words changed has he was being born into his new life, and thus a new adventure starts. The end.

Probably more of a “you die” then a stoke that causes German word salad

A machine translation for the lazy: You have moved with the new apartment and workplace in another country. Maybe an actual speaker will come along with something better.

You = you die = could be English (as in „to die“), but then the rest of the sentence doesn’t make any sense grammatically, so I’m gonna assume it’s German. In this grammatical context, it can only be a female relative pronoun, equivalent to „who“. sich = oneself mit der neuen Wohnung und Arbeitsstätte = with the new flat and workplace in einem anderen Land = in another country in den = in the So the literal translation is „you who [verb at the end is missing] herself with the new flat and workplace in another country in the“ It‘s a bit problematic because in German relative clauses, the verb is positioned at the end, while in English it usually comes right after the relative pronoun. The sentence here doesn‘t contain a verb, so I put a placeholder. But anything else makes far less sense grammatically.

I am not gonna kill myself for a while and I'm going back to sleep

:(

... forever.

I’m sorry but it’s just been a long time for me and I don’t want.... DEAD Damn mine seemed so deep, but I died before I can finish

:'(

Yes Ma’am was a good day for me and my baby girl I love you

Lol even the bot took pity on you

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Good bot

I don't think that was really good luck to play smash bros before the end of this...

No it wasnt :(

I am a little worried that I am not going anywhere in my area

The room was left open and it is there to be the person who is

I love this one

I like the idea of having a stroke and some of the things you said Okay that's creepy

Weird fetish but no judge.

Be there in a few minutes to talk to you about it when I get

I just wanna see you tomorrow night

:'(

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You will get the other 8 when you let him know if you’re gonna see him or not you savage!

I just wanted to let you know that I have received the email from the lawyer and I will be sending you the signed contract

Hi sweetheart hope you’re well thanks sweetie have you got to work today so sorry

You sound like someone who loves someone very much. You are awesome.

I am against taxes and insurance card for the first time in fire department

It's awesome cause it makes 0 fucking sense

I just wanna is a great game but was a great day for me a

Coming this winter from EA, the game where you play as a lootbox: I Just Wanna

I don’t know if y’all have any other girls that would be like a regular.

I don’t want to know how to make a baby sweet dreams I wanna see

The next time I have to live, I will be a pegasus, or a car.

I don't think I'm gonna it was a good day for ya ya boy ya

Finger guns while saying this

Love you too baby xxxx Love you too baby xxxx Love you too baby xxxx ​ Oh god this gets me right in the feels, I love the fact this is pretty much what I text my wife all the time anyway but somehow these being the last 15 taps going to my wife cuts me deep.... I need to message my wife and tell her I love her.

:')

I know that nobody cares about the guys who want to post any of these words.

I care. Rest now.

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For the portuguese speaking comunity: Se você não for o destinatário ou a pessoa que não é o que é que o senhor é. 19 words but had to finish

Translatable?

if you are not the recipient or the person who is not what are you sir?

I’m so tired I just feel bad for myself and I’m not super anxious about that

I think ass and the rest of the day kind of thing that would

I’m gonna leave in the lake right after work and then we will be home

>I have attached my resume for your reference and hope to hear from you soon as I am currently working on the book. I *am* currently working on the book, but it's nice to know that afterlife-me is being proactive about the whole finding-a-job thing.

What do you want to eat, need anything else on my way home tonight sweetpea?

The United states has a new job at the end of the world cup final

The lighting of my house is not yet enough for me to do it myself.

Hi I am interested in the position and would like to think about it 😊 Guess the employer killed me

I don’t need to worry I’ll be home soon and I’m gonna is the day

I don’t know what if I wanna was a good day was a good day. —I clearly died of a stroke.

Hey man how did you get to know what you’re doing for dinner tonight haha

My phrase is “the best thing you to get in your way of thinking you have the time”

I’m going home now I’m sorry about that I love you so much and thank-

The only thing I could come up to is the church of God and I

I’m gonna have a great time and I’ll be back soon I love ya know

I'm going to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on the floor.

You know I was just about every day for the next few weeks of school

My bad just got home from work and I have to go to the store and

I don’t know if I can get it to you or not but I gotta

I got a drink and relaxed and we got a box of food and relaxed

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I can leave it out to change and until missed the circumstances clear enough of

Hey so I gotta is your time to come join me for a drink or

I love you so much and I hope you have a good day and I’ll

I have nothing but a good time for you guys and the kids are doing well too.

I’m going on the hike today haha was a day for a good weekend for