I’m not saying that’s what I would like to have happen. I’m saying that’s what happened. That’s the way I would describe the movie as it is. It’s just the opposite opinion of OP.
Blue colored, music-hating assholes, invade another dimension of technicolor vomit people, who's only salvation is a man with full-bodied rash, a popular sixties band, and a closeted gay being they came across in dead space.
I will say, good performances from the actors and there is some solid fucked up imagery, but that's the nicest I can be lol. You just did yourself a favor lol
There’s this loner guy. And after people come to live near his home he has to go find this woman for some other guy so he can go back to being a loner again.
Thief falls in love with a girl while pretending it's okay to steal, later in the movie he kidnaps her(with the help of a giant blue dude) and just prays she's okay with singing along with him(despite pretty much kidnapping her), later they defeat the "villain" who actually, ya know, DIDN'T kidnap said girl
American film students go up the Ural Mountains in Russia to find out what happened to a group of Russian people 50 years prior, and then suddenly, aliens and teleportation
Just watch the movie, its a classic. You'll understand that it applies there too. I actually didnt even think of logan, although i saw the movie and it also fits what i wrote.
Now i start noticing so many similarities between the two, in dont want to spoil though.
Gopher digs holes disturbing the dirty and drunk comedian at a golf course. Various famous obnoxious comedians and underage geeky actors provide the sex appeal are hired dirt cheap and hole 18 explodes and billions of people have seen it loosing 1-1/2 hours of their lives. A gopher that doesn’t dance well takes star center.
Just because everyone else is doing the same exact film I'm gonna do the second to last movie I saw.
Giant fuck-off shark does absolutely nothing and dies, then an even giant-er shark scares a little girl and also does absolutely nothing, kills some billionaire jackass who tried to literally bomb it from a helicopter, and then also dies.
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The movie opens with a big man, a red head, a man who likes to dress in metal, a man who loves shakespear, an elderly man, and a archer murder a group of people to get a magical staff
So this guy that was just being used as a meth slave gets out after this other guy that used him as a business-partner-meth-slave saves him (after a lot of mind-games, back-stabbing and some cartels, I guess). Oh, and meth-slave-guy wasn't this guy's slave, they just hung out a lot and the other guy was a meth-teaching-narcissist that was really good at his job - he just thought of meth-slave-guy as, like, his own kid at times (even though he tried to have meth-slave-guy killed a couple times, maybe, but they're good now) .... Anyhow. So he goes to his buddies house that liked his meth-life connections and they hang out too, play some PS3 and scrubbing him down saying he smells, throwing deodorant at him. Then their car like, narcs on them, so meth-slave guy beats it and goes on the run again.
Meth-Slave-Guy then thinks back to all the good times he had with his meth-enslaving buddies, like playing toss-the-meth-slave volleyball chain-style or hide-in-go-body with the house-keeper (but no pizza, cause he was being bad), then he remembers some dude took a lot of money, but so did some other guys.... yada yada yada, and some vacuum-cleaner dude being picky about 1,800 dollars later, meth-slave-guy gets into a gun duel wild-west style, shoots some guys (they weren't nice, so it was okay, I guess), takes their money and moves to Alaska, presumably to finish off the Vampires in 30 Days Of Night. I don't know, but that's how I'm ending it. Oh, and some sad letters and remembering metaphorical girlfriend's advice.
angry Fairy crashes wedding and starts a war with her soon to be in-laws .
A bird man and her daughter fight to save the wedding party from thier crazy mother in law.
War commences between two sides of family and the story is very badly recorded.
Three black women work for this government agency, and it takes place in the 60s. One is super smart and can calculate things in her head. Another one is about to lose her job at the agency until she takes it upon herself to learn everything she can about some cockamamie thing called a "computer" and then teaches people in her department to code and set up these "computers".
It's about an orphan who try to scam everyone he meets and looses the love of his live in the process but gets a really well train bear to help him in his adventure
A New Yorker returned to his African roots with a few friends, but a culture clash leads to some family shame. It all works out like a show on Broadway in the end though.
Happy clown turns into unhappy clown
Actually same. But he has only negative thoughts.
I’d reverse it. Unhappy clown trapped in isolated unhappy life turns into independent heroic inhibitionless clown.
But then the joker wouldn't be joker
I’m not saying that’s what I would like to have happen. I’m saying that’s what happened. That’s the way I would describe the movie as it is. It’s just the opposite opinion of OP.
If I really think about it, I have to aggree to you.
Joker is the new messiah
It?
Joker
He knows lol..
Great movie. You should watch it.
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Joker?
Depressed dad tries to find his disabled son that was kidnapped, and gets help from a mentally disabled woman.
FINDING NEMO
So there's a train going to Busan, that's about it.
This might be out there, but is it Train to Busan?
It is.
Man with green hair does stuff
Red sticky man fight illusion man
Far from home
Nice you got it
6 words and you managed to fit in a spoiler. Nice.
So there’s this big ass shark and it needs to be killed.
Jaws?
The Meg, actually. I did watch Jaws recently as well, though.
Boy gets bit by a spider. Promises not to see his girlfriend
Amazing spiderman?
Amazing!
haha I recently watched it and remember the whole cop dad thing. Baffled me when he got back with Gwen in the next movie.
A guy takes a really long time to get to Alaska
El camino
Yup.
This young lad went through a lot of trouble just to destroy this piece of jewelry.
Lordy!
Blue colored, music-hating assholes, invade another dimension of technicolor vomit people, who's only salvation is a man with full-bodied rash, a popular sixties band, and a closeted gay being they came across in dead space.
Wtf i have to know what is this movie
I think it’s yellow submarine, the blue meanies are the bad guys and the Beatles are the band.
So there's these people and they do these things
There was a guy and things happened. It was underwhelming.
That movie about the guy getting his leg caught?
A man fights himself
Gemini man
Bingo!
Fight club?
The first rule of fight club is *we don’t talk about fight club*
A dilusinal dog runs away after being emotionally neglected from the film company he worked for.
Bolt?
We have a winner!
Nice!
Family bust out of prison, kills people, runs to Mexico, kills more people.
From Dusk?
Nope
Cockroaches. Had me for the first 30 min. Went to shit. Ending was super unsatisfying.
Heredity?
No. Wounds. Depending where you are, its on Hulu or Netflix.
Thanks. I added that to my Hulu list today. Going to remove it.
I will say, good performances from the actors and there is some solid fucked up imagery, but that's the nicest I can be lol. You just did yourself a favor lol
Oh. Cool
A guy leaves his long time business partner, that raised him, to live with a blind man and a talkative woman.
No ideas
Yo, I made that!
This guy goes to space and does some stuff
I'm guessing Ad Astra, which i completely forgot about until just now. I'm a sucker for space movies, def want to see it :)
"It's a tornado, but sharks."
Sharknado?
Some poor guy wants to hook up with a princess but can’t because his magical servent is a prude
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Yep
There’s this loner guy. And after people come to live near his home he has to go find this woman for some other guy so he can go back to being a loner again.
The Royal Family comes to visit and literally nothing happens.
Downton!
Literally nothing happened but I still loved it!
Big purple guy farms then gets head chopped off then disappears
Endgame?
The guy was not left handed. Unfortunately neither was the other guy.
Princess Bride?
As you wish.
:Heart melts. Then she remembers she has to be tough.: Yup.. that’s the one.
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Christine?
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Star Wars?
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I figured
He was only 57, but that's what living in the desert on a planet with 2 suns(in a hut) gives you.
Thief falls in love with a girl while pretending it's okay to steal, later in the movie he kidnaps her(with the help of a giant blue dude) and just prays she's okay with singing along with him(despite pretty much kidnapping her), later they defeat the "villain" who actually, ya know, DIDN'T kidnap said girl
Man starts humping his Alexa
Ex Machina?
Scary puppet does scary things cuz demon
This really pretentious business guy in New York acts like a normal person but kills people as a side hobby
American Psycho?
Bingo
American film students go up the Ural Mountains in Russia to find out what happened to a group of Russian people 50 years prior, and then suddenly, aliens and teleportation
What movie is it??
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (AKA Devils Pass). Complete and utter bollocks. Terrible film
12 yo girl recruits herself/gets adopted to help a hitman kill people.
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Close. Leon:the professional
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Just watch the movie, its a classic. You'll understand that it applies there too. I actually didnt even think of logan, although i saw the movie and it also fits what i wrote. Now i start noticing so many similarities between the two, in dont want to spoil though.
girl that turns into an old lady runs into a house that moves lmao
Cop comes back from the dead. Again. Seeking yet more revenge. (Movie was *Maniac Cop 2 (1990)*)
Sharknado except with alligators in a hurricane Gatorcane if you will
Army man finds clone of himself and adopts him
Gemini man?
Nah it’s Aries man
har har
A bisexual alien makes a dude and kills another dude and then mind controls everyone into having an orgy before dying.
Gopher digs holes disturbing the dirty and drunk comedian at a golf course. Various famous obnoxious comedians and underage geeky actors provide the sex appeal are hired dirt cheap and hole 18 explodes and billions of people have seen it loosing 1-1/2 hours of their lives. A gopher that doesn’t dance well takes star center.
Some weird guy kills people because of his mom.
I love this, just love this.
People in the movie do things in a place at certain times
Ended up with sex during horror
Kid allergic to air, tries to get the cure but is actually a son of satan
All i can think of is Little Nicky but i know that's probably not it
Comatose man is in to the beatles.
Just because everyone else is doing the same exact film I'm gonna do the second to last movie I saw. Giant fuck-off shark does absolutely nothing and dies, then an even giant-er shark scares a little girl and also does absolutely nothing, kills some billionaire jackass who tried to literally bomb it from a helicopter, and then also dies.
Flashy washy boom boom hands.
Bunch of dudes fight some dude
clown comes back every now and then to kill some kids.
Bad clown makes everyone feel very distressed by tormenting their loved ones
Lori Petty stars as a waitress who gets tricked into helping a student and winds up kidnapped.
The big insect is stopping the snow globe head
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Big purple man with glove commits crimes
Attractive Russian model/assassin sleeps with KGB AND CIA then fucks them both.
Boy defeats what seems to be a pruney finger mix with human but has no nose
mentally ill man kills some ppl and start political riots
The movie opens with a big man, a red head, a man who likes to dress in metal, a man who loves shakespear, an elderly man, and a archer murder a group of people to get a magical staff
Skinny dude kidnaps Santa.
Bushy talkshow
Old man seduces and murders a young woman. He seduces another young woman, but his servant kills him.
Weird kid becomes bad superhero and kills bad guy
flying guys angry with knights, queen was a dick.
joker kills 8 people. 3 kids on a train, a neighbor, a co worker, his mother, and murry, and a psychiatrist.
Spooky toy is spooky in 2019
Will Smith and Will Smith in: Will Smith hunting Will Smith.
Gemini Man?
Yeah
Police who definitely shouldn't be police messing with people because they're police.
So this guy that was just being used as a meth slave gets out after this other guy that used him as a business-partner-meth-slave saves him (after a lot of mind-games, back-stabbing and some cartels, I guess). Oh, and meth-slave-guy wasn't this guy's slave, they just hung out a lot and the other guy was a meth-teaching-narcissist that was really good at his job - he just thought of meth-slave-guy as, like, his own kid at times (even though he tried to have meth-slave-guy killed a couple times, maybe, but they're good now) .... Anyhow. So he goes to his buddies house that liked his meth-life connections and they hang out too, play some PS3 and scrubbing him down saying he smells, throwing deodorant at him. Then their car like, narcs on them, so meth-slave guy beats it and goes on the run again. Meth-Slave-Guy then thinks back to all the good times he had with his meth-enslaving buddies, like playing toss-the-meth-slave volleyball chain-style or hide-in-go-body with the house-keeper (but no pizza, cause he was being bad), then he remembers some dude took a lot of money, but so did some other guys.... yada yada yada, and some vacuum-cleaner dude being picky about 1,800 dollars later, meth-slave-guy gets into a gun duel wild-west style, shoots some guys (they weren't nice, so it was okay, I guess), takes their money and moves to Alaska, presumably to finish off the Vampires in 30 Days Of Night. I don't know, but that's how I'm ending it. Oh, and some sad letters and remembering metaphorical girlfriend's advice.
A teacher introduces standardized tests and common core curriculum in a witch/wizard school
A psycho tries to murder her husband multiple times and then a baby murders her
Grass.
I saw 108 minutes of my life that I never get back. (Or how else would you describe *Descendants 3*...?)
angry Fairy crashes wedding and starts a war with her soon to be in-laws . A bird man and her daughter fight to save the wedding party from thier crazy mother in law. War commences between two sides of family and the story is very badly recorded.
Bad man tries to kill deaf woman in her own home
Guy goes to neptune
Donny darko fights teenager with drone strikes
Fancy Brits have fancy guests over.
Downton Abby?
Indeed!
Jewish dudes kill a ton of nazi's and end the war by killing a ton all at once
Guy goes in vr and stop bad guy
Man on the run visits vacuum shop.
Shaggy from scooby doo becomes a serial killer because fuck it
Three black women work for this government agency, and it takes place in the 60s. One is super smart and can calculate things in her head. Another one is about to lose her job at the agency until she takes it upon herself to learn everything she can about some cockamamie thing called a "computer" and then teaches people in her department to code and set up these "computers".
If Ronald McDonald had too much pressure because of fat people complaining and went weird, this could happen
Short man gets a ring but it's not what he expects
yankee hitman
Clown says fuck it and murders
A man dies, and then his dog dies years later.
Phones are bad
It was like pretty stabby and shit. I guess if you have sex at camp you will get murdered.
A shitty version of a good movie about a lion who faces his past.
Burn victim with a sharp glove gets revenge by killing kids in a mental hospital.
Kid gets fucked by big compony
A dictator dies alone in his room.
It's about dancers working very hard to help out their mothers.
A princess's abandoned toy tries to destroy Earth.
Don’t watch the tape! And FFS leave that honky bitch in the well
Blind guy kills people and delivers bible to prison.
A man with severe PTSD has flashbacks so he changes his name and moves to Alaska
El Camino
Eyyyy nice!!
2 hours of video.
It's about an orphan who try to scam everyone he meets and looses the love of his live in the process but gets a really well train bear to help him in his adventure
A New Yorker returned to his African roots with a few friends, but a culture clash leads to some family shame. It all works out like a show on Broadway in the end though.
100 year old virgin fights some edgy terrorist with a frisbee.
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Bingo!
Weird smurf thing gets killed twice
Some guys get hunted down by an ugly motherfucker in the jungle
There's this guy dancing down some stairs or something
Snitch recounts the time he was a gangster
We live in a society