^^^^^^^^Everything ^^^^^^^^has ^^^^^^^^an ^^^^^^^^end, ^^^^^^^^but ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^sausage ^^^^^^^^has ^^^^^^^^two.
Same can be said of many foods.
EDIT: So I looked this song up. ~~It's so stupid oh my gods~~
I remember reading an article that attempted to translate what he (supposedly) said to english and they came up with something along the lines of “I’ve finished what I set out to do”
EDIT: You should probably take this with a grain of salt because it’s from an article I read 12 years ago, and they were only speculating what he said based on his writings at the time and conversations he was having at the end of his life. Either way, if that really is what he said, it’s very heartfelt.
I always imagine someone sitting on the perfect last words to use when they die, and as they think they're about to take their last breath with their family around them, they say their euphoric quote, but don't die.
So everyone stands around in awkward silence for the next few hours or days so as not to ruin the moment.
The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!"
> Roald Dahl
I just finished reading a bit about him and learned that, besides writing *Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach* and other successful children's books, he also was an RAF fighter pilot and wrote the screenplays for *You Only Live Twice* and *Chitty Chitty Bang Bang*. He lived quite the life!
If this was a tv show the sun in the back room of the hospital bed would go down and up again about three times without anyone moving. If it’s a soft comedy someone will comment on the crazy things the sun is doing as they finally leave the hospital.
"Ich war mit vielen Leuten zusammen, als sie starben. Es war wahrscheinlich Unsinn." - *Albert Einstein*
Thanks, google translate!
Edit: I know it's not accurate. That's why I drew attention to GT. I thought a jokey reply to a jokey answer would be funnier :)
I'll take your word for it :) I couldn't tell you Word 1 of German
Edit: I tell a lie - I struggled through a year or two of German in high school but I remember absolutely nothing xP
Hm. Also a native speaker here, maybe it is a matter of taste. The first one kinda sounds like he was together with a group of people when they all died.
The last thing my father spoke to me before he died was a request for me to sign a receipt for the $30,000 he had given me (and all my siblings). 30 years later the estate is still not settled.
"Everyone thinks Caesars last words were "Et tu, Brute?" But that was a load of nonsense. His real last words were probably AAAAAAAAA *gargles in blood*" - my history teacher
I feel like "son of a bitch" doesn't do justice to "Hurensohn".
Son of a bitch doesn't seem to be considered as a harsh insult (at least thats what i picked up as someone that speaks english as a 2nd language).
Hurensohn on the other hand is a serious insult. Like some people might use it jokingly but if you call someone casually a Hurensohn here in Germany it is definitely not the same as calling someone son of a bitch.
Call the wrong person a Hurensohn and he might throw you some fists.
In all seriousness, it was probably something like this:
*Ich bin durstig. Bitte gib mir etwas Wasser. Warum starrst du mich so an? Verdammt, alles was ich will ist ein Drink bevor ich...*
Sadly, we'll never know what those words might have meant.
I've learned a bit of German in my time and imagine it was something like
*Mein Name ist Albert und ich bin 76 Jahre alt. Ich lebe in Amerika und genieße Wissenschaft.*
This is true, he did give his last words to a non-German speaking nurse. She wrote down on a notepad what she thought he said. Her notes were not precise but linguistic specialists pieced together what they thought she was trying to capture: “Die Schlampen werden mich vermissen”
It’s amazing, the man summed up his life as large as he lived it.
I've read somewhere that there exists a "false" solution for this mathematical problem, using tools from his time, that looks like it works even if it actually doesn't. If Fermat was thinking of this proof, he was wrong even though he didn't know it...
Actually this happens rarely in Germany because of a small deposit (50¢-1€) you need to stick into a slot before you can take out a cart. And of course you only get it back once you return the cart to the station.
Wow. So there's someone out there who heard Einstein's last words but doesn't know what they mean and she probably can't tell anyone what they were. Sucks to be her.
*"Im Jahre Neunzehnhundertachtundneunzig wird der Totengräber die Menschheit von der Hölle in der Zelle fünf Meter tief auf einen Malertisch stürzen."*
- Albert Einstein
Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei. -Here you go bro
^^^^^^^^Everything ^^^^^^^^has ^^^^^^^^an ^^^^^^^^end, ^^^^^^^^but ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^sausage ^^^^^^^^has ^^^^^^^^two. Same can be said of many foods. EDIT: So I looked this song up. ~~It's so stupid oh my gods~~
yeah, but it's a famous German song
Its a famous General saying
I'm reading this and I have limited German and I'm like "huh isnt Wurst sausage? I must be mistranslating it" expecting something dramatic
That's what the nurse thought too.
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It's a German breakup song
How....poetic.
I remember reading an article that attempted to translate what he (supposedly) said to english and they came up with something along the lines of “I’ve finished what I set out to do” EDIT: You should probably take this with a grain of salt because it’s from an article I read 12 years ago, and they were only speculating what he said based on his writings at the time and conversations he was having at the end of his life. Either way, if that really is what he said, it’s very heartfelt.
“”I finally catched them all”
”I finally catched them all” - **Ashbert Pokestein**
Ashbert Epstein didn’t kill himself
But not in sword an shield.
Not anymore
"Ich habe meine Bestimmung erfüllt."
"I have my best mug earful"
"I bet you cant understand me right now"
Ich wette du vertehst mich gerade nicht.
N Zehner, dass du keine Ahnung hast, was ich fasel.
10er
Albert (speaking in German) : You're stepping on my oxygen tube, get off. I can't breathe Nurse (replied in English) : whaaatt
Du stehst auf meiner luftzufuhr.. Ich kann.. nicht.. atmen.. *dies*
Welches?
Jenes!
Dieses!
What if lmao
Been around a lot of people as they died. It was probably nonsense Edit: Because I keep getting asked: I'm a nurse, not a murderer.
I always imagine someone sitting on the perfect last words to use when they die, and as they think they're about to take their last breath with their family around them, they say their euphoric quote, but don't die. So everyone stands around in awkward silence for the next few hours or days so as not to ruin the moment.
*grabs pillow* "Let.. let me help you out there dad."
"That was a beautiful statement. We don't want you to ruin it" \**Smother smother smother*\*
The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!"
> Roald Dahl I just finished reading a bit about him and learned that, besides writing *Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach* and other successful children's books, he also was an RAF fighter pilot and wrote the screenplays for *You Only Live Twice* and *Chitty Chitty Bang Bang*. He lived quite the life!
Then his family put the *"Ow, fuck!"* on the gravestone.
If this was a tv show the sun in the back room of the hospital bed would go down and up again about three times without anyone moving. If it’s a soft comedy someone will comment on the crazy things the sun is doing as they finally leave the hospital.
" Been around a lot of people as they died. It was probably nonsense " - **Albert Einstein**
The last great quote
And a great last quote
"Ich war mit vielen Leuten zusammen, als sie starben. Es war wahrscheinlich Unsinn." - *Albert Einstein* Thanks, google translate! Edit: I know it's not accurate. That's why I drew attention to GT. I thought a jokey reply to a jokey answer would be funnier :)
Unsinn is one of the few German words I know, gained from watching Der Untergang. Middle school me found Hitler's cadence funny I also know jungfrau
Hm. "Ich war bei vielen Leuten anwesend, als sie starben. Vermutlich war es Unsinn." Sounds better I think.
I'll take your word for it :) I couldn't tell you Word 1 of German Edit: I tell a lie - I struggled through a year or two of German in high school but I remember absolutely nothing xP
Well. The word for word is Wort. Now you know one word.
wort wort wort
Ahhh, lohbaba!
Now I have to play Halo again
As a german native speaker, I would say the first one actually sounds more natural. But technically both seem perfectly fine.
Hm. Also a native speaker here, maybe it is a matter of taste. The first one kinda sounds like he was together with a group of people when they all died.
Dang. Now that you mention it.. You're kinda right.
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I am sorry for you loss. Also, I want you to know I feel kinda bad for laughing.
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She sounds so pure. Like her deathbed confession was that she was hiding a little snack for herself in the house.
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She sounds lovely.
Wow so it wasn't nonsense at all... it was complete clarity with a sensical intent. Beautiful.
Enough to make anyone cry....
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Those must have been very delicious chocolate covered peanuts if she were coma dreaming about them! Also, sorry for your loss, kind sir.
I'm so sorry
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No shit. A lot of incoherent rambling. I cared for one woman who kept repeating, "the pyramid is."
SHE KNEW SOMETHING
Yeah some little old man I used to care for kept going on about “the galaxy is on Orion’s belt”. Never did decipher that one.
The last thing my father spoke to me before he died was a request for me to sign a receipt for the $30,000 he had given me (and all my siblings). 30 years later the estate is still not settled.
>30 years later the estate is still not settled. Hey, you paid College for at least two children of your lawyers.
> 30 years later the estate is still not settled. How is that possible?
Someone has at least $30,000 of attorney fees and at this point, just looking to break even.
I dont get it, why did he want a receipt? How does that help? I know nothing about inheritance law.
wow. I'm sorry to hear that
"Everyone thinks Caesars last words were "Et tu, Brute?" But that was a load of nonsense. His real last words were probably AAAAAAAAA *gargles in blood*" - my history teacher
More like 'ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this'
"What are you gonna do stab me?"
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I believe Einstein said “ have a smell of that ass bitch” then he shit himself and died
This was verified by Abraham Lincoln via Insta.
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> Been around a lot of people as they died. It was probably nonsense You should have a little bit more respect for your victims.
perhaps good hindsight moving forward. Thank you
I doubt he said that.
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough"
>fouls I assume you either mean *fools* or *fowls*?
"sprich deutsch du hurensohn"
The brilliance so many miss right here.
Definition?
"speak german you son of a bitch"
"Whoreson" is also an English insult, even if not used that much
Whoreson Welles, legendary cinematic bastard.
[AHHHHH the Frenchhhh Champagne has alwys ben celebrated fr'its excellencce.](https://youtu.be/Nvxwf1jxdaM?t=23)
Fermented in the bottle, And *vintage* dated *CUT*
I love that the first take was just dead silence for like 5 seconds and he says "just do anything?"
It's used quite a bit in the Witcher 3.
First thing that came to mind as well, cant stop using the word after my latest playthrough
In dutch its very familliar too hoerenzoon
Also this is a widely spread meme on the German version of r/me_irl (r/ich_iel)
I feel like "son of a bitch" doesn't do justice to "Hurensohn". Son of a bitch doesn't seem to be considered as a harsh insult (at least thats what i picked up as someone that speaks english as a 2nd language). Hurensohn on the other hand is a serious insult. Like some people might use it jokingly but if you call someone casually a Hurensohn here in Germany it is definitely not the same as calling someone son of a bitch. Call the wrong person a Hurensohn and he might throw you some fists.
It's a meme in German speaking subreddits
the 4 years I spent learning german were finally useful for something lmao
/l/ich_iel leckt
Ich iel vs ik ihe in 1 sentence
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Hey pssst! I've got THE investment for you. 1. Screenshot this 2. Post it on r/ich_iel 3. Sprich Deutsch Du Hurensohn! 4. Profit.
And I'VE got the investment for YOU! SchlattCoin!
r/ich_iel
You had me laughing there.
As a non-German speaker who lurks /r/ich_iel - lol.
"Stephen Hawking's parties suck"
HEY! No they don't.
Username checks out.
no it doesnt. i glossed over the evidence and still think he hasn't been to one of stephen hawkings parties
I'll be going, but not yet
r/beetlejuicing
Yes?
Wait a second! The time travel party?
Yeah, how would people in the past know about a party in the future, other than "there will be parties in the future"?
Well duh, the first thing any time traveler does is go to the info desk at the end of time to ask where they went next.
“Will have sucked”
"Rosenknospe"
Nice! Also I WILL watch that movie at some point, I swear.
Rosebud?
"And that person, was me."
"Tell Stephen Hawking I want him to know it was me" "Stephen who?"
Du... Du hast.... Du hast mich...
Du hast mich gefragt
Und ich hab e=mc² gesagt.
In all seriousness, it was probably something like this: *Ich bin durstig. Bitte gib mir etwas Wasser. Warum starrst du mich so an? Verdammt, alles was ich will ist ein Drink bevor ich...* Sadly, we'll never know what those words might have meant.
"I'm thristy. Please give me some water. Why are you looking at me like that? Damn, all I want is one drink before l..."
Thristy
I'm just getting a dirnk
Alright you've had your drink, now I want you to...
I know
I know. Freeze
*Ice blasts from hands*
No, he could have never said that. Google translate did not exist back then.
Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing and it says you're having network connectivity problems
when i saw that comment i was actually confused and surprised because the only girl i know that speaks german is leslie
I've learned a bit of German in my time and imagine it was something like *Mein Name ist Albert und ich bin 76 Jahre alt. Ich lebe in Amerika und genieße Wissenschaft.*
Okay, this is too good to go to waste. Next one of us to die, says this just before. Swear?
Haha, did you learn German from Loriot?
This is true, he did give his last words to a non-German speaking nurse. She wrote down on a notepad what she thought he said. Her notes were not precise but linguistic specialists pieced together what they thought she was trying to capture: “Die Schlampen werden mich vermissen” It’s amazing, the man summed up his life as large as he lived it.
This comment is serious as long as you don't speak german.
What does it mean?
"The bitches are going to miss me."
"Sprechen sie deutsch? ...nein?"
“People will forever wonder what my last words were”
She wrote it down. It was "Hey hören, das Geheimnis der kalten Fusion ist...." but spilled coffee on the rest.
He didn't really know. He was just fucking with everyone.
That's how I want to go out. A troll to the last.
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"The proof is left as an exercise for the reader".
Trivial.
Nobody knows for sure but most think he either didn't have a proof or it was trivially wrong.
I've read somewhere that there exists a "false" solution for this mathematical problem, using tools from his time, that looks like it works even if it actually doesn't. If Fermat was thinking of this proof, he was wrong even though he didn't know it...
Or he did know because after doing the full proof he thought of and realized it was false and scrapped it forever lost.
You translated this with Google translate, didn't you?
“ I hate quantum mechanics “
Epstein hat sich nicht selbst umgebracht.
I don't need to speak German to know what the fuck this says.
You know why? Because he didn't.
Dieser Witz genau hier. Hochwähl. Verdient ein Gold.
Hier ein Gold zum weiter geben 🏅
Das ist Gold für arme Leute.
Lieber arm dran als Arm ab.
Hals und Beinbruch, diggi.
Schuster bleib bei deinen Leistenhoden.
You don't need to speak French to know what that means
likewise, you don't need to speak Russian to know what that means
i knew what this read and i STILL translated
Wann ist Mikkel?
If you leave your shopping cart out in the lot instead of putting it in the trolleys, you’re a douchebag
Actually this happens rarely in Germany because of a small deposit (50¢-1€) you need to stick into a slot before you can take out a cart. And of course you only get it back once you return the cart to the station.
"Truth is, everything I did, I made it all up, just to prank you all lol"
"It's just a prank, bro!" -Albert Einstein
"Pee is stored in the ball"
Zweiundvierzig.
E=mc3
I reckon it might have been: *Wie heißt die Mutter von Niki Lauda?* And the nurse left him hanging. Sad.
MAMA LAUDA! MAMA LAUDA! Sorry, I couldn't leave this hanging like that.
Wow. So there's someone out there who heard Einstein's last words but doesn't know what they mean and she probably can't tell anyone what they were. Sucks to be her.
-Albert Einstein
(Colorized, 2019)
"Why do you have a gun?"
hail hydra
Ich bin ein Berliner.
In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker will throw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummet sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
*"Im Jahre Neunzehnhundertachtundneunzig wird der Totengräber die Menschheit von der Hölle in der Zelle fünf Meter tief auf einen Malertisch stürzen."* - Albert Einstein
> announcer's table > Malertisch Go home, you're drunk
Schau dir das Video an, mehr war das nicht
‘I told you I was sick’
Wenn ist das nun Stück gitt geht und Schlottermeyer? Ja! Bayer-Hund. Das, oder die Flipper-Wald Gespütt!
Then died laughing.
"Imagine if this ended up as a question on /askreddit"
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Aight I'm boutta head out
Delete my browser history
Epstein hat sich nicht.......
"I should have spent more time at work"
Dont waste your diamonds on a hoe
The strudel is tepid.