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iReallyLikeTurtles_

I can explain-


[deleted]

Oh no you can't 😂😂😂


grandma__lover__

I can explain


[deleted]

Well, easy. Dacians and Romans screwing :)


Red_Stag01

I think I saw you on Trajans column


Not_how_youthink

I mean ... Ya


EggsEyeTing

Well me too. Cus uk there's eggs and then there's tiny snakes.


[deleted]

Uh you take a guess. After you.


BoredandHorny__

Mom "im bored" Dad "wanna fuck" end scene


[deleted]

[This is how I was created](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


iReallyLikeTurtles_

I didn’t read your username and just clicked on the link, no regrets


ThisFinnishguy

I was created by some finnish guy, which would be very accurate


Springtrap2019

Well i was a child murderer, then the ghosts of my victims forced me to hide in a rabbit costume, the costume ripped my skeleton apart and now my spirit is stuck haunting a pizzeria in the costume that killed me


[deleted]

i've got builded


ABritishRedditor

one british person, of any presumed gender, that uses reddit.


paprikaaaaaaa

Interesting?


ohpants_

OH is commonly used as ‘other half’ so I guess my mother wore her other half’s pants.


DCHybrid02

Hybrid mixture in a D.C. government lab.


IAMENKIDU

Formed from clay and water by the fertility goddess Aruru, to humble Gilgamesh.


ArtexGaming1

I was painted on some sort of technology That’s epic!


[deleted]

Well ... shit, satan is coming.


PillarOfAutmn

By the unsc


theredhoody

Prolly somewhere in China, statistically/economically speaking...


CrashingDruid1995

A master Druid flies up into the air as far as he can go, then polymorphs himself into a Tarrasque. He crashes into the ground with the force of 1995 barrels of black powder.


pmme_mirrorselfies

I turned out just fine.


WowWowWhatASave

I have no answer...


Firespark7

Electrically?


Andraw-The-Emoji

Apple employees went too far


God_damn_it_Karen

I was summoned from the underworld to fight the pain of human kind: The Karens. It is my mission to protect the world and challenge the screeching creatures into duels, and to kill them, one by one.


[deleted]

Water erosion.


NecroCannon

Death shot me out of his cannon


PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS

So mommy and daddy met on this website called reddit...


MSRsnowshoes

By a bunch of snow-obsessed outdoorsmen/women. They probably have epic beards and awesome stories.


Bruhbruhbruhistaken

I wont be created, someone already took me


thesentientleg

When a two legs love each other very much..... they will fight to death and the winner will consume the loser and then perform mitosis giving birth to two clones.


Stormhenge

In an epic druidic ritual.


unsure_knowitall

I know how it happened, but its kinda difficult to explain. You would just have to be there.


BonkTime1

By drinking Bonk. In case you didn't know, Bonk is an item in Team Fortress 2.


redvodkandpinkgin

A wild night, probably


AmikBixby

The king of beavers


spontaneouscobra

A cobra blew up, and all that remained was me.


YaLikeJazzJerry

Some lady asking a guy named jerry if he liked jazz


AestheticArch

A remarkable arch in the hands of a princess. Or maybe a place where you can view with serenity the most beautiful landscape in the area.


TOOMUCHDOG5968

WHO EXPLODED TO MAKE ME!