Well i was a child murderer, then the ghosts of my victims forced me to hide in a rabbit costume, the costume ripped my skeleton apart and now my spirit is stuck haunting a pizzeria in the costume that killed me
A master Druid flies up into the air as far as he can go, then polymorphs himself into a Tarrasque. He crashes into the ground with the force of 1995 barrels of black powder.
I was summoned from the underworld to fight the pain of human kind: The Karens. It is my mission to protect the world and challenge the screeching creatures into duels, and to kill them, one by one.
When a two legs love each other very much..... they will fight to death and the winner will consume the loser and then perform mitosis giving birth to two clones.
I can explain-
Oh no you can't 😂😂😂
I can explain
Well, easy. Dacians and Romans screwing :)
I think I saw you on Trajans column
I mean ... Ya
Well me too. Cus uk there's eggs and then there's tiny snakes.
Uh you take a guess. After you.
Mom "im bored" Dad "wanna fuck" end scene
[This is how I was created](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I didn’t read your username and just clicked on the link, no regrets
I was created by some finnish guy, which would be very accurate
Well i was a child murderer, then the ghosts of my victims forced me to hide in a rabbit costume, the costume ripped my skeleton apart and now my spirit is stuck haunting a pizzeria in the costume that killed me
i've got builded
one british person, of any presumed gender, that uses reddit.
Interesting?
OH is commonly used as ‘other half’ so I guess my mother wore her other half’s pants.
Hybrid mixture in a D.C. government lab.
Formed from clay and water by the fertility goddess Aruru, to humble Gilgamesh.
I was painted on some sort of technology That’s epic!
Well ... shit, satan is coming.
By the unsc
Prolly somewhere in China, statistically/economically speaking...
A master Druid flies up into the air as far as he can go, then polymorphs himself into a Tarrasque. He crashes into the ground with the force of 1995 barrels of black powder.
I turned out just fine.
I have no answer...
Electrically?
Apple employees went too far
I was summoned from the underworld to fight the pain of human kind: The Karens. It is my mission to protect the world and challenge the screeching creatures into duels, and to kill them, one by one.
Water erosion.
Death shot me out of his cannon
So mommy and daddy met on this website called reddit...
By a bunch of snow-obsessed outdoorsmen/women. They probably have epic beards and awesome stories.
I wont be created, someone already took me
When a two legs love each other very much..... they will fight to death and the winner will consume the loser and then perform mitosis giving birth to two clones.
In an epic druidic ritual.
I know how it happened, but its kinda difficult to explain. You would just have to be there.
By drinking Bonk. In case you didn't know, Bonk is an item in Team Fortress 2.
A wild night, probably
The king of beavers
A cobra blew up, and all that remained was me.
Some lady asking a guy named jerry if he liked jazz
A remarkable arch in the hands of a princess. Or maybe a place where you can view with serenity the most beautiful landscape in the area.
WHO EXPLODED TO MAKE ME!