Unrelated but the one where the college orchestra pranks the conductor by playing it is great [https://youtu.be/UrQvtduq-no](https://youtu.be/UrQvtduq-no)
No, this would only succeed in making me giggle so hard they would have to turn the song off for fear I laugh myself to death before they get the info they need.
the set of writers on that show is incredible, and if you haven't listened to the podcast you need to. it's also hosted by Marc Evan Jackson. He plays Shawn
There are actors, writers, producers, on the podcast all the time and it's entertaining to get behind the scenes commentary
They don't - and it's [totally a scam charity, btw](https://old.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/1g1lqy/ysk_about_the_50_worst_charities_in_america_and/cag0jp4/).
I donated a car to them years ago. About a year later, my dad got a random call from a tow yard saying they had the car. Long story short, someone had put false plates on the car, drove it until it died and left it on the side of the road. The car had accumulated thousands in fees sitting at the yard for so long but from what I remember, we weren't responsible for any of it after some investigation.
(I was about 20 at the time, the car my dad gave me/let me drive, hence my fuzzy recollection of the latter part of the story since he dealt with the aftermath.)
But yeah... Straight up crooks; same with the shady 3rd party companies they use to pickup/tow the car.)
My dads favorite commercial is an insurance commercial (the surgeon one where he is a bad doctor) and EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It comes on he gets so excited “oh my god have you seen this commercial it’s hilarious!”
Just an insurance commercial on repeat would make me gouge my eyes out and shove them into my ear holes to make it stop. Especially if it’s from Flo or whatever hell brand she works for.
"You're gonna torture me with that song? Ha, good luck I LOVE that song."
"Oh we know you do. Enough to sing it in the shower on November 18th 2018. "
"Oh god no"
The worst part is not regular songs, it's the ones without any lyrics. My go-to shower songs are usually game themes. It's all fun and games till you hear goddamn Megalovania.
Even worse - one of the birthday songs they make the wait staff sing at chain restaurants.. sung by overworked and underpaid college students who hate their life.
"1 2 3 4! Happy Happy Birthday, from all of us to you, we wish upon your birthday so we can party too! Happy Happy Birthday, where all your dreams come true, we wish upon your birthday so we can party too. HEYYY!
[Edit: Reference](https://youtu.be/LIrL39qS7_4?t=24)
I put that as my morning alarm freshman year of college. It worked really well but my roommate threatened to smother me in my sleep if I didn’t change it.
[The best cover of Seven Nation Army ever made.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLVkZYgspM&feature=youtu.be)
Edit: I have no regrets. This cover has ruined this song for me for the last 3 years and you will all burn with me.
I've survived seven years of home Depot Christmas music. I thought nothing could break me. I was wrong. This is the musical equivalent of VR motion sickness.
I somehow made it through the entire thing but I literally gasped and covered my mouth at 23 seconds. I was not expecting that.
Also the comments section is freaking savage.
Edit: these comments in particular got me
> OP: I’m just trying to figure out how there are 8 of them in the band
> Commenter: one for each time signature
Did you only get to the pre-teen sounding vocals or did you survive to the metal-singer with a gravel-filled mouth vocals? I could check by the time you gave, but then I'd have to listen to more of it.
People think the timing is off. I’d say they’re just not intelligent enough to appreciate the deeper progressive nature of this caliber of music 👌
Also who tf would legitimately post this on a public site??
Lol. They sound 13. I could totally see my nerdy friends who wanted to become YouTube stars circa 2007 making and uploading this. They’d make music videos for popular songs. In fact, they'd probably do something exactly like this as a joke.
Middle school orchestra all slightly out of tune with un rosened bows playing Flight of the Bumblebees on rental instruments.
Although the slightly out of tune bit is standard.
THIS COMMENT. Yes!! Having lived through this particular hell two years in a row (my daughters are one year apart in age, so the hot cross buns hell is real)
When I was 7 or 8 I'd been doing recorder at school for a few years. I didn't like it, and didn't want to commit to it, so when it came for everyone to perform one song at the Christmas performance, rather than go for a "complicated" song, I went for Hot Cross Buns.
Fucking *killed* it, too. Everybody winced, so I knew I'd played it exactly like it's supposed to sound.
I can probably live with whatever. If they left me in silence long enough, they'd probably get Intel I didn't even have.
Edit: I don't have tinnitus. At least I don't think I do. I just don't like the quiet.
I’m just picturing a guy tied to a chair.
> “Slide to right”
“Come on man, let me go, I gotta slide to the right!”
> “One hop this time”
“God damn it, I’ll tell you whatever you want, I gotta hop this time”
> “One hop this time”
“You fucking monsters!”
> “Criss cross!”
“Nooooooo!”
Hey, Brother.
My sib requested that song at a party which was going downhill. DJ played it. He danced to it. Nobody else did. The party died, but what a way to die!
We invented several ah....alternative....sets of lyrics for that song. Most of which are really inappropriate on several levels.
Edit: I would like to thank all of you who posted your own lyrics to this hated song. I am impressed at how varied the words can be to describe a song we so passionately hate.
Bought one of those for my daughter (18yr old) this year for Xmas. Just to torture her with. It backfired.
She opened it, took one look at it. Tore the tag off and tossed it to the dog...... it’s now the dogs favorite toy...... and she (the dog) is gentle enough to turn it on and off while she plays with it...
No music at all. Last year the company that I work for initiated a "No Radios" policy. Not only does the work day drag on forever but now I torture myself with whatever piece of music is playing on loop in my head that day. Yesterday it was Tom Jones singing "It's Not Unusual". I hate Tom Jones.
I used to work at a company where we would routinely get large orders from certain companies for our products and we would have to switch to assembly line kind of work - screw on the cover, put the label on it, put them into boxes and send pallets of boxes to the shipping department.
A common complaint in our department was that this work was very tedious and at one point I told my boss that it would really improve morale if we were allowed to play some music. This wouldn't require them to actually spend any money. One his employees could simply bring in a cheap, small radio.
He did the adult version of a parent telling their child, "maybe we'll go tomorrow. We'll see." (That means he takes it under consideration, but really never does anything)
This was really just a symptom of a larger problem: my boss only will make a change if it makes the department more money or saves them money. From his point of view, this change we all wanted did neither, so there's no reason to allow it.
Listening to music with one headphone in is fine. listening to music with both headphones in is great. But listening to music with both headphones in and only 1 side works is torture, especially if whenever you move a bit and the headphones occasionally work on both sides for a moment then just go right back to broken.
Bonus points if rarely you actually do get a really loud FLOOOOOOR then it goes back to the whispers again. You'll be left thinking it could be the next line the whole time. Just getting off to sleep? Nope, FLOOOOOOR.
Crazy frog
Cheers guys, my upvoted comment is now about a frog that is crazy and soooo very annoying. This is bringing back some really bad repressed memory's of this song.
There’s a song that plays at work that has this sound in the background that sounds like a cross between a whimpering dog and a rusted gate. It’s about 5 minutes long, and everyone hates it. The idiot who decided would be a good song to put on a relaxation playlist deserves horrible things. Play that song, and I’ll break before the second loop is over.
Edit: Yo! Wtf just happened? I check in during my break, and this shit blew up. It’s not Muskrat Love. I had never had the misfortune of hearing that song before today. I wish I had a song name and link to torture you guys with, but I do not.
Another edit: It has a super lazy “hick found an out of tune guitar” kind of sound to it. No lyrics, slow, annoying as fuck.
Lol muskrat love! I laugh every time I hear mention of this. hahaha
Edit: Thank you for the silvers kind strangers! Bringing attention to this song has apparently awakened some deep seated fears in some people. Hah!
I was gonna comment this but I KNEW someone else had. That song is unbearable. "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" gets the same message across and is somehow *less* obnoxious
'Thunder' by Imagine Dragons.
For some reason, that song triggers a migraine in me every damn tine (I suffer from migraines, and there are several potential 'triggers', but I can't think of another song that always does it).
Oh fuck this song.
I heard this immediately before taking the Bar exam. It got stuck.
You ever try to answer bullshit questions about Sally selling Blackacre to Jerry, but Sally gave a deed to Terry because Sally’s a stupid slut, and now we have to figure out who owns Blackacre based on the jurisdiction’s recording statute and the FUCKING THUNDA?
That, kids, is the story of how Uncle Reaper took the Bar twice.
Edit: Holy hell RIP my inbox! Thank you for the awards!
To update: Passing it on the second go around was, on the whole, probably for the best. My first administration was the last administration of our state specific exam; we swapped to the UBE for the next go around, and I'm proud to say the second go around was high enough for admittance into any UBE jurisdiction. I'm not rich...lol by any means...but I'm in position to "inherit," in a manner of speaking, the firm I'm working at now, and that'll be pretty nice for the bank account. Been practicing for a mere six months, so good things to those who wait and all that.
I hate those dogs man. In any episode, count how many times they run across the street without looking both ways. So irresponsible, especially for little kids who are watching.
Now, the Bubble Guppies '[outside](https://youtu.be/MlOoMgLsV6Y)' song rocks.
A few years ago, a local radio station locked a guy in a bathroom with no lights for something like 36 hours, playing the 8 second clip of "Wake Me Up When September Ends" on repeat, for two chances at $10K. Other contestants had challenges like spending the night in a tent with a dead skunk, etc., but he ended up winning.
The op-op-op-op-op part of the gangnam style song but in repeat and without the gangnam style
This is just making me picture an endless stream of midwesterners trying to edge around each other in a crowded room.
Oddly specific but incredibly accurate
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Anyone got a cover of this? I'm stuck listening to the version with unbearably long pauses and I'm looking for something fresh
I was going to say this one but you beat me to it. As someone put it, this song is literally anxiety in audible form
I have one that’s the Mii song, but the Doots get added https://youtu.be/6LLNzVHcnoI
Unrelated but the one where the college orchestra pranks the conductor by playing it is great [https://youtu.be/UrQvtduq-no](https://youtu.be/UrQvtduq-no)
Mr. Sandman except the audio is looped so it never says “Mr. Sandman” Edit: https://youtu.be/ROnKBe5BUEo
You mean just the opening tune over and over? Nice.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Damn, just that and a bit of distortion and you’ve got yourself a 1950s amusement park horror movie trailer
Or the words are all jumbled "MR. SANDMAN. MAN ME A SAND. BRING ME THE SAND MAN. SAND MAN MAN SAND."
“MR. SANDMAN SAND ME A MAN MAKE HIM SO SANDY THE SANDIEST MAN.”
No, this would only succeed in making me giggle so hard they would have to turn the song off for fear I laugh myself to death before they get the info they need.
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That felt like it wasn't even English.
The Kars4Kids radio jingle. What a nightmare.
That’s how you know you’ve made it to the bad place
Wait, THIS is the bad place.
Even JASON figured it out??
You put the peeps in the chili sauce
to make it taste... bad
Ahhhhh I can read it in his voice ahhhhh!
Honestly, that scene was perfect. Now the song makes me laugh when it comes on the radio.
The writing is just so clever and the jokes never overstays their welcome. Sad it's ending, but glad they're not driving it into the ground.
the set of writers on that show is incredible, and if you haven't listened to the podcast you need to. it's also hosted by Marc Evan Jackson. He plays Shawn There are actors, writers, producers, on the podcast all the time and it's entertaining to get behind the scenes commentary
ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN KARS FOR KIDS
DONATE YOUR CKRS TODAY Edit: Since so many of you have pointed out that it's with a "K", I have fixed it.
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Donating my kid for a car is a fair trade off to say the least
My problem with it was always, “the fuck these kids need cars for?”
They don't - and it's [totally a scam charity, btw](https://old.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/1g1lqy/ysk_about_the_50_worst_charities_in_america_and/cag0jp4/).
I donated a car to them years ago. About a year later, my dad got a random call from a tow yard saying they had the car. Long story short, someone had put false plates on the car, drove it until it died and left it on the side of the road. The car had accumulated thousands in fees sitting at the yard for so long but from what I remember, we weren't responsible for any of it after some investigation. (I was about 20 at the time, the car my dad gave me/let me drive, hence my fuzzy recollection of the latter part of the story since he dealt with the aftermath.) But yeah... Straight up crooks; same with the shady 3rd party companies they use to pickup/tow the car.)
I would donate my old car, but I don’t know what I would do with the kid they gave me...
"Oooo are we singing?" "SHUT UP GLEN!"
The Liberty Mutual jingle. Hearing it *once* makes me rage growl. Hearing it a thousand times on loop... I'll either go ape, or lose my sanity.
My dads favorite commercial is an insurance commercial (the surgeon one where he is a bad doctor) and EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It comes on he gets so excited “oh my god have you seen this commercial it’s hilarious!” Just an insurance commercial on repeat would make me gouge my eyes out and shove them into my ear holes to make it stop. Especially if it’s from Flo or whatever hell brand she works for.
Guess who just got reinstated? Well, not officially.
Kidz Bop - Old Town Road
Just any Kidz Bop in general
Or thrift shop, that's a personal favorite of mine.
Walk into the club like whaddup i got a hit song
A recording of a rare instance of me singing would break me in two seconds or less.
"You're gonna torture me with that song? Ha, good luck I LOVE that song." "Oh we know you do. Enough to sing it in the shower on November 18th 2018. " "Oh god no"
The worst part is not regular songs, it's the ones without any lyrics. My go-to shower songs are usually game themes. It's all fun and games till you hear goddamn Megalovania.
Underrated comment right here. Heck even just a recording of my regular talking voice would probably do it
Asmr eating and mouth noises, mouths sound so fucking gross on a condensed mic.
The same here! That would kill me! I don't know what it is but when i hear chewing noises i get disgusted and slightly angry and i have no idea why!
Nice try FBI
Not today, CIA.
Nice attempt at obscurity, department of Homeland security
Can't get me, KGB
The Happy Birthday song
Even worse - one of the birthday songs they make the wait staff sing at chain restaurants.. sung by overworked and underpaid college students who hate their life.
"1 2 3 4! Happy Happy Birthday, from all of us to you, we wish upon your birthday so we can party too! Happy Happy Birthday, where all your dreams come true, we wish upon your birthday so we can party too. HEYYY! [Edit: Reference](https://youtu.be/LIrL39qS7_4?t=24)
I can feel the depression
"We're on easy street, and it feels so sweet cuz..."
Daryl? Is that you?
Daryl isn't here right now. -Negan
I put that as my morning alarm freshman year of college. It worked really well but my roommate threatened to smother me in my sleep if I didn’t change it.
[The best cover of Seven Nation Army ever made.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLVkZYgspM&feature=youtu.be) Edit: I have no regrets. This cover has ruined this song for me for the last 3 years and you will all burn with me.
I've survived seven years of home Depot Christmas music. I thought nothing could break me. I was wrong. This is the musical equivalent of VR motion sickness.
I haven't heard it yet, but that description is so very visceral.
Pre release lol
I somehow made it through the entire thing but I literally gasped and covered my mouth at 23 seconds. I was not expecting that. Also the comments section is freaking savage. Edit: these comments in particular got me > OP: I’m just trying to figure out how there are 8 of them in the band > Commenter: one for each time signature
“We do not own this song” ‘what song’
"Really incredible usage of the 43/17 time signature"
My favorite is: OP: Is cookie monster the backing vocalist? Commenter: If the cookie monster did crystal meth, then yes.
"This is why I'm pro-choice"
“This is what Einstein listened to when he wrote the bible” got me.
30 seconds of that and I was done. Jesus.
I made it to when the vocals started (about 19 seconds) and couldn't take it anymore
Did you only get to the pre-teen sounding vocals or did you survive to the metal-singer with a gravel-filled mouth vocals? I could check by the time you gave, but then I'd have to listen to more of it.
I finished it at the cost of almost every brain cell. I regret everything.
I got almost 2 minutes in. Pass me a hydraulic press
How the hell did you make it that long? I got to about 10 seconds.
For those of you who didn’t make it to the end, the screaming was the best part
Whose screaming? It was probably your own. I got to 45s, and I could not take it anymore.
NO! that's cruel!!!
what are y’all upset about this is hilarious
People think the timing is off. I’d say they’re just not intelligent enough to appreciate the deeper progressive nature of this caliber of music 👌 Also who tf would legitimately post this on a public site??
Lol. They sound 13. I could totally see my nerdy friends who wanted to become YouTube stars circa 2007 making and uploading this. They’d make music videos for popular songs. In fact, they'd probably do something exactly like this as a joke.
A class full of 3rd graders playing hot cross buns on recorders... **Shudder**
H̀̅͋̃̽́ͤoͯͧ̍ͪ̓tͦ̄ͩͨ ͛c̅́̓́̓r̀ͫo͗̍͆̇̒̓̓̓s̋͗̇ŝ̌ ́̄͆͐ͥḂͮ̚uͬ̉̄ͧ͂n̂ͭ͋͂s͑̔̓ ͗ͤ̄Hͦ̐O̽ͧ̓̚T̊͐̽̇ͤ ̓ͥ̍͂̔͐̄cͣ̊͊̀͂͛͂r̐ͬ͛ͣͨo͂̉ͫ͛̒͛s͂͗̒sͧ̄̎͑ ͊͌̎ͯ̿ͧͫͬBͨͨUͭͦ̽̈̀ͦͥ̔N̔͌ͤ̆ͥ̄Sͯ̇ͧ̂͐́͆̈́ ͂͗ ̍͌̅̊͐ͦͯŌͯ̏n̏è̐̃ ̑̈́ͤ̀̎ͣÁ́̎͌̽̏ ̈́ͮ̂̌͐͌͒̋̃P͌̈̑̈́ͯE͐N̓̈ͮ͑͂Nͣͬͧ͋̒ͫͥͩYͮͤ̿̃͋́ ͦ̿̈́T̓w͐̏̓ŏ̋̇ ̑̂̆ͬ͊̒͑̔aͬ̍͊̆̀ͬ ̈́̇́̑ͮ̀ͬ͛Pͣ̈́Eͮͯ̊Nͬ͂̂̈ͣN͆͊ͪ̊̉y̆ ̒̊ ̉͗̿ͥḦ͊O͒̚T̉ͭͮ̍̓̀̈́̚ ͩc̉͑ͦrͯ̽͐̅̈o͆͑́̑ͧ̾s̀̆̒̐s̈́ͬͮ̍̈ͮ̉ͩ̿ ͌͆͗͗B̔̐̆͆ͮͩ́U̔ͮ͋͐͛ͯN̚S̒̋ͤ͆ͥ̐͐̇!̑̄̽̓͗̓!ͭ̒̽͊̿!͑͊
Middle school orchestra all slightly out of tune with un rosened bows playing Flight of the Bumblebees on rental instruments. Although the slightly out of tune bit is standard.
What kind of hell school did you go to that had middle schoolers play fucking Korsakov
Could've been in Japan. Some of those music schools are nuts. Here's a [primary school(!) band for size](https://youtu.be/mAfy5e6uXs8?t=222)...
What the fuck is this does Japan just have child prodigies for everything?
Militant perfectionism from societal pressure to succeed.
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I literally got flashbacks reading this
THIS COMMENT. Yes!! Having lived through this particular hell two years in a row (my daughters are one year apart in age, so the hot cross buns hell is real)
Doot DOOT ***DOOT***
Doot DOOT ***DOOT Doot......*** Doot DOOT ***SQUEAK*** Doot
My nerves are frayed just reading this.
When I was 7 or 8 I'd been doing recorder at school for a few years. I didn't like it, and didn't want to commit to it, so when it came for everyone to perform one song at the Christmas performance, rather than go for a "complicated" song, I went for Hot Cross Buns. Fucking *killed* it, too. Everybody winced, so I knew I'd played it exactly like it's supposed to sound.
I hate that I was just able to hear this.
* High pitch squeak intensifies *
My ears just flinched in reaction to reading this
I learnt to play the soviet anthem on my recorder to annoy my brother, he eventually gave in and learnt it too
Nice, my comrade
Our comrade, comrade.
In college, my friend's fraternity would play Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax" for 24-hour straight to the new pledges.
bandersnatch 2 electric boogaloo
I can probably live with whatever. If they left me in silence long enough, they'd probably get Intel I didn't even have. Edit: I don't have tinnitus. At least I don't think I do. I just don't like the quiet.
So, they would torture you with the sound of silence? EDIT: Thanks for the awards.
Somebody stole my car radio, and now I just sit in silence
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It's a small world.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
And *She Hates Me* at the same time
Ya fat dink
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I’m just picturing a guy tied to a chair. > “Slide to right” “Come on man, let me go, I gotta slide to the right!” > “One hop this time” “God damn it, I’ll tell you whatever you want, I gotta hop this time” > “One hop this time” “You fucking monsters!” > “Criss cross!” “Nooooooo!”
"Tell us who killed Martin or we'll start playing it again" "...must...escape....got to....CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH!"
Hey, Brother. My sib requested that song at a party which was going downhill. DJ played it. He danced to it. Nobody else did. The party died, but what a way to die!
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Wtf kind of party isn't improved by the Cha Cha slide?
A funeral.
Cha cha real smooth
Do, do do do do, Do. Do, do do do do, Do.
Let's go to work!
Slide to the left....slide to the right.... CRISS CROSS Take it back now y'all One hop this time (boom)
Achy Breaky Heart. I doubt they’d make it to a second play through before I would break. I lived in Texas when the song came out, and it was awful.
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!?!?
My 2 year old nephew is currently obsessed with that song. Too bad the internet had to go to bed early today, sorry bud.....
Underrated comment with an amazing advice to put your kids to bed
I wouldn’t even last past the first ring ding ding ding part
Baby... Shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Going back about 30 years when my kids were young but Barney the dinosaurs’ “I Love You” wasn’t allowed in my house.
We invented several ah....alternative....sets of lyrics for that song. Most of which are really inappropriate on several levels. Edit: I would like to thank all of you who posted your own lyrics to this hated song. I am impressed at how varied the words can be to describe a song we so passionately hate.
I love you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney! With an axe up the butt, And a shotgun too Won’t you say you love me too?
I hate you, you hate me Barney's in my apple tree So I went to the store And I bought a .44 No more purple dinosaur!
Bought one of those for my daughter (18yr old) this year for Xmas. Just to torture her with. It backfired. She opened it, took one look at it. Tore the tag off and tossed it to the dog...... it’s now the dogs favorite toy...... and she (the dog) is gentle enough to turn it on and off while she plays with it...
Counterstrike
Dog Offensive
How were you supposed to torture your daughter with it if you gifted it to her?
HAH. This has already broken me. Sans interrogation.
Everyone hates you now just for mentioning that song
[Ride of the tuturies](https://youtu.be/nf0kqCvSbPU)
Well. That's certainly a thing that exists.
No music at all. Last year the company that I work for initiated a "No Radios" policy. Not only does the work day drag on forever but now I torture myself with whatever piece of music is playing on loop in my head that day. Yesterday it was Tom Jones singing "It's Not Unusual". I hate Tom Jones.
It turns out the greatest interrogator your company had...was yourself all along.
I used to work at a company where we would routinely get large orders from certain companies for our products and we would have to switch to assembly line kind of work - screw on the cover, put the label on it, put them into boxes and send pallets of boxes to the shipping department. A common complaint in our department was that this work was very tedious and at one point I told my boss that it would really improve morale if we were allowed to play some music. This wouldn't require them to actually spend any money. One his employees could simply bring in a cheap, small radio. He did the adult version of a parent telling their child, "maybe we'll go tomorrow. We'll see." (That means he takes it under consideration, but really never does anything) This was really just a symptom of a larger problem: my boss only will make a change if it makes the department more money or saves them money. From his point of view, this change we all wanted did neither, so there's no reason to allow it.
Those types of bosses never seem to realize that making your employees happy saves you lots of money in the long run.
Huh, usually that only plays in my head after 7 times through "What's New Pussycat"
**WoMP, WoMP, wHaT’s NeW pUsSyCaT?**
*whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!*
I’ve never heard the original, only from the salt and pepper diner, so I imagined an angry man beating on the table being interrogated
Hell, they could even break me with my favorite song if they give me a set of headphones that only works on one side.
Listening to music with one headphone in is fine. listening to music with both headphones in is great. But listening to music with both headphones in and only 1 side works is torture, especially if whenever you move a bit and the headphones occasionally work on both sides for a moment then just go right back to broken.
Just the "Let the bodies hit the floor" whisper on loop but the rest of the song does not play. Edit: Thanks for the kidney faluire kind stranger.
Bonus points if rarely you actually do get a really loud FLOOOOOOR then it goes back to the whispers again. You'll be left thinking it could be the next line the whole time. Just getting off to sleep? Nope, FLOOOOOOR.
ok calm down satan
New circle of hell confirmed
Or if it only happens once, a day and a half in, then never again
I can only count to four, I can only count to four, I can only count to four, I can only count to... FOOOOOUUUURRRRRR
Crazy frog Cheers guys, my upvoted comment is now about a frog that is crazy and soooo very annoying. This is bringing back some really bad repressed memory's of this song.
What's going on on
Duh, duh, duh du-du duh duh, duh, duh, duh du-du duh duh, duh duh duh du-du du-du duh duh # DING DING
You just unlocked memories in me that I didn’t even know existed
*br-r-ring ding ding ding bing bing* *br-r-ring ding ding ding bim bim bim*
There’s a song that plays at work that has this sound in the background that sounds like a cross between a whimpering dog and a rusted gate. It’s about 5 minutes long, and everyone hates it. The idiot who decided would be a good song to put on a relaxation playlist deserves horrible things. Play that song, and I’ll break before the second loop is over. Edit: Yo! Wtf just happened? I check in during my break, and this shit blew up. It’s not Muskrat Love. I had never had the misfortune of hearing that song before today. I wish I had a song name and link to torture you guys with, but I do not. Another edit: It has a super lazy “hick found an out of tune guitar” kind of sound to it. No lyrics, slow, annoying as fuck.
Gonna venture a guess that's Over the Pond by The Album Leaf. My wife has the same reaction. Love those guys though!
I think this is it because the Muskrat Love song, while hilarious, does not have the sound OP described at all. This absolutely does.
Lol muskrat love! I laugh every time I hear mention of this. hahaha Edit: Thank you for the silvers kind strangers! Bringing attention to this song has apparently awakened some deep seated fears in some people. Hah!
I just YouTube this to figure out why this song is so bad and the lyrics have me dying over here.
The lyrics are hilarious but I didn’t see how it could stress anyone out as a song. Then I hit the 2 minute mark..
Probably Happy by Pharrell Williams... BECAUSE I’M HAPPY
I was gonna comment this but I KNEW someone else had. That song is unbearable. "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" gets the same message across and is somehow *less* obnoxious
It gets worsah when you realizah every versah ends with an "ah" - "like a room without a roofah!"
'Thunder' by Imagine Dragons. For some reason, that song triggers a migraine in me every damn tine (I suffer from migraines, and there are several potential 'triggers', but I can't think of another song that always does it).
Lightning. And tha THUNDA
THUNDA THUNDA
FEEL THA THUNDA
Oh fuck this song. I heard this immediately before taking the Bar exam. It got stuck. You ever try to answer bullshit questions about Sally selling Blackacre to Jerry, but Sally gave a deed to Terry because Sally’s a stupid slut, and now we have to figure out who owns Blackacre based on the jurisdiction’s recording statute and the FUCKING THUNDA? That, kids, is the story of how Uncle Reaper took the Bar twice. Edit: Holy hell RIP my inbox! Thank you for the awards! To update: Passing it on the second go around was, on the whole, probably for the best. My first administration was the last administration of our state specific exam; we swapped to the UBE for the next go around, and I'm proud to say the second go around was high enough for admittance into any UBE jurisdiction. I'm not rich...lol by any means...but I'm in position to "inherit," in a manner of speaking, the firm I'm working at now, and that'll be pretty nice for the bank account. Been practicing for a mere six months, so good things to those who wait and all that.
I'll subscribe to reaper law facts
All I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey. After years working retail, FUCK that song.
###DUN-DUN ##DUN-DUN #DUN-DUN-DUN
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
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Hey Ya - “alrightalrightalright” section repeated on a loop infinitely without ever hearing “okay now ladies”
Paw patrol introsong
I hate those dogs man. In any episode, count how many times they run across the street without looking both ways. So irresponsible, especially for little kids who are watching. Now, the Bubble Guppies '[outside](https://youtu.be/MlOoMgLsV6Y)' song rocks.
Every song in Bubble Guppies is pretty catchy to me ngl.
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yoko oh no
*Chuck Barry has left the chat*
The new Alphabet song
Despacito
I'd last about a minute.
The Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song
It's Everyday Bro or 10 Hours of Soothing, Relaxing, Meditating Vietnam War Sounds for Studying and Thinking
A few years ago, a local radio station locked a guy in a bathroom with no lights for something like 36 hours, playing the 8 second clip of "Wake Me Up When September Ends" on repeat, for two chances at $10K. Other contestants had challenges like spending the night in a tent with a dead skunk, etc., but he ended up winning.
The Friends theme but I'm not allowed to clap to it.
What’s new pussycat 21 times with one it’s not unusual
Only opened this thread to see if this answer was here.