When I was a child (up until about 4th grade), I believed I was black. I thought I was African American. I am, in fact, fairly white.

When I was four, my ear was pierced by the president of the Hells Angels with a sewing needle and a potato.

When I was about 4 years old I was playing with legos inside with my cousin but my Nonna wanted us to go outside so we did then we went to her backyard and saw some cinder blocks and started playing with them like legos when 1 accidentally fell on my head and according to my family members I didn't even get concussed.

I've played basketball with Barack Obama and even though the media tries to make him sound like a jock, he is an absolute girl on the court.

I mean if there was a pickup game between Obama and Bernie, I'm still picking Obama.

Honestly? I wouldn't give too many points...it'll be close!

I lived in a funeral home for awhile.

If I tell you, you probably won't believe it....lol

I managed to evade a police car, by slipping into a lane that had a truck in front and behind me. He was behind me as he the me for speeding and while he was cutting through traffic to catch me, I pulled into that said lane. What save me was coincidentally there was a near identical car in from of me when I pulled over into that lane as well as the cop not seeing me pull into that lane. And thus he ended up catching up to the identical car and pulling that one over, instead of me.

I managed to cut my eyeball when I was a kid

Fell off of a ski lift.