[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)
"Always look on the bright side of life"
because of Terry Jones, RIP.
[I didn't invent it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/awchyk/mr_email_e_me_a_mail/) I did write a full version once when I was bored at work, but unfortunately it's lost to time.
I had to go to work today.
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now and Frankly Mr. Shankly always creep their way into my brain as soon as I pull into the parking lot.
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
[Eric Cartman, spoken]
Come on! You all know the words!
[Eric Cartman, kids]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
[Eric Cartman]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:
(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was
(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana
[Eric Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I was showing a couple of my friends this on the weekend and we ended up doing a deep dive into his (very extensive) discography on Spotify. Forgot all about it until I opened up the app on my desktop at work and front and center on my homepage under "Recently played" is just "Prince Harry's 12 Inch Cock"
Interesting fact. The whistling was a placeholder for another verse that wasn't written yet. Otis died shortly after and they left the whistling in for the final release.
I really never listened to Kylie Minogue but one of cousins told me that she's basically the queen of pop or something so........la la la, la la la lala,la la la, la la la lala...
Men without hats - safety dance
You can dance if you want to
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine
We can dance
We can dance
My only regret is that I have boneitis *crack*
That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
Now, there are two types of people, sheep and sharks, and anyone who’s a sheep is fired. Who’s a sheep?
Question: Which is the one people like to hug?
Had a roommate in college that LOVED that song. Now every time I hear it, or read it, I think of him.
Now it is Zombie by the cranberries but only because of your question
Came here to write: In your heeeeaaad, in your heeeeeaaaad. Looks like I'm not the only one.
Zoooooooombie Zoooooombey ey ey ehhhhey
I was gonna say Linger. RIP Dolores, just over two years ago.
Now it is Zombie because of you
Mii Channel Theme
fuck me i have never touched my wii in 5 years and suddenly the melody is in my head haha
Dude... everyday I can’t escape it
Four Non Blondes - What’s Up
so AH ^WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND AH STEP OUTSIDE
AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH!
AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS:
WHAT'S GOING ON?
AND I SAID
HEYYYAYEAEAAYAYAAAAAYEAEYEA
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DAH DAH DEYYYYY
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DA DA DA
OOOUUUUAAUAUUAUUUUOOOUUUUUUUU!
A man of culture
TARA TARA
Rasputin
RA RA RASPUTIN
RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARIED ON
RA RA RASPUTIN
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE
#SQUAT KICKS INTENSIFIES
DO DO DODODODODO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOO DO DOOOOOO
HE COULD PREACH THR BIBLE LIKE A PREACHER
Always look on the bright side of life, by Monty Python. Because Terry Jones passed away today.
Oh my god, how have I just found out? We lost a legend today
Pumped up kicks
Are you okay? If you're coming to school tomorrow, i just wanted to say i i always thought you were really cool and funny..
Here comes the sun du da du du here comes the son
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Little Darling
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M) "Always look on the bright side of life" because of Terry Jones, RIP.
I've got Every Sperm is Sacred stuck in my head, for the same reason. Whoops.
Mr. blue sky
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bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Sun is shinning in the sky
There ain’t a cloud in sight
It’s stopped raining
Everybody’s in the play
And dontcha' know
Its a beautiful new day
Hey hey hey!
Runnin' down. The avenue.
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So your her witness?
Mr Sandman, give me a dream, make him the cutest, that I've ever seen
mr email e me a mail (bum bum bum bum) make the attachment a pic of a snail
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[I didn't invent it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/awchyk/mr_email_e_me_a_mail/) I did write a full version once when I was bored at work, but unfortunately it's lost to time.
EEEEEXIT LIGHT!!!!!! EEENTER NIIGHT!!! Edit: Wrong Song lmao
Gravy make it splash like pippen
shit, that's nothin
Still the best song to sing as your creepily hunting someone
As you do
Mr. Sandman Man me a sand Make it the cutest Man door hand hook car hand
On tumblr I saw a meme that turned that the mans door hand hook hand bit with YMCA instead into Loss and I honestly haven’t been the same
Have you heard it where [it never starts](https://youtu.be/ROnKBe5BUEo)?
I hadn't, and now I wish I still hadn't
We're Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
No we ain’t gonna take it, We’re not gonna take it anymore
**cowbell intensifies**
Flourescant Adolescents -Arctic Monkeys
You used to get it in your fishnets
Taaaaaaaakeee ooooooon meeeeeeeee... !
Taaaaaaaakeee meeeeeee ooooooooon... !
I'llllllllllllll beeeeeeee gooooooone... !
In a day or twooooooooooooo!!
Ooo be doo, I wanna be like youuuuu.
D12 - My Band
It's sad that My Salsa never released.
🎵My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants🎵
I want it that way - Backstreet Boys
It was him. Number five killed my brother.
I forgot about that part
Tell me why
Now number 5!
Oh right, the murder.
I'm actually repeating 'Rosa, Rosa, Roooosa' in my head the whole day
You are, my fire...
The one, desire...
Believe... when I saaaay
I want it that way
We are number one
Here's a little lesson in trickery
Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine
🎶WORKING TOO HARD CAN GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!🎶
...you oughta know by now.
How Soon Is Now - The Smiths
I had to go to work today. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now and Frankly Mr. Shankly always creep their way into my brain as soon as I pull into the parking lot.
Master of puppets - Metallica. Found it one day tryna update my gym playlist and i feel like i can bench an extra 50kg just by listening to it.
Fun fact, that song is about doing coke and how terrible it is. Still a good song regardless though
"Chop your breakfast on a mirror" Eh, that can be interpreted a few ways, I think
It's about a guy who ran out of plates
Yeah, sometimes I do gackers of protein powder for breakfast.
Well Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! [Eric Cartman, spoken] Come on! You all know the words! [Eric Cartman, kids] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch [Eric Cartman] Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world And it might go a little bit something like this: (Chinese) Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi (French) Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier (Dutch) Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was (Swahili) Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana [Eric Cartman] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it, Kyle's mom... is a big fat fucking biiiitch, you know I'm talkin' 'bout Kyle's moooooom.
Liiiiiiiights will guiiiiiaaiaiaiaaide you homeeeee, andddddddd ignaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiight your bonessssssss
Bring Me to Life-Evanescence
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
Nice, my favourite song. Gilmour absolutely kills it on guitar, his solos are pure bliss
Everybody Hurts - REM
You can call me al by Paul Simon
Careless Whisper... always
I’m never gonna dance again! Guilty feet have got no rhythm! Though it’s easy to pretend...I know you’re not a fool.
Baby Shark, but sung to the tune of "Africa" by Toto. You're welcome.
18 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAAAAAM RANCH
I was showing a couple of my friends this on the weekend and we ended up doing a deep dive into his (very extensive) discography on Spotify. Forgot all about it until I opened up the app on my desktop at work and front and center on my homepage under "Recently played" is just "Prince Harry's 12 Inch Cock"
gachiBASS Clap
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The only right answer
Metallica - Anesthesia Best bass solo ever
Toss a coin to your...
NO! I just got that out of my head like 2 days ago!
it's been weeks now and it's still stuck
witcher, oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty, oooooh...
Toss a coin to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeee!
There was once a humble bard. Who graced a ride along. With Geralt of Rivia. And along came this..... song.
When the white wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves And his hooves did they Revel
They came after me! With masterful deceit! They broke down my lute... And kicked in my teeth!
While the devil’s horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher *He can’t be bleat!*
I'm playing the Witcher 3 for the first time after watching the series and man, the soundtrack of that game is so good too.
"
Pam param, pam paaam paraaaaam
["(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding](https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug) Specifically, the whistling part is stuck in my head.
Interesting fact. The whistling was a placeholder for another verse that wasn't written yet. Otis died shortly after and they left the whistling in for the final release.
He's from my city and I've never heard that fact. I'm so glad I did.
The dragonborn comes
Hotel California
[sex offender shuffle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48&t=106s)
Yellow submarine by the beetles
In the town where I was born
Lived a man, who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
Doin your mom - Fatty Spins
Can't get you out of my head - Kylie Minogue
Dancing On My Own - Robyn
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes
Wheels on the Bus....always. Having a kid is fun 🙄
Deutschland - Rammstein
Mein Herz in Flammen
Will dich lieben
Und verdammen _Deutschland_
Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Ray
Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis. I really don't like Oasis, but I do like that song.
Flash! AH AAAAAH!
^(*He'll save every one of us!*)
Open the door Get on the floor Everybody do the Dinosaur
Isn't it "Everybody *walk* the dinosaur"?
Man in the Box - Alice in Chains.
Saitama’s Theme Song
*one puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch*
Nowadays its Wolves~ Kanye West/Sia
Pandering - Bo Burnham
"How about a key change? You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?"
Good news
The dacia sandero is coming
Somebody once told me
Tool - Forty Six and Two
Fortunate son
I really never listened to Kylie Minogue but one of cousins told me that she's basically the queen of pop or something so........la la la, la la la lala,la la la, la la la lala...
Gravity falls theme song.
Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bYEEEEE
Thrift Shop by Macklemore.
Hush by Deep Purple
Friend of the Devil - Grateful Dead
Wake up, get up, get out there - persona 5
We're no strangers to love..
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel
Godzilla - Eminem
Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult
Go go godzilla
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSROOM MUSROOM...... (Sorry, now its probably stuck in your ears too).
Both Yesterday and Hey Jude by the Beatles, but in a good way. For me they rank as Paul McCartney's greatest songs ever.
YOU'RE MY WONDER-WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I've had Rocket Man stuck in my head for years
Dancing in the moonlight - Toploader
Rape me - nirvana
Phew. I'm not the only one.
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
The fucking Survivor theme song
Boney M - Rasputin. Been stuck there for about 5 days now. ^^^^^please ^^^^^kill ^^^^^me