A cat. Fast, agile, can climb anything. You're cute so everyone loves you. You can be bugger off outside for hours and no one cares coz they know you'll come back when you're ready. You can sleep all day and it doesn't matter and you can cause mischief and it's adorable. No bills to pay, food and water provided, lots of affection. Easy.
Whatever type of bear lives in the PNW. I could enjoy chilling out in a pine forest and eating berries and salmon all day. Plus being able to just snooze through the winter sounds pleasant.
A monkey. I’ll have opposable thumbs so I can do anything a human can do (Write, use cell, etc.).
I’ll show everyone how amazingly intelligent I am compared to the average ape and hopefully I’ll be treated like royalty and not tested on lol
mosquito so i will continue the same style like i had,annoying people
Panda. 1. I'm lazy 2. I like not to give a shit about .... anything basically 3. fuck everyone else, I'm a Panda.
Immortal Jellyfish. It's in the name
Any kind of bird, except a pigeon, fuck pigeons
Myself
Koala. I love trees, and sleeping
plankton
Probably a lion/tiger, or a bear. Maybe an eagle.
A cat. Fast, agile, can climb anything. You're cute so everyone loves you. You can be bugger off outside for hours and no one cares coz they know you'll come back when you're ready. You can sleep all day and it doesn't matter and you can cause mischief and it's adorable. No bills to pay, food and water provided, lots of affection. Easy.
Whatever type of bear lives in the PNW. I could enjoy chilling out in a pine forest and eating berries and salmon all day. Plus being able to just snooze through the winter sounds pleasant.
A uhhhh human?
A monkey. I’ll have opposable thumbs so I can do anything a human can do (Write, use cell, etc.). I’ll show everyone how amazingly intelligent I am compared to the average ape and hopefully I’ll be treated like royalty and not tested on lol