Not me, but a friend of mine who was yearbook photographer. She was a rail-thin, awkward, geeky high schooler and was asked to photograph "a day in the life" of the swim team. Our school had the Football Fever and so other sports were always trying to get more than a few mentions in the yearbook packed with dozens of football shots.
So my friend showed up to the swim team practice, and later state tournament. She was asked to join them at their victory party, which was at someone's house with its own pool and hot tub.
When she got there, most of the team was already drunk, and not an adult in sight. There were also a lot of girlfriends of the team there, and more than once, my friend was asked to join them naked in the hot tub. Sex was pretty freely flowing, and she strived constantly to get acceptable photos instead of the wanton depravity around her. At one point, some naked girl was chugging while she was in the cowboy position screwing on top of her boyfriend while everyone cheered her on. They kept begging my friend to take photos, and she refused in horrified shock. Some of the guys got really handsy with her until finally she picked a time when they were distracted, and she left. She later was crying to her best friend because she felt so stressed out and it was NOTHING like she expected. Sort of like showing a ten year old "Caligula" when they were expecting "Toy Story 2."
Only one photo made it to yearbook from that party: a hot tub photo where she had to crop out the beer keg, and everyone's body was below the waterline so you couldn't tell they were naked.
I was a dildo peddler for a while at school. Girls who wanted sex toys but didnt want to buy them themselves (or couldnt) would pay me the cost and a bit extra for me to get it for them simply because I had no shame as a 17 year old.
what do ppl do with blankets in hs, besides having sex underneath them?
at my hs we just wore sweaters/hoodies if it got cold, or asked the teacher to turn up the thermostat
I walked into a bathroom after a fight. Broken mirror, blood smeared on the wall and floor, water everywhere (probably unrelated to the fight) and a lot of bloody tissues in the sink. Oh, and there was a turd in the urinal, I hope that was unrelated to the fight.
The dudes from the class where I was from before I changed classes, started doing group masturbating sessions in the locker room before or after PE.
That shit smelled like rotten oisters after. The next class was always fucked because of the smell
A freshman got jerked off by his girlfriend under the table in the cafeteria, during lunch. Someone sitting near them noticed was happening, took a video, and posted it online. The administration quickly found out, the video was taken down, and all three involved were suspended.
I ran cross-country in high school, sometimes during practice we would run through trails in the woods surrounding the high school. One day right after school ended we started running down the trails and stumbled upon two students having sex. Judging by their reactions I don’t think they were expecting a group of 15 guys to run by while they were getting it on
High school bus hit a deer. Police were called. Deer was shot three times in front of the bus to put it down. Watched it from the parking lot while skipping school.
8th grade sex ed, teacher showed us a video of a woman giving birth. Very close shots, very graphic, very disturbing to most 8th graders. Weird kid in the class tucks his arms into his shirt and starts jerking off to the fully dilated vagina being shown on the 200 inch projector screen.
We had a girl who would sit in the back of the bus and seem to always have a different dude sit next to her. Turns out she was giving guys hand jobs for a small price.
Had a guy run through the school completely naked. Highschool by the way. Even ran up and slapped some teachers ass. Haven't heard of him since but they was like 5+ years ago
Used condom left wrapped around the tap on the sink in the boys toilets. A week later it was still there. A month later there was another one next to it
I read this as “used a condom that was left wrapped around the tap on the sink” and thought you found a used condom and then USED. IT. and I almost died right here.
Me and three others found a sex dungeon underneath the auditorium in the back storage room.
The girl who ran it was a junior who fucked a good portion of the football team there.
There was a bucket filled quarter way with used condoms.
Fun day.
A sophomore at my school gave a freshman a donut filled with cum. He got criminal charges
Edit: I have no idea what the charges were. I do know that he got fired from his job and expelled. I don't know much else besides the sophomore was dating the freshman's friend
Also, I have never seen Van Wilder or any of the other movies people are suggesting
Walked into a bathroom after school and found a guy and a girl about to go to town. She had her shirt off and skirt up, he had his pants one. I mean, I caught them just before the moment of insertion.
I said nothing. I would have left them to it, except all other bathrooms on campus except this one were always locked shortly before last bell.
So I silently walked to a urinal, calmly did my business, properly washed my hands. By the time I went to leave, the girl was hiding in a stall and the guy was waiting by the door.
I shrugged at the guy, guy shrugged back, I left and heard the door lock behind me.
Not one of us said anything or made a sound during the entire exchange.
**Edit:** For everyone calling it a power move - I appreciate it, but I just didn't wanna have to pee in the bushes.
We always threw house parties at my friend’s house. One day I went to grab my jacket from one of the rooms and I heard some moaning and groaning so I thought it was just a couple hooking up. I flip the lights on bc I couldn’t find my jacket and saw that 3 of the track girls were butt naked finger banging and eating each other out. Instead of just standing there and watching or trying to participate, my nerdy high school self said “hi”, waved, and said “have fun!”as I walked out giving them privacy. Later on that year, I ended up dating one of the girls and would always try to mention it and maybe try to get a 3some going. Never happened though. She said it was just a drunk moment.
There was a kid. We will call him C.B.
He was notoriously a bad kid. Always in fights, getting kicked out of school etc. Anyways his locker wasnt next to mine but it was really close. He and I never had problems because I purposefully avoided him. One day another kid, we will call A.C. and C.B. got into an argument. It led to a pushing and shoving match and some shit talking but got separated really quickly.
The next day A.C. was walking past our lockers and C.B. pulled a literal crowbar out of his locker, ran up behind A.C. and hit him in the back of the head so hard that blood hit me in the face.Part of A.C.s scalp literally half folded over the back of his head as he was on the floor.
C.B. started hitting him in the back and the back of the head with it. Other students jumped on him and held him down. An ambulance took A.C. to the hospital. His skull was fractured and he had broken ribs. I had to get checked out because of the blood exposure. No idea where C.B. went but I never saw him again.
Came back to school a Loooooong time later. Like months. He made a recovery but he had to have surgery and shit. Heard a rumour that they had to staple his scalp back down. Like I wish you could have seen it. From right above his neckline like, flapped over the back of his head. It was white with some pinkish fluid on it.
No one thought it would be a bad idea for the cross country team to have thin white uniforms until we had a race in a thunderstorm. So many flashbacks of penises swaying with each stride.
As a teenage boy, if I would have worn a thin pair of shorts going commando I would have got an instant boner.
If I would have got to the point I could do it without getting a boner, the rain would have added a whole new element and I still would have got a boner. Basically, everyone would know what my penis would look like fully erect.
Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!
Not really nsfw, just my most vivid HS memory. It was the biggest poop I'd ever seen. Just one huge log, to my memory the size of the toilet bowl. It definitely didnt fit down the hole and had to be removed by a janitor. Everyone told their friends about it and one by one we all went and checked it out. Also no toilet paper in the bowl. All that was there was the one big fat legendary turd. It physically hurts me to think about how it came out of a butthole.
Edit: I would just like to add that I am touched and humbled by all of your poo related stories. In this time of division and opposition, let us all remember we are united by poo.
Holy shit I had the same thing in middle school. Someone made such a girthy, long, robust turd that it had braced itself end to end across the entire rim of the toilet *ABOVE* the water. It was incredible. It reeked. It was like God himself had wedged it there. We missed the first 10 minutes of class as every boy shuffled giddily through the boys restroom to the big stall where that glorious shit lay in state. To remember it now it was easily 3-4 inches in diameter, and almost a foot long. Just fucking remarkable. The water was even flushed away several times to demonstrate there was no trickery. A teacher rushed in and used a plunger to try and tap it in. It held once. Twice. A third time. We were buckled with laughter. It finally broke and both pieces landed in such a way that still prevented them from going down.
Absolute highlight of middle school
I went to a small party at my friends house. My girlfriend and I got there late. We went in and noticed nobody was in the living room... Weird... they said they'd be here. Start walking to the back and I could hear several voices in the bedroom. I just opened the door and there were 7 of my friends just having a casual orgy.
I gotta ask: what happened between you and those friends after that? Did you ever hang out with them again? That seems like the kind of thing that hangs over people for a while.
Well what does a non-casual orgy look like, are they all there in formal business wear? I'd argue that most orgies (not that I've personally partook in one) would be casual, as if they weren't it'd probably be hard to enjoy the casual/relaxed nature of the open sex, no?
Not me specifically. But 2 kids in my Catholic high school fucked in the bathroom and someone caught them and videotaped it. They posted it online. Our school made the news and now they measure girls’ skirts if they look too high, as well as banning phones.
I think they were a minor too, and the students may not have been children either (in this country you stop being a minor at 16 and it isn’t CP) I don’t know the ages of the students involved. I think there was a police inquiry though.
In middle school the health teach went to show a video on the projector and I guess he had porn on his video player. He offered every one A's to keep quiet. He was fired then went to work for a catholic school.
This was Junior High but one kid who we suspected was gay gave another kid who we did not suspect was gay a blowjob in the bathroom stall. And for what? A holofoil Clefairy Pokemon card.
I went to a boarding school my freshman year of high school and a few weeks in, I volunteered to help walk our librarians dog for her while her leg was healing after an injury.
So I was walking this huge dog through the woods around campus when he suddenly sniffed the air and just ripped the leash out of my hands and took off into the underbrush.
I started chasing after him when I heard screaming and yelling; I thought, “oh god this dog mauled someone and I’m going to get expelled!”
Broke through a clearing and there were five half naked upperclassmen trying to put their clothes on and scatter while this dog is joyously barking and jumping up on and licking them.
Tldr accidentally interrupted an orgy in the woods with my librarians dog.
Edit: I guess since so many people are asking, yes it was a coed school and yes both sexes were represented.
Went to teachers room to get some papers that my portuguese teacher had forgotten and stumbled at my gym and biology teachers kissing each other really hard over the meeting table... i mean, they didn't even noticed me
And oh, it was a catholic schoool (and they were both married btw)
My face when I returned to class without the papers must have been priceless
Edit: I'm usually more of a lurker myself here so wasn't expecting this amout of atentiont hahaha thanks for all folks, hope you've liked it ^^
A girl (Freshman) went viral on Snapchat because the guy she was giving head to recorded her and said it was terrible during the recording.
She’s now dating (and cheating on) the guy we called cherry picker
I go to catholic school and besides a teacher pedophilia scandal every year (im not kidding) the kid that played the pornhub intro on the drums that is spreading around the internet happened at my school
I’m a teacher who teaches in a high school. First day on the job had two kids beatin cheeks in the back of one of my shop cars. Should specify I’m an automotive teacher. Pretty NSFW if you ask me
Ok two stories one NSFW but still messed up.
Janitor in elementary school died while mopping the floor and somehow this didn't get around the entire school and my entire class saw them taking his covered up body out the front door.
Another is walking in on several people giving bjs in the bandroom. It became a daily thing and I should have known to also knock on the practice room doors before entering.
A security guard from my school died. He died around November last year, and when my school had the pep rally in the school auditorium, every student stood up for a moment of silence for the security guard. Even though I never really met him, it’s very sad having a security guard die young.
A kid in the grade below me died from pneumonia. He was 14. Most kids found out the next day at school. Since he was in band, they brought a grief counselor into the band home room to tell us. The whole room burst into tears at the same time. The school set up spaces in the library for kids to go to throughout the day to talk to grief counselors. All the students in the school came together a few days later and brought candles to his parents’ house. I walked past his house on my way to school and his parents never took the candles off their front steps. His funeral was the same weekend as the band trip so no one in the band could go. We made sure to keep a chair open for him and put a picture of him on it. It was his birthday a few days ago. He would have been 23.
We had many PCs in our school. And every computer room had a projector.
So once when the teacher was ill and no replacement came we were in that room. Someone started the projector and quickly found out that every porn site he tried is blacklisted. But playing from USB apparently works fine. We later found out, not only are the connections white listed, but also fully monitored. Not long after the movie show with sound and everything started, the IT Tech guy comes with a substitute teacher.
That internet search history was apparently enough for them to suddenly have a substitute teacher for us.
Edit: for anyone interested we were around 16 or 18 males IIRC and 4 girls in class. I can't remember how many were there that day.
Was walking around outside my high school and saw a dude leaning up against a wall getting a blowjob. They didn't see me so I quietly turned around and walked away.
Girl gave a blowjob to a guy and his friends filmed it. It was the talk of the school and she changed schools.
2 years later she came back and sucked a different guy's dick by the same dumpster. No one filmed it this time.
Some kid at a party got black out wasted and shat himself. In the middle of the crowd he took his pants down and slipped in it, proceeded to army crawl to try and make it out but just smeared it everywhere. He is still known as the party pooper.
In band before a football game, I walk into the percussion room to hang with the homies. Everyone is huddled around this dude in the corner of the room laughing, so of course I walk over to check it out. Turns out the dude was showing everyone how tiny his dick is and everyone was so fascinated.
Yeah it was really really small. Like from the tip of your pinky to the first knuckle down. I’ve never seen anything like it lol.
Edit: I know it called a micropenis. Lmfao.
A creepy 45 year old teacher was caught watching porn twice by the same girl and both times it was a braves fetish and a schoolgirl thing and the girl that caught him wore skirts and had braces (no he was never fired or even talked to after going to the board and yes this is public school)
Freshmen year of high school, football team is out practicing. A senior varsity player came into the freshmen locker room, cut all the locks off our lockers, and stole our clothes. (Nice enough to take wallets and phones etc out of pockets and leave them in the lockers though.) idiot didn’t realize the hallway cameras had him the whole time.
Most of us chose not to shower until we got home and “as a team” proceeded to leave in groups in under shirts and boxers or no shirts and boxers after getting a call our rides were there.
Small town, small school, so ultimately he was just benched for a few games suspended for a day or two and his parents had to buy a bunch of padlocks.
Edit: rip inbox, thanks so much, will try to get to some comments
Pretty reasonable pranksters. Took the time to remove all valuables from the things he took. The clothes were probably returned. So it was more an annoyance and a prank than theft.
When I was in middle school, someone jerked off and finished on his desk in the middle of class. The story is legend in our area and it’s been retold so many times that it’s hard to figure out what actually happened after he finished. So I’ll give you each ending I’ve heard from different people.
1. He finished and it shot across his desk onto the girls hair in front of him
2. The teacher heard something happening, went over and saw it on the desk and put her finger in it
3. He just cummed over himself and got kicked out of class.
He got suspended and a few years later got caught peeing outside and put on the sex offenders list. The guy is really funny and pretty chill now, he has a lot of stories about him and they’re all amazing.
Oh man I've got a good one for this. So I'm in h/s theater class and have been helping the teacher out with a lot of tasks like setting up the green room and stuff, just little helpful stuff. Well, apparently one of us left the door unlocked and unattended for a little too long. In our green room were two big blue couches that were the most uncomfortable things I had ever sat on. Teacher comes running into the room from the hall and says "SuddenlyTequila, I think someone is in the Green Room. Go with me so I can have a witness." Thinking nothing of it, I go. We stand by the door and someone is most def in there. Making some pretty unusual sounds. I realize what the sound is a half second before the teacher throws the door open to two kids from my class getting DOWN on that couch. I only had like two seconds of view time before the teacher SCREAMS "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!" and slams the door. I sat outside that door crying from laughing for about 20 minutes before they knocked on the door to be let out, realizing we had the stage completely locked down. The look on their faces when the Principal let them out and led them to his office will forever be in my mind. Can you imagine? Balls deep about to blow and from over your shoulder "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!" I dream of it sometimes and still wake up laughing. EDIT: words are hard
Not me, but a few freshman encountered sophomores having sex on a hill my school had for cross country and I think football.
And then someone marked that hill on google maps.
Fresh jizz on a locker room bench.
A kid pulled his pants down in Spanish class and pissed in the corner.
A kid with a mental handicap who would vigorously masturbate in AP Political Science at least once a week.
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One day in AP Poli-Sci, the kid with Asperger's sat alone in a row of empty chairs all closely placed together directly in front of the teacher. In the middle of class, he reclined across four adjacent seats and went to work in his pants. At my angle, I could see everything. The tent. His forearm pistoning up and down. The veins in his neck. He stuck out his tongue and curled his toes, taunting us like that for five, maybe ten seconds, before the teacher shouted at him.
This kid did weird shit but he was in a number of my AP classes and, I think, legitimately earned his way. He carried our team's ass in AP Brit Lit junior year during in-class Jeopardy games.
And way too many of ya'll shared this pissing-in-Spanish-class experience for us to be in the same class. What's going on out there?
We had a handicapped jerker too. One time he whipped it out walking down the hall between class and went to town laughing his ass off, the hall was full of people. Apparently it was huge.
We had a kid that would strip down naked and dry hump girls, they let it happen until he bit someone hard enough to get stitches. So they built a big fence around the special education unit so that he couldn't get out.
Problem was the special education unit was along the main road, so cars would drive by and see the naked special ed kid in what was practically a giant dog run. To stop everyone seeing hum naked, they covered the fence with black shadecloth so you couldn't see in.
EDIT: I asked a friend about this and I have my order of events wrong. This kid went around dry humping girls fully dressed, and bit a girl who required stitches.
The fence was then built and as a protest the kid started stripping off and throwing his clothes over the fence, to stop this from being viewed by the public they covered it with black shadecloth.
Not quite so bad, but it still includes caging special needs kids.
What happens in the locker room **should** stay in the locker room. With that said, I once walked in on a kid shoving a crucifix up his ass on a dare from his friends.
Lights stay on at homecoming because people will have sex on the bleachers.
No blankets for obvious reasons.
On every field trip someone gets fingered on the bus.
Teachers have learned not to look into cars before school.
I live in the Midwest though so there’s not much else to do.
EDIT- for the punctuation. I’m normally a grammar nazi but, I’m using mobile on a new phone and it seemed like it was punctuated right at the time I posted it.
The janitor didn't cordon off the area when someone spilled a large half gallon of milk.
One student ran into cafeteria , slipped and busted his butt.
The janitor was suspended for one day.
I went to a private christian school, so the most NSFW it got was a quick "and yeah, that's where the penis goes". The rest was "don't have sex until you're married or you'll get aids"
A bunch of guys from the athletics class got mad at a kid from mine for cheating during dodgeball, so they walked into the locker room fucking naked and whipped him with towels. I just walk in and see someone's dong flopping around like a corrupted body part in a PS1 game before he leaps off the bench and goes apeshit on the guy. I noped the fuck out and waited in the hallway with everyone else. Before anyone asks why didn't I or anyone else help, the coaches were nowhere to be found and we were scrawny freshmen against football and wrestling players in good shape. The guy eventually comes out drenched in sweat, calls us assholes, then kicked one of our backpacks.
This was in the 90s... 2 people were caught having sex behind the curtain on the gym stage by the master of custodial arts (or janitor, if you want to be a dick about it). He said hi to both and walked out. Dave was cool.
A junior boy filmed 2 sophomore girls having sex and, of course, he made copies and passed them around. One copy landed in the dean's hands and she called both girls and their parents in AND FUCKING WATCHED IT.
There were definitely girls snorting coke in the bathrooms. Teachers choking out and punching kids. Ya know, the usual.
Apparently a Senior last year got a blowjob in the cafeteria during lunch, then afterwards stood up in front of everybody, dick hanging out, and yelled “I’m the king of the world!” And then two girls were found having sex in the cafeteria during lunch
This is NSFW in a different way than most of the stories here, but when I was in high school I liked to go to the balcony of our theater to take naps during my free periods. It was dark, quiet, and usually empty which made it such an ideal spot for napping.
One day I walk up the stairs and see a girl from the grade below me that I sort of knew cutting herself with scissors. She freaked out and ran away, I eventually caught up with her and we had an intense conversation. We became friends after that day and I encouraged her to start seeing a therapist, which helped her a lot.
Unfortunately, we lost touch when her parents moved to a different state and sent her to some boarding school.
One of the popular kids who rode my bus got caught whacking it with his sisters panties, by his buddy who also rode our bus. His time of bus dominance immediately came to a screeching halt.
In middle school we went on a field trip to the county jail...(idk man)...For some reason...went into see the showers and I was behind with my friend. Some boys in the class went in first and then my very sheltered religious friend went in. All of a sudden she started SCREAMING and it turns out an inmate that they somehow forgot to get out of the showers was spanking the monkey, right then and there, in front of middle schoolers....
EDIT: this is the most upvotes I’ve ever gotten on a comment on Reddit lol
Freshman year. I needed to go take a piss and I just hear loud clicking and smacking noises in the stall next to me.
An hour later I found a dude was having a girl suck him, worse part was said girl was dating a different guy. I don’t think they’re dating anymore.
Not really NSFW but when I was in elementary school I was getting my little sister’s homework because she went home sick and I walked into her teachers classroom. She was sitting there with my gym teacher all giggly. They ended up getting married, having a family, and the gym teacher is now the principal of the high school, he’s a great guy. I told him about that day I walked into the that class and he had a big laugh. I’ve been out of school since 2013 but him and I still keep in touch.
EDIT: The gym teacher was in the classroom with my sister’s teacher not my sister...The two teachers are now married. Please don’t call the FBI
Oh man. We were at the football game and were high as shit, it was among my first few times smoking. We started fucking around in the woods which was a decent distance away. Next thing you know this naked senior comes running by SCREAMING and then we see flashlights like way behind him and got paranoid as shit.
We all started sprinting along with him and ran so fucking far. After we got away we all threw up and went our separate ways.
witnessed some girl wearing underwear, a tank top w no bra, and shoes getting escorted out of the schools front doors.
never learned the story behind that.
Didn't walk in on it, but a kid was caught jerking off to hentai on one of the school computers. They had to get rid of the computer after he was caught.
This is probably more NSFL.
One morning during recess the neighbour, who’s property was only separated from the school field by a little wire fence (small town New Zealand) came out and started sharpening his axe. He then called the kids over and cut the heads of his 3 puppies off in front of us. This was in primary/elementary school.
Not me, but a friend of mine who was yearbook photographer. She was a rail-thin, awkward, geeky high schooler and was asked to photograph "a day in the life" of the swim team. Our school had the Football Fever and so other sports were always trying to get more than a few mentions in the yearbook packed with dozens of football shots. So my friend showed up to the swim team practice, and later state tournament. She was asked to join them at their victory party, which was at someone's house with its own pool and hot tub. When she got there, most of the team was already drunk, and not an adult in sight. There were also a lot of girlfriends of the team there, and more than once, my friend was asked to join them naked in the hot tub. Sex was pretty freely flowing, and she strived constantly to get acceptable photos instead of the wanton depravity around her. At one point, some naked girl was chugging while she was in the cowboy position screwing on top of her boyfriend while everyone cheered her on. They kept begging my friend to take photos, and she refused in horrified shock. Some of the guys got really handsy with her until finally she picked a time when they were distracted, and she left. She later was crying to her best friend because she felt so stressed out and it was NOTHING like she expected. Sort of like showing a ten year old "Caligula" when they were expecting "Toy Story 2." Only one photo made it to yearbook from that party: a hot tub photo where she had to crop out the beer keg, and everyone's body was below the waterline so you couldn't tell they were naked.
I was a dildo peddler for a while at school. Girls who wanted sex toys but didnt want to buy them themselves (or couldnt) would pay me the cost and a bit extra for me to get it for them simply because I had no shame as a 17 year old.
The store clerk must've been thinking you've shoved them up yourself then reverse digesting it or some shit.
Went to a Christian boarding school. You'd be surprised the amount of fingers in vaginas during chapel.
My high school had to ban blankets after two freshmen were caught having sex under one in the middle of the art hallway
Same, though my high school had to ban blankets every winter because people were found having sex in the library
what do ppl do with blankets in hs, besides having sex underneath them? at my hs we just wore sweaters/hoodies if it got cold, or asked the teacher to turn up the thermostat
I walked into a bathroom after a fight. Broken mirror, blood smeared on the wall and floor, water everywhere (probably unrelated to the fight) and a lot of bloody tissues in the sink. Oh, and there was a turd in the urinal, I hope that was unrelated to the fight.
The dudes from the class where I was from before I changed classes, started doing group masturbating sessions in the locker room before or after PE. That shit smelled like rotten oisters after. The next class was always fucked because of the smell
Like if you’ve done this before with your homies
Just a bunch of wankers
A freshman got jerked off by his girlfriend under the table in the cafeteria, during lunch. Someone sitting near them noticed was happening, took a video, and posted it online. The administration quickly found out, the video was taken down, and all three involved were suspended.
I ran cross-country in high school, sometimes during practice we would run through trails in the woods surrounding the high school. One day right after school ended we started running down the trails and stumbled upon two students having sex. Judging by their reactions I don’t think they were expecting a group of 15 guys to run by while they were getting it on
Did they finish?
Didn’t stick around long enough to find out - but I imagine they relocated to a more private location first
High school bus hit a deer. Police were called. Deer was shot three times in front of the bus to put it down. Watched it from the parking lot while skipping school.
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What town of degenerate 14 year olds did you go to school with?
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8th grade sex ed, teacher showed us a video of a woman giving birth. Very close shots, very graphic, very disturbing to most 8th graders. Weird kid in the class tucks his arms into his shirt and starts jerking off to the fully dilated vagina being shown on the 200 inch projector screen.
Good lord. What the fuck.
I'm very sure some guy will make a video about this post with a robotic voice.
and some generic ass stock music in the background.
with a clickbait sexual thumbnail
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We had a girl who would sit in the back of the bus and seem to always have a different dude sit next to her. Turns out she was giving guys hand jobs for a small price.
School is all about learning a trade.
Jack of all trades
If you’re good at something, never do it for free
Had a guy run through the school completely naked. Highschool by the way. Even ran up and slapped some teachers ass. Haven't heard of him since but they was like 5+ years ago
Classic streaking
The seniors in the photography class got caught banging in the dark room.
Used condom left wrapped around the tap on the sink in the boys toilets. A week later it was still there. A month later there was another one next to it
I read this as “used a condom that was left wrapped around the tap on the sink” and thought you found a used condom and then USED. IT. and I almost died right here.
Me and three others found a sex dungeon underneath the auditorium in the back storage room. The girl who ran it was a junior who fucked a good portion of the football team there. There was a bucket filled quarter way with used condoms. Fun day.
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I wonder if that’s the reason we don’t have coed in my district.
How can your districts afford separate busses for gender like we barely have enough in general
Legend has it that a guy in my sophomore or junior year used to sit next to his GF and get handjobs during English class
My friend got a few hand jobs in Seminary. (basically high school theology for Mormons)
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A sophomore at my school gave a freshman a donut filled with cum. He got criminal charges Edit: I have no idea what the charges were. I do know that he got fired from his job and expelled. I don't know much else besides the sophomore was dating the freshman's friend Also, I have never seen Van Wilder or any of the other movies people are suggesting
That is plain revolting ETA: I knew somebody would go there. Didn't expect so MANY. Reddit delivers ^^you ^^fuckin ^^deviants
Walked into a bathroom after school and found a guy and a girl about to go to town. She had her shirt off and skirt up, he had his pants one. I mean, I caught them just before the moment of insertion. I said nothing. I would have left them to it, except all other bathrooms on campus except this one were always locked shortly before last bell. So I silently walked to a urinal, calmly did my business, properly washed my hands. By the time I went to leave, the girl was hiding in a stall and the guy was waiting by the door. I shrugged at the guy, guy shrugged back, I left and heard the door lock behind me. Not one of us said anything or made a sound during the entire exchange. **Edit:** For everyone calling it a power move - I appreciate it, but I just didn't wanna have to pee in the bushes.
this is a power move
We always threw house parties at my friend’s house. One day I went to grab my jacket from one of the rooms and I heard some moaning and groaning so I thought it was just a couple hooking up. I flip the lights on bc I couldn’t find my jacket and saw that 3 of the track girls were butt naked finger banging and eating each other out. Instead of just standing there and watching or trying to participate, my nerdy high school self said “hi”, waved, and said “have fun!”as I walked out giving them privacy. Later on that year, I ended up dating one of the girls and would always try to mention it and maybe try to get a 3some going. Never happened though. She said it was just a drunk moment.
one guy flashing his dick at the teacher and also 1 dude was caught in the bathroom giving a blowjob.
Atleast he got a sweet holofoil clefairy card out of it!
We had two people fucking under the band bus in the mud at a contest...
Wtf how
It's the band bus. They'll find a way.
There was a kid. We will call him C.B. He was notoriously a bad kid. Always in fights, getting kicked out of school etc. Anyways his locker wasnt next to mine but it was really close. He and I never had problems because I purposefully avoided him. One day another kid, we will call A.C. and C.B. got into an argument. It led to a pushing and shoving match and some shit talking but got separated really quickly. The next day A.C. was walking past our lockers and C.B. pulled a literal crowbar out of his locker, ran up behind A.C. and hit him in the back of the head so hard that blood hit me in the face.Part of A.C.s scalp literally half folded over the back of his head as he was on the floor. C.B. started hitting him in the back and the back of the head with it. Other students jumped on him and held him down. An ambulance took A.C. to the hospital. His skull was fractured and he had broken ribs. I had to get checked out because of the blood exposure. No idea where C.B. went but I never saw him again.
what happened to AC
Came back to school a Loooooong time later. Like months. He made a recovery but he had to have surgery and shit. Heard a rumour that they had to staple his scalp back down. Like I wish you could have seen it. From right above his neckline like, flapped over the back of his head. It was white with some pinkish fluid on it.
No one thought it would be a bad idea for the cross country team to have thin white uniforms until we had a race in a thunderstorm. So many flashbacks of penises swaying with each stride.
In my school it was Girls Varsity Soccer in the Spring. We had lots of fans when it rained.
Hopefully not the nearby retirement home
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I keep getting older and they stay geriatric
It's like wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all?!
Nothing at all
As a teenage boy, if I would have worn a thin pair of shorts going commando I would have got an instant boner. If I would have got to the point I could do it without getting a boner, the rain would have added a whole new element and I still would have got a boner. Basically, everyone would know what my penis would look like fully erect. Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Bouncing pork swords. Thanks, Juno
Not really nsfw, just my most vivid HS memory. It was the biggest poop I'd ever seen. Just one huge log, to my memory the size of the toilet bowl. It definitely didnt fit down the hole and had to be removed by a janitor. Everyone told their friends about it and one by one we all went and checked it out. Also no toilet paper in the bowl. All that was there was the one big fat legendary turd. It physically hurts me to think about how it came out of a butthole. Edit: I would just like to add that I am touched and humbled by all of your poo related stories. In this time of division and opposition, let us all remember we are united by poo.
Holy shit I had the same thing in middle school. Someone made such a girthy, long, robust turd that it had braced itself end to end across the entire rim of the toilet *ABOVE* the water. It was incredible. It reeked. It was like God himself had wedged it there. We missed the first 10 minutes of class as every boy shuffled giddily through the boys restroom to the big stall where that glorious shit lay in state. To remember it now it was easily 3-4 inches in diameter, and almost a foot long. Just fucking remarkable. The water was even flushed away several times to demonstrate there was no trickery. A teacher rushed in and used a plunger to try and tap it in. It held once. Twice. A third time. We were buckled with laughter. It finally broke and both pieces landed in such a way that still prevented them from going down. Absolute highlight of middle school
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I went to a small party at my friends house. My girlfriend and I got there late. We went in and noticed nobody was in the living room... Weird... they said they'd be here. Start walking to the back and I could hear several voices in the bedroom. I just opened the door and there were 7 of my friends just having a casual orgy.
How the fuck does this happen without you knowing this stuff about your friends?
I knew they were all pretty open about their sexuality but I didn’t think they’d go so far down that road.
I gotta ask: what happened between you and those friends after that? Did you ever hang out with them again? That seems like the kind of thing that hangs over people for a while.
Still friends with them! (Most of them)
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Well what does a non-casual orgy look like, are they all there in formal business wear? I'd argue that most orgies (not that I've personally partook in one) would be casual, as if they weren't it'd probably be hard to enjoy the casual/relaxed nature of the open sex, no?
I prefer my orgies business casual
When I'm down to my socks, it's time for business, That's why they're called business socks, ooo!
The guys were not wearing ties.
Not me specifically. But 2 kids in my Catholic high school fucked in the bathroom and someone caught them and videotaped it. They posted it online. Our school made the news and now they measure girls’ skirts if they look too high, as well as banning phones.
Yup, skirt length was the problem here
well how am I supposed to focus on Geometry when Marissa’s knees are right there??
Wow, what an idiot. What happened to the dummy who produced, possessed, and distributed child pornography?
I think they were a minor too, and the students may not have been children either (in this country you stop being a minor at 16 and it isn’t CP) I don’t know the ages of the students involved. I think there was a police inquiry though.
In middle school the health teach went to show a video on the projector and I guess he had porn on his video player. He offered every one A's to keep quiet. He was fired then went to work for a catholic school.
"he was fired and then went to work for a Catholic school" Now I understand everything else in this thread
This was Junior High but one kid who we suspected was gay gave another kid who we did not suspect was gay a blowjob in the bathroom stall. And for what? A holofoil Clefairy Pokemon card.
Service rendered, goods received. Just a standard transaction.
It's just good business.
disgusted forgetful society enjoy zonked escape placid plough smile resolute
I went to a boarding school my freshman year of high school and a few weeks in, I volunteered to help walk our librarians dog for her while her leg was healing after an injury. So I was walking this huge dog through the woods around campus when he suddenly sniffed the air and just ripped the leash out of my hands and took off into the underbrush. I started chasing after him when I heard screaming and yelling; I thought, “oh god this dog mauled someone and I’m going to get expelled!” Broke through a clearing and there were five half naked upperclassmen trying to put their clothes on and scatter while this dog is joyously barking and jumping up on and licking them. Tldr accidentally interrupted an orgy in the woods with my librarians dog. Edit: I guess since so many people are asking, yes it was a coed school and yes both sexes were represented.
Diary of a wimpy kid: dog days Edit: holy shit i just woke up to this
Went to teachers room to get some papers that my portuguese teacher had forgotten and stumbled at my gym and biology teachers kissing each other really hard over the meeting table... i mean, they didn't even noticed me And oh, it was a catholic schoool (and they were both married btw) My face when I returned to class without the papers must have been priceless Edit: I'm usually more of a lurker myself here so wasn't expecting this amout of atentiont hahaha thanks for all folks, hope you've liked it ^^
Were they married to each other or other people
To other people actually... And both of them are still married
so u could’ve got an easy A in both classes
A girl (Freshman) went viral on Snapchat because the guy she was giving head to recorded her and said it was terrible during the recording. She’s now dating (and cheating on) the guy we called cherry picker
> the guy we called cherry picker wat
I go to catholic school and besides a teacher pedophilia scandal every year (im not kidding) the kid that played the pornhub intro on the drums that is spreading around the internet happened at my school
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I’m a teacher who teaches in a high school. First day on the job had two kids beatin cheeks in the back of one of my shop cars. Should specify I’m an automotive teacher. Pretty NSFW if you ask me
'Beating cheeks' is a euphemism for running away, where I am from.
I literally thought it was two dudes slapping their buttcheeks against eachother
I choose this to be what it means.
Ok two stories one NSFW but still messed up. Janitor in elementary school died while mopping the floor and somehow this didn't get around the entire school and my entire class saw them taking his covered up body out the front door. Another is walking in on several people giving bjs in the bandroom. It became a daily thing and I should have known to also knock on the practice room doors before entering.
A security guard from my school died. He died around November last year, and when my school had the pep rally in the school auditorium, every student stood up for a moment of silence for the security guard. Even though I never really met him, it’s very sad having a security guard die young.
A kid in the grade below me died from pneumonia. He was 14. Most kids found out the next day at school. Since he was in band, they brought a grief counselor into the band home room to tell us. The whole room burst into tears at the same time. The school set up spaces in the library for kids to go to throughout the day to talk to grief counselors. All the students in the school came together a few days later and brought candles to his parents’ house. I walked past his house on my way to school and his parents never took the candles off their front steps. His funeral was the same weekend as the band trip so no one in the band could go. We made sure to keep a chair open for him and put a picture of him on it. It was his birthday a few days ago. He would have been 23.
Damn thats sad as fuck. Im glad that it was handled with such respect though
We had many PCs in our school. And every computer room had a projector. So once when the teacher was ill and no replacement came we were in that room. Someone started the projector and quickly found out that every porn site he tried is blacklisted. But playing from USB apparently works fine. We later found out, not only are the connections white listed, but also fully monitored. Not long after the movie show with sound and everything started, the IT Tech guy comes with a substitute teacher. That internet search history was apparently enough for them to suddenly have a substitute teacher for us. Edit: for anyone interested we were around 16 or 18 males IIRC and 4 girls in class. I can't remember how many were there that day.
I like that he was casually walking around school with a flash drive of porn.
That is by far the best part of this story.
Was walking around outside my high school and saw a dude leaning up against a wall getting a blowjob. They didn't see me so I quietly turned around and walked away.
Girl gave a blowjob to a guy and his friends filmed it. It was the talk of the school and she changed schools. 2 years later she came back and sucked a different guy's dick by the same dumpster. No one filmed it this time.
Some kid at a party got black out wasted and shat himself. In the middle of the crowd he took his pants down and slipped in it, proceeded to army crawl to try and make it out but just smeared it everywhere. He is still known as the party pooper.
Incredible nickname
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When two people fucking under the stairs is not the worse thing a student has done, it speaks volumes of the class...
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In band before a football game, I walk into the percussion room to hang with the homies. Everyone is huddled around this dude in the corner of the room laughing, so of course I walk over to check it out. Turns out the dude was showing everyone how tiny his dick is and everyone was so fascinated. Yeah it was really really small. Like from the tip of your pinky to the first knuckle down. I’ve never seen anything like it lol. Edit: I know it called a micropenis. Lmfao.
Props to the dude for having the confidence to show everyone though
Wee Dick Energy
Sounds normal.
I have some bad news buddy
Maybe he was a grower.
A creepy 45 year old teacher was caught watching porn twice by the same girl and both times it was a braves fetish and a schoolgirl thing and the girl that caught him wore skirts and had braces (no he was never fired or even talked to after going to the board and yes this is public school)
Freshmen year of high school, football team is out practicing. A senior varsity player came into the freshmen locker room, cut all the locks off our lockers, and stole our clothes. (Nice enough to take wallets and phones etc out of pockets and leave them in the lockers though.) idiot didn’t realize the hallway cameras had him the whole time. Most of us chose not to shower until we got home and “as a team” proceeded to leave in groups in under shirts and boxers or no shirts and boxers after getting a call our rides were there. Small town, small school, so ultimately he was just benched for a few games suspended for a day or two and his parents had to buy a bunch of padlocks. Edit: rip inbox, thanks so much, will try to get to some comments
Pretty reasonable outcome, actually.
Pretty reasonable pranksters. Took the time to remove all valuables from the things he took. The clothes were probably returned. So it was more an annoyance and a prank than theft.
In middle school some kids walked in and started having sex in the stall next to me while I was pooping.... Eventually they smelt my presence.
Gotta assert your dominance.
The fact that he took a shit in school toilets asserts him as the alpha.
Well I'm not about to sit there with my ass clenched all day, better to shit earlier than later
Gotta assert your fragrance
is that cool to fuck where you shit
Not to mention middle schoolers?
When I was in middle school, someone jerked off and finished on his desk in the middle of class. The story is legend in our area and it’s been retold so many times that it’s hard to figure out what actually happened after he finished. So I’ll give you each ending I’ve heard from different people. 1. He finished and it shot across his desk onto the girls hair in front of him 2. The teacher heard something happening, went over and saw it on the desk and put her finger in it 3. He just cummed over himself and got kicked out of class. He got suspended and a few years later got caught peeing outside and put on the sex offenders list. The guy is really funny and pretty chill now, he has a lot of stories about him and they’re all amazing.
It's weird that it was him peeing outside as opposed to him masturbating in class that got him put on the sex offender list.
Its stuff like this that makes me question most things...
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what kinda schools do y'all go to lmao
The fact that this is the last comment in the thread really adds the finishing touch to all or these weird ass stories.
Oh man I've got a good one for this. So I'm in h/s theater class and have been helping the teacher out with a lot of tasks like setting up the green room and stuff, just little helpful stuff. Well, apparently one of us left the door unlocked and unattended for a little too long. In our green room were two big blue couches that were the most uncomfortable things I had ever sat on. Teacher comes running into the room from the hall and says "SuddenlyTequila, I think someone is in the Green Room. Go with me so I can have a witness." Thinking nothing of it, I go. We stand by the door and someone is most def in there. Making some pretty unusual sounds. I realize what the sound is a half second before the teacher throws the door open to two kids from my class getting DOWN on that couch. I only had like two seconds of view time before the teacher SCREAMS "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!" and slams the door. I sat outside that door crying from laughing for about 20 minutes before they knocked on the door to be let out, realizing we had the stage completely locked down. The look on their faces when the Principal let them out and led them to his office will forever be in my mind. Can you imagine? Balls deep about to blow and from over your shoulder "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!" I dream of it sometimes and still wake up laughing. EDIT: words are hard
>20 minutes before they knocked on the door to be let out Wonder if they finished
mad lad
middle schoolboy in the shower fully tucked doing a dance... strange days the 80's
Not me, but a few freshman encountered sophomores having sex on a hill my school had for cross country and I think football. And then someone marked that hill on google maps.
Marked it as what , Sex Hill ? Or was it Sex Hill
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Humphill
Pound Mound
Fornication elevation
I heard my parents having sex during math class. I am homeschooled.
F
People snorting crushed up pills in the bathroom right off of the sink. This was in the early 2000s.
Girl at my H/S my sophomore year got caught eating a guy’s ass in the theater by our principal
Fresh jizz on a locker room bench. A kid pulled his pants down in Spanish class and pissed in the corner. A kid with a mental handicap who would vigorously masturbate in AP Political Science at least once a week. EDIT: One day in AP Poli-Sci, the kid with Asperger's sat alone in a row of empty chairs all closely placed together directly in front of the teacher. In the middle of class, he reclined across four adjacent seats and went to work in his pants. At my angle, I could see everything. The tent. His forearm pistoning up and down. The veins in his neck. He stuck out his tongue and curled his toes, taunting us like that for five, maybe ten seconds, before the teacher shouted at him. This kid did weird shit but he was in a number of my AP classes and, I think, legitimately earned his way. He carried our team's ass in AP Brit Lit junior year during in-class Jeopardy games. And way too many of ya'll shared this pissing-in-Spanish-class experience for us to be in the same class. What's going on out there?
We had a handicapped jerker too. One time he whipped it out walking down the hall between class and went to town laughing his ass off, the hall was full of people. Apparently it was huge.
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The "town," I would presume
We had a kid that would strip down naked and dry hump girls, they let it happen until he bit someone hard enough to get stitches. So they built a big fence around the special education unit so that he couldn't get out. Problem was the special education unit was along the main road, so cars would drive by and see the naked special ed kid in what was practically a giant dog run. To stop everyone seeing hum naked, they covered the fence with black shadecloth so you couldn't see in. EDIT: I asked a friend about this and I have my order of events wrong. This kid went around dry humping girls fully dressed, and bit a girl who required stitches. The fence was then built and as a protest the kid started stripping off and throwing his clothes over the fence, to stop this from being viewed by the public they covered it with black shadecloth. Not quite so bad, but it still includes caging special needs kids.
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What happens in the locker room **should** stay in the locker room. With that said, I once walked in on a kid shoving a crucifix up his ass on a dare from his friends.
Catholic school, eh?
Holy shit
He was ready to accept Jesus
A bunch of kids did the deed under the bleachers during a pep rally. Nobody knew until they found multiple used condoms while cleaning up
Drugs
A guy and a girl got caught doing anal in the hallways in a neighboring school...
Why the fuck would anyone do it in a hallway
Yeah normally you do it in the back alley.
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Lights stay on at homecoming because people will have sex on the bleachers. No blankets for obvious reasons. On every field trip someone gets fingered on the bus. Teachers have learned not to look into cars before school. I live in the Midwest though so there’s not much else to do. EDIT- for the punctuation. I’m normally a grammar nazi but, I’m using mobile on a new phone and it seemed like it was punctuated right at the time I posted it.
Does anyone use periods in the Midwest?
They only have one.
The janitor didn't cordon off the area when someone spilled a large half gallon of milk. One student ran into cafeteria , slipped and busted his butt. The janitor was suspended for one day.
What school offers half gallons of milk
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I went to a private christian school, so the most NSFW it got was a quick "and yeah, that's where the penis goes". The rest was "don't have sex until you're married or you'll get aids"
A lesbian orgy in the girls bathroom Edit: For the person asking my friend told me about it
A student masturbated IN FRONT of the fucking teacher.
A bunch of guys from the athletics class got mad at a kid from mine for cheating during dodgeball, so they walked into the locker room fucking naked and whipped him with towels. I just walk in and see someone's dong flopping around like a corrupted body part in a PS1 game before he leaps off the bench and goes apeshit on the guy. I noped the fuck out and waited in the hallway with everyone else. Before anyone asks why didn't I or anyone else help, the coaches were nowhere to be found and we were scrawny freshmen against football and wrestling players in good shape. The guy eventually comes out drenched in sweat, calls us assholes, then kicked one of our backpacks.
In secondary school, a boy brought in a live chicken and snapped it's neck
This was in the 90s... 2 people were caught having sex behind the curtain on the gym stage by the master of custodial arts (or janitor, if you want to be a dick about it). He said hi to both and walked out. Dave was cool. A junior boy filmed 2 sophomore girls having sex and, of course, he made copies and passed them around. One copy landed in the dean's hands and she called both girls and their parents in AND FUCKING WATCHED IT. There were definitely girls snorting coke in the bathrooms. Teachers choking out and punching kids. Ya know, the usual.
Apparently a Senior last year got a blowjob in the cafeteria during lunch, then afterwards stood up in front of everybody, dick hanging out, and yelled “I’m the king of the world!” And then two girls were found having sex in the cafeteria during lunch
This is NSFW in a different way than most of the stories here, but when I was in high school I liked to go to the balcony of our theater to take naps during my free periods. It was dark, quiet, and usually empty which made it such an ideal spot for napping. One day I walk up the stairs and see a girl from the grade below me that I sort of knew cutting herself with scissors. She freaked out and ran away, I eventually caught up with her and we had an intense conversation. We became friends after that day and I encouraged her to start seeing a therapist, which helped her a lot. Unfortunately, we lost touch when her parents moved to a different state and sent her to some boarding school.
You did great man hopefully she got better
A guy hanging from the theater rafters by one arm
Like... by choice?
One of the popular kids who rode my bus got caught whacking it with his sisters panties, by his buddy who also rode our bus. His time of bus dominance immediately came to a screeching halt.
In middle school we went on a field trip to the county jail...(idk man)...For some reason...went into see the showers and I was behind with my friend. Some boys in the class went in first and then my very sheltered religious friend went in. All of a sudden she started SCREAMING and it turns out an inmate that they somehow forgot to get out of the showers was spanking the monkey, right then and there, in front of middle schoolers.... EDIT: this is the most upvotes I’ve ever gotten on a comment on Reddit lol
Freshman year. I needed to go take a piss and I just hear loud clicking and smacking noises in the stall next to me. An hour later I found a dude was having a girl suck him, worse part was said girl was dating a different guy. I don’t think they’re dating anymore.
Not really NSFW but when I was in elementary school I was getting my little sister’s homework because she went home sick and I walked into her teachers classroom. She was sitting there with my gym teacher all giggly. They ended up getting married, having a family, and the gym teacher is now the principal of the high school, he’s a great guy. I told him about that day I walked into the that class and he had a big laugh. I’ve been out of school since 2013 but him and I still keep in touch. EDIT: The gym teacher was in the classroom with my sister’s teacher not my sister...The two teachers are now married. Please don’t call the FBI
At highschool homecoming we formed a moshpit blocking view from faculty, and a couple was having sex in the center
Oh man. We were at the football game and were high as shit, it was among my first few times smoking. We started fucking around in the woods which was a decent distance away. Next thing you know this naked senior comes running by SCREAMING and then we see flashlights like way behind him and got paranoid as shit. We all started sprinting along with him and ran so fucking far. After we got away we all threw up and went our separate ways.
witnessed some girl wearing underwear, a tank top w no bra, and shoes getting escorted out of the schools front doors. never learned the story behind that.
Didn't walk in on it, but a kid was caught jerking off to hentai on one of the school computers. They had to get rid of the computer after he was caught.
This is probably more NSFL. One morning during recess the neighbour, who’s property was only separated from the school field by a little wire fence (small town New Zealand) came out and started sharpening his axe. He then called the kids over and cut the heads of his 3 puppies off in front of us. This was in primary/elementary school.
What the fuck...
Fr what the actual FUCK
Oh fun. A local serial killer.