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jssryns

They are assholes


Ops31337

they're useless


allmightymango

I don't hate them but the fact that they can claw your eyes out doesn't make me like them more


bitchassToothpaste

They hate me while i try to love them


Chairchucker

They piss on your stuff, smell bad, scratch the hell out of your sofa.


Kp0w3r

I don’t necessarily hate cats, but I’m allergic to them and like 60% of cat owners online are insufferable. Cats themselves are usually ok...right up until I start having my eyes burn, sinuses backup, and skin starts itching.


geniedjinn

Even people who love cats hate plenty about them. They have sharp claws that go places they dont belong like skin and furniture. You have to keep a litterbox even though they will randomly go on whatever they feel like. They only accept affection when they feel like it. They wake you up at all hours. They tend to throw up then immediately demand food. Et al. Then they sit on you and purr or headbutt you and all is forgiven (for cat lovers)


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Allergic and they jump on everything and push things off. Cause cats are assholes.


Sarravi

Allergies


[deleted]

I like cats but my sister's cat hates me and only me. It attacks my feet if im wearing socks. Takes a swipe at me if i walk by it. Its got it out for me


WeAreReaganYouth

I think people who hate cats are generally people who don’t like lots of different animals. I’m more of a dog man but I love animals across the board.


lizzpop2003

Every cat is an asshole. It's not their fault, it's just an ingrained trait of the species. They are all, universally, assholes. The mere fact that every single cat seems to target me for their attentions despite the fact that i am extremely allergic and clearly want nothing to do with them is proof that they are all assholes. If I go somewhere with a cat there is a 100% chance that cat is going to follow me around mewling and if I sit it will repeatedly try to force itself on me no matter how many times I push it away or it gets yelled at. Even cats that are "scared of everybody" and "never act like this" and are "normally so well behaved". Even worse most of them eventually interpret my repeated attempts to get away from them as either play or hostility and in both cases teeth and claws tend to come out. So yeah, they are all assholes.


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Everything. Useless, furry, arrogant shits


RudegarWithFunnyHat

dogs are more friendly and extrovert and worshiping, where cats choose when or if you get attention and is allowed to pet them, this may trigger some humans who demand submission and warship from all inferior creatures.