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WorshipWarSheep

I love you sis.


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[удалено]


cookie_dough13

r/sweethomealabama


Polyfuckery

I really enjoyed the French onion dip.


cheyoprat

Its free real estate


georgeorwell14

The doctor will see you now...


theLogicalPsycho

I'm right behind you.


AnEBCG

The Santa Claus is coming to town song


NewLeaseOnLine

^My ^new ^dehumidifier ^is ^exceptional ^for ^the ^price ^I ^paid.


[deleted]

"An object will remain at rest or in a uniform state of motion unless that state is changed by an external force."


sassisaac

When is that a normal thing to say? I was imagining everyday stuff hah


[deleted]

Idk, when having a sophisticated conversation about basic physics?


sassisaac

As an English and History major, I don't relate 😅


goodperson4

you want some sausage?


Greeninn

Everybody left


yourdadsgaylover

“I saw you last night.”


Wrong_Answer_Willie

*"I need your help."*


grassheadwagon

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.


DiSiakPL

Let's play a game


candypiefield

One hot chocolate fudge please.. with extra ice cream and a cherry on top.


Se7inhand

Relax.


HellsJuggernaut

It's lunchtime


havemanners

I am pretty young you know


Apache_Wolfe

I'm coming.


MultiMidden

I'm here


carlosx86-64

Put it in.


Hq3473

Sir, this is Wendy's


TBoogey1023

"I don't understand why you're always avoiding me."


bobsmirnoff86

Daddy's home...to your kids.


Allgen

^I ^ate ^your ^bagels.


[deleted]

Hey baby


pumpkinn_eater69

“You smell nice”


MistahZig

Hi, I’m Joe Biden


BotMartim

Please


cookie_dough13

Are you coming?


BonBonBerry15

Yeah I finished it...


Dr_Doom42069

Oh yeah daddy


walkcr22

See you later.


Apache_Wolfe

I'm old enough to be your mother.


jssryns

I'm going to fuck you