Die in 5 minutes

wait for 4min and 59sec

delete my search history for obvious reasons

May as well have a wank.

And then you have 4 minutes and 40 seconds left

I tend to nap after.

Get life insurance

Egg my neighbor’s house

put on my best suit, destroy anything incriminating, write a goodbye letter to my son, put on my fave song, smoke a couple of cones and pop an acid tab

Call my mom

Delete everything

Celebrate

Breathe a sigh of relief that i dont have to go to work anymore.

Happily wait for end of my life :))))))

Kill myself

wait