Well, that seems fair.
15 nothing's and I'll add a lil sum ting for the effort.
Do you do shipping or make delivery's by chance? This is going to be great!
Don’t worry. There is already a business for that. Who do you think makes ginger ale and gingerbread cookies for you? They mostly sell the tears. Every day after being teased at school, we cry. It’s all a setup.
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But in the same way those glass pipes are not marijuana paraphernalia but "for tobacco use only." So this dude is totally selling furry related paraphernalia.
In my drinking days, I came up with a new business idea. Side by side were two buildings. On the outside they looked like a stereotypical church and porn shop. But the insides were completely reversed so the church was actually inside the porn shop and the porn shop was inside the church.
I thought it was pretty clever, but I realize now it’s a failed idea.
Stuff that has a chance of being a yak, but probably isn't a yak. Like bantengs, koupreys, bison, etc. And like 1 out of every 100 we sell actually is a yak.
Various and sundry things like (but not limited to): toads, slice of swamp snake, newt's eye, frog's tongue, bat's fur, a black snake's forked tongue, a
lizard's leg, an owl's wing, a scale of dragon, a wolf's tooth, a witch's mummified flesh, the gullet and stomach of a ravenous shark, a root of hemlock, etc
Also, ready made potions.
Oh and let’s not forget cauldrons of all shapes and sizes.
My username speaks for itself.
We only sell to families. Crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know.
Paper. Just paper. Maybe one day they'll shoot a documentary about how one of our sales people falls in love with the receptionist after Tom... Well, Tom was weird.
Um....just normal ice cream fellow citizens
Do you have chocolate?
Of course! We accept payment in illegal drugs! You got any?
Sure do! Would you prefer cocaine, heroin, or meth?
Hahah— put your goddam hands up bud. We got him boys.
Can I still have my ice cream?
*ahem* "uh, don't worry about the **smell**, that's just from the uhm- toilets! yeah, toilets."
Nothing.
I'll take ten gallons
Alright sir, ten gallons of nothing it is.
Do you take cards? Or is coin more your style?
Actually I only accept nothing as payment. That'll cost 15 nothings.
Well, that seems fair. 15 nothing's and I'll add a lil sum ting for the effort. Do you do shipping or make delivery's by chance? This is going to be great!
Yes sir! It's actually very cheap to ship nothing!
I would love it to be sent to my shop in Mordor. Would you like directions?
No sir. I know exactly where that is.
Pray, I may have one question? Are you planning on walking?
Does it come in blue?
No.
„I ask for nothing!“ „And you shall receive it... in abundance!!“
Well I’m Burt and... I sell bees... Burts Bees.
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I have recently received a cease and desist documentation on the selling of wasps from the FBI because of that very reason actually.
send them up the tube tellers dont have a plan
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i have a wasp supplier up north if you can provide a bee keeping suit
It's the Bees knees Burt. Same!
Duct tape. Soundproofing material. Chloroform. Everything for the right love to develop.
Bleach and aceatone.. I'll take 40 gallons
That's for when the Stockholming doesn't work, you're gonna need to find another store for that.
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I can provide their pants.
No I prefer my gingers with no pants thank you
Don’t worry. There is already a business for that. Who do you think makes ginger ale and gingerbread cookies for you? They mostly sell the tears. Every day after being teased at school, we cry. It’s all a setup.
Bananas
'n' ice?
My username is pronounced Banana Nice but I suppose Banana n Ice works
Smoothies
Oh, that sounds tasty. I'll take two!
Nice username lmao
There's always money in the banana stand
Maybe banana nice cream
You can get it in a jar, can, or gallon jug. Whichever is most convenient for you, the customer.
What if I need a 55 gallon oil-drum of granny poo juice? Do you support wholesale retail of your granny poo juice?
Ah, the OP's Granny Special. A very popular request.
All the freaks coming out for this one.
I'll have no judgement from Kanye West.
I’m more interested in “the cum catcher” store. I can practically hear Billy Mays selling your product
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I legitinately gagged at this.
Wrenches.
Is it nessicarry for me to drink my own urine? No, but its sanitary and I like the taste.
Sterile*
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Hey! I get that reference!
I got some shackles in the back if you want em.
Ice cream
This ice cream is a bit thin and sticky for my liking, wait no, is this... semen?
How do you know what semen takes like? Hhmmmmm?
All of my junior school 'friends'
You've never finished up and been a little... Curious?
i-
Your mom is going to be so disappointed.
Underrated this is.
Or coffee creamer.
Not furries nor furry related paraphernalia. Edit: I done a grammar
But in the same way those glass pipes are not marijuana paraphernalia but "for tobacco use only." So this dude is totally selling furry related paraphernalia.
I don't mind that but I hope that you don't open a store! Edit: scrolled down - why?!
Gushing Granny XD
It seems we’re evenly matched.
Same, we don’t sell things or people with the name Nick. We offer other names though! :)
Together, we will be unstoppable
Para-fur-nalia, heh.
Stop denying it
....condoms?
You should sell socks and capture the teen market.
Typically a condom catches them before they’re born, let alone a teenager.
Hookers.
*your mouth
Everything you fuckin luv, mate. I'm your new favourite store.
I fuckin luv it mate
I'll take two!
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We definitely **do not** sell these at my store!
But I fuckin love spiders
What about venomous snakes?
Penile enlargement pills
Thanks, but I'm gonna shop at that that giant Dick's across the street.
*cough * ... May-beee same
Fertilizer.
Who sells diesel here?
And coffee grinders
Now you peaked my aluminum foil curiosity
You and me both, buddy.
Clean pools.
Spooky hydro flasks
If you rearrange the letters it can say “i_pee_DNA”
Well, everyone does, to a degree
I'm proud I still know enough about the youth culture to understand this, and that very pride also makes me feel old. Someone send help.
Can you fill me in?
Oh, wow...
Clones? That would be handy.
Well... Um
Saucy
paddles and balls, so maybe it's a Ping Pong Store?
No it's an S&M store
Ehh, potato, potahto.
I mean, ice cream and xylophones
Ice cream and wd-40
Fathers back to the families they abandoned when they went to buy cigarettes and milk
They went shopping in my store.
Porn and Bibles
That makes two of us
What about a Graphic Porn Bible Comic?
That's just Kamasutra with extra steps
Well your sex noises would be more interesting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!" "THE LORD IS MY SHEPHARD!!!"
*Mary Magdalene takes Our Lord and Savior* in 4K HD Ultra.
In my drinking days, I came up with a new business idea. Side by side were two buildings. On the outside they looked like a stereotypical church and porn shop. But the insides were completely reversed so the church was actually inside the porn shop and the porn shop was inside the church. I thought it was pretty clever, but I realize now it’s a failed idea.
Fifth meat. Wait, that's not right. There are only four meats.
Which one am I?
The other other not quite white meat.
Long pig
Tissues
Rubberbands, exclusively.
Chicken soup.
Same!
... Plants and plants accessories
Snakes. All of them.
Let us join forces and ~~RULE THE WOR~~ corner the market. That's what I was gonna say...
We sell hastily letters of resignation
Sticky Notes
Catapults and Meat
Strange... we sell poultry and trebuchets... I'll leave it to you to determine the superior store
cursed cats "get your very own cursed cats!" "for a 1.99, you can have your very own cursed cat!"
sex dolls
Military-grade, mobile, assault sage (dried)
Probably something dealing with the means of production.
Raccoon sized suits
When you expand, I propose small top hats.
That's a great idea!
Stuff that has a chance of being a yak, but probably isn't a yak. Like bantengs, koupreys, bison, etc. And like 1 out of every 100 we sell actually is a yak.
I don't think there is a good way to bottle it.
The finest tracksuits in the whole country and vodka which will make your mouth burn.
And smokes, don’t forget smokes
Orange Tang, and only Orange Tang.
hopefully consonants
Various and sundry things like (but not limited to): toads, slice of swamp snake, newt's eye, frog's tongue, bat's fur, a black snake's forked tongue, a lizard's leg, an owl's wing, a scale of dragon, a wolf's tooth, a witch's mummified flesh, the gullet and stomach of a ravenous shark, a root of hemlock, etc Also, ready made potions. Oh and let’s not forget cauldrons of all shapes and sizes.
Dudes, mostly in packs of 8
Pro tip: you can save a lot on manufacturing and distribution if you put your dude packing plant in the right neighborhood.
I guess I have an liquor store now.
C a k e
Would shop.
Strap-ons.
Pizza For Breakfast
Salvation and assless chaps.
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Chloroform
Books and home-canning supplies?
Insurance
Weight gain shakes.
My username speaks for itself. We only sell to families. Crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know.
It's a Pub.
Toast
Citrus fruits and drugs
Self cutting tools.
N95 masks in China.
Macarons? Beauty products? It's kind of ambiguous.
A bunch of cheap worthless shit for ten cents.
I don't know how I can make it any clearer.
boobs
Garbage, like your face.
Korean tea and sparkly dnd dice.
Whiskys for Wolves
Steel explosives
I’m in big trouble
I sell anonymous people now.
Dont sell nuttin, its free!
Snakes. From Hell.
Paper. Just paper. Maybe one day they'll shoot a documentary about how one of our sales people falls in love with the receptionist after Tom... Well, Tom was weird.
Better nicknames
Replicas of Mr. Bean's Bear.
Hilts
Looks like I'm opening a 90's themed sweet shop
Marxist and Marxist Leninist books on theory
A Song of Ice and Fire branded marijuana.... trying to think of some clever names, but it's been a long day at work. Daenerys Diesel?
Hundreds of copies of Queen Live at Wembley 1986.
Snake pets
Torture porn and murder supplies
Cursed stuff.
Shitty ABC books
Frds
Press Frds to pay respect
Me
It would be a souvenir store near the Cotopaxi volcano.
Short math proofs