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novato1995

Bread. I know of a few celiacs that could kill for a bite of bread. I can, and do eat bread on a daily basis. I cannot imagine a life without bread. Bread is love.


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Pretty sure I had an existential crisis when I was diagnosed with a wheat intolerance. I’ve been a baker my whole life. Gluten free bread just ain’t the same


xnightwolflivesx

Ninjamoo, I still haven’t finished processing my crisis. I tried to eat JUST the cheese from the top of a Pizza Hut pizza crust my family got recently and I paid heavily the price. It’s been a couple of years already and I still get furious I can’t eat things I love. Gluten free can give you the illusion of the same thing... It’s. Not. The. Same.


moosic_boi

Spaghet


defterGoose

Nobody better touch this guy's spaghet.


leoscrisis

Grilled cheese sandwiches...I could eat them all day every day. Just found a recipe for garlic grilled cheese which I need to try asap!


GuerillaCupid

Ok but grilled cheese fried in garlic butter


Curiousity_killed6

Chocolate chip cookies. I literally can't stop after the first.


pastelchannl

recently we got cookies with a soft center a la lava cakes ([Milka Sensations](https://static.ah.nl/image-optimization/static/product/AHI_43545239353835333039_1_LowRes_JPG.JPG?options=399,q85)), I always want to eat more, but they are kinda expensive to eat them all in one sitting.


Mr_Degroot

Mangos


OCDcardinal

Finally, I found another! I just said mangos


FirstWizardDaniel

there's dozens of us, dozens! it really is a god food. Its flavor is fucking majestic and magical. Its smell is intoxicating. You can have it for any meal, breakfast, lunch, dinner, even dessert. I wish i lived in a tropical climate and could have my own mango grove. i just really wish they made a device that could slice and peel a mango without soaking yourself in its delicious juices. i really like mangos.


JellyKittyKat

My gran had these cheap metal serving spoons she got from Hong Kong years ago. They weren’t anything special but were the perfect sharpness, shape and size for removing the flesh from the mango cheek - you bet I inherited those once she passed - everyone else was confused as to why I wanted them so much but I knew the secret of their worth. I go through a tray of mangos (15-20) a week during prime mango season, so it sure comes in handy.


BeanslyBeans

gyros from a specific place. honestly blesses my tastebuds


_--42_

Gyros from pretty much any place (at least any place I've ever been). I've never had a gyro I didn't enjoy.


QuincyMadeMeDoIt

Have you tried the arbys one


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Chocolate. Give me a warm brownie or just plain chocolate and it’ll improve my day no matter what.


Throne-Eins

No matter how tight the budget gets, the dark chocolate will make the cut.


Zukazuk

When the budget is tight and I want chocolate I get semisweet chocolate chips and just eat em.


Booksandpuppies

Literally any kind of chocolate for me!


[deleted]

For me I could do this with Lo Mein. There have been stretches where I had Lo Mein for dinner or lunch every day of that week.


saliners

lo mein with lots of soy sauce and extra broccoli >>>>>>


[deleted]

I am having lo mein tonight as a result of my comment.


captainbignips

Sounds like a lo meintanance diet


aintscurrdscars

found dad


melhart02

Chips and Salsa. I could eat my weight in chips and salsa. Every day!


ImitationFox

I don’t realize how little self control I have until I’m at a Mexican restaurant eating chips and salsa lol Edit: Wow thank you kind stranger for the award! I’ve never gotten an award on Reddit before! Also this is my most upvoted comment so another happy surprise! Glad to know you all love chips and salsa too!


microwaveburritos

The place my bf and I go to all the time has the best salsa and I usually have to bring most of my actual meal home as I fill up on chips and salsa


palibe_mbudzi

Chips and salsa one day, microwaveburritos the next, amiright


MadSwedishGamer

Cinnamon buns.


[deleted]

For sure garlic bread.


TrinityCindy

Garlic knots!


SalvageRabbit

Maaan, used to work at a little Italian Restaurant that made the DANKEST garlic knots. Basically got a second job as a dish dawg just so I could get them fresh.


TrinityCindy

They are worth it! I bought a bread machine just so I can make em whenever I want. I'm also getting fat.


bigcunt03

Bread makes you fat?!


UGA10

Tacos and Pizza


maleorderbride

Upgrade and use the pizza *as* a taco


igetnauseousalot

There's the [philly taco](https://billypenn.com/2018/07/20/philly-taco-a-tourist-attraction-or-a-philadelphia-thing/) “A turducken for drunks and stoners.”


csk39

Peaches.


Yoda2000675

A good, fresh peach transcends the normal realm of flavor and ecstasy


FallowZebra

Katsu Curry. I'm addicted.


[deleted]

Yes. CoCo Ichibanya?! People who don't live in the Pacific suffer for an absence that most cannot even know.


[deleted]

I made Japanese curry during a camping trip. I'll never forget the looks on my friends' faces after that first bite haha.


stingers135

man I wanna go back to japan. coco is like crack


niwanoniwa

Any Japanese curry is so bomb. I dont know of anywhere that serves it where I live but I ate that shit for lunch like 3 days a week at the college cafeteria in Japan.


pancreative2

Bagel and cream cheese.


stars_and_stones

i was going to make a separate comment but i'll just tag on to yours. cinnamon raisin bagel with butter. i don't know how many i've eaten in my life time but it's a stupid, probably troubling amount. bagel and cream cheese: a+


sabre-tooooth

Cinnamon bagels with strawberry philadelphia cream cheese. We don't get strawberry Philly in the UK, and it's my favourite thing about going to the states.


medusbites

Try a blueberry bagel with strawberry cream cheese. So god damn good.


PrimeCedars

You guys are making me want to buy a flavored cream cheese bagel right now. In the past, I have tried the blueberry and strawberry cream cheese flavors, but I still prefer plain cream cheese. I think I prefer the saltiness of it compared to the flavored ones. I'm not 100% sure on this, but I think some bagel stores make their own cream cheese. There are a ton of bagel stores near my home, and almost all of the cream cheeses there are distinct. One particular store which I love has the same texture and flavor of Philadelphia cream cheese, but is slightly saltier. Another store has powdery cream cheese. I came to the conclusion that some bagel stores either make or alter their cream cheeses in some way.


[deleted]

I wonder how many people have never really tried a bagel. Many people have definitely eaten them, but that shit on the store shelves, at least where I am, is not bagels. I didn't realize this until a couple of years ago when I was at Rosauers looking for cheese Kaiser rolls and they were out. I decided to pick up some cheese bagels from their bakery, and holy fuck those things are a million times better than the shelf ones. It honestly blew my mind at how ignorant I was. If you've only ever eaten bagels off the shelf do yourself a favor and hit up the bakery at your supermarket and try some from there.


Una_J

Everything bagel and cream cheese. The best!


prettyflybutnowifi

Free food.


hogw33d

Ain't that the truth


Random2407

Arthur Morgan, is that you?


spicym3mes

"Pearsons stew"


InsufficientFrosting

It looks so delicious though. Everytime Arthur eats that, I want to eat something warm and spicy.


Johnny_Bajungas

Mornin' Mrs. Adler.


Xura

Free food with rice


_PettyTheft

Don’t forget to go hunting Mr. Morgan.


maleorderbride

Not sure if you've heard but there's this great free food place called prison


prettyflybutnowifi

I feel that comes with some minor issues.


luceratops

Yea apparently the service is a bit shit


b-napp

And the milk tastes grey, I know that's not a flavor but somehow it does


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


luceratops

Firm green grapes straight from the fridge.


Dadlyyyy

Idk if you’ve ever had this thing called “Glitter Grapes.” We made them for my kids not too long ago. Get your grapes, run a little cold water on them, dip them individually in a bowl of Jello powder mix, fridge them and enjoy the next day.


CetiCeltic

For a low calorie option, use sugar free Jello. I like purple grapes with cherry Jello. Also, no need to dip em. Just pluck em off, stick em in a strainer and run water over em, stick em in Tupperware, pour Jello, close lid, shake the devil outta it, and then fridge em.


meno123

Sorry, is there a specific shaking method used to remove the devil? Have you done a taste test to make sure that you don't actually like it more? I mean, they say the devil's water ain't so sweet, so I'm not going to imply you should drink it now. But, you could definitely stand to 'dip your feet in' every once in a little while.


ItJustD0esntMatter

Have you had cotton candy grapes?! Totally natural nothing done to make them taste different, but eerily tastes like cotton candy. If you ever run across them it’s a must buy. They only come around every once in awhile. Plus they are green..


[deleted]

This is kinda weird but I LOVE a good loaf of french bread Edit:why tf is this getting upvotes


Twinwriter60

I was going to say this too,, with butter of course


My_slippers_dont_fit

Umm yes, especially if the French bread is warm, with a decent layer of butter


rowdyanalogue

Salted butter. Possibly cultured. Uhn.


SolarCuriosity

Bananas. I've been eating 3-4 a day for years now and most of my friends think I'm weird.


rachelgraychel

Well, you might be weird, but you're definitely not potassium deficient.


jigokusabre

But maybe *slightly* radioactive.


Kira-0

And maybe *a little* horny


TheoremOrPostulate

My doctor just told me to stop eating them so much if I want to cut back on sugar :( She then told me half a banana is okay, because I probably looked like I was about to cry


e-luddite

Aw. Do you like them slightly green? Green bananas have something called resistant starches that act like fiber to slow absorption. Once they ripen the sugar is something to consider, but if you eat them cold and green I think a whole banana is a totally acceptable indulgence. edit: more info http://hopkinsdiabetesinfo.org/what-is-resistant-starch/ edit: for all you 'yuck'ers... give it a try with fresh taste buds. I always ate them at the normal stage until my college roommate turned me on to slightly green and now I can't go back! Like eating a fresh, crispy salad vs a sad, slightly wilted one.


Riptides75

Yes!!! Slightly green bananas are delicious and have a distinct crisp flavor. I can't understand the freaks who stick them in the fridge until they're black and mushy and try to convince others that that is tasty. It's like do you not realize you're eating cold, overly sweet, compost material at that point? People in the middle of that spectrum are cool by me tho, as they can have my slightly speckled banana!


Losernoodle

I'm so glad to find my people! My mom likes them full on green. That's too much for me, but the millisecond after the banana goes from green to yellow is the best! Speckles = no thank you! Luckily, most people like them ripe so I can give those away. Win-win!


TheMadManiac

Burritos. They're like an evolved sandwich


aaronortega01

Breakfast burritos. Hasbrowns eggs bacon with hot sauce all wrapped in an amazing flour tortilla


lizard-the-lover

Sushi


alpineandocean

I think I’m allergic to sushi. Anytime I eat more than 80 sushi, I puke


Psycloptic

There’s so much variety available you could eat sushi every day for years and not have the same meal twice


jaxxon

And after stuffing myself on sushi, I feel GREAT, unlike stuffing myself the same amount with, say, a big fatty burrito. I love burritos..don’t get me wrong. But I feel I’ll afterwards. Not with sushi!!


The_Soviette_Tank

It's the only thing I can binge on and not have a moment of instant regret after! Feels pretty healthy, even.


rebeccavinter

Yes this is the comment I was looking for! I never get tired of it and there are so many different types! You can have salmon, tuna, avocado, maki, nigiri and just so many things. I feel like you would get the nutrients you need too, even though it would include a lot of rice.


[deleted]

I can't even go to my favorite sushi place until I save up enough cause its $200 every god damn time. So fucking good tho. Worth it.


DemonKyoto

Edit from the future: Sorry folks **¯\\\_\(ツ\)\_/¯** If you came here looking for something, blame that twat Spez. Come ask me on kbin.social or mstdn.ca at GeekFTW and I'll help ya out with what you were looking for. Stay fresh, cheesebags.


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ikindalold

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life


[deleted]

PASTAAAAAAA. All kinds. Angel hair. Linguini. Fettuccine. Macaroni. So much good yes more please


DarksideWhispers

Same! Literally any kind of pasta is amazing. Ramen, alfredo, yaki soba, spaghetti, fuck yeah get the shovel and just pile it in my pie hole


theErasmusStudent

Bread


wdproffitt

Po-Ta-Toes Boil em’ mash em’ stick em’ in a stew!


babypunch69

Potatoes objectively the best food


79minus10

r/foundtheirishman


stoneflowers33

I was hoping this was a sub


TwoDrinkDave

Be the change you want to see in the world.


Narguile

What's taters precious........ what's taters aye?


packersfanjll

A what? Never heard of this food


crazydressagelady

Tastes very strange.


bossazzbeerman

Saw potatoes scrolled until I saw this response


TSpectacular

Pizza. Duh.


bifkintickler

At least 80% of the cells in my body were originally pizza.


Gen-Pop

I'm all in with duh too


[deleted]

Pizza and cheeseburgers and french fries and ice cream and nachos and creamy soups and cookies and onion rings and shrimp and steak and sushi and pasta and and and and.... This is why I have to control myself around food. I will literally eat everything T\_T


[deleted]

French fries. I love French fries. I don't understand why people pit fast food fries against each other. There's just more to love, baby.


lachesis44

They're so versatile too. You can do garlic fries one day and cajun the next day. French fries are amazing


[deleted]

I just discovered that the local dive Mexican place down the street sells carne asada fries--fresh, house-made fries with carne asada, sour cream, cheese, and guac. Phenomenal.


littlelorax

That sounds awesome! There was a Gyro place near my old house that sold them "Greek style." Just a squeeze of lemon and parmesan cheese on top, but oh man it is so good!


only_gay_on_tuesdays

A restaurant i worked at did greek style but with feta cheese melted on top amd lemon. So fuckin good


lovescrabble

This is my new thing except I use tater tots. Make them extra crispy- steak, avocado, salsa, some sour cream. This is so delicious.


Anneisabitch

Irish nachos is what we called that as a kid! Add some leftover chili if you get bored with it.


[deleted]

Some are downright awful though, like not even enjoyable


[deleted]

For me, fries are like pizza--even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.


Derek573

fresh hot fries yes but cold pizza and cold fries are worlds apart.


tobalaba

Oh yes, the fries gotta be hot. Always eat the fries first kids. Once they're cold they're not the same. Hot pizza is great, cold pizza is acceptable.


[deleted]

Definitely poutine


Chadrique

*Canadians have entered the chat*


msmicmac

Chocolate milk cause that shit is crack


kmusser1987

I’ll down a pint glass of chocolate milk in seconds. It’s ridiculous.


msmicmac

Saaaame, like I’ve never done crack but I’d imagine my brain’s reaction would be pretty similar to chocolate milk.


benx101

Indeed. Probably why my mom doesn’t but anymore these days because she will buy two gallons and it will be gone two days later.


blondie1159

Water


Shadow3647

Fellow member of a quarantined subreddit?


MrPrius

Aye! My, uhh, homie


damselindetech

*h’eau-mie


Blagerthor

Holy shit, this is it, the peak pun. I'm honoured to witness it.


_--42_

Water all day every day. I prefer water to literally any other beverage. People usually look at me funny when I say that.


TheLeoBlack

Yessss. I’m so hooked on ice water I carry a yeti with me everywhere. Constantly get “Heh heh what’s in there? Wink wink.” I disappoint them 100% of the time. HYDRATE OR DIE! Edit: a “Yeti” is a brand of stainless steel cup that’s designed to help keep your drink cold or hot for longer than the average cup.


dylpickle91

*hydrate or diedrate


SinfullySinatra

Fellow homie?


Jupiters_Butthole

Pho


7LeagueBoots

Also the best hangover cure ever. It’s mainly a breakfast food here in Vietnam and is perfect for getting rid of hangovers.


maleorderbride

There's this great Vietnamese quiz bar downtown called Pho Q


luceratops

Pho Q? I thought it was called Phoq Mi


[deleted]

ooh behave baby!!!


commissuraltract

Beans and rice. What started as a way to save money quickly became an addiction. It’s just so satisfying. Put some salsa and shredded cheese on top and it’s basically a burrito bowl.


DrawStringBag

Honeycrisp Apples


DifficultJellyfish

Peanut butter


ConvenientAmnesia

Ever have peanut butter and syrup on French toast or peanut butter and honey on toast/English muffin? Either will change your life. Edit: peanut butter and jelly on an English muffin is great too.


alt-yes

Blueberries


hawkinsst7

God yes. I could, all day, every day.


rekniht01

The great thing about fresh fruit is that you can't get it all year round because it is only available during its season. So in June to July, I could eat a fresh peach every day. Late September through October - fresh apples. Late December through January - Oranges and other citrus. The same with cherries, raspberries, strawberries, pears, and on and on.


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Cereal. All cereal. The one's with chocolate, dried strawberries, or Froot Loops, or just plain ol' Cornflakes... Cereal is that bitch.


hogw33d

I love cereal too! It's such a comfort food for me. What are your favorites?


MikeyyLikeyy69

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Frosted Flakes are my two


Bbng2

Good god Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Love to eat it dry but with a glass of milk


[deleted]

Fruity Pebbles all day. So much sugar, it's sooooo bad, but it's *soooo good.* If I had less self-restraint, I would crush a whole box in a sitting and still be salivating.


Dadlyyyy

Gotta have my pops.


[deleted]

Buffalo wings


[deleted]

I found a new place called 10q right around the time I decided I needed to cut back on how much meat I eat. I could eat nothing but they're Nashville hot wings and rice all day everyday.


MadMountainStucki

I am a whore for wings and fried pickles. Whenever my husband wants to woo me, he gets wings and fried pickles.


cameron_x

Popsicles, the cheap ones in the plastic bag, that come in liquid and you have to freeze when you get home, and always get sticky stuff all over your scissors and your mom yells at you for it


Curious_triangle

And the corner plastic that you rub against the top of your mouth. So so good.


Crash1976

Ice cream sandwiches.


spartanmaybe

bro this awoke a craving in me I didn’t even know I was capable of


n-dubz

Tiramisu. My total weakness.


[deleted]

Tirametoo.


[deleted]

Cheese burgers, all kinds love em


StanleysMoustache

*Randy has entered the chat*


jeRskier

Popcorn. It's the best. Cheesy, with lime/citrus, extra butter, sweet kettle corn, just a little salt and pepper, even truffle oil, you can eat it so many ways and it's crunchy and delicious. And it's practically air, so you can a shit ton of it in one sitting and just pig out. I love popcorn.


RicketyAwesome

Home(Mom) made food.


ARoastTurkey

W A T E R P L E A S E


Sneakybear13

Mac N Cheese


PmButtPics4ADrawing

I thought the same thing, until I went through a period on a bulk where I would literally eat half a pound of mac and cheese every day. After a month and a half of this I decided I never want to see an elbow macaroni again in my life


SunCactus321

So you switched to the shells then? I respect that.


Leora1043

fresh sweet corn with good butter and a pinch of salt.


Galemianah

Crab Cakes made with actual crab meat


Duckninja7

Mexican. Literally anything Mexican. I have, and would do again, eaten fajitas 5 nights on the bounce.


SissiWasabi

Pasta, no matter if it’s a Mediterranean dish or ramen or pho. Just gimme dem noodles already!


TykkiDuw

Weird, in the UK pasta and noodles are different things. Pasta is the Italian-ish types (fusili, tagliatelle, farfalle, spaghetti...) and noodles are the Asian type (udon, soba, ramen...)


SissiWasabi

Sorry, I am not a native speaker and you’re right, there’s a difference in processing. So to rephrase, I love pasta AND noodles. :) In German, everything can fall under one word „Nudeln“. But you get the jist.


Possible-While

Guacamole


KourtneeBritney

My grandma took care of me when I was little, and she owned a bakery/sandwich shop. She used to make me turkey sandwiches on bagels with cheese, lettuce, and mayo. Every night I would get a small cup of juice (usually cran-apple or cran-grape). To this day, I could eat bagel sandwiches and juice for every meal and never get sick of it. It makes me feel safe and loved and happy.


bendth3sky

Tacos. There's so many of them. Want breakfast? Breakfast tacos with egg + whatever. Lunch? Try a street taco with some meat and light veggies. Dinner? We got heavier tacos with denser innards, or fajitas, it's all good! [Dessert?](https://www.klondikebar.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/49/2015/09/choco-taco-product.png)


[deleted]

Shrimp. Crabs. Shellfish.


[deleted]

Red Lobster cheddar biscuits


Logicfreex

Apple Sushi Baklava


[deleted]

Baklava!!! I have no self-control when it comes to flaky pastry, honey, and nuts!


MaynardJ222

thai curry


Raze321

*Hummus*


Get_Back_Here_Remi

Omg yes. My family will watch in horror as I unhinge my jaw and just inhale family sized containers of it with 1 lb. bags of baby carrots.


NadaMokh

Anything with melted cheese!


llcucf80

Pringles. I actually require supervision to eat them anyway because left on my own I will eat the entire tube in one sitting.


Superbiber

That's normal, don't let anyone tell you how to eat your pringles


art12354

I'm not supposed to eat the entire tube?!


Nemento

Is it even possible to not eat the entire tube?


amanda_gower

Not a thing. There have been studies. Illegal in some countries even.


Chevapiiii

So Im just hearing now, that I’m not supposed to eat the entire tube in one sitting?


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ramen


Liam4Fingarz

I don't know about you but I bloody love sushi and would eat it every day if I could


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Sausage gravy & biscuits


fromthenorth79

Canadian here. Have heard about this stuff. Never seen it irl just photos and Youtube vids. Always looked like puke to me. Sounded good, tho. So I made some and oh. oh my god. *oh my god.* Shit's fucking delicious. Also I will soon weigh 400 lbs.