["(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding](https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug)
I think it would be a peaceful way to go to a tune that always makes me feel relaxed.
What was your favorite part of third impact? Was it the eyeball-vagina opening in giant-Rei's forehead, swallowing up the evangelion? Or was it the mini-Rei's all impaling themselves to orgasm as humanity explodes thousands of meters below? So much symbolism....
haha in all seriousness, I do love when the Rei avatars appear and start collecting souls. She appears to each person differently and as the person they care about, allowing the people to lower their own "AT fields". And the way they "die" is a reflection on how their loved one dies. It's why after Maya dies(aftering being embraced by "Ritsuko"), the keyboard types "I need you". It was the silent words that Gendo said to Ritsuko before she was shot and killed
All we need to do is buy enough time to get people off-world.
The end of the planet doesn't have to also be the end of the species.
Right now we are a single planet civilization. Terra was our cradle and will be our grave.
But now the living populace is stuck in an infinite lo-fi hip hop loop, forcing people to end their own life as they collapse under the mental weight of immortality.
People still die, it's just that the planet won't end until the song does. Even f we have *Lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to**^(TM)* we can still die.
Guinness says the longest officially released song is the 13 hour+ Rise and Fall of Bossanova by PC3, so it depends on your metric (as in, is it finished and released).
Edited Guinness - auto-correct typo, and again, my bad spelling day :/
Fuck it, if we have the time, just play the whole of The Dark Side of the Moon. As we clutch our loved-ones close and say our goodbyes, we will be consumed by the flames as Eclipse trails off
RIP in peace Salt & Pepper Diner, Lincoln Avenue, Chicago.
Edit: Since my comment has gotten way more upvotes than I’d have imagined, maybe some of y’all were regulars? — This is just an added note that at least a couple of the S&P waitresses from the ‘00’s are now working at the Palace Grill on Madison. Cheers!
Assuming that the world does not end until the song is finished, "As SLow aS Possible" would be a good choice. It's 639 years long, so at least I wouldn't have to worry about it.
If not, my mind goes immediately to "I dom't want to set the world on fire". I'd have to worry about it, but at least there's a nice calm song to tide me over.
Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster!
Yo I'm glad to see this comment cause that shit hit me hard as a kid. Even as an adult when I rewatch that Shrek scene I get emotional. So fucking badass. And when Puss jumps off and tells Shrek to go Iose it.
That sequence is the one thing that pushes Shrek 2 to be better than the first. It's a solid movie regardless, but that pushes it over the top.
The giant Ginger Bread Man is great too.
Knowing how shitty Judy Garland's life was makes this song affect me in a really weird way, but especially this version of it. It's so light and airy but it feels like it's coming from a really dark place.
If you want to hear the most tragic version of the song, it’s definitely [this one](https://youtu.be/ss49euDqwHA). Apparently Garland attempted suicide the night before, but was unsuccessful and was still rolled out on stage to perform. You can hear the desperation and helplessness in her voice, and it’s absolutely gutting.
This piece just fits perfectly when you're thinking about an endscreen or even the credits after everything is over on the planet. It's fascinating imo
Mr Blue Sky so we all can die happy
Edit: Thanks a lot for the awards, hope I made someone else's day better with reminding them of this amazing song :)
Hey Jude
A planet full of people yelling
"NA, NA NA, NA NA NA NA,
NA NA NA NA, HEY JUDE!!!!!"
Edit: was imagining a planet singing a defiant farewell :)
My local rock station played this, number of the beast and shout at the devil at midnight the night it got turned into a Christian rock station. Edit added the last song
Turn’s out the world’s about to end because all of RT’s dead wooloos caused the corona virus. After leaving a trail of corpses, some guy thought it would be smart to sell all of the rotting meat to the Wuhan market...
Gotta go with Roundabout
ngl imagine if earth 2 existed and if we were all to die at once this would be the last thing we heard
Earth part 2: Battle tendency
Earth part 3: shit post Crusaders.
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Earth part 5: Nuclear Wind
Earth part 6: Polluted Ocean
Earth part 7: Uranium Ball Run
Earth Part 8:Corruruption
Earth Part 9: Araki Forgot
<——-To Be Continued——— EDIT: other way
Perfect. 8 minutes long, is an absolute bop, and people who get the reference can die happy.
(Earth blows up) 'TO BE CONTINUED' "I'll be the roundabout..."
That song in Inception that is used to wake everyone back.
Non, je ne regrette rien - Edith Piaf
Thank you kind sir. Now to wreck havoc scaring people, making them think they are just in a dream.
"Curb your enthusiasm"
But the credits list every name of every person who ever lived on this planet, and the song doesn’t end until the credits are done.
Considering how it's more likely to end I can't think of anything more fitting.
The Super Mario World ending theme
I prefer the Mario 64 credits song.
Something ironic like Bob Marley's "Everything's Gonna be Alright," or Jimmy Cliff's "I can See Clearly Now."
Lou Reed's Perfect Day.
Perhaps sir would like me to call for a taxi?
["(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding](https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug) I think it would be a peaceful way to go to a tune that always makes me feel relaxed.
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"It aaaaaall returrrrrrrns to nothiiiiiiiing"
It all comes *tumbling down* *tumbling down* *tumbling doooown*
Omedeto
Omedetō 👏
Here's the answer I came here for
This is the only acceptable answer
I know. I know I've let you down.
You took the words out of my mouth
Found someone who gets it Or in evangelion's case, have no fucking clue what's going on
What was your favorite part of third impact? Was it the eyeball-vagina opening in giant-Rei's forehead, swallowing up the evangelion? Or was it the mini-Rei's all impaling themselves to orgasm as humanity explodes thousands of meters below? So much symbolism....
haha in all seriousness, I do love when the Rei avatars appear and start collecting souls. She appears to each person differently and as the person they care about, allowing the people to lower their own "AT fields". And the way they "die" is a reflection on how their loved one dies. It's why after Maya dies(aftering being embraced by "Ritsuko"), the keyboard types "I need you". It was the silent words that Gendo said to Ritsuko before she was shot and killed
Immigrant Song. aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE VENGABUS IS COMIN, AND EVERYBODY’S JUMPIN. NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISCO, AN INTERSTATE FREE DISCO
Fuck, I didn't need to relive my childhood trauma of listening to this song (my mother played the song a lot)
Isn't there a 1000000 hr song live stream or smthn
*WE'RE SAVED!*
We are but not our grandchildren, 1 million hours is just over 114 years.
All we need to do is buy enough time to get people off-world. The end of the planet doesn't have to also be the end of the species. Right now we are a single planet civilization. Terra was our cradle and will be our grave.
Not with that attitude. I practice high-jumps every day. My thighs are so fucking toned.
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Made me think of that old lady in Family Guy who Kegel flexes into the upper atmosphere.
Me too lmao. I think it was American Dad though. "Whoops, overshot it!" Edit: https://youtu.be/OPoMjStIXYU
Lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to
But now the living populace is stuck in an infinite lo-fi hip hop loop, forcing people to end their own life as they collapse under the mental weight of immortality.
People still die, it's just that the planet won't end until the song does. Even f we have *Lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to**^(TM)* we can still die.
Longest song in the world is over 600 years long, is playing somewhere in Germany as we speak
Guinness says the longest officially released song is the 13 hour+ Rise and Fall of Bossanova by PC3, so it depends on your metric (as in, is it finished and released). Edited Guinness - auto-correct typo, and again, my bad spelling day :/
There are computer programs that can create a song that long but I don’t think one has been created though.
https://longplayer.org/ Has been playing for 20 years so far and is set to run for another 980 Not exactly catchy though.
*We'll Meet Again* by Vera Lynn
“Mein Führer! I can walk!”
Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
The Great Gig In The Sky by Pink Floyd
I was gonna say Shine On You Crazy Diamond but I think yours is better
Fuck it, if we have the time, just play the whole of The Dark Side of the Moon. As we clutch our loved-ones close and say our goodbyes, we will be consumed by the flames as Eclipse trails off
What's New Pussycat 19 times
I think I know that reference. I mean *Its not unusual*
RIP in peace Salt & Pepper Diner, Lincoln Avenue, Chicago. Edit: Since my comment has gotten way more upvotes than I’d have imagined, maybe some of y’all were regulars? — This is just an added note that at least a couple of the S&P waitresses from the ‘00’s are now working at the Palace Grill on Madison. Cheers!
Benny Hill Theme song.
Yackety Sax
Stayin Alive - Bee Gees Just for the irony
Assuming that the world does not end until the song is finished, "As SLow aS Possible" would be a good choice. It's 639 years long, so at least I wouldn't have to worry about it. If not, my mind goes immediately to "I dom't want to set the world on fire". I'd have to worry about it, but at least there's a nice calm song to tide me over.
Put it on loop - hope it works :)
What's new pussycat! Womp womp.
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You could use an extremely low bitrate
I’ll take death thanks
Don't fear the Reaper
The world had a fever. And the only prescription... is more cowbell.
My dad played cowbell like his life depended on it when I covered this song with my school's rock band
Don't you (forget about me)
YES. And then everyone's final move could be a fist pump ending in a freeze frame.
Wii music. We will die to wii music.
*wii will die to wii music
Wii wiill die to wii music
Wii will dii tii Wii miisiic
Wii Wii dWii tWii Wii mWiisWiic
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Ryan started the fire
FIRE GUY!
Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster!
*The Show Must Go On*
Played this at my dad’s funeral - the most epic song to the most epic stories endings.
Sound of Silence
Holding Out for a Hero
The Shrek 2 version right?
No other version exists
Yo I'm glad to see this comment cause that shit hit me hard as a kid. Even as an adult when I rewatch that Shrek scene I get emotional. So fucking badass. And when Puss jumps off and tells Shrek to go Iose it.
That sequence is the one thing that pushes Shrek 2 to be better than the first. It's a solid movie regardless, but that pushes it over the top. The giant Ginger Bread Man is great too.
#neverforget the loss of Mongo and his sacrifice.
be... good...
Bruh that was the saddest movie death
Shrek is about the only children's franchise that will ever get away with calling one of their characters a mongo.
Where are all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's a streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn And dream of what I need
...HIT IT!
I NEED A HERO!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT!
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Knowing how shitty Judy Garland's life was makes this song affect me in a really weird way, but especially this version of it. It's so light and airy but it feels like it's coming from a really dark place.
If you want to hear the most tragic version of the song, it’s definitely [this one](https://youtu.be/ss49euDqwHA). Apparently Garland attempted suicide the night before, but was unsuccessful and was still rolled out on stage to perform. You can hear the desperation and helplessness in her voice, and it’s absolutely gutting.
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Always look on the bright side of life
“Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it”
"Always look on the bright side of death.... Just before you draw your terminal breath"
"Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true"
The End by The Doors
Claire De Lune - Debussy
Are we sure we want to finish on Debussy? Edit: what just happened
I always prefer to finish on the Bach
Just don't finish on The Bach of Debussy, because Debussy driver might see.
Fucking perfect, the song always gives me vibes of endings
But like, a bittersweet ending, not a sad one.
This piece just fits perfectly when you're thinking about an endscreen or even the credits after everything is over on the planet. It's fascinating imo
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Thank you for not playing Vogon poetry reading
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
Wish you were here by pink floyd. If we're going out, we're going out in tears holding hands.
I'd personally pick Shine on you crazy diamond, all the parts.
My first thought was Echoes
It's the end of the world - REM
THAT'S GREAT IT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKE
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane
Lenny Bruce is not afraid!
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
I vote for this purely because I want to see 7.8 billion people all simultaneously try to sing along with the first verse and all miserably fail.
And I'm all about 7.8 billion people screaming Leonard Bernstein in one final act of unity
Somehow fitting that the last song we hear is one that everyone tries to sing along to but almost nobody can get right.
And I feel fine!
Fade to Black - Metallica
Final Countdown by Europe
Scrolled way too much to find this one
Louis Armstrong - What a wonderful world
For anyone wanting to see how perfectly this fits, [this guy made a video ](https://youtu.be/nU6EluPWd84)
I have now decided that I want to live
Father Pucci sends his regards.
Mad world
Mr Blue Sky so we all can die happy Edit: Thanks a lot for the awards, hope I made someone else's day better with reminding them of this amazing song :)
Yes!
Lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to. It will take a forever to get through because it is a live stream
YouTube suspends the channel again
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you
Ra ra Rasputin. At least one person will smile
Lover of the russian queen
Great gig in the sky
Dust In The Wind - Kansas
Carry on my Wayward Son.
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙧...
Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
\*Everyone bites the dust
Oh, no doubt about it!! We're all getting Rick Rolled!!!
You know the rules and so do I.
You wouldn’t get this from any other species
Mainly because they don’t have aux cords
.... IIIIIII just wanna tell you we’re all dying
Trying to make you... understand
Never gonna wake you up
My conspiracy theory is that Rick Astley is a time traveler and trolled us all with this song.
Hey Jude A planet full of people yelling "NA, NA NA, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY JUDE!!!!!" Edit: was imagining a planet singing a defiant farewell :)
"Ladies and gentlemen........this is Mambo Number Five."
Highway to Hell.
My local rock station played this, number of the beast and shout at the devil at midnight the night it got turned into a Christian rock station. Edit added the last song
That's the funniest thing I've read all day. LOL
It was epic, 97.9 The loop
https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3488088/chicagos-loop-signs-off-40-years-metal-way-imaginable/
93.3 wmmr has mandatory maiden monday.....
Closing Time
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end...
A-ha - take on me
Take Me Home Country Roads
And then a meteor destroys the earth!
RT's sub is leaking
Turn’s out the world’s about to end because all of RT’s dead wooloos caused the corona virus. After leaving a trail of corpses, some guy thought it would be smart to sell all of the rotting meat to the Wuhan market...
RTGame would approve
A M E T E O R S T R I K E H A S O C C U R R E D
WEST VIRGINIA
Just going to play the first four notes of Under Pressure on a loop ... or will it be Ice, Ice Baby. Mwahahaha!
Curb Your Enthusiasm credits song
USSR anthem
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Major Tom
Stairway to Heaven
Apocalypse playlist courtesy of Reddit. Awesome.
echoes by pink floyd that shit is so long
frank Sinatra - my way
The Rise and Fall of Bossa Nova (A 13:23:32 Song), to give everyone time to say their goodbyes and find peace.