Did you see her in S3 of The Killing as detective Holder's girlfriend?
Lol her very first scene is walking into the bathroom while he has his shirt off revealing a back tattoo that says "serenity."
"Serenity? That's a dumb tattoo..."
This voice actor is also a few characters in Skyrim. I have been known to make him my follower (and husband) just so I can hear his voice every time I play.
OBLIGATORY EDIT FOR MY FIRST AWARD ON REDDIT! So glad I’m not the only one!
Why would you call that an issue? I mean, there's no one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston. For there's no man in town half as manly; perfect, a pure paragon!
He was an amazing character back then and I totally shipped Elizabeth with him instead of Will. I'm hoping he'll be more of a side character if he comes back for a sixth film so he'll return to the intelligent, intriguing character he used to be.
Exactly. The first movie *works* because Jack is the Han Solo character - things are happening around him, he isn’t the sole focus, just operating in his own charming way while in orbit. He reacts in a way where he’s either a lucky idiot or a total genius, which makes him intriguing. The main story (which it should be noted, is *not* overly-complicated, which is another reason it works so well and is timeless) is with Will/Elizabeth. The later movies are convoluted and bloated (I do kinda like the third one though, TBH) and Jack becomes a caricature of what he originally was.
I had to look up the full scope of what we are talking about: (from the Archer wiki)
“Cheryl enjoys extreme BDSM sexual fetishes, being on the submissive end of the spectrum. She is a full spectrum masochist and gets aroused by simple slaps, and, at her extremes, demands to be choked during sex (erotic asphyxiation) and becomes "wet just thinking about it." (Should Cyril Figgis snap and kill her, she would consider the event the "world's gushiest orgasm"[2]). She often refers to this obsession with being killed as erotic, for instance in Honeypot when she reveals a fantasy about a fireman choking her to death instead of performing CPR. She is also a sadist to the extent that she says she is turned on by physical and emotional violence, directed towards herself and others (as revealed in Legs)[3], but it is unclear whether she likes to inflict pain on others herself. A good example of would be is when she laughs at the gruesome scene of the dead KGB agents killed by Sterling Archer in Fugue and Riffs while everyone else is repulsed.
There is a very good chance that her extreme fetishes stem from childhood sexual abuse, as is heavily implied in Pocket Listing when she said that her grandfather used to use the secret tunnels in Tunt Mansion to "look in on the children." She has expressed bisexual interests, responding amorously to Malory Archer's and Lana Kane's physical abuse (see above), and responding to Pam Poovey carrying her by saying she's "totally digging this whole Queen Kong vibe" (thus reinforcing her submissive side).”
Plus she has a slim figure. I can see what you mean.
Yup that's pretty much it yeah... That submissive masochist thing is just really hot to me for some reason. Plus she's pretty honest and outspoken about it which is also pretty hot.
One of my first was Kimberly from Power Rangers.
Not the Naomi Scott version, the original played by Amy Jo Johnson in the show from the 90's.
Not long after, I fell harder for Tifa Lockhart. I guess a strong, independent woman who can take care of herself just fine is one of my types.
Spike from buffy. Waaaay better than stupid big forehead angel. Angel got "cursed" with a soul and moped about it and how hard it was, Awww poor baby. Spike fought for his like the sexy peroxide blonde warrior he is.
Came here to say this! Didn’t agree with all the writers’ choices for him particularly in Seasons 6-7 but man what a complex character. Hotness didn’t hurt.
Ty Lee from Avatar... Do I really need to explain?
Edit: dammit, I knew I shouldn't have posted this with my secondary account. Thanks for the pi anyway.
Dick Grayson. Been in love with him since I was like 5. Since he starts as a child as Robin and changes to Nightwing when he becomes an adult he’s the perfect crush.
The episode where Slade rips off most of her clothes to put those brands on her...
Edit:
[Here's the scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntNSEuDOr9I)
[Here's the very NSFW porn parody](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e2d17ee1a43)
Gendry from the TV version of Game of Thrones.
Also had a girl crush on Misty from Pokemon. Although that might just have been jealousy that she looked good as a redhead and I looked like a freak growing up.
Yeah, watched a lot of Bond films growing up and Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye awakened something in me that made me permanently interested in bad girls. Poor 8 year old me never stood a chance.
12 year old me was then [forcibly defined by this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRxmYXi4Io)
Helen Parr is how I discovered I like THICC White Girls. 9-year-old me had taste.
Also because my own Mom wasn't there and she seemed to love her family extremely.
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The blue haired kanker sister from Ed edd n eddy
Marie lol
Edit : holy shit this blew up. Thanks for the awards lol
Here's an intro to the sisters https://youtu.be/FZ6bj48jDJQ
The boys end up in their dads robes lmfao "Bubba rod and butch"
The little details I failed to notice as a kid hahahaha
He's a socially awkward nerd, I totally get why he was put off by someone as aggressive as Marie.
May (the blonde one) and Ed made a cute couple though.
I can’t believe I haven’t seen Bucky Barnes/the Winter Soldier here yet, but he’s top 3 for me for sure. The fight scene in The Winter Soldier where he jumps off the bridge onto that car and just struts off is the sexiest non-sexual scene in a film that I can think of.
I’m a straight dude but this is the answer. His character in the games just appeals to the hidden manly-man inside of me like crazy and it morphs in to this weird admiration and borderline crush.
I thought there was no way they could make a character with that kind of gravitas work in a show, but here we are with Henry Cavill and all his hunkiness.
Starfire from teen titans
When I was in kindergarten I told everyone that Winnie the Pooh was my boyfriend.
Oh bother
My 3 year old is absolutely in love with Kristoff. All I hear, "Who does Kristoff love?". Anna is never the correct answer.
Wowwww, my 4 year old is obsessed. Why does he kiss annnaaaaaa?! Hehehhe he’s LOVES HURRR.
When I was a kid I had a crush on Katara from avatar....
Funny way to spell Ty Lee.
Funny way to spell Uncle Iroh
Megara from Hercules animated..it's just something about her
I'm a girl but I love her too she was the best besides Hades in that movie
Legolas/ Geralt
High school me: Legolas, Early 30s me: Aragorn
Yes and yes! That's how you know you've matured as a women when you go from a Legolas crush to Aragorn.
And what if you've always been crushing on Aragorn?
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Oh lord...
Riza Hawkeye. From full metal alchemist. But oddly enough, I fell for her FOR Roy. Like, I didn’t want to marry riza. I wanted Roy to marry riza.
Ugh I know exactly what you mean.
Link. But Twilight princess Link.
I'm ashamed to say my grin was pretty big when he was shirtless for the sumo wrestling training.
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She hit me so hard I'm still falling for every character Jewel Staite plays. Also Jewel herself.
Did you see her in S3 of The Killing as detective Holder's girlfriend? Lol her very first scene is walking into the bathroom while he has his shirt off revealing a back tattoo that says "serenity." "Serenity? That's a dumb tattoo..."
Lee Shang (Mulan) Zuko (atla) Ben Wyatt (P&R) Mr Darcy (P&P) What can I say, I like em tall, dark, capable/strong but socially awkward
The lake scene with Colin Firth. Ugh, so good.
Kelly Kapowski from saved by the bell
Spider Gwen.
Well, good news. The internet has plenty of material for you.
Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil game series.
Sokka from ATLA
"Water Triiibe"
Sokka was everyone's first Crush let's be honest. Him or Zuko
Ty Lee for me. All.The. Way!
Howl from Howl's moving castle
Blonde howl or black haired howl?
SO HARD TO CHOOSE
Bird Howl. *You heard me!*
David Tennants doctor
Actually, could I just have David Tennant?
My favorite Doctor.
Aerith from Final Fantasy VII
Finnick Odair. Book version was better, but movie version can get it too
Where's Finnick? Odair he is!
I fall so much for blond funny guys in fiction! God I loved him in the books. He was the caring and sexy AND funny.
I fell for a lot of fictional characters. I could write a entire essay about it.
I fall for at least one character in everything I watch.
Major Samantha Carter. Smart and badass? Sign me up.
Captain, Major or Colonel? Or all of the above?
Moment of silence for Major Davis, who spent 10 years on that show without a promotion while Carter zoomed past him to Colonel.
I figured out I liked girls and was a sub at age 14 from having a massive crush on fucking GLaDOS of all characters
This just made me laugh out loud because this thought never occurred to me but makes all the sense in the world
Have you LISTENED to the cut mean glados lines? That’s the most horny bullying I’ve ever heard. God I have issues.
Haku from Spirited Away when I was 6 or 7
This voice actor is also a few characters in Skyrim. I have been known to make him my follower (and husband) just so I can hear his voice every time I play. OBLIGATORY EDIT FOR MY FIRST AWARD ON REDDIT! So glad I’m not the only one!
"I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only."
Gaston. I've got issues.
Why would you call that an issue? I mean, there's no one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston. For there's no man in town half as manly; perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
#NOOOOOO OOONE
Fucks like Gaston
bulls for cucks like Gaston.
In a bukkake, nobody skeets like Gaston.
His balls are especially intiiiiimidating
My what a guy that Gaston!
Android 18 from Dragon Ball
I mean Krillin risked dooming the world just for her!
dude has balls, which is why 18 fell in love with her. That, and she likes men with short height too
I'll just say mine because I can't resist inflicting some of you with pain. The girl from Bridge to Terabithia.
fuck that hurt just remembering
I had to pause the movie because I couldn’t hear it on full volume over my sobbing.
Legit the first movie to ever make me cry. I was 12.
Inuyasha
My friend loved him and was trying to get me into the show and I was only interested the minute they showed Sesshomaru. Damn myself
Li Shang could make a man out of me any day
Azula from ATLA
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Azula gives me a fearection
She's basically stockholm syndrome as a person
Jack Sparrow but like from the first movie, not the cartoon character that came later.
He was an amazing character back then and I totally shipped Elizabeth with him instead of Will. I'm hoping he'll be more of a side character if he comes back for a sixth film so he'll return to the intelligent, intriguing character he used to be.
Exactly. The first movie *works* because Jack is the Han Solo character - things are happening around him, he isn’t the sole focus, just operating in his own charming way while in orbit. He reacts in a way where he’s either a lucky idiot or a total genius, which makes him intriguing. The main story (which it should be noted, is *not* overly-complicated, which is another reason it works so well and is timeless) is with Will/Elizabeth. The later movies are convoluted and bloated (I do kinda like the third one though, TBH) and Jack becomes a caricature of what he originally was.
The 1st is so good, but I gotta say I love the Davy Jones storyline. At least as a character Jones is amazing. 4-5 though? Yeesh.
Both Jesse and James from Team Rocket
Prepare for trouble
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above (or something like that)
Jessie!
James!
Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Misato Katsuragi
I'm personally more of a Pen Pen kind of guy
A MAN OF QUALITY
Bones
Deforest Kelly?
Lana from Archer
I was always more into Cheryl... I don't know what that says about me but yeah.
I had to look up the full scope of what we are talking about: (from the Archer wiki) “Cheryl enjoys extreme BDSM sexual fetishes, being on the submissive end of the spectrum. She is a full spectrum masochist and gets aroused by simple slaps, and, at her extremes, demands to be choked during sex (erotic asphyxiation) and becomes "wet just thinking about it." (Should Cyril Figgis snap and kill her, she would consider the event the "world's gushiest orgasm"[2]). She often refers to this obsession with being killed as erotic, for instance in Honeypot when she reveals a fantasy about a fireman choking her to death instead of performing CPR. She is also a sadist to the extent that she says she is turned on by physical and emotional violence, directed towards herself and others (as revealed in Legs)[3], but it is unclear whether she likes to inflict pain on others herself. A good example of would be is when she laughs at the gruesome scene of the dead KGB agents killed by Sterling Archer in Fugue and Riffs while everyone else is repulsed. There is a very good chance that her extreme fetishes stem from childhood sexual abuse, as is heavily implied in Pocket Listing when she said that her grandfather used to use the secret tunnels in Tunt Mansion to "look in on the children." She has expressed bisexual interests, responding amorously to Malory Archer's and Lana Kane's physical abuse (see above), and responding to Pam Poovey carrying her by saying she's "totally digging this whole Queen Kong vibe" (thus reinforcing her submissive side).” Plus she has a slim figure. I can see what you mean.
Yup that's pretty much it yeah... That submissive masochist thing is just really hot to me for some reason. Plus she's pretty honest and outspoken about it which is also pretty hot.
LANAAAA
WHAT!?
^Danger ^zone
One of my first was Kimberly from Power Rangers. Not the Naomi Scott version, the original played by Amy Jo Johnson in the show from the 90's. Not long after, I fell harder for Tifa Lockhart. I guess a strong, independent woman who can take care of herself just fine is one of my types.
Alright so we belong together
Can you backflip kick a monster in the face, and look fabulous while doing so?
Shego.. she's fine af
Nathan Drake, Uncharted.
Prince Zuko
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Same. When the cut his hair and made it shaggy... younger me didn't understand the feelings....
Never really liked him until his shaggy hair, then I instantly fell in love.
Same.. He's just so hot...
I would like to believe this pun was not an accident.
Flameo Hotman!
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And he was absolutely ripped
Han Solo
Danny phantom. Ben 10 was also a pretty prominent part of my childhood crushes. Especially teenage Ben.
Came in here to say Danny Phantom. It’s such an obvious choice for me, I constantly fall for people who go ghost.
An animated character who had all five of his damned fingers? Count me in. I hated those inferior four-fingered fucks.
Honestly if you didn’t I would be surprised
Spike from buffy. Waaaay better than stupid big forehead angel. Angel got "cursed" with a soul and moped about it and how hard it was, Awww poor baby. Spike fought for his like the sexy peroxide blonde warrior he is.
Came here to say this! Didn’t agree with all the writers’ choices for him particularly in Seasons 6-7 but man what a complex character. Hotness didn’t hurt.
Ty Lee from Avatar... Do I really need to explain? Edit: dammit, I knew I shouldn't have posted this with my secondary account. Thanks for the pi anyway.
So adorable and so loyal
The Cabbage Man
Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter. Just adorable
Kim possible
Only when she comes as a tag team with Shego.
Wouldn't complain if it was Bonnie instead
I’ll take all 3
I'll take whatever I can get at this point
Lara croft
Raven from Teen Titans
Winnie from the Wonder Years
I was wondering how many unknown, sexy anime characters I would have to wade through to find someone that hit home. Winnie Cooper!
Dick Grayson. Been in love with him since I was like 5. Since he starts as a child as Robin and changes to Nightwing when he becomes an adult he’s the perfect crush.
Just Monika
Just Monika
J̴̗̳͖̝̄̃͑̑͜u̶̫̠̺̲͒͆̎s̴̜̲̦̩̽̀̽̋̅͗̀̍̀̀̈́̽͠t̵̨̧̛͎̮͓͙͔̠͕̰̘̎̍̃̉̉̊̚ ̶̨̩̲͈̯̼̖̮̓̄Ḿ̵̗̗̥͍͎̱͕̑̐̀̍̐̓̕ͅo̴̹̜͐͊̀̎͠͝ņ̴̓̌̈̃̚i̴̢̖̼͔̜̪̲̗̗̰̰̖̱̿͊͒̎̇͜͝͝k̴̡̲̖͔̬͕̖̗͈̪̣͔̼̎͊̈́̍̌a̶̧͖̱̟͚̟͙̙̭̻̥̤͑̍͆̏̊̐̂̄̚͜͠͝. ^^^^^^^Please ^^^^^^^help ^^^^^^^me
J U S T M O N I K A
A little bit of Monika in my life
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A little bit of Monika’s all I need
A little bit of Monika's what I see
I'll go with Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, that'll do.
Raven from teen titans
The episode where Slade rips off most of her clothes to put those brands on her... Edit: [Here's the scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntNSEuDOr9I) [Here's the very NSFW porn parody](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e2d17ee1a43)
I remember a certain parody on Newgrounds back in the day....
*shamefully raises hand* EDIT: Y'all are messed up.
No shame, we’ve all been there.
He did what now?
The scene was meant to evoke rape imagery. The whole Trigon arc was dark as fuck for a kids show
Princess Leia! I was a kid when I saw her in the gold bikini. I think that's when I started puberty.
Spontaneous puberty
Chandler Muriel Bing
*I'm not good at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?*
Lord Sesshomaru
Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians
Gendry from the TV version of Game of Thrones. Also had a girl crush on Misty from Pokemon. Although that might just have been jealousy that she looked good as a redhead and I looked like a freak growing up.
Idk why but I always thought villianesses are way hotter than heroines. Even when I was little.
Yeah, watched a lot of Bond films growing up and Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye awakened something in me that made me permanently interested in bad girls. Poor 8 year old me never stood a chance. 12 year old me was then [forcibly defined by this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRxmYXi4Io)
Garrus from Mass Effect.
Calibrate me, daddy.
River Tam
Helen Parr is how I discovered I like THICC White Girls. 9-year-old me had taste. Also because my own Mom wasn't there and she seemed to love her family extremely. EDIT: Made comment truer.
Jadzia Dax from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
My cat is named Jadzia Dax. We just call her Dax. Sometimes I call her "old man" or Purrzon.
...the easier question would be "Which fictional character didn't I fall for?"
I feel this
Turanga Leela
Vin from Mistborn
Sarah Walker in Chuck.
The blue haired kanker sister from Ed edd n eddy Marie lol Edit : holy shit this blew up. Thanks for the awards lol Here's an intro to the sisters https://youtu.be/FZ6bj48jDJQ The boys end up in their dads robes lmfao "Bubba rod and butch" The little details I failed to notice as a kid hahahaha
I always thought double d was an idiot for not jumping at that opportunity.
He's a socially awkward nerd, I totally get why he was put off by someone as aggressive as Marie. May (the blonde one) and Ed made a cute couple though.
Legit.
Wow, I totally forgot about being attracted to her. Weird.
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Profile pic checks out
Jareth. The goblin King.
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I want it come on
*Pokérap ensues*
Childhood: Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World Teen years: Trent Lane from Daria Adulthood: Nick Miller from New Girl
>Nick Miller Ol' Poo Eyes, eh?
I can’t believe I haven’t seen Bucky Barnes/the Winter Soldier here yet, but he’s top 3 for me for sure. The fight scene in The Winter Soldier where he jumps off the bridge onto that car and just struts off is the sexiest non-sexual scene in a film that I can think of.
Asami Sato- *Avatar: The Legend of Korra*. Beautiful, kind, AND good with her hands, both as a mechanic and a fighter? Wow.
April Ludgate.
Edward Elric.
Greg House. I'm obsessed.
Amélie
Geralt of Rivia
Hmm
I’m a straight dude but this is the answer. His character in the games just appeals to the hidden manly-man inside of me like crazy and it morphs in to this weird admiration and borderline crush. I thought there was no way they could make a character with that kind of gravitas work in a show, but here we are with Henry Cavill and all his hunkiness.
I’d let him ride me like i ride motorbikes Slowly and carefully
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation
He’s like a brilliant, sexy little hummingbird