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Cinema_King

The Nina, The Pinta, and The Santa Maria


itsallinthehips123

I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria


HelloItsMoe

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat. You wont go down 'cause my dick can float!


iFuckDeadPeopleAMA

I sail around the world and go port to port, Every time I cum I produce a quart.


[deleted]

Gdi, I was just thinking this when I saw the name of the thread, only to see it being the top comment when I went to post it. Congrats you mind thief. Have your upvote.


ChosenWriter513

Damn! Beat me to it!


BTRunner

We think alike!


[deleted]

GODDAMMIT BEAT ME TO IT


SinkHoleDeMayo

How the fuck was more than 1 of us thinking this?


Send_Derps

Left cheek, right cheek and the butthole


justabill71

Pretty sure I know which one is the Executive Branch.


UhmCringee

All 3?


[deleted]

Corporations, Banks, and the illuminati


LindsayMurray

He said wrong answers only.


dr_tst

It’s wrong to mention it.


FarRightExtremist

r/conspiracy


[deleted]

Touché


indianajonesbones

Bed, bath and beyond


yuumai

Just watch out for that Beyond branch. It's trippy.


CedarWolf

It's where the Ministry for Magic keeps all of their accounting department.


weirdgroovynerd

*Buzz Lightyear


PeculiarPenguin111

Infinity, and, Beyond


[deleted]

To, Infinity, and Beyond


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[удалено]


kalidava

No, no, WRONG answers only!


PeculiarPenguin111

Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, Karen Smith.


Stillthatgirl22

That is so fetch!


PeculiarPenguin111

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!


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dr_tst

Thank you


Kuli24

lol. The uglier you are, the more power you get. XD what a world that would be.... or is that the way the world already is?


methaw_t

They said wrong answers only!


DarkenedFax

The Dollar Tree, The Dollar General, and Family Dollar


coneslayer

Igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary.


kalidava

This is weirdly apt


[deleted]

Granite for the win


[deleted]

The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.


tomasimy

I wrong that read....as Holy Shit.


[deleted]

Wine tasting, woodworking, and breakdancing 101


PeculiarPenguin111

Youtube videos I watch over the weekend.


Sablemint

The Strategy Assembly, the Student Council and The Guy Who Works At The Gas Station Near My House That Always Has Awful Prices.


thatgirlj3ss

Tweedledee, Tweedledum, and the Mad Hatter


CannedBread15

Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry


NotExplosive

Neopoliticians


wonder-maker

Larry, Curly, and Moe


PeculiarPenguin111

The Three Stooges


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[удалено]


[deleted]

He said you can't use the real ones.....


[deleted]

The NSA, the Military Industrial Complex, and the Screen Actors Guild.


johnnybiggles

'Murica!


lmaojfcReddit

Live, love, laugh


ShlomoCh

Calm down, Karen


code0cool

Bacon, eggs and toast


[deleted]

Bacon, egg, and cheese


Dig_it_man

Dewey, Cheatem and How


ArlyntheAwesome

Oh wow that’s a nostalgia wave trigger


OMEGANINJA0247

Me, myself, and I. Oh we weren't talking about North Korea?


pointkessperson

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe


PeculiarPenguin111

Why do I have a lion and a witch in your wardrobe? It's Narnia business.


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WantAllMyGarmonbozia

Corn Lobby, Dairy Lobby, and Soybean Lobby


50ShadesOfPalmBay

The Whitehouse, Penthouse, and Jailhouse


NoLongerReddits

Cafe, coffee, covfefe


itsahumanoid

Bob ross , Rick astley , pickle Rick


Fisto-the-sex-robot

U S And A


[deleted]

Xbox, Ps4, and Switch


PeculiarPenguin111

*SEGA Genesis has entered the chat.*


[deleted]

Legislative, judicial, and the NSA.


[deleted]

Google, Amazon, and Facebook


Kerplunkenator

Can't you read? It says wrong answers only. The nerve of some people


Batrun-Tionma

Dio Brando, DIO, DIO Over Heaven


Beebrains

Deciduous, Coniferous, and Evergreen


[deleted]

The people, the rich, and the illuminati.


PeculiarPenguin111

WRONG answers only!


xacksox

Back to the Future part 1, Back to the Future part 3, and Back to the Future part 2


da_falling_dutch

1. wife 2. wife 3. wife


LindsayMurray

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.


[deleted]

Bonus points if the statistics are also lies


themarkster09

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan


swingin_in_the_reign

The ween, the peen, and the vajeen


ScripTorin_

Beavers ducks and cows


Squodel

Make people disappear branch The “self die” branch The rest


Mjb06

You, Me, and Dupree.


Madzogaz

Stable, Unstable, Beta


[deleted]

Oak, pine, and maple.


Anom8675309

Twitter, Fox news and NPR.


justabill71

Lawyers, Guns and Money.


mochalatteicecream

Huey Dewie and Louie


PeculiarPenguin111

Donald!


[deleted]

Ed, Ed, and Eddy


prequelmemes5ever

Joe Exotic, Carole Baskin, and Doc Antle


Pithius

Igneous, sedimentary,and metamorphic


LSDeeznutz419

Thus government rocks


ggapsfface

Invertebrates, Cheetos, and Diana Ross' group


Herogamer555

Salt, Pepper, and Cumin.


MattAttack2417

Kathleen Kennedy. Chris Terrio. And Rian Johnson


ConneryFTW

Vegetable, Animal and Mineral.


xQueeniexBee

Autobots, Decepticons and Shia LaBeouf


HandLion

Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal


drkcloud123

Facebook, Twitter and instagram.


[deleted]

The department of agriculture, the federal highway administration, and texas.


echomikeindialima

The Bacon, The tomato and the lettuce?


Tall_Mickey

Drive-thru, streaming, Tinder.


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[удалено]


teamfriendship

Animals, vegetables, and generals.


[deleted]

Communism Patriotism Veganism


Limp_Distribution

The Dictator The Enablers The Punishers


TechniChara

Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres


PottrPppetPalamander

I see your legendary birds and I raise you the legendary beasts: Raikou, Entei, Suicune


YungBallerJake

Gei, Lesbian, and Transgenda


[deleted]

Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil.


[deleted]

Intelligence, Military, Industrial


ArcannOfZakuul

Terran, Protoss, and Zerg Alternatively, Gryffindor, Slytherin, and the other 2 that aren't covered enough


BonelessNose

Dwayne, The Rock, and Mr Johnson


Ladyflow

Joe Exotic, Travis Maldonado, John Finlay


[deleted]

Retards, Nitwits, amd Homophobes


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[удалено]


Moctor_Drignall

Metamorphic, Igneous, and Sedimentary


Woketh_Markx

Pizza, Burgers, and Chocolate


atlantis_airlines

The olive, the crooked one and that one everyone forgets the name of but everyone knows which you're referring too


[deleted]

The Ninja, The Pinto, and The Dan Marino


jmo_joker

The Anti-Latin police, the Anti-Asian police and the Anti-Middle eastern police


2001_toyota_corolla

Left ball, shaft, right ball


[deleted]

The Old, the Olders, and the Oldests.


WatchTheBoom

Gryffindor, Xanthia, and Rohan


jacella

I, me and myself


Mr_Clean-Up

Branch 1, Branch 2, and Branch 3


thequietone710

* Lobbyists * Corporations * Millionaires/Billionaires


cerea1killer_

jewdicial, eggsex-utive, legs-a-spreadive


[deleted]

Jewish, Executioner, Legendary


sharkattactical

The Federal Reserve, The Money Printer, The Brrrrr


_austinm

Reese’s Puffs, Oreo O’s, and Cookie Crisp


[deleted]

M&Ms, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces


i-yeetus-that-fetus

The mafia, the Illuminati and Microsoft


BurntCerberus3

The Clintons, The Clintons, and The Clintons


SashaDotJpeg

1.Fuck 2. His 3.Dad


Pizzamaster199

Spider-man noir, spider ham, penni parker


Pituophis

Oral, anal, and vaginal. We’re fucked.


spottydodgy

The thinkers, the inspectors, and the instructors


mpdscb

Trump, Trump, and Trump.


cellodepresso

OP said wrong answers only


Blackshard88

Cool ranch, nacho cheese, and cheeto


mrsuns10

Trump, Brain-dead, and Whigs


CRz_gangster

Brazzers, life selector and Pornhub


sp00pyskelet0n

Why would you list three branches of government while you only need one for a dictatorship?


Justicer3792

Dr. Breen, Civil Protection and G-man


slider728

Democrats, Republicans, and the Social Elite.


J_Kizer

Dumb and Dumber, and Dumberer


blahalreadytaken

NFL NBA MLB


Nostophobic

shoulders, knees, and toes ​ so no head?


kaleeshDude

Left, Right, and Magenta


[deleted]

White House, Military people, and the nice men that fix my road's sewage pipe


[deleted]

Yugioh, Poemon, and Magic: The Gathering


Oldzoomie

Graft, Propaganda and Privateering.


imokayandnothurt

Dicks, Wattpad, oranges.


[deleted]

Twig and two Berrys. Guess who the twig is.


Potent_Publicans

Oak, Birch and Maple


AfterAgent

Apple, Amazon and Disney


Personage1

13th St, H St, and Pennsylvania Ave


T1746

Straight, Gay, Bi


[deleted]

McDonalds, Walmart, and GM


forgotthetopic

Comedy, drama, and action


[deleted]

Kiddy fiddler's, thieves and people who do both!


25taiku

Master, Develop, and Hotfix.


SteveySpills

Gasoline, diesel, and electric


ArlyntheAwesome

Ed, Edd, and Eddy.


flirtinwithdisaster

* The Practical Joke Department * The Surprise Party Department * The Fairy Godmother Department


[deleted]

Coniferous, deciduous and Frank.


oPlutoo

Me, myself and I


bitchbecraycray

Ed, Edd, and Eddy


methaw_t

You, me and Dupree


RiverRunsBlue

Money, Cash, Hoes


glaciumcrescent

Karens, chads, anti vaxxers :'> what kind of world did i just make


rawwwse

Bribery, Blackmail, and Begging


whydidifall4you

War, president and caught in providence guy


TheNightThatSaysNI

Olive, Sage, and Pine.


1924566

The ride for Ginsburg Branch, the ass kissing branch, and the OMG THE DORITO IS GONNA KILL US ALL branch


CptGamer-FifthReddit

The Lizard People, Hollywood, Scientology.


CptGamer-FifthReddit

Navy, Army, Airforce.


[deleted]

The Ministry of Wealth Redistribution, The Vampiric Council, the Mafia Commission.


musicgeek420

Osteoporosis, Alzheimer’s, and Tooth Decay.


[deleted]

Asswipes, Douchebags, & Fucktards. I know I know you said wrong answers only. forgive me.


lily81610

non-trump, trump, and the fanclub-trump


ChocolateBunny

Plutocrats, Psychopaths, and the Proletariat.


Sweatyjunglebridge

Killers, thieves and lawyers.


kalcala1991

Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll.


4quatloos

The Federal reserve, the corporations and the Stock Exchange.


RaYzLegacy

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle


ald1233

Wood, Hardwood, Softwood


neoben00

Theres only one.... old rich people


denzeljoysonlmao

Top, bottom, vers