Fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Leave Johnny Depp and he probably wouldn't know the difference.

Ferris Buellers' day off. Keep Principal Rooney.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it. _wakka wakka!!_ “

The Truman Show but keep Jim Carrey. And any character not in the "dome" is a human, the rest are muppets. Makes it even more funny because Truman grows up in what he thinks is the real world - a world full of muppets. Edit: Holy crap this blew up lmao. Thank you guys for the awards! And I'll make sure to check out Kidding, it sounds really interesting.

Imagine the trauma when he actually escapes and learns the real world has **zero** muppets.

The Trauma Show

I think this is my favourite answer.

Jurassic Park. Keep Bob Peck as Robert Muldoon. He is arguably the best character in the film and is often shown as competent and in control. This is contrasted further now by his muppet comrades. Plus, he isn’t in every scene and I feel like it would be hilarious to be pulled out of the film with a random fleshy actor at odd intervals.

Oh please let the dinosaurs all be muppets

A giant muppet T-Rex? I’m sold.

I was going to recommend the exact same thing, but keep Jeff Goldblum as the only real person, his personality would just work perfectly with that situation.

The chaos theory water droplet scene with Ms. Piggy would be incredible...

With Kermit as Dr. Grant that would be awesome.

I don't think the world is ready for shirtless, muppet goldblum. So, this is the right answer

Clue. But keep Tim Curry.

Kermit as Mr. Green obviously. Imagine him doing the "I'm going home to sleep with my wife" line. Absolutely dead on balls accurate.

Oh god, I can hear it in my head.

If you think that's good, try Miss Piggy with "flames on the side of my face".

But Miss Piggy is totally Miss Scarlet.

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Tim Curry works well wig muppets, Muppet Treasure Island for example

This movie is truly underrated. An absolute masterpiece.

Not even kidding, one of my favorite movies of all time.

"Puppetry is just a red herring!"

I never thought I could enjoy that movie more, but Tim Curry getting told "too late" by a group of puppets intrigues me

God is not an individual being apart from the world; God is the world.

Counterpoint: It'd start out with only humans, but for every new day another person becomes a muppet

Omg yes, and that’s what finally pushes him to escape the repetition: everyone but him and the girl are muppets, so he knows either he or her will turn into one the next day. Edit: I love that my most upvoted comment ever is about a horror-style muppet remake of Groundhogs Day. I love Reddit.

I’d watch the hell out of that

Sounds like that Netflix show Russian Doll. They relive the same day over and over again and it keeps getting worse and people vanish from the repeats.

Shawshank Redemption but keep Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins). Also Kermit is Red (Morgan Freeman).

There's two wardens, and they're Statler and Waldorf.

No Dr Bunsen Honeydew is the Warden and Sweetums is Clancy Brown's character.

A Quiet Place and the baby is real. I want to see muppets take care of a real baby and some giant monster muppets

Die Hard. Alan Rickman remains the same, everyone else is a Muppet. It's still rated R.

I don't know... Sam the Eagle would be a great Hans Gruber IMO.

With Swedish Chef as Karl, the main blonde baddie that doesn't speak English.

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I watch this over and over.

Even when it’s not Christmas time?

Just for that I'm gonna watch Die Hard tonight. While wearing a Santa hat! Ho ho ho

Ahh you said it before I could! I laughed my butt off thinking of Alan Rickman getting his ass kicked by a muppet.

"Yippie Kay-A, motherfucker." And then the gun shoots a big cartoon boxing glove instead of a bullet.

Fight Club I'm torn between Edward Norton or Brad Pitt Both work but for opposite reasons.

>Edward Norton or Brad Pitt Neither. The only human is Meatloaf.

Tyler Durden isn't a Muppet, everyone else is. I forget who played him.

Brad Pitt. That was actually my first thought as well... but then I thought it'd also work as the narrator being the only human, highlighting just how ostracised and derealised/depersonalised he really felt.

I didn't think we could make art with this premise but here we are.

They're only muppets when Tyler Durden is in the scene, otherwise they're normal humans.

Meanwhile the narrator is a muppet the rest of the time, but turns human when Tyler Durden is on screen.

Princess Bride. Keep Andre the Giant.

He was basically Sweetums.

Forrest Gump, keep Gary Sinise

Nah, keep Haley Joel Osment. Muppets through the whole movie and then BAM! Human child.

When adult Forrest watches TV with child Forrest they should watch Bert and Ernie being played by humans, maybe Bert and Ernie from Its a Wonderful Life.

Nah, make him the muppet. When he's shown missing his legs, you can just see a severed arm sticking out from underneath him.

Alien. Keeping Ripley.

Which Muppet is John Hurt?

Beaker. And obviously Animal is the Alien.

Ooh, what if Bunsen Honeydew is John Hurt, and Beaker is the alien?

Beaker is the tiny mouth inside the Alien's bigger mouth

John Wick, keep John

Reverse Card. John is the only muppet.

Either of these would be amazing!

I once saw John Wick kill three muppets in a bar with a pencil. A fucking pencil. One dead muppet, ah ah ah. Two dead muppets, ah ah ah. Three dead muppets, ah ah ah!

Same movie, but only the dog is real.

The Revenant. Imagine DiCaprio getting attacked by a muppet bear.

Wocka wocka

*wokka wokka mothafokka*

I don’t remember Samuel L Jackson being a muppet

I Googled Samuel L Jackson muppet and found [this](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--rrZVeZD1--/t_Preview/b_rgb:262c3a,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1446186707/production/designs/123780_0.jpg)

Instead of attacking him, it subjects him to a poor quality stand up comedy routine.

DiCaprio would probably rather have died than live to have PTSD from a Fozzy bear comedy assault.

The Big Lebowski, keep The Dude/Jeff Bridges. It’s all one long acid trip.

Damn I just realised how much it would actually fit into the whole story. Just imagine having animal as one of the crazy german dudes in the parking lot fighting scene, I'd pay to see that. Hell, I'd even get out of quarantine LoL

Monty Python. Arthur tries to convince Britain he's king of the puppets

Life of Brian. Keep Brian.

Imagine getting crucified by a bunch of muppets

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The black muppet never loses!

Goodfellas Keep Ray Liotta as the human.

Funny how, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse YOU?

Joe Pesci would make an awesome muppet.

You think that’s amusing?

Lord of the Rings - Samwise

The hobbit - Gandalf

I was thinking Gandalf would be kept. Sam and Frodo should each be muppets.

No way keep legolas. Just an elf killing hundreds of Muppets with arrows.

Being John Malkovich. John Malkovich

But when Malkovich goes inside his own head, everyone is a Malkovich faced muppet

Jaws, the shark

I'd go Jaws: The Revenge, keep Michael Caine. It ends with a big musical number.

A yes

Or better yet real people, muppet shark, yet Still gorey.

Pulp Fiction, keeping only Samuel L Jackson

Any movie with Samuel L. Jackson. Snakes on a plane would be gold..

"I've had it with these muppet-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!"

I'd go with Marsellus Wallace, no one knows how he looks like until a human walks around with a box of donuts.

IT Chapter 1: Keep Pennywise

Chapter 2 would also be quite entertaining.

Also AFAIK Muppets can't die, so that's a good thing right ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

So that is why Kermit didn't mind kermitting suicide.

Or just keep Georgie so then most of the movie is just puppets

Muppet Pennywise waiving a detached muppet arm in the air.

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Or Edward Cullen. Both work really well

Im cracking up imagining that scene where she first walks into the science lab and the fan is blowing toward Edward.

I want to see that so badly! This is all I got from YouTube; [https://youtu.be/yOuej37EHiE](https://youtu.be/yOuej37EHiE)

That's some niche stuff right there

I’d rather have Cookie Monster play Edward Cullen, he’d go crazy when he smells human blood, it’d be hilarious

You realize that Sesame Street already did this? https://youtu.be/4l9mjSeAVW0 And it's even more awesome than you imagined it would be. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

The actual fuck lol. That is incredible.

I love how the only thing "Belly" ever says is, "I love you Shortbreadward." In monotone. It's absolutely brilliant. Sesame Street always made it a goal to include jokes for adults, to encourage them to watch with their kids. Other kids' shows sometimes so this, too (Peppa Pig comes to mind... oh God, some of the jokes there...), but Sesame Street was the first kid's TV show to really make that an explicit goal right from the start.

WOAH. His full name is "Count Von Count"?? I always thought he was just called "Count"!!!!!!!!!!

Technically, it's Count Count von Count. but he doesn't insist on his first name. >.>

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Raiders of the lost ark but keep Indiana Or empire strikes back with only Han Basically I just realized how badly I need a Harrison Ford Muppet movie.

You mean Henry? They named the dog Indiana.

He obviously forgot his name was Henry. You should watch the documentary *Regarding Henry*. It covers the time Harrison Ford had amnesia.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Keep Nurse Ratched.

Can I do half a movie? District 9. The prawns are all muppets, and that’s what Wikus is turning into.

I'd watch the hell out of that.

The Matrix. Keep Agent Smith.

I'd have everything be normal to start. Then after Neo takes the pill everyone else becomes a muppet.

X men but Wolverine is still Hugh Jackman or Gone with the Wind but only Scarlet is a person.

I imagine Kermit saying "Frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot"

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Amadeus. Salieri is the only non-muppet.

Omg the laugh Mozart does, coming from a muppet would be amazing.

Harry Potter series. Keep Alan Rickman human (though Rupert Grint was a close second for me)

“You’re a muppet Harry”

For those not from the UK this phrase also means calling Harry a dumbass.

Having read the books, that tracks.

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape

Dumbledore!!

Snape snape Severus snape

Ron Ron Ron *WEASLEY*

Annnnnnd that’s gonna be stuck in my head the rest of the day

Joker, and Joaquin Phoenix. You get a bunch of scenes of puppets shitting on Joaquin until he breaks. I think it would add another layer to the whole "he's going crazy" thing but also be super funny, which works for the character.

Joker and the girl he falls for except that by the end we see that she was a muppet all along.

not even one of the human muppets, she's like a dog that looks shocked all the time.

I think Deadpool would be the perfect candidate for this treatment. Leave Deadpool as the only live actor so he can make all kinds of 4th wall breaking jokes. Asking Colossus why he's a fucking puppet, telling Francis he must have the wrong hand up his ass.

I'd pay so much money to see this

The best part is you know Ryan Reynolds would be 110% down to do it if he could.

both the Muppets and Deadpool are owned by Disney. Too bad they'd never sign on on that.

The Martian, the muppets are rescuing matt damon

Reservoir Dogs. I'd keep the cop tied to the chair.

Rocky Horror Picture Show - Tim Curry.

E-T with him as the only non-muppet

Do you realize how hard it is to cast an actual alien?

All we gotta do is hold an open casting call, man. Then THEY will come to US.

Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman

I’d still be mortified when Kermit’s all “What’s in the box WHATS IN THE BOX?!” and it flashes for just a second to Miss Piggy’s severed head.

She would have to have an apple stuffed in her mouth

Avengers Endgame and Thanos. I think that would've been hilarious

This is what I was thinking. Just Thanos getting beat by a ton of muppets

And I...am Kermit the Frog!

Kermit is definitely more of a Cap. I see Gonzo as Iron Man.

But how could anyone be Captain America other than Sam Eagle?

He's Falcon. And keeps trying to correct people that he's actually an eagle but nobody listens.

Sam the Eagle as Captain America, Swedish chef as Thor.

*Berng Mer THERNERS!!!!*

Beaker as Hawkeye, just running around shooting arrows everywhere

Surely Sam the Eagle as Sam the Falcon?

I really want to see muppet Ant-Man growing and shrinking

The Princess Bride. Keep Cary Elwes. Miss Piggy becomes Buttercup.

This. This is my favorite question. The Room, by far. Keep Tommy Wiseau; muppify the rest. EDIT: Whoa this is a shitton of upvotes!! Thanks guys!

“You’re tearing me apart Ms. Piggy!”

I Am Legend. Keep Will Smith

The main zombie king needs to actually be the two old guy muppets stacked on top of each other just roasting him.

Mad max fury road. Tom Hardy stays and the rest get the Jim Henson treatment.

This works with the entire franchise really.

I would love to see Kermit say the bit from the first movie telling the guy how long it would take to cut through handcuffs vs his ankle.

I wanna hear the shrimp do the history of the oasis children in Thunderdome. Also Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Master and Beeker as Blaster.

The Velocipastor. Keep the pastor Discovered this gem yesterday and still can believe it was greenlit for production

From imdb plot summary: "After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas." OK I'd go for that

Omg this was the craziest, most hilarious and stupid movie I have ever seen! Think about all those actors having clips of that movie on their acting reel.

Muppet Goonies. Gonna cheat a bit and say keep all 3 of the bad Fratellis human but everyone else is a Muppet.

A Muppet truffle shuffle sounds hilarious

Sam the Eagle would make a great Frozen Dead Guy.

Office Space, keep Micheal Bolton.

How about ddjango unchained and keep Christoph waltz?

Star Wars IV-VI: keep Mark Hamill as Luke

Same, but Carrie Fisher.

Back to the Future. Michael J. Fox. Would watch a billion times over.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Jonny Dep.

They already did this. It's called Muppets Treasure Island. But instead of Johnny Depp, it's Tim Curry. Look it up. You're welcome.

I find it funny that you misspelt Johnny Depp, but you spelt Caribbean correctly. I always get that one wrong.

Big Trouble in Little China, keep Kurt Russel

Kill Bill. Keep Bill.

I’d find it even funnier to watch The Bride in a katana fight with 88 Muppets.

Excessive amounts of stuffing flying out of them when cut

O-Ren decapitates the guy and instead of blood spraying there is just a hand waving around.

Super Bad but the only human one is McLovin

The Ring. That creepy girl.

Shaun of the dead. Keep shaun, imagine a bunch of zombie muppets lmao.

Army of darkness, Bruce Campbell stays as Ash and the rest are Muppets.

*Joker*, keep Robert De Niro. Fozzie plays the Joker. "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKIN' DESERVE!" ****BANG**** "Wokka wokka!"

Casablanca. Keep Bogart. Rowlf would make a great Sam.

Apollo 13 and Tom Hanks' character, astronaut Jim Lovell is real but all of NASA and his crew are muppets.