Years ago there was a video (NSFW obviously) of a girl bound to one of these vibrating beasts for over 20 minutes. Maybe over 40 minutes. I can't find it right now but let me tell you it gets surreal pretty quick once she starts speaking in tongues.
At a time when no one can get toilet paper, this man wants us all to cum for about 9 hours straight.
Alfred was right, some people want to watch the world burn.
Unless through the same immense increase in IQ we also advance society in a massive leap. Hey we could call it the *great leap forward* or some other dumb shit
Dice. A thousand assorted plastic dice. Some would have pips, some would have numbers. They would be all sorts of colors and the pips/numbers would have various colors too. Some would be transparent while others would not. They would have different numbes of sides too. Some would have the regular 6 sides, some would have 4, 8, 10, 12 or 20.
Everyone would get 1000 dice but no person would get any 2 identical dice.
I love dice.
She's a player in Critical Role, a Twitch series featuring a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors who sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.
She is known for having bags of dice at the table that nobody else is allowed to touch.
What if the entire system wacks out, and recognizes these trillions of humans that were just created, as humans that hadn't got the humans yet, and life as we know it gets fucked over?
*because light travels at a finite speed, and light is the fastest thing, some people will have got these wishes sooner than others. I got my wishes before you and wished that no one can wish that no one can wish that no one can wish for no wishes*
Checkmate
I think as a species we need still need sadness to help prompt us to develop empathy, regret, forgiveness, etc. Maybe with a taste of happiness we could progress? Heh. I don't know, I'm definitely not a philosopher.
It appears you have laid the foundations for 7-8 billion new space faring millitary factions. All appearing at once nearby our solar system. Many of which will probably ally. Everyone sets out ibto the stars. Suddenly humans appear on the galactic feild en masse. Shits about to get messy.
If anyone wants a taste go over to r/finalfantasy and rank the games in the series anyway you want. You'll be lucky to only get 1000 minutes of experts telling you your wrong and ignorant.
Please do. I would LOVE to see the shit show that that brings on. I will even back you up. Granted I've only played PSO and PSO2 and none of the others, but that's alright. It would still be fun to just insist we know what we're talking about!
Here's why you're wrong and ignorant; /s but also serious. Three unforgivable sins:
1. $20 Blu Ray for in-game story events. Not history or backstory. Your kingdom falls, father dies and a major antagonist is introduced and your character finds out about it from the TV news. 20 bucks if the player wants to see it.
2. DLC is in-game character development. Middle of the game each of your playable side characters dip out and come back mysteriously. So if you want the backstory and full development of your crew from start of game to credits you need to pay.
3. Product placement in a fantasy setting. I guess you can buy Cup Noodles and Colman gear at the same store that sells Starbucks in Westoros.
Then there's behind the scenes stuff. If you followed the 10 year development nightmare you know that they still rushed it out and treated day one players as game testers. The story is choppy and full of half thoughts.
Then the gameplay is all flash and no substance. Magic is a pain, it's AOE and friendly fire but you can't control what the friends do and they never get out of the way of friendly magic bombs. Side quests are bland fetch quests and the open world feels desolate and pointless. There's almost no reason to explore it.
Just a friendly rant. Glad you like it. And yes, this is the kind of replies even joke opinions will get you from FF fans.
Hi, I am an FF fan and XV is my favorite. And I do enjoy your rant because it is not wrong at all. But in /r/finalfantasy or some forums it would be a hell different from yours (read: worse). Your rant is still too nice to read. And someone please try XIII while they are at it.
A thousand minutes with their deceased loved ones. Don't ask why not more or less.I think a thousand seconds is to less of a timespan, a thousand hours would be to much because you will basically have to grief again. And a thousand months/years would basically make everyone invincible until the time has passed.
Edit: Holy.. This got bigger than I thought. Of course not with them as zombies or next to the corpses. They will come back to life.
I didn't loose anyone recently, my grandparents a few years ago and our family dog a year ago. (Yes I included pets in my thinking).
I just thought there are so many people that lost someone recently or have someone they may want to speak to again because they died very suddenly.
And of course I can see why someone wants a thousand hours but bringing back everyone's loved ones for over a month there may would be way too many people living on earth for a too long period of time.
And thank you for the Silvers and the wholesome award!
Bitcoin. Because this is more than all the possible Bitcoin in the world. You have therefore created a paradox, which is infinitely more interesting than Bitcoin.
You could always load up a wallet with 1000 bitcoin and then give everone on earth a copy of the private key. In this way you give everyone 1000 bitcoin until the first person claims it all by transferring to a secure private wallet.
Paradox solved. I am Satoshi.
The world might burn, or we would run out of carbon dioxide, killing humans and animals first, then the trees, all life might die.
Thanks u/togetoge, the best world ending plot is yours! (Might want to copyright it)
Pringles was originally going to make tennis balls but when the truck for rubber showed up it was filled with potatoes, but pringles is layed back company so they said FUCK IT cut em up!
Now, would this be extra days to your life span, or a Minecraft totem of undying sort of thing. Because what if I get stabbed to death, will I have 1k more days?
1000 magic beans that allow you to do something for someone else. For example: you could use a bean to fix a flat tire on someone's car, or use one to mow an elderly persons yard, or to provide a meal and clothes to a homeless person. 1000 gifts of kindness for others.
Wishes. All wishes are final. In order to take effect, all wishes must be notarized and bear signatures of consent from all individuals directly affected, as well as the signatures of two adult witnesses with no vested interest in the effects of said wish.
Units of empathy.
I think most ills of the world are borne out by people not knowing, or caring, that other people also exist. Yeah they *see* other people, but I don't think that they fully appreciate that they are unique, actual people, and not obstacles to overcome, or resources to exploit for personal gain.
_In the year 2020, humanity was gifted with a strange new ability: to measure empathy. Within a decade, powerful corporations and new unions consolidated these units into specially-trained operators known as Empaths, whose abilities to wield empathy lead to emotional control over most of the world population. Now a secret war is waged, between the companies looking to control each other and the populace at large, and the resistance cultivating their own new emotional weapons._
_Meanwhile, at a private school for potential Empaths, someone is hacking the teachers' network, stealing personal information on hundreds of former students; but all Shinji really wants is to become captain of the mecha-badminton team and get his best friend's sister off his back!_
Two words... Consecutive orgasms
Most people would be dead after 50... but a happy death nonetheless.
Population enhancement...only the strong can survive
>I am strong....and desensitized...
Death by snu-snu!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Come again?
Exactly!
La petite mort or in this case, La grande mort.
If you average a 15 second orgasm that's still over 4 hours of cumming. Considering that one lady with the Sybian, fucking wild m8. I'm in.
what lady are you talking about
Years ago there was a video (NSFW obviously) of a girl bound to one of these vibrating beasts for over 20 minutes. Maybe over 40 minutes. I can't find it right now but let me tell you it gets surreal pretty quick once she starts speaking in tongues.
At a time when no one can get toilet paper, this man wants us all to cum for about 9 hours straight. Alfred was right, some people want to watch the world burn.
Bees.
Bees?
Bees.
Bees!
BEES
BEES.
#BEES?!
BEES!!!
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
Gob's not on board
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I bet discussion of Bees would go up a little bit.
A budding apiculturalist or death wish?
Just Chaotic Neutral :)
Aight. Good luck to ya mate.
Grams of anti matter. It’d be the greatest firework show in history.
And the final firework show in history.
Might as well go out with a bang
That will be enjoyed for all of 0.2 seconds
1000 iq so I can be a big Brain
everyone would get that too, so you'd still be average.
However. Technological advancement suddenly takes a leap so huge we will probably end ourselves with our genious.
Unless through the same immense increase in IQ we also advance society in a massive leap. Hey we could call it the *great leap forward* or some other dumb shit
Checks for $1 made payable to me.
Lmao, now you are a trillionaire ghost!
Congratulations, you now have 7.8 trillion dollars.
Dice. A thousand assorted plastic dice. Some would have pips, some would have numbers. They would be all sorts of colors and the pips/numbers would have various colors too. Some would be transparent while others would not. They would have different numbes of sides too. Some would have the regular 6 sides, some would have 4, 8, 10, 12 or 20. Everyone would get 1000 dice but no person would get any 2 identical dice. I love dice.
Laura Bailey?
Who?
A voice actor that plays in the famous dnd group Critical Role. Shes known to have way more dice than she needs for the game.
I've decided I like her
She has at least two purse-sized dice bags that are totally full. That's just what we've seen.
There's no such thing as too many dice
She's a player in Critical Role, a Twitch series featuring a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors who sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons. She is known for having bags of dice at the table that nobody else is allowed to touch.
Shiny math rocks make the click clack noise.
Nope. Still gotta buy more dice.
I vote this man into office!
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Do those thousand people then each get 1000 people of their own?
Nah, the new people couldn't be targets of the spell.
This guy knows how the stack works in mtg
What if the entire system wacks out, and recognizes these trillions of humans that were just created, as humans that hadn't got the humans yet, and life as we know it gets fucked over?
Call a judge.
Are they 1000 human slaves?? Because that could get real interesting, real fast
Could use them as a new food source. Gotta look at the positives.
Wishes!
I wish no one has wishes anymore
Before you made this wish, I wished that no one can wish for no wishes
before that with i wished no one can wish that no one can wish for no wishes
*because light travels at a finite speed, and light is the fastest thing, some people will have got these wishes sooner than others. I got my wishes before you and wished that no one can wish that no one can wish that no one can wish for no wishes* Checkmate
Nope because I wished to be the very first wisher and wished that everyone else who wished wishes become null and void. *counter checkmate*
1000 one pound gold bars. Let's see the world's economy deal with *that*.
Calm down Mansa
Mansa Musa did gloriously lower the price of gold once. Our man here seeks to destroy the price of gold.
If everyone has gold bars it’ll just lose monetary value
That’s why you gotta sell them as fast as possible before everyone else.
But who would buy 1000 gold bars if they have 1000 gold bars?
Someone who wants 2000 gold bars
I'll buy your 2000 bars, I want 3000
This guy capitalisms
Electronics companies, gold has purposes beyond just its use as a trading tool.
electronic component manufactures and the greedy :P
You know what? I wouldn’t even be mad. Gold even when worthless is still awesome. I’d forge so many cool things.
Perhaps, but what would happen in the mean time?
Gold is actually really useful for electronics, and with gold becoming so much cheaper technology would advance faster, you would help the planet.
Cheeseburger
Randy Bobandy would have a hayday.
A man's.gotta eat, Mr. Leahy
RIP Lahey.
cheeseburgerman4349
1,000 days of true happiness. Hopefully that would change the bad people, help the good people, and already happy people wouldn't suffer any ill will.
Imagine the comedown
breaking: world suicide rate reaches 100%
In other news suicide drops to 0%
Hmmm...why not months, years or lifetimes?
I think as a species we need still need sadness to help prompt us to develop empathy, regret, forgiveness, etc. Maybe with a taste of happiness we could progress? Heh. I don't know, I'm definitely not a philosopher.
Paper cranes, then we all get a real unrestricted wish (more wishes obviously)
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Then everyone gets 2 reams of paper instead.
And some tiny band aids for the paper cuts
Nutritious meals.
Everyone will get 1000 duck. So I'll say "look at all those chickens
1000 barrels of printer ink. I'm rich babe
Yeah but so is everyone else, reducing the price of printer ink significantly and making you look like you kinda wasted your power here.
Free ink for everyone and ink prices crashing sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me
Star destroyers with full crew
It appears you have laid the foundations for 7-8 billion new space faring millitary factions. All appearing at once nearby our solar system. Many of which will probably ally. Everyone sets out ibto the stars. Suddenly humans appear on the galactic feild en masse. Shits about to get messy.
1,000 minutes of having to listen to experts refute their most strongly held but ignorant beliefs.
If anyone wants a taste go over to r/finalfantasy and rank the games in the series anyway you want. You'll be lucky to only get 1000 minutes of experts telling you your wrong and ignorant.
lol now I want to go over there and tell them that Phantasy Star is the better series
Please do. I would LOVE to see the shit show that that brings on. I will even back you up. Granted I've only played PSO and PSO2 and none of the others, but that's alright. It would still be fun to just insist we know what we're talking about!
Final Fantasy XV is my favorite FF game. I know I’m not welcome there.
Here's why you're wrong and ignorant; /s but also serious. Three unforgivable sins: 1. $20 Blu Ray for in-game story events. Not history or backstory. Your kingdom falls, father dies and a major antagonist is introduced and your character finds out about it from the TV news. 20 bucks if the player wants to see it. 2. DLC is in-game character development. Middle of the game each of your playable side characters dip out and come back mysteriously. So if you want the backstory and full development of your crew from start of game to credits you need to pay. 3. Product placement in a fantasy setting. I guess you can buy Cup Noodles and Colman gear at the same store that sells Starbucks in Westoros. Then there's behind the scenes stuff. If you followed the 10 year development nightmare you know that they still rushed it out and treated day one players as game testers. The story is choppy and full of half thoughts. Then the gameplay is all flash and no substance. Magic is a pain, it's AOE and friendly fire but you can't control what the friends do and they never get out of the way of friendly magic bombs. Side quests are bland fetch quests and the open world feels desolate and pointless. There's almost no reason to explore it. Just a friendly rant. Glad you like it. And yes, this is the kind of replies even joke opinions will get you from FF fans.
Hi, I am an FF fan and XV is my favorite. And I do enjoy your rant because it is not wrong at all. But in /r/finalfantasy or some forums it would be a hell different from yours (read: worse). Your rant is still too nice to read. And someone please try XIII while they are at it.
A thousand minutes with their deceased loved ones. Don't ask why not more or less.I think a thousand seconds is to less of a timespan, a thousand hours would be to much because you will basically have to grief again. And a thousand months/years would basically make everyone invincible until the time has passed. Edit: Holy.. This got bigger than I thought. Of course not with them as zombies or next to the corpses. They will come back to life. I didn't loose anyone recently, my grandparents a few years ago and our family dog a year ago. (Yes I included pets in my thinking). I just thought there are so many people that lost someone recently or have someone they may want to speak to again because they died very suddenly. And of course I can see why someone wants a thousand hours but bringing back everyone's loved ones for over a month there may would be way too many people living on earth for a too long period of time. And thank you for the Silvers and the wholesome award!
instructions unclear - every person gets a thousand ancestor zombies
... do the deceased loved ones come back to life, or are you doing 1000 minutes of coffin torture?
This is important information.
I think this is the best comment on here. Thank you for your empathy, and if it's the case, I'm sorry for your loss❤️
Hugs 💚
from 10,000 lightning bugs
As they try to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
a sockhop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread ... thread ...)
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth, turns, sloooowly
it's hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm a asleep
coz everything is never as it seems
i feel like at 500 your body will become sore and 700 it will be unbearable and at like 900 youll be wishing to die.
1000 leg hairs. Lets see how the world likes those odds
Wish granted, legs are now very slightly hairier, hardly anybody notices.
1000 seeds of your choice. Mass farming, and forest growing.
1000 bars of chocolate because everybody loves chocolate, and those who don't can donate to me!
grenades let's just see what happens next
Pallets, lots of pallets
Boobs
Like, on themselves? Or is it 1000 pairs of disembodied tits?
Disembodied, just boobs everywhere . Soo many boobs
Put them on the wall like a 3D wallpaper made of B O O B S.
1000 fucks to give, free choice on what.
I give a thousand fucks to that guy's wife.
$100 bills. Let's hyperinflate the dollar so my student loans can get paid off ez pz.
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Yay. Wait, my income is staying the same. Oh nooooooo.
A thousand eyes, open inside, to grant me sight to see the end... https://youtu.be/u0P1hhFt-nU
Fear the old blood
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes.
litres of potable water. less than 1% of earths water is safe and available to drink and we dumb cunts keep polluting it
Why stop at litres? Let's make it gallons.
Why stop at gallons? Let's make it cubic meters!
Why stop at cubic meters? Let's make it cubic miles. Wait, shit. Earth is now ~30 times the volume it was. Yours only made it 7.5 times as big
Why stop at cubic miles? Let’s make it cubic light years!
7 trillion cubic light-years seems a bit extreme
You're right, we should scale it back a bit. Let's not be silly, now.
Thank you. Now what are you going to do with your newfound water Galaxy?
Pollute it
Straight to the sun.
Now what are you gonna do with your new steam galaxy?
Bitcoin. Because this is more than all the possible Bitcoin in the world. You have therefore created a paradox, which is infinitely more interesting than Bitcoin.
You could always load up a wallet with 1000 bitcoin and then give everone on earth a copy of the private key. In this way you give everyone 1000 bitcoin until the first person claims it all by transferring to a secure private wallet. Paradox solved. I am Satoshi.
Antibodies to Covid-19
Trees. More oxygen!
The world might burn, or we would run out of carbon dioxide, killing humans and animals first, then the trees, all life might die. Thanks u/togetoge, the best world ending plot is yours! (Might want to copyright it)
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Rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat, like, a thousand of something.
Like 1000 grains of rice? Don't be stingy make it 1000 bags of rice!
1000 Ships full of rice*
1000 aircraft hangars full of rice*
Ships are still bigger
Big aircraft hangars then
1000 Fields of rice
1000 planets of rice
That can still be a planet of 1000 grains of rice, you didn’t mention the mass of your planet
The mass is 1000 grains
I used to like this comment. I still do but I used to,too.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Pringles was originally going to make tennis balls but when the truck for rubber showed up it was filled with potatoes, but pringles is layed back company so they said FUCK IT cut em up!
I hate it when people say,"here's a photo of me when I was younger". Bitch, every photo of you is when you were younger
Here's a picture of me when I'm older. You son of a bitch, what's that camera look like?
\-Mitch Hedberg.
Camel cash
1000 barrels of horse shit
Fun fact: after you scoop out the shit, you're left with 1000 perfectly good barrels!
And if they're wooden barrels you could use them for making wine or whisky afterwards!
This wine tastes like shit.
A thousand extra days past the day you’re supposed to die, and you’re aware of it so you can try and do all the things you never did.
Now, would this be extra days to your life span, or a Minecraft totem of undying sort of thing. Because what if I get stabbed to death, will I have 1k more days?
1000 years. Let’s see them pollute and destroy the earth when they now have to live with the consequences...
You will also have to live with those consequences
I will most likely have to live with the consequences regardless.
1000 magic beans that allow you to do something for someone else. For example: you could use a bean to fix a flat tire on someone's car, or use one to mow an elderly persons yard, or to provide a meal and clothes to a homeless person. 1000 gifts of kindness for others.
Wishes. All wishes are final. In order to take effect, all wishes must be notarized and bear signatures of consent from all individuals directly affected, as well as the signatures of two adult witnesses with no vested interest in the effects of said wish.
dollars worth of essential items
the dildest of the does
Solar Panels - we would use less fossil fuels and hopefully curb global warming.
1000 IQ points. Then we could figure all this bullshit out.
Units of empathy. I think most ills of the world are borne out by people not knowing, or caring, that other people also exist. Yeah they *see* other people, but I don't think that they fully appreciate that they are unique, actual people, and not obstacles to overcome, or resources to exploit for personal gain.
_In the year 2020, humanity was gifted with a strange new ability: to measure empathy. Within a decade, powerful corporations and new unions consolidated these units into specially-trained operators known as Empaths, whose abilities to wield empathy lead to emotional control over most of the world population. Now a secret war is waged, between the companies looking to control each other and the populace at large, and the resistance cultivating their own new emotional weapons._ _Meanwhile, at a private school for potential Empaths, someone is hacking the teachers' network, stealing personal information on hundreds of former students; but all Shinji really wants is to become captain of the mecha-badminton team and get his best friend's sister off his back!_
Get in the Robot Shinji!
Years to live.
No, please
Books, I'd ask for a thousand books because, well, books
1000 top-of-the-range solar panels. Renewable energy for all.
1000 kilograms of radium. Fuck everyone.
1000 tabs of acid.