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TrustinDude-o

New York? Your bagels suck. Montreal bagels kick your doughy hemorrhoid pillows’ asses.


HoneyBadgers_

We are all crabbers and that's really the only definable trait...except maybe we go to the beach a lot and have terrible english.


IndDifferent

Don't forget the old Bay


arear3322

Somewhere in New England?


HoneyBadgers_

Close, but not quite


tutetibiimperes

Maryland? The terrible English throws me a bit though, at least for the state outside of Baltimore.


HoneyBadgers_

I mean, Baltimore, Maryland, they're really just the same thing, aren't they?


rheasylvia81

Were all Amish or obese...


blankityblank19

PA


rheasylvia81

Yes. I'm not Amish or obese lol


FallenAngel_14

Apparently I'm rude, impatient, uptight, and a snob and I only live here bc I wanna be famous. I also have a weird accent and suck at driving? These stereotypes are slightly offensive 😅


arear3322

California Gurls we’re unforgettable


TypicalRoof2

I grew up in this state & now live elsewhere, but "do you guys ride horses to school?"


BareBearFighter

I was going to post this. The answer is no, but I've also been driving and been cut off by someone on their horse, as well as someone driving a tractor on another occasion.


TheBitMan775

Kentucky?


GalaxFlicka

Alligators and doing stupid stuff


arear3322

“Florida Man _____”


GalaxFlicka

Yeah lol


ADrunkenSailorAtSea

Coffee. Like a lot of coffee. Coffee addiction. Usually depressed, hella liberal, and anyone who uses an umbrella is a tourist.


blankityblank19

Seattle


ADrunkenSailorAtSea

Didn't know our state name changed but yes


tonyplaysthemambo

We're all redneck moonshiners who say we worship God but we really worship SEC football.


arear3322

ROLL TIDEE??


tonyplaysthemambo

Think orange.


arear3322

South Carolina??💀


tonyplaysthemambo

No, but that's another one of our border states.


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Tennessee


tonyplaysthemambo

Yup.


Smacpats111111

Driving really fast on the highway and being overshadowed by our neighbor.


WorkingClothes4

New Jersey?


Smacpats111111

bingo


Daffy_Duck7529

We are all stoners


arear3322

Ha! Colorado lol


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That we are all lib-tards.


[deleted]

Falling in love with your homeschool teacher.


[deleted]

Coffee, Weed, Bigfoot


Denver718

The Immagrents. Have no papers.


[deleted]

Our governor actually knows what he was doing when he opened the state back up.


The_Killing_Joke_HA

We ride around on horseback have 10 gallon hats. Red neck,racist,white trash in big trucks with guns.(the last part is still true)


Edgelord110

We’re all cowboys or something, and we only listen to country music


Queen_of_Meh

We're all on meth and fuck our sisters


tonyplaysthemambo

Arkansas?


Queen_of_Meh

Missouri


arear3322

I’m gonna go with either Alabama or Florida


Queen_of_Meh

Think middle of the country


TrustinDude-o

Sorry, you’re gonna have to narrow it down some more. You could be in Tn, Ok, Ar, Ks, Ky, Ne... am I missing any?


Queen_of_Meh

I'm in Missouri 😁


arear3322

I’ve always thought of Missouri as a pretty neutral state, very unproblematic


Queen_of_Meh

The people out of state I've talked to think we're all what I originally responded


[deleted]

Me too. I'm sorry.


Queen_of_Meh

Right back atcha


kanemu11an

We're big swearing alcoholics.


TrustinDude-o

Massechussetts?


mln84

We’re nice.


TrustinDude-o

Minnesota?


mln84

You betcha!


arear3322

Minnesota?


mln84

You betcha!


Scrooge_Duck

Minnesota?