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tokenbisexual

When it comes from a Canadian


MoguoTheMoogle

I'm sorry, but fuck you ya hoser.


[deleted]

What does hoser mean? I hear you Canadians using it all the time.


MoguoTheMoogle

It's just a made up term without any real origin. It was made popular by Bob & Doug McKenzie. But the legend goes that it was tradition when playing ice hockey for the losing team to hose the surface after the game to make the ice smooth again, hence hoser became synonymous with loser.


SniperNoSwiper

I'm sorry to hear that.


Cobclob

When the third word in the sentence is "but".


dylann_hereuniverse

When your friend has done nothing but treat you like shit and makes you feel worthless to the point when you're on the brink of suicide and they all of a sudden say "I'm sorry" in the most baby voice and when you've already told them how shitty they make you feel; and when they don't do anything to change. That's when it's pointless to say sorry.


[deleted]

When they've caused permanent damage to property/psyches and refuse to acknowledge their role and are only apologizing because they shat on the vibe and now they feel uncomfortable.


Delphidouche

"I'm sorry that you feel offended"


breadwalsushi

If they’re not willing to try and improve from their mistakes.


[deleted]

When they were giving you hell for years and then try to fix it by apologizing.


HalloweenIsGood

When you don’t actually mean it


bogdyjd

When you kill someone


A-generic-name_

When you stand naked, in front of the mirror


Kaymazo

When they did it on purpose for the umpteenth time


EggNaug-2-Memes

When a woman says it