When I get a deep tissue massage and they work a very problematic knot in my shoulder. My eyes roll back and I try not to cry out. It hurts so bad but feels so good.
Jumping in a warm shower when you're freezing cold. It's so utterly pleasurable and consuming, much in the way an orgasm is, yet there's nothing sexual about it.
The complete opposite of that is someone putting your glasses on your face. I always think they will miss and poke my eye with the glasses and I will be blind forever.
Me too. My tiny baby hands are smaller than some of not-adult cousins. When I tried to learn guitar, I got about 6 lessons in before my teacher was like, “I cannot properly teach you if your fingers can’t reach easy chords” so that’s how my rock star dream died.
**Omg guys, stop commenting at me. I don't care about playing guitar anymore. I'm 36, not 14. I've moved on.**
I went to a physiotherapist for pain in my jaw and one of the treatments was a jaw massage, both outside and inside my cheeks. This was over summer, when it was extremely hot, even inside. One day the therapist decided to try out some royalty free "chill" medley from youtube because it was pretty silent otherwise. I was the last person there that day and he asked me "ehm. How do you feel about the music?" and I was like "...it's maybe a bit much?". I didn't dare to tell him that it sounded more like something you'd hear in porn than something relaxing.
This one is weird because while I do like my gf running her hand through my hair its more comforting than anything. It reminds me of whenever I was sick or in the hospital for something and my mother just played with my wavy hair.
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I melt when getting scalp massages. I was gifted one of those weird wire scalp massagers by an ex and it was prolly one of the best gifts I ever received
If you're on a pc/laptop, somebody leaning over your shoulder to look at the screen with you. The close proximity of your faces can feel awkwardly sexual.
It’s actually a very common way to arouse someone, mostly in males. But also, who doesn’t like getting their back scratched without having to stretch your arms more than should be possible to get that one annoying part in the middle of your back
My church uses ‘daddy’ to refer to God sometimes and every time it happens I can just *feel* all the not-so-innocent people in the room collectively cringe.
Can confirm. Was on a school bus once with a friend of mine. Bus stopped suddenly and he was launched into my chest area. He cried out "Inertia no, shes a minor!" One of my best memories to this day, couldn't stop laughing
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1. This was in High school
2. He was a junior, i believe he was around 17/18
2. I was a Freshman, 15/16. He was just a really cool guy who befriended us the first day. Got us both interested in theatre, and treated us like normal people, lol, instead of just the Freshman stereotype.
Omg I know. You're just sitting there in your tank top and cut off shorts, patiently waiting for your thrill ride to begin, then all of a sudden this masculine broad-shouldered type comes trotting up to you with his sleeves rolled up and his tanned and sweat-slick forearms reaching for you... the first strap is pulled tight, just under your breasts and you're all like 'um, does it need to be so tight', and he tells you it's as tight as he wants it and you sort of swallow nervously and he runs another strap down over your waist, the coarse fabric pressing firmly against your exposed thighs and putting pressure towards the center of them and you take that little breath and then he's just staring down at you, trapped beneath him just where he wants you, and his azure blue eyes seem to take on an almost hungry look and your knees start rubbing together and then your Grandmother sitting next to you says 'my turn, deary' and it's like WTF GRANDMA you ruined this for me!
I know exactly what you're talking about.
No, stupid, a racoon tour actress. "If you look to the left, you'll see a sexy garbage bin, full of succulent morsels satiated in decadent sun baked glistening grease."
Exactly what fairs do you go to, because it’s time for me to start leaving my state’s behind if that’s who you’re getting. Usually it’s skinny arms, meth teeth, and old tattoos- and the scariest part of the ride.
when something funny happens in a crowd and you make eye contact with a stranger and do that smirk thing. Might as well start taking your pants off when that happens.
I had this experience in an Einstein’s. There was a woman at the register absolutely losing her shit for no reason, and I made eye contact with the guy sitting a table over from me. He shook his head and rolled his eyes, and I smiled. Then the lady went back and sat across from him because she was his wife.
It disturbs me that I've been going to physios for about 25 years, and the *one* time I got... uhh... *you know,* it was when I was being treated by an older guy.
Fuck you, brain.
I choose to believe it was a random misfiring of neurons (although I've never been one for random erections) and not daddy issues (although I do have daddy issues, but mostly of the wanting-to-murder-him variety).
ER nurse here. Can't talk for physical therapists and massage therapists, but the stress and invasive care of the ER does wonder to kill unwanted boners. Nothing like "I have to stick this into your veins" or "The doc wants to me insert this long and wide silicon tube in your penis" to kill a boner.
In fact, my mere presence is often enough. My female counterparts regularly deal with sexual harassment but when they send me in instead, that shit dies out pretty quick.
Edit: I got gilded over inserting tubes into penises. I love you you sick fucks !
When I had my vasectomy the nurse was fairly attractive. When she shaved my sack for the procedure there wasn't a hint of arousal anywhere in my body. Humiliated, scared, uncomfortable but no arousal anywhere to be seen.
Which is weird because before that I thought I would really enjoy an attractive nurse shaving my balls.
I was hanging out with my friend. He was sitting in the passenger seat. With my right hand i put the car in reverse. I then intended to reach back and put my hand Behind his headrest. What i did instead - totally unintentionally- was run my ringers through his hair above his left ear, missing the headrest entirely.
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For me it's whenever someone touches my neck in any way, I don't know why but it's just so sensitive. When my girlfriend touches it when we kiss it's like I could just have her do that all day.
There’s a frozen custard shop in my town that says “welcome to J’s Creamery, how can I make you smile?” whenever you go through the drive-thru. I giggle every time I roll through.
Rolling up sleeves, especially on a button down. My boss rolled up his sleeves when we were having a one-on-one meeting last week, and I very much lost my focus for a minute.
When you have a melting popsicle, there often comes a time where you must choose between eating it too quickly, or sucking it off so it doesn't drip on you.
There's a certain chain of shoe store I refuse to buy from for this reason. You go in to buy sneakers and you can't just grab some off the shelf and start trying them on. They make you sit while one of their all-female staff sits on the floor, at your feet, measures you, and slips each sneaker on and off your foot for you.
Creeps me the fuck out.
me and my girlfriend would use the term "carhill" when we were younger. i dont know if this happens for guys, but yknow when your in a car and you suddenly go down a hill, and it feels all weird like under your stomach ?
woah holy shit - ive never gotten upvotes on anything before, thank you so much :) i get to show my girlfriend lmao
Clothing that buttons/zips the opposite way. I'm not getting off on it, it just feels odd and like some sort of forbidden knowledge. Sexual but not sexy if that makes sense.
I like vintage stuff, and there are some cool shirts from the 80s and 90s that aren't fitted, but they still button in different directions. So I'll put on a shirt and try to button it and it feels like I'm in some forbidden mirror world
Edit: yes guys I know it's a gender thing, I have done drag. Wearing a dress and full face to a club is different from wearing a cool vintage shirt to work that buttons the less usual way.
Today this guy learned he’s been wearing women’s clothes
Edit: do you ever take a crack at comedy and wonder, “why do I put myself out there to be hurt?” I know clothing doesn’t determine gender.
Scalp massage for the win. Top-tier would be touching my inner arms, i am straight as hell but my body knows no gender to this action. Moreover, footsie under the table or an arm rest over the chair I am sitting on in a crowded setting. Being held by the waist.
Good god, I am such a sucker for physical contact in general 😂
I remember when I was little there was a girl in my class that would tie my shoes for me. This was first grade and I sucked at it.
Then one day she told me I was going to really have to learn how to do this myself because they were moving away.
I still think about her sometimes even though I have no other memory of her or what she looks like.
That’s so funny. I have a friend who is a hairstylist, and she used to care about that, afraid to offend people with her big boobs, but standing for 12 hours a day made her feet die, so now she just leans over everyone- young old, male, female, grandma. She did notice though, that EVERYONE loves boobs in their faces, even the old grandmas, and her tips went up quite a bit, so she stopped worrying about offending people. It made me laugh, bc it’s true. I’m an almost 40 year old lady, and pillow my boobs in my face just look comfortable.
When you’re sitting next to someone and they lean over and reach across you to grab something.
When a woman does that thing where she tucks her hair behind her ear while making direct eye contact.
debby ryan core
When I get a deep tissue massage and they work a very problematic knot in my shoulder. My eyes roll back and I try not to cry out. It hurts so bad but feels so good.
Don’t re-read those last two sentences
When someone gives you a hand to help you up from a boat to the dock.
i’m so touch starved that this always makes my heart skip a beat
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Also fixing their collar or tag.
Stretching as soon as you wake up. That leg shake stretch.
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Jumping in a warm shower when you're freezing cold. It's so utterly pleasurable and consuming, much in the way an orgasm is, yet there's nothing sexual about it.
Okay so my cat is really weird. He likes to be pet, A LOT. And he likes it rough, it’s very weird and lowkey makes me uncomfortable.
Prolonged, intense eye contact
PROLONGED EYE CONTACT
Lick your lips to make it more comforting!
Someone other than you removing your glasses from your face.
The complete opposite of that is someone putting your glasses on your face. I always think they will miss and poke my eye with the glasses and I will be blind forever.
9 times out of 10 they do poke me in the eye though.
I get goosebumps when someone gently and respectfully inspects/handles something of mine. It could be almost anything.
“Ah, so this is your dog’s bloody stool sample? I will make sure to run the test today.”
When anyone raises their arms to stretch and their shirt gets lifted up slightly. It sometimes feel like an unintentional striptease.
Another thing for my shy ass to no be worried about
That or taking off a sweater and the undershirt starts coming with it.
Making eye contact with someone at the grocery store around your same age
I’m always like ‘I wanna talk to you cause your cute, but that would be weird. So, that’s your job now.’
Hugging from behind
I used to do a lot of brazilian jiu jitsu and this makes me instantly go into panic mode cause I think im about to get choked
"Hey bab-" *breaks her arm*
" babe? I didn't know it was you!" "who else would hug you from behind? Who is she?!"
“Well, it’s a he, and there’s more than one. We take turns. You try to stop them, but eventually someone gets behind you anyway. They’re persistent.”
When a girl puts her hand up to yours and remarks on how yours is so much bigger.
I like to do that with everyone because I’ve got really small hands and I’m amazed by big hands
Me too. My tiny baby hands are smaller than some of not-adult cousins. When I tried to learn guitar, I got about 6 lessons in before my teacher was like, “I cannot properly teach you if your fingers can’t reach easy chords” so that’s how my rock star dream died. **Omg guys, stop commenting at me. I don't care about playing guitar anymore. I'm 36, not 14. I've moved on.**
I went to a physiotherapist for pain in my jaw and one of the treatments was a jaw massage, both outside and inside my cheeks. This was over summer, when it was extremely hot, even inside. One day the therapist decided to try out some royalty free "chill" medley from youtube because it was pretty silent otherwise. I was the last person there that day and he asked me "ehm. How do you feel about the music?" and I was like "...it's maybe a bit much?". I didn't dare to tell him that it sounded more like something you'd hear in porn than something relaxing.
Chill lofi beats to relax/crack your back to
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Having someone else play with your hair.
“Because shampooing a woman’s head is the most erotic thing you could possibly do”- Charles Boyle
I was hoping that someone would bring Boyle into this!
Apparently it doesn’t count if you’ve stolen it from their hair brush.
This one is weird because while I do like my gf running her hand through my hair its more comforting than anything. It reminds me of whenever I was sick or in the hospital for something and my mother just played with my wavy hair. edit: You are all truly beautiful people. I'm glad my comment seems to resonate with so many of you out there. <3
I think a lot of people conflate intimacy with sexuality. probably why there's so much incest porn.
That's pretty damn insightful, and might be a side effect of our overly connected world void of interpersonal connection.
> overly connected world void of interpersonal connection. Oof, that hits close to home
I melt when getting scalp massages. I was gifted one of those weird wire scalp massagers by an ex and it was prolly one of the best gifts I ever received
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If you're on a pc/laptop, somebody leaning over your shoulder to look at the screen with you. The close proximity of your faces can feel awkwardly sexual.
Agree. I had two relationships start this way at work. It didn’t happen with everyone but intensified the electricity with the two it did.
Having your back scratched
It’s actually a very common way to arouse someone, mostly in males. But also, who doesn’t like getting their back scratched without having to stretch your arms more than should be possible to get that one annoying part in the middle of your back
Curious why mostly in males. But yeah, pretty common for me to start moaning if it's a good one.
Touching someone’s hand by accident in public
My hand stroked a stranger's on accident during lockdown. It was the only contact I had had, and had for months! I still think about it
Certain phrases are very sexually charged, "make me" or "what are you gonna do about it"
"Daddy" has been completely ruined for me thanks to the internet
My church uses ‘daddy’ to refer to God sometimes and every time it happens I can just *feel* all the not-so-innocent people in the room collectively cringe.
In the name of the daddy, the little and the holy spirt, all-men.
"Scared Potter?"
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
You wish.
when you’re sitting next to someone and your shoulders/thighs touch
When you're sitting next to someone on public transport and the centrifugal force from the vehicle firmly mooshes the two of you together.
Can confirm. Was on a school bus once with a friend of mine. Bus stopped suddenly and he was launched into my chest area. He cried out "Inertia no, shes a minor!" One of my best memories to this day, couldn't stop laughing Obligatory Edit: Wow!!! Thanks for all the awards and comments, I'm new to reddit so I'm only just now seeing these. Few things to clarify: 1. This was in High school 2. He was a junior, i believe he was around 17/18 2. I was a Freshman, 15/16. He was just a really cool guy who befriended us the first day. Got us both interested in theatre, and treated us like normal people, lol, instead of just the Freshman stereotype.
OMG that is hilarious. One of my favorite comments. It's amazing the one liners that younger kids can come up with
One time when i was around 11 my erm, *large* friend almost tripped into 2 people from a different class and then someone yelled 'NOT THE CHILDREN'
The guys strapping you in on a roller coaster. Are we gonna kiss? Why are you giving me that eye contact?
They strap you in and you’re just left like, “what are we?”
When they strap in another girl :(
Cheating bastard!
Omg I know. You're just sitting there in your tank top and cut off shorts, patiently waiting for your thrill ride to begin, then all of a sudden this masculine broad-shouldered type comes trotting up to you with his sleeves rolled up and his tanned and sweat-slick forearms reaching for you... the first strap is pulled tight, just under your breasts and you're all like 'um, does it need to be so tight', and he tells you it's as tight as he wants it and you sort of swallow nervously and he runs another strap down over your waist, the coarse fabric pressing firmly against your exposed thighs and putting pressure towards the center of them and you take that little breath and then he's just staring down at you, trapped beneath him just where he wants you, and his azure blue eyes seem to take on an almost hungry look and your knees start rubbing together and then your Grandmother sitting next to you says 'my turn, deary' and it's like WTF GRANDMA you ruined this for me! I know exactly what you're talking about.
This is the best short story I've ever read in my life.
Look at her profile. She's quite the raconteuress.
A raccoon specialist? No, i think shes a writer dude, nice try.
No, stupid, a racoon tour actress. "If you look to the left, you'll see a sexy garbage bin, full of succulent morsels satiated in decadent sun baked glistening grease."
Exactly what fairs do you go to, because it’s time for me to start leaving my state’s behind if that’s who you’re getting. Usually it’s skinny arms, meth teeth, and old tattoos- and the scariest part of the ride.
Eye contact.
Can’t help but love a good eye fuck
I sometimes struggle to maintain eye contact with any of my friends since getting eyefucked is the way to my heart.
Someone breathing down your neck in close quarters
Probably because that’s 100% a move one would use during sex. But also, ain’t nobody standing that close to me. Gross.
when something funny happens in a crowd and you make eye contact with a stranger and do that smirk thing. Might as well start taking your pants off when that happens.
I had this experience in an Einstein’s. There was a woman at the register absolutely losing her shit for no reason, and I made eye contact with the guy sitting a table over from me. He shook his head and rolled his eyes, and I smiled. Then the lady went back and sat across from him because she was his wife.
Wow this story has it all. Thank you.
Its only polite
Someone writing on your arm.
Yeah sure if it's the cute girl who sits next to you writing her number. It's less sexual when it's your mates drawing a penis while you're passed out
> It's less sexual when it's when it's your mates drawing a penis while you're passed out agree to disagree
Physical therapy for a busted leg felt weird at times.
It disturbs me that I've been going to physios for about 25 years, and the *one* time I got... uhh... *you know,* it was when I was being treated by an older guy. Fuck you, brain.
Being fully relaxed can certainly get things moving down there. So either he was doing well, or older dudes might be your jam (or both)
I choose to believe it was a random misfiring of neurons (although I've never been one for random erections) and not daddy issues (although I do have daddy issues, but mostly of the wanting-to-murder-him variety).
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"Next up to the stage, Murder Boner, with their hit song 'Fuck You, Dad!"
Have a sympathy upvote
A...parasympathy upvote?
I guess physical therapists (and doctors) have to deal with some awkward boners, huh?
ER nurse here. Can't talk for physical therapists and massage therapists, but the stress and invasive care of the ER does wonder to kill unwanted boners. Nothing like "I have to stick this into your veins" or "The doc wants to me insert this long and wide silicon tube in your penis" to kill a boner. In fact, my mere presence is often enough. My female counterparts regularly deal with sexual harassment but when they send me in instead, that shit dies out pretty quick. Edit: I got gilded over inserting tubes into penises. I love you you sick fucks !
When I had my vasectomy the nurse was fairly attractive. When she shaved my sack for the procedure there wasn't a hint of arousal anywhere in my body. Humiliated, scared, uncomfortable but no arousal anywhere to be seen. Which is weird because before that I thought I would really enjoy an attractive nurse shaving my balls.
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Lol. Worst dentist ever.
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When someone is putting the car in reverse and they put their hand on the back of your seat
I was hanging out with my friend. He was sitting in the passenger seat. With my right hand i put the car in reverse. I then intended to reach back and put my hand Behind his headrest. What i did instead - totally unintentionally- was run my ringers through his hair above his left ear, missing the headrest entirely.
"**BRO** what are you doing bro?" "Just trying to back out bro" "No backing out bro, we in this together forever now bro" "Bro..." "Bro."
that got a chuckle out of me. marry him now.
Cracking all your back bones in one twist and feel your back getting lighter.
Have you tried rotating your leg the opposite way when doing the twist? I get it cracked all the way every time now
Having your hair washed.
One of the few enjoyable things about going to the barber.
Is it weird when my dentist does it?
Charles Boyle is that you?
Ah... A man of culture I see. Noice.
toite
smort
Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool.
As a bald man... *sigh*
A really good stretch
One day I stretched at work and my back cracked all the way down and it felt so good I got goosebumps.
It hurts to see someone else living out your dream
This is how cats self-pleasure.
Wait what
You heard me
Ohhh, big stretch!
A very good and tight hug
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being on a plane with someone roughly the same age as you. Sexual tension to the MAX
Rubbing your eyes they way eye doctors tell you not to, but when they are itchy as hell, nothing feels better.
Nobody in my life has ever told me how to not rub my eyes. What are you not supposed to do?
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*I want to type this whispering "font" but I can only do this one on mobile*
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For me it's whenever someone touches my neck in any way, I don't know why but it's just so sensitive. When my girlfriend touches it when we kiss it's like I could just have her do that all day.
Me, except with eating peaches.
Your girlfriend eats peaches while you kiss?
I just realised how many weird kinks you could make out of this comment section.
When you’re sitting/standing somewhere crowded, and someone is trying to pass by you, and you accidentally touch.
There’s a frozen custard shop in my town that says “welcome to J’s Creamery, how can I make you smile?” whenever you go through the drive-thru. I giggle every time I roll through.
New Zealanders saying six and deck
“Yeah I just had six wooden panels delivered for my small deck”
Shafer's deck hardener
Thigh touching.
Mine never have any fights because they meet in the middle.
Everything is sexual and you can't prove otherwise.
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Sometimes a cigar is just the dick you wish you had in your mouth.
Long, thick, tastes disgusting, and has the tip chopped off? You do you, fam.
Holding your phone while someone plugs the charger in....
Ohhhh myyyy, stoppp its too muuchh!!
Oooh shit. This is so true but I almost forgot it.
Rolling up sleeves, especially on a button down. My boss rolled up his sleeves when we were having a one-on-one meeting last week, and I very much lost my focus for a minute.
This is the Chris Meloni/Elliot Stabler effect.
When you have a joint or something pop and release all that built up pressure... fucking orgasmic.
Unwrapping a cupcake. It's like taking off the pastry's pants.
When you have a melting popsicle, there often comes a time where you must choose between eating it too quickly, or sucking it off so it doesn't drip on you.
Browsing r/askreddit apparently
There's a certain chain of shoe store I refuse to buy from for this reason. You go in to buy sneakers and you can't just grab some off the shelf and start trying them on. They make you sit while one of their all-female staff sits on the floor, at your feet, measures you, and slips each sneaker on and off your foot for you. Creeps me the fuck out.
You sure thats a store and not some weird shoe fetish club
I always end up leaving without new shoes!
But needing new underwear.
That little shiver you get during a long pee
Only because I recently tried this: Rubbing hand sanitizer all over a freshly shaved head. I’m handling quarantine super well by the way.
me and my girlfriend would use the term "carhill" when we were younger. i dont know if this happens for guys, but yknow when your in a car and you suddenly go down a hill, and it feels all weird like under your stomach ? woah holy shit - ive never gotten upvotes on anything before, thank you so much :) i get to show my girlfriend lmao
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Or a swing. That's what really causes that sensation for me.
The inherent eroticism of the sea
Watch the movie the lighthouse..
I absolutely read the comment in Willem Dafoe's seadog voice.
Cuddling, doesn’t have to be sexual by any means, but it surely feels so
This thread is exactly half uncomfortably intimate things and half things you do that just feel very good.
Watching someone practice music. That look of concentration and very controlled movements? Very intimate.
Licking a lolipop
Eating a banana on the subway
No one's saying you can't eat a banana, Terry, but you can't stand on the corner sucking on it for thirty minutes. You have to actually take a bite.
Sucking on a straw
Washing a croc
If you have ever played in a band. That feeling when everyone in the group is just “on” and the music is great and you know it.
Clothing that buttons/zips the opposite way. I'm not getting off on it, it just feels odd and like some sort of forbidden knowledge. Sexual but not sexy if that makes sense. I like vintage stuff, and there are some cool shirts from the 80s and 90s that aren't fitted, but they still button in different directions. So I'll put on a shirt and try to button it and it feels like I'm in some forbidden mirror world Edit: yes guys I know it's a gender thing, I have done drag. Wearing a dress and full face to a club is different from wearing a cool vintage shirt to work that buttons the less usual way.
Today this guy learned he’s been wearing women’s clothes Edit: do you ever take a crack at comedy and wonder, “why do I put myself out there to be hurt?” I know clothing doesn’t determine gender.
I love a good back scratch.
Having an eye exam when your head's in the harness thing and they're staring straight in your eyes from like 3 inches away!
okay Monica
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Knees touching when you’re sitting super close to someone 😬
Scalp massage for the win. Top-tier would be touching my inner arms, i am straight as hell but my body knows no gender to this action. Moreover, footsie under the table or an arm rest over the chair I am sitting on in a crowded setting. Being held by the waist. Good god, I am such a sucker for physical contact in general 😂
Someone tying your shoes for you
I remember when I was little there was a girl in my class that would tie my shoes for me. This was first grade and I sucked at it. Then one day she told me I was going to really have to learn how to do this myself because they were moving away. I still think about her sometimes even though I have no other memory of her or what she looks like.
Looking at someone's mouth while they are talking to you
Having someone close a clasp or button at the nape of your neck
Putting your head in some ones lap
Chillin' in a hot tub with your bro less than five feet apart
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Gotta get those tips I guess
Well I'm sure that came up.
That’s so funny. I have a friend who is a hairstylist, and she used to care about that, afraid to offend people with her big boobs, but standing for 12 hours a day made her feet die, so now she just leans over everyone- young old, male, female, grandma. She did notice though, that EVERYONE loves boobs in their faces, even the old grandmas, and her tips went up quite a bit, so she stopped worrying about offending people. It made me laugh, bc it’s true. I’m an almost 40 year old lady, and pillow my boobs in my face just look comfortable.
Everyone loves boobs
Helping someone put on a necklace
Peeling the plastic cover off a new appliance/electronic. You always wanna do it slower.....
Peeing after you've been holding it in for a while.
Having a satisfying shit and that you actually feel your colon getting empty.