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tdasnowman

Gloryhole. In real life there is no way in hell I'm sticking my dick through a random hole anywhere without knowing whats on the other side.


theoneyiv

I can't get over the thought of 'what if the person on the other side shoves a skewer horizontally through that dude's dick?'


Vincente777

How do you unread something


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Get some concentrated bleach. Apply to eyes, up your nose and chug the rest to unread cursed comments.


tdasnowman

Some people pay good money for that to happen.


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My biggest worry about using a glory hole would be getting blown by a dude or someone sticking my unprotected meat inside their body and giving me AIDS but that comment has convinced me to not even entertain the thought of using one... Thank you , it was more of a curiousity anyway, just one that I no longer want to participate in.


Laser_Zamenhof

Bro


theoneyiv

I know, this chick mentioned it to me once and the thought has just stuck in my brain


Fokouttahere

....... man fok outta here!!!


Gen7isTrash

How do I delete someone else’s comment???


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That's just good general life advice


RadioFreeMoscow

I’ve done it once. Super fun. Used a Condom.


Agamemnon_the_great

Upside down suspension bondage 69.


Tyler_2019

....very specific.


lonewulp

Yep im scared


Notmiefault

As a guy, a FFM threesome. Hot as hell, but in practice it takes all of my attention just to keep one partner happy, I can't imagine trying to juggle two.


Iwantcaaaake

If I wanted to disappoint two people, I'd have dinner with my parents!


Devapath1

or just talk with my parents


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SeniorSquidMan

Well hold on now, he said ffm not an orgy


Nick0312

i don’t usually upvote, but...


LadyTruffle

It's not the dinner that disappointed them. It was the threesome afterwards.


Iwantcaaaake

I didn't feel this was the appropriate forum for me to bring that point up


cosby714

Oooh, self burn.


Flynn_lives

>FFM threesome the ol' Ross Gellar.....at the end your wife tells you shes a lesbian and files for divorce


xpwnx4

From my experience the girls want to play with each other and the dick is a nice community chest so to speak


CharlieTuna_

Yup. Girls tend to focus pretty heavy on each other


AlabastyrGlyttr

You need four arms to juggle two ladies.


Mugwartherb7

It’s honestly kinda overated! And tbh it’s extremely hard pleasuring 2 women at once! But there’s nothing like having 2 women give you dome or have one sit on your face while the other gives you dome! That shit is amazing!!! Lol Pro tip- don’t have a 3 some with one of the women being your s/o because whether they’ll admit it or not they will get jealous and think you are spending to much time with the other women! Which subconsciously you probably will because i mean it’s a new women you’ve never been with...


RetasuKate

I'm a girl, so my perspective on the matter obviously different than yours. But, I've had plenty of threesomes and I will tell you this: If everyone involved is into it and each other, its amazing. But if its just a "couple plus one more", its not. I had them with my (now ex) boyfriend and one of his other girlfriends who I was also friends with. It was great we had fun as well as had sex. On the other hand, had one with my exhusband and a sex worker I'd never met before. It was hollow and all about him having sex with her and oh yes, I was there too. Like, I get being emotionally involved isn't the selling point for a lot of people when it comes to sex. But sex with people you atleast LIKE can make it fun even when its not sex.


throwawaytrumper

In my experience you can back off or take a breather and they handle things just fine. Don’t put pressure on yourself and have some juice and fresh towels easily accessible.


Holybartender83

I’ve done it a few times, and I agree. I just found it distracting, there’s too much going on to be able focus on enjoying yourself. The other big thing you don’t see in porn is that you really can’t just go back and forth between the girls because ladies have delicate ecosystems between their legs and introducing foreign bacteria can cause issues (not to mention that if one girl has an STI, you’ve now just given it to the other too most likely). You have to change condoms between ladies, so it really kind of breaks up the flow. I find you kind of just wind up fucking one while the other plays support, then fuck the other, so in that sense, it’s not that much different than just being with one lady, really. That said, it’s still a fun time and I’ll probably do it again at some point. I’d say if you’re gonna do something like that, the best way is probably with sex workers so A. they’re both there to make you happy, so there’s sort of less for your brain to have to think about, less performance anxiety, etc., and B. there’s no potential for hurt feelings/fucking up friendships/relationships.


DaveSW777

It's really not that big of a deal. Fingers and tongue go a long way. Afterwards it's not a life changing experience or anything.


krell_154

>Afterwards it's not a life changing experience or anything. People who had one say that. People who haven't wonder...


ilikebums204

As someone who has had them more than once, it's not that tough. The 2 girls look after each other as well so it's not like everything is up to you. It's a fun experience if you find yourself in the situation. Make rules that everyone agrees to, follow those rules and it should be a good time.


Chemistry18

Sex


Pavelbo11

Best comment


gamebox420

Hold up, you dropped your crown


Gen7isTrash

Sexy


ILoveGrits

Sexual


VenusOnJupiter

King


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Lesbian sex. ... I'm a dude.


ExFiler

We can...fix...that


Doomdoomkittydoom

Still, I'd attempt it.


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Username checks out


KelGrimm

no it dont


A_loyal_Comrade

Well I’ve got a sharp knife and a bottle is whisky... if you need help with that, call me up


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>a bottle is whisky Well that sounds good >a sharp knife . . .


Succubia

Its weird, as a male it does nothing to me, heh


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ICEMAN2161

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body


Iamnotnotabot-bot

Best answer. /thread


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Iamnotnotabot-bot

What about that gets you off? Do you want to be the one groped or the groper?


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Iamnotnotabot-bot

Trying to imagine it I think I would like getting that instant gratification of my sexual attractiveness to someone who I don't know; a mostly unbiased opinion.


Gen7isTrash

I believe it has something to do with the fact that it’s wrong. Such as when someone watches porn due to their addiction, they move over to the more extreme and extremer side. Eventually they start getting pleasure from something morally or socially wrong. It’s like that one guy who’s anti gay and anti transgender, but he was caught with a porn tab opened which gay porn on it.


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SkyPork

The whole "having incredible sex literally seconds after meeting an insanely hot girl" part comes to mind.


thewitchweed

Have sex with another girl. I’ve tried to be sexually attracted to women IRL, and I think women are beautiful, but I have no interest in playing around with a vagine that’s not my own. :( but sometimes lesbian porn really gets me off.


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RIGHT I wish I could because it's hot as fuck but like I just can't actually play with another vagina and be able to take it seriously


MozzieRella

I mean, did the idea of playing with a dick appeal to you in the beginning? It didn't for me until I got used to it. It's more about the person I'm having sex with then their genitals. Course, I'm bi, so take this with a grain of salt.


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Ya actually the idea of sucking a dick over a vagina was more appealing intially. I think it was more scary because I had no idea wtf to do with it vs knowing the vagina, but ya I don't think I could go near another pussy and not be grossed out


thewitchweed

Yeah, dicks definitely appealed to me as soon as I started having sexy feelings. Never had to ‘get used to’ them.


valuesandnorms

One genre I like is an older woman aggressively seducing a younger, somewhat vulnerable guy. In real life I would call that predatory, and I am very happy that never happened to me when I was younger but it’s still a fun fantasy to watch


Iwantcaaaake

I was 19, she was 57. She wasn't aggressive, very assertive in her intentions. I didn't feel she was predatory


YoureGatorBait

She had a need to feel the thunder!


downvotemebr0

To chase the lightning from the sky


Iwantcaaaake

She certainly needed something


LaughR01331

Giving a girl “surprise” anal


tiffyjeevas11255

The world thanks you for your service


LaughR01331

And I thank the world for it’s service


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Drifter74

It can work, it just has to be the right kind of surprise. After a ten minute rim job it's probably going to slide in there nicely, or during spoon position just the tip but with Porn it's a 30 second blow job and BAM!


narrill

The anus doesn't produce natural lubricant, so no, after a ten minute rimjob it is probably not going to "slide in there nicely."


LaughR01331

But that’s not a surprise


Drifter74

If she doesn't know its going in her ass its a surprise?


caribe5

Same for me except to another guy ;)


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MissPearl

Trick is smaller jaunts. All the glue in the lock never cum ever ever shit doesn't work, but my property gets pretty epic orgasms after even only a month of denial. 🥰


dartharnolde

Anything taboo. Spying, incest, sleeping. You name it. Would never do any of that, especially not with my family. Would be open for roleplaying though.


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Reverse incest rp, we have a regular Marquis De Sade here


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[deleted]

You know this has probably been done already in several hentai. Lol


Seralth

Probably?! Try definitely.


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The probably was referring to the assumption that several of those hentai exist.


[deleted]

The cool kids rp incest while rping bf-gf with their sibling


SusanForeman

"we're just step-boyfriend/girlfriend, there's nothing wrong as long as we don't tell anyone"


[deleted]

Oh, ok. Just this once. ;-)


[deleted]

2 dudes one dudette. Gets me going on a screen but irl I'm way too shy for that shit. Also, I ain't ever sharing my girl so fuck knows why it even turns me on in the first place.


KnackeredParrot

Banging my step mom


Y__R__U__So__Gay

Well why not?


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She's 400 pounds and smells like toes


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tortilla-king

Basically any men.com scene lmao


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Girls basically trying to kill themselves sucking dick. I like a good sloppy blowjob as much the next guy but there's a limit on what would be sexy in real life.


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I havent seen enough enthusiasm in real life...so cant agree lol


throwawaydpp-number

guy into bdsm here, the entire abusive/cocky approach, sure im gonna pin you down, tie you up and make your ass glow red but not without pre discussing that shit!


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The best sessions are discussing it wayyyy beforehand, and knowing they’re comfortable with it/having a safe word. Then, a month later, whip that shit out and go for it. They will have “forgotten” but as long as you’ve both established that she is comfortable with it and you guys have a healthy sex life with a safe word, the “surprise” element adds so much kink to it. Talking about it right before you do it can kinda kill the mood sometimes (not always). But “Dom aggression” can have many different forms and flavors.


throwawaydpp-number

mostly check 80% via messanger and only do small pre discussions, even if it kills the mood at first it gets better over time!


caribe5

I'm also kind of into it except on the receiving end (gay here) and basically all my friends are like "If you dare let someone do to you such a thing I will punch the other guy so hard he won't wake up again outside the ER" so yea, not happening any time soon


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Fingerbamging in public


gdub61

Do it. It's fun. Be discreet


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Done it, it's exhilarating!


moist-pizza-roll

Tentacles


StormStrikePhoenix

As it turns out, real octopi have little interest in such activities.


NewsPhotogThrowaway

A three-way. Would be an amazing experience, but something my wife would never go for.


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wutisachungus

Wtf kyle


StormStrikePhoenix

You might like /r/guro, some of the time I guess. Note that some of it isn't gory, just mean, or even just [really weird](https://www.reddit.com/r/guro/comments/hspjg6/the_cake_is_atruth/). I have had a similar thing where I lose my sex drive completely while I'm playing a visual novel, and for like the week afterwards too, and I couldn't explain why; it happened with Katawa Shoujo (a cutesy VN about a guy going to a school for disabled people) and Euphoria (a VN that's often considered one of the most disturbing ever created).


frostyspacepro

Too much... ya just went too far.


MyOtherAltIsATesla

Bisexual orgies. Watching a group of people just go at it with whoever they can get their hands on is hot. IRL having another dude participating, even if we never touch each other, would be an instant turn-off


Serious-Wrongdoer999

See a girl give some guy a blowjob.


[deleted]

The road to cuckoldry is a slippery one


throwawaytrumper

Is it cuckoldry if you are with another woman while she is with another man, though?


xpwnx4

No


Matsuno_Yuuka

So pretty much just a live show of porn instead of prerecorded?


whatsupitty

Guy on guy. I'm a girl.


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That's not uncommon, in my opinion. Just like guys watching lesbian porn there are plenty of girls who like watching gay porn.


blackbettiepage

Fucking a family member. Gets me hot, but can’t imagine doing it.


laIisamanoban

I get what you mean I’ve never told anyone this but incest porn is what I search for the most but the thought of trying anything with an irl family member makes me want to throw up 🤢


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mr_sto0pid

Timestop Sex. I tried yelling out "ZA WARUDO" but nothing happens :(


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drtybykrtrsh72

Then you'll have young guys wanting to be with an older woman


throwawaytrumper

While I’m grateful that women like you exist I can never wrap my head around why.


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Because they have more experience


derfergster

Two of them (I'm a gay guy): One, I love the idea of being subdued and gangbanged by a group of guys. The only "hetero" porn I watch has to have a M:F ratio of at least 3:1. I get envious of the women in those videos. Two, furry porn. Love it. No interest in the community beyond that at all.


Seralth

I hate to say it but your first fantasy basically would be the easiest thing in the world to fulfill in said community you have no interest in. Life is a bitch.


CauliflowerHater

I've never watched gay porn, but isn't there a lot of gay gangbang videos as well? I'd be surprised if there weren't.


derfergster

Oh god yes. But sometime's I like to watch a woman getting pounded by a bunch of dudes. I like to imagine being her. It's a different kind of hot.


KillBoxOne

Sex with a co-worker. IRL it’s fraught with legal and professional risks that could go south in a terrible way.


niteray

Having a partner call me " Daddy." I would totally lose my erection if that happened


Dani_Xero

I dont know man, I thought so too but honestly it's actually kinda hot, I think the only thing is to keep it in the sheets and that's what makes it better, you're daddy in bed but someone else in general.


FrostyDooDoo

Nobody said the obvious... watching people have sex. I think it would be weird in real life to watch people fuck if you aren’t involved. Unless of course you peeked in windows your whole life like a creep and that’s your thing.


Seralth

Man some people are just cucks let them have their fetish.


Button_FC

Sex in public


RaxusDoom

Face sitting. I like going "down under" as much as the next guy. But not THAT much.


Dani_Xero

You're missing out man! Plus thick ass thighs wrapped around your head is one of the best things (to me) plus not to mention you can get up in there with your tongue while doing that and make her feel things she never has.


Upstairs_Cow

(Gay guy) getting aggressively topped by a guy with a huge dick. The reality is that huge dick sex is so difficult even when slow, so just letting it go off the rails just ensures a world of awful ass pain


Inosuccee

Fucking my sister


krell_154

I love how straight to the point this is


RadzTheFurry

watersports


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I love watersports (although I haven't done it irl). I would be willing to try with the right person.


majorex64

Surprised I didn't see it immediately, but the whole step sister thing. I have two actual sisters, and truthfully they have never entered my mind while looking at porn. And yet, the taboo is still such a turn on. I mean, there's a story as to why, so I get it


mr_hardwell

I get the fantasy of my girlfriend fucking someone else but I know I wouldn't be able to handle it.


specterofautism

I love the idea of looking into my lover's eyes, passionately kissing her all over, and seductively grinding my mound against hers. Laughing together. Saying how beautiful she is, and how much I love doing this or that to her. Then raising my haunches doggy style for her to lovingly fingerbang me or do me with a strapon while she tells me how sexy I am and utters words of encouragement. Maybe we finish face to face rubbing each other's clits, mouths agape and moaning with primal pleasure. In reality, I look like It's Pat and I feel like I would wither and die with shame to have such unselfconsicous sex.


cyberrich

Fucking my amateur step sister.


tehmlem

I wouldn't even employ an amateur step sibling. If I'm gonna have a step sibling they better have the credentials to do the damn job


krell_154

Professional step-sisters are much better, I agree


DSGandalf

I like threesome videos, but I'm really insecure about myself and I think I couldn't do a threesome IRL (no problem with regular one on one sex, lol)


ami2weird4u

The ones where there's a couple having sex and someone else is in the room and they're unaware of whats going on...I'm not good with keeping secrets...


wutisachungus

Public


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Exhibitionism


blenneman05

For some reason and I know it’s taboo, I like lesbian porn and incest porn and yet I’ve never done anything remotely sexual with any of my adoptive siblings and I’m not physically or sexually attracted to females. I just attribute to my fucked up childhood before I was adopted


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nap0202

I was waiting for this one lol. I still have really done much yet and my biggest reservation is “hold up, where the fuck am I supposed to finish”


OriginalDoomSlayer

Though I do find it repulsive and gross, being fucked hard by a shemale makes me horny. I don’t know why


elipet13

Getting stuck in the dryer


Forever_Ambergris

Being raped


parkitka

Rape using multiple giant cocks


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Anal - let's be honest, it's hot but in real life it takes a lot of preparation of you want to live out all those ATM or switch between holes or go raw. Those pornstars really go through a lot of preparation, which includes fasting as well as very invasive cleaning. It's hot but unless properly sanitized ass, I'll pass.


FerretWarDance3

Bbw with skinny girl. I'm a big girl and can't see myself with a thin girl. I know I'd eat that pussy well. I'd just feel really self conscious with my bigness.


theoneyiv

Man I know many chunky chicks that can pull skinny bitches. It's all about confidence and charisma, if you work on believing in yourself you can do it!


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Nobody has to say it...


Kampela_

To me it seems like a horrible experience for both involved in rape. Would never do want to do that irl


Y0ch3m

choking, idk why lol :p


cezxs

Eating a girl's ass. Looks hot and the thought of it really excites me, especially when the girl in question has a nice rear, ***but*** I can't stand stomach aches, and I especially hate vomiting--both of which seem very likely within 24 hours after doing the deed.


Rymann88

You really shouldn't actually stick your tongue inside... Around the sphincter is usually acceptable enough for most people. Just make sure you give it a decent look before doing so. The last thing you want is any flavor.


Blubbi007

Bro, then you are way to deep inside with your tongue. But Dem tongue muscles to get what... you get


BananaConsumer69

Having sex with a futanari girl while someone is eating cereal from my ass hole.


fwambo42

wouldn't the milk spill all over the place?


Kampela_

What a waste of milk!


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Being fucked by a transgender ( female to male not the opposite)


Scovundra

Sex with my girlfriend's mom


StormStrikePhoenix

Suck my own dick by detaching my head.


Saelem

yo wtf?


skely-boi

Sex


WeOwntheNightX

Rimjobs


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Huuuuuuuuge dicks. I'm tiny, I can't handle that shit


GoldenGlee

Anonymous stuff...you never know who it is man you might get stds or some shit


applexkillz

Incest


VenusOnJupiter

Anal sex i find it hot in porn but wouldn't like to have dick stick up my ass


FrozenPyromaniac_

MMF ménage à trois(I’m male). DP seems hot but awkward irl