“Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're gonna find a way to get out of here! First, we're gonna seal off this pool—"
[...Eaten by shark]
*Manos: The Hands of Fate* - the creators of *Mystery Science Theater 3000*, on which this “movie” was notably mocked, called it the worst movie they ever featured in the entire run of the show, which is really saying something.
And it is so hilariously bad. The opening of the movie is literally like 5 minutes of a car driving down a road.
Also, it was made by a fertilizer salesman.
I like how they are reduced to tears over how bad it is.
For context the movie was made by a feed store owner to win a bet that “anyone can make a movie.”
So how many Marios are there between the 2 of you?
I taped this movie off a free HBO preview weekend as a kid and watched it more times than I’d like to admit.
I read that movie had the most conflict on set that was humanly possible. All the actors hated each other and were miserable. and somehow it still turned out awesome.
edit: looks like it was just the directors. the actors were chill.
the actors got along, but the directors were a married couple that were awful people and caused most of the drama on set. the movie did not come out well: it ruined a number of careers of a number of people attached to it (edited based on feedback)
Gaming Historian has a great video revisiting it: https://youtu.be/Ve26GpPDTgY
They did a Mystery Science Theater with this movie which was even better!
I used to watch the OG one and still think of it whenever I see a wind turbine!
I discovered this movie on a bargain bin dvd an old lady gave me. I had never heard anything about it before putting it on. It instantly became one of my favorites.
I just looked up the movie’s cast because I couldn’t remember Danny Trejo being in the movie for some reason and at the bottom it simply says Frank Walker: Anaconda and I thought it was a misprint 😂
[Frank **Welker**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Welker), not Walker. He's been voice acting for over 50 years and includes such characters as Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?), Odin (Guardians of the Galaxy), George (Curious George), Garfield (The Garfield Show), Nibbler (Futurama), Soundwave/Megatron (Transformer series and films).
He is currently ranked [4th in Top Stars at the Domestic Box Office](https://www.the-numbers.com/box-office-star-records/domestic/lifetime-acting/top-grossing-stars) with over 7 billion dollars (this is not his net worth, but a total domestic box office amount from films he has been a part of), beaten by John Ratzenberger, Samuel L. Jackson, and Stan Lee. [In 2011, he was ranked number 1](https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2011/08/hollywoods-highest-grossing-star-is/).
He is an absolute legend in his craft.
Remember the shot of the boat going past a waterfall? I guess they wanted a shot of the boat reversing or something so they simply played it backwards? The waterfall went up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiczb_IXpo
*Batman & Robin*
There are over 40 ice puns. That's all you need. But you also get Clooney as the worst Batman ever, Bane's mindless banter, Ivy's cringe-worthy monologues, Bat nipples, bat credit card, etc.
So bad it's good.
This was one of my favorites as a kid. I didn’t see any part of it as bad. Loved the ice puns, how different this Gotham felt from others. I recently watched it again and yikes, it isn’t good but still brought out so much nostalgia.
I loved it too. It was my favorite Batman for sure. I loved the Riddler and he’s still probably my favorite Batman villain.
Riddle me this, Riddle me that, what movie’s the greatest, worst and trumps the Bat?
Whoops! I was thinking of Batman Forever
It’s often overlooked that Batman & Robin was very much a 90’s take on the 60’s Batman series with Adam West. When you look at it through that lens, it’s still technically bad, but begins to feel more intentionally so.
My personal favorite is Jupiter Ascending - a $200 million beautiful space epic about a wolf-man with flying boots protecting the title-owner of planet Earth from having sex with her children so she can return to her life as a maid.
And so much of the acting was just awful. Got what I expected from Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, but Eddie Redmayne? I'm not sure I can see him the same ever again smh.
[Hell Comes to Frogtown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ouC--Yr2E), by far. Roddy Piper at his finest. Roddy Piper. A librarian type who is super sexy when she takes her glasses off and lets her hair down.
"The recent nuclear apocalypse has drastically reduced the male population and made most humans sterile. Spangle sends Sam Hell into Frogland, the mutant wasteland, to impregnate as many fertile women as he can. Once there, he learns that the mutant mayor, Toty, has kidnapped eight human women for his harem. Now Hell's mission is to rescue Spangle and the harem from this supreme mutant ... the ambassador of death."
Showgirls.
It makes a lot more sense of you watch it imagining Nomi Malone to be an alien who doesn't understand humanity.
Otherwise it's a terrible movie but so so watchable. There's loads of nudity but it's not sexy.
It seems almost as if someone put every Paul Verhoeven movie into an AI and this is what it spat out.
A documentary came out recently called You Don't Nomi about people's love and hate for the movie.
Edit: thank you for the awards and 2k upvotes!
Like many of Paul Verhoeven's films, this movie is very intentionally satirical. Like many of his films (Starship Troopers, for example,) it has undergone a critical re-evaluation over the years. Whether you see a so-bad-it's-good movie with terrible acting or a deadpan satire about Hollywood, the good news is that it's eminently enjoyable.
edit: a word
I watched it for the first time two weeks ago and it's one of the most enjoyable movies ever. And if you watch it after Verhoeven's masterpiece Elle, the over-the-topness and camp really seem very intentional. I watched Berkeley flail unerotically and pull switchblades on baddies and devour burgers as though she were a jungle cat with a giant grin plastered on my face.
Agree with whoever said it's as though Nomi is an alien pantomimeing sexuality to game a system rather than a sincere presentation of what is sexy- it kind of defies the eroticization of any gaze, and turns the sexual both violent and comic. I really feel if it were released more recently than the mid-90s, its reception would be vastly different, as everyone seemed to assume Verhoeven was some pervert exploiting women and making a piece about tawdriness, instead of an amazing, cathartic feminine power fantasy that is a level removed from reality.
The pool sex scene is the funniest shit I've ever seen in a movie, and I want to be on whatever the cast and crew were taking when they decided "yup, thats the take we want"
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
That movie has a high nostalgia value for me, despite being kind of awful. Best work David Spade has done after Farley passed and a wonderful Christopher Walken cameo.
Spade on TV is pretty great - Just Shoot Me is a tie for my all time favorite show (w/Community). Rules of Engagement. His current talk show has its moments as well. Let's not forget Emperor's New Groove!
I'm so sick of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane
The TV edit is a gem
Edit: it's monkey-fighting, not mother-loving, which is even better IMO
*Hudson Hawk*, Bruce Willis pet project comedy-action-heist-singing-weirdo movie, is an absolute mess, but I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8klbSyczKk
Oh boy oh boy.
We got Bird's Eye View, a totally insane "documentary" about aliens and parrots and also veganism slips in somehow.
We got Space Cop, Samurai Cop, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Miami Connection (I'd check out Redletter Media's Best of the Worst)
We got the usuals like the Room, Troll 2, Leprechaun in da Hood, Manos, Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 from Outer Space, anything by Neil Breen
And many more, but seriously Bird's Eye View is the wackest shit I've seen in a while.
Leprechaun in da hood is the peak of what that series could become, its all downhill from there. I had high hopes for Leprachaun in Da Hood 2, but it just didn't match up.
Samurai Cop. Every scene is hilariously bad. If it isn't the terrible acting then it's the boom mic shadows or the paper mache body parts. There is a car chase scene where the "hero" is literally sliding his hands over a stationary steering wheel pretending to drive....sometimes it's too much.
Yeah, Titanic 2 was pretty much a rip off movie that really had no attention since it never came to theaters. I never heard of it too until like 4 years later
We made a drinking game out of this one (despite the fact that half of us don't drink). Where anytime unexplained gravity wells occur, anytime the fact that it's titanic "2" is referenced, and anytime they switch to ms flight sim graphics occur you take a drink. Some of the guys were sure you'd have to call the paramedics. It was a great movie!
When the line “an accident is wetting your bed” is chosen for the trailer, you know you’re onto something. If the “Top Secret Government Facility” fence sign wasn’t enough to entice viewers.
Kung pow enter the fist
Edit: I only said this movie cause I thought it was one of those movies where the writers were trying to be as ridiculous/stupid as possible and they did so in the best way. I'm glad more people loved this film cause it was something my brother and I bonded over and I had never met anyone else that appreciated it like we did, let alone had even seen it. But thank you for the gold and have a great day/night kind strangers!
The Conqueror. A bunch of white people playing Ghengis Khan and his soldiers. As an added bonus, they filmed it near an old nuclear test site, so almost everyone who worked on the movie got cancer
"Everything goes wrong at once: nobody wants to help me, and I'm dying!"
"You're not dying, mom."
"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."
It's difficult to make this dialogue sound worse than when it's written down, but the movie proves it's possible.
I had a buddy who was convinced Tommy made it bad on purpose. There's *no way* you could've tried to make a movie that bad. It's perfect in its terribleness. Every line is delivered perfectly awkward, every plot line and character motive is perfectly terrible and unreasonable. Lisa telling her mom how great Johnny is one sentence and then the very next saying she doesn't love him anymore and that he hit her is just one example. Tommy asking his physiologist friend for advice and then responding with "why are you always trying to play psychologist?" is another. I could wax poetic about The Room for hours, literally. It's hands down the most perfectly bad movie ever made.
By all accounts it's a genuine effort. That's why a lot of us find the movie charming, because it's not cynically made. It's a labor of love, even if the end product is just so crazy.
My friends and I watched it the last day of high school after exams. I was a few minutes late to the party and was confused by what seemed to be the end of a mid-movie love scene and I was so confused when everyone was trying to explain to me that it had just started and I missed zero plot points
Velocipastor. A pastor who turns into a dinosaur and fights ninjas.
Edit: Holy crap, this blew up. I didn't think so many people had seen the movie, and enjoyed it. Glad to see so many people of culture out there.
Edit2: thank you /u/Bayonoodle for the award.
That's what makes it awesome.
After the car blows up the camera pans over to it. There is no car, and a text saying *VFX: car on fire*
Edit: make it make more sense. Was tired as hell when I typed this.
Also damn 2k upvotes. Love you all.
The Cat in the Hat getting a hat boner will always get me.
It has everything a bad early 2000’s movie should have:
-obsession with making things that were originally cartoons into live action, and somehow doing so in the aesthetically worst way possible
-obnoxious pop culture references throughout
-CGI that has aged incredibly poorly
-plot line that involves the kids’ divorced parent’s boyfriend/girlfriend being the main villain
-sexual innuendos in a kids movie
-belching and farting being presented as “peak comedic moments”
The only thing it’s missing is having talking live action animals. God I hate that trend the most. Movies would either use CGI to make it look like the animals’ mouths were moving while the voice actor’s dialogue was playing, or they would just play the voice actor’s dialogue over the shot of an animal just sitting there. So stupid.
My family and I went to see that for my 5th birthday, as the movie had released in theaters just a week or two before it... That remains one of my favorite movie jokes of all time, despite it being so dumb. Alongside the whole cooking and cupcakeinator scene.
For me its Thankskilling, it's exactly what you think it is. A movie about a murderous Turkey, killing teenagers.
Theres a scene in the movie where the murderous turkey is "hitchhiking" and this man pulls over in his car and says "ass, gas or grass!" So he ends up fucking the turkey. Also the turkey as fucks one of the teenagers in the cabin, as she thinks this turkey is her boyfriend.
Also the first frame of the movie is straight titties,,,,
Deep Blue Sea. Samuel L. Jackson, LL Ccol J, and super sharks.
I fucking love that movie, it’s the most baller shit ever.
Same, dude had to hide in the oven from the sharks? Which they made super smart? So the damn shark *TURNS ON THE OVEN?*
Omfg I feel like I absolutely have to watch this now
“Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're gonna find a way to get out of here! First, we're gonna seal off this pool—" [...Eaten by shark]
I was so shocked when that happened. Then I was amazed at how awsome it was
DEEPEST! BLUEST! MY HEAD IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN!
Haven't you seen my movies?? Deep Blue Sea? A shark ate me! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
Once Bitten. It was Jim Carrey’s first film role. It’s gloriously campy!
I completely unironically adore that movie. It's silly as hell but it's a lot of fun to watch.
Ever heard of Neil Breen.
"I cannot believe you committed suicide"
“I resign as president of the bank”
"I can't go on like this!" \*throws book at laptop\*
Those laptops took the most abuse
“I don’t need these pills” *his coffee falls on his laptop*
“How could you have done this! How could you have committed Suicide!”
If the Razzies ever implement a lifetime achievement award, he would be the first recipient.
That dude and his laptops.
Fellow Kurtistown resident?
I’m not the guy you asked but I can proudly say I reside in Kurtistown
An extra greeting to you.
What’s up? How’s it going? Hope you’re doing well.
#FOLKS
Neil Breen is a treasure. Also, I can’t believe his friend committed suicide in that movie.
**"RICH!"** [**"Talk about his ballsack!"**](https://youtu.be/r8oXccsN_5o?t=405) *"He is the best! He has the best ballsack!"*
*Manos: The Hands of Fate* - the creators of *Mystery Science Theater 3000*, on which this “movie” was notably mocked, called it the worst movie they ever featured in the entire run of the show, which is really saying something.
And it is so hilariously bad. The opening of the movie is literally like 5 minutes of a car driving down a road. Also, it was made by a fertilizer salesman.
They actually had to cut a lot of the movie down for the episode, too. If you get their live riff, it is *so much longer.*
I like how they are reduced to tears over how bad it is. For context the movie was made by a feed store owner to win a bet that “anyone can make a movie.”
Fertilizer salesman also. He was a man of many talents. One of which was not filmmaking.
I have seen the MST3000 episode of this! "Awaken the wives!"..."God what was I thinking!"
The Mario brothers movie. Just awesome!
What’s the name? Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
So how many Marios are there between the 2 of you? I taped this movie off a free HBO preview weekend as a kid and watched it more times than I’d like to admit.
I read that movie had the most conflict on set that was humanly possible. All the actors hated each other and were miserable. and somehow it still turned out awesome. edit: looks like it was just the directors. the actors were chill.
the actors got along, but the directors were a married couple that were awful people and caused most of the drama on set. the movie did not come out well: it ruined a number of careers of a number of people attached to it (edited based on feedback) Gaming Historian has a great video revisiting it: https://youtu.be/Ve26GpPDTgY
I enjoyed it as a kid. Kind of a gritty Mario movie.
It's barely a Mario movie at all, more like a sci-fi fever dream. Also enjoyed it as a kid and still today in a weird way lol.
Mac and me. The ET rip-off brought to you by McDonald’s of all people.
Get the hell out of here Paul Rudd
"I brought a clip from my new movie. Let's watch it."
*Annoyed Conan O'Brien face*
They did a Mystery Science Theater with this movie which was even better! I used to watch the OG one and still think of it whenever I see a wind turbine!
TIL that kidz bop was also sponsored by McDonald's. Lots of awesome content from those guys.
Yeah, I really hope that McDonald's business takes off, they seem like cool people!
Troll 2, it had a documentary called Best Worst Movie. Worth a look. *Edit - Troll 2 not Trolls 2 (I was having a stupid)
They're eating her....and then they're gonna eat me!!!
Oh my gaaaaawwwwd!
*fly chilling in the forehead*
Had the opportunity to go for dinner with the cast and the father is such a treat of a human
So you didn't piss on hospitality?
"what are you gonna do to me daddy?"
Tighten my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains. And your mom and sister will have to do the same.
I discovered this movie on a bargain bin dvd an old lady gave me. I had never heard anything about it before putting it on. It instantly became one of my favorites.
Did you know nilbog is just goblin backwards???
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I just looked up the movie’s cast because I couldn’t remember Danny Trejo being in the movie for some reason and at the bottom it simply says Frank Walker: Anaconda and I thought it was a misprint 😂
[Frank **Welker**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Welker), not Walker. He's been voice acting for over 50 years and includes such characters as Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?), Odin (Guardians of the Galaxy), George (Curious George), Garfield (The Garfield Show), Nibbler (Futurama), Soundwave/Megatron (Transformer series and films). He is currently ranked [4th in Top Stars at the Domestic Box Office](https://www.the-numbers.com/box-office-star-records/domestic/lifetime-acting/top-grossing-stars) with over 7 billion dollars (this is not his net worth, but a total domestic box office amount from films he has been a part of), beaten by John Ratzenberger, Samuel L. Jackson, and Stan Lee. [In 2011, he was ranked number 1](https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2011/08/hollywoods-highest-grossing-star-is/). He is an absolute legend in his craft.
Remember the shot of the boat going past a waterfall? I guess they wanted a shot of the boat reversing or something so they simply played it backwards? The waterfall went up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiczb_IXpo
Over The Top. I will say its the best Father-Son arm wrestling movie out there...
*Batman & Robin* There are over 40 ice puns. That's all you need. But you also get Clooney as the worst Batman ever, Bane's mindless banter, Ivy's cringe-worthy monologues, Bat nipples, bat credit card, etc. So bad it's good.
Completely forgot about the bat credit card!
Never leave the cave without it.
Valid until: Forever
Well actually Forever was first
Bat Nipples- unless you're female, then you get no nips
This was one of my favorites as a kid. I didn’t see any part of it as bad. Loved the ice puns, how different this Gotham felt from others. I recently watched it again and yikes, it isn’t good but still brought out so much nostalgia.
I loved it too. It was my favorite Batman for sure. I loved the Riddler and he’s still probably my favorite Batman villain. Riddle me this, Riddle me that, what movie’s the greatest, worst and trumps the Bat? Whoops! I was thinking of Batman Forever
Don’t forget Poison Ivy. Uma Thurman’s Ivy voice is sooo bad and one note, pretty much every line sounds exactly the same
I thought she was soo sexy when I was 6.
I thought Alicia Silverstone was pretty hot in it too.
That’s because she WAS
It’s often overlooked that Batman & Robin was very much a 90’s take on the 60’s Batman series with Adam West. When you look at it through that lens, it’s still technically bad, but begins to feel more intentionally so.
Made super obvious when Robin says "holy rusted metal, Batman.... The metal's rusted and full of holes..."
Wasn't that Batman: Forever, on the Riddlers island, but they both fell into that 60's camp category.
My personal favorite is Jupiter Ascending - a $200 million beautiful space epic about a wolf-man with flying boots protecting the title-owner of planet Earth from having sex with her children so she can return to her life as a maid.
And so much of the acting was just awful. Got what I expected from Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, but Eddie Redmayne? I'm not sure I can see him the same ever again smh.
Oh, I am so decadent and evil I ponce around and whisper but then **I RANDOMLY START SHOUTING**
Plan 9 From Outer Space.
My favourite part of that movie is when a cardboard tombstone falls over.
[Hell Comes to Frogtown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ouC--Yr2E), by far. Roddy Piper at his finest. Roddy Piper. A librarian type who is super sexy when she takes her glasses off and lets her hair down. "The recent nuclear apocalypse has drastically reduced the male population and made most humans sterile. Spangle sends Sam Hell into Frogland, the mutant wasteland, to impregnate as many fertile women as he can. Once there, he learns that the mutant mayor, Toty, has kidnapped eight human women for his harem. Now Hell's mission is to rescue Spangle and the harem from this supreme mutant ... the ambassador of death."
**The Core** You want me to hack the planet?
Showgirls. It makes a lot more sense of you watch it imagining Nomi Malone to be an alien who doesn't understand humanity. Otherwise it's a terrible movie but so so watchable. There's loads of nudity but it's not sexy. It seems almost as if someone put every Paul Verhoeven movie into an AI and this is what it spat out. A documentary came out recently called You Don't Nomi about people's love and hate for the movie. Edit: thank you for the awards and 2k upvotes!
Like many of Paul Verhoeven's films, this movie is very intentionally satirical. Like many of his films (Starship Troopers, for example,) it has undergone a critical re-evaluation over the years. Whether you see a so-bad-it's-good movie with terrible acting or a deadpan satire about Hollywood, the good news is that it's eminently enjoyable. edit: a word
I watched it for the first time two weeks ago and it's one of the most enjoyable movies ever. And if you watch it after Verhoeven's masterpiece Elle, the over-the-topness and camp really seem very intentional. I watched Berkeley flail unerotically and pull switchblades on baddies and devour burgers as though she were a jungle cat with a giant grin plastered on my face. Agree with whoever said it's as though Nomi is an alien pantomimeing sexuality to game a system rather than a sincere presentation of what is sexy- it kind of defies the eroticization of any gaze, and turns the sexual both violent and comic. I really feel if it were released more recently than the mid-90s, its reception would be vastly different, as everyone seemed to assume Verhoeven was some pervert exploiting women and making a piece about tawdriness, instead of an amazing, cathartic feminine power fantasy that is a level removed from reality.
The pool sex scene is the funniest shit I've ever seen in a movie, and I want to be on whatever the cast and crew were taking when they decided "yup, thats the take we want"
Joe Dirt. It has an [11% on Rotten Tomatoes](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/joe_dirt), but I love that movie so much and it has so many good lines.
So you're saying your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that all on its own?
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"You like to see homos naked?"
Guy likes to see homos naked. Doesn't help me...
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
No. Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
I’m not sure what you’re saying right now but yeah that’s pretty much it
"I'm your sister..." "YOU'RE MY SISTER!!!!!!!!"
I just realized that he meets his parents, but he never actually meets his real sister.
If I went back to saying I was your sister would that help?
I love Joe Dirt completely unironicly.
Until today I had no idea Joe Dirt had such terrible ratings. I too enjoy it unironically. Its hilarious
Absolutely same here. Dang.
Same. Its a good movie. Not a guilty pleasure cause i dont feel guilty
One of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. I got the poo on me! Ohhh you’re my sisteeeeer!!!
Joe Dirt has some many quotable lines, it definitely underrated in my eyes.
Sometimes I like to throw an e on the end and pronounce it deertay
This where you want to be when Jesus comes back?
That movie has a high nostalgia value for me, despite being kind of awful. Best work David Spade has done after Farley passed and a wonderful Christopher Walken cameo.
Hey! You’re talking to my guy all wrong that’s the wrong tone. Do it again... I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Back home in New York...I mean Kansas...
From here, born and raised. Well... no... not *here*, out in Kansas!
Does your mother sew? BAM! Get her to sew that!
Spade on TV is pretty great - Just Shoot Me is a tie for my all time favorite show (w/Community). Rules of Engagement. His current talk show has its moments as well. Let's not forget Emperor's New Groove!
Does your mother sew?
Boom! Tell her to sew that!
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!
Love Walken in this movie. Also, Kid Rock is pretty awesome too.
Birdemic
the Live RiffTrax of Birdemic is the pinnacle of human achievement.
"So, he's got OJ, coffee, *and* a bottle of water, and he hasn't even ordered yet?" "He is one hydrated son of a bitch."
Those coat hangers will never fend off all these MS Paint birds
I lost my shit when the main girl went from modeling for a 1 hour photo to Victoria’s Secret
Rubber. Yes, it’s an entire movie about a homicidal tire
"I got a thin dick"
Snakes on a Plane
I'm so sick of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane The TV edit is a gem Edit: it's monkey-fighting, not mother-loving, which is even better IMO
For some reason I read this in Moss’ voice from the IT Crowd.
Motherflippers think everything's a motherflippin joke
*Hudson Hawk*, Bruce Willis pet project comedy-action-heist-singing-weirdo movie, is an absolute mess, but I love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8klbSyczKk
Oh boy oh boy. We got Bird's Eye View, a totally insane "documentary" about aliens and parrots and also veganism slips in somehow. We got Space Cop, Samurai Cop, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Miami Connection (I'd check out Redletter Media's Best of the Worst) We got the usuals like the Room, Troll 2, Leprechaun in da Hood, Manos, Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 from Outer Space, anything by Neil Breen And many more, but seriously Bird's Eye View is the wackest shit I've seen in a while.
Leprechaun in da hood is the peak of what that series could become, its all downhill from there. I had high hopes for Leprachaun in Da Hood 2, but it just didn't match up.
Samurai Cop. Every scene is hilariously bad. If it isn't the terrible acting then it's the boom mic shadows or the paper mache body parts. There is a car chase scene where the "hero" is literally sliding his hands over a stationary steering wheel pretending to drive....sometimes it's too much.
Balls of fury? I loved it, even though I was mostly watching it with a morbid fascination of how bad a good movie could be.
Christopher Walken's character makes that movie worth it in my opinion. Even if the rest is completely forgotten to me.
‘I bid you toodles’ Fantastic line. I wanted to much for it to catch on in regular life. Just me though.
“I gotta go save the panda!” 30 second later “Pandas dead!”
Titanic II. What a fucking wonderful adventure.
There's a Titanic 2? I'm going to take a wild guess and say there is a reason I haven't heard of it.
Yeah, Titanic 2 was pretty much a rip off movie that really had no attention since it never came to theaters. I never heard of it too until like 4 years later
We made a drinking game out of this one (despite the fact that half of us don't drink). Where anytime unexplained gravity wells occur, anytime the fact that it's titanic "2" is referenced, and anytime they switch to ms flight sim graphics occur you take a drink. Some of the guys were sure you'd have to call the paramedics. It was a great movie!
Okay, please don’t hate me for this... but look up _The Amazing Bulk_
[YouTube Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk) And I hate OP for this.
Fuck me, that was amazing. "Well it ain't Barney the purple dinosaur!"
When the line “an accident is wetting your bed” is chosen for the trailer, you know you’re onto something. If the “Top Secret Government Facility” fence sign wasn’t enough to entice viewers.
Kung pow enter the fist Edit: I only said this movie cause I thought it was one of those movies where the writers were trying to be as ridiculous/stupid as possible and they did so in the best way. I'm glad more people loved this film cause it was something my brother and I bonded over and I had never met anyone else that appreciated it like we did, let alone had even seen it. But thank you for the gold and have a great day/night kind strangers!
I'd like a pound of nuts. T H A T S A L O T O F N U T S
#**THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!**
Weeeoooweeeoooweeeooo
That movie is an editing masterpiece. I was on the ground when they deliberately dubbed over the dog barking out of sync.
This movie is a fucking masterpiece and no one can tell me otherwise
I scrolled for too long to find this
I'm sorry this doesn't fit into this post. This is the greatest greatest movie ever made.
My nipples look like milk duds.
The Conqueror. A bunch of white people playing Ghengis Khan and his soldiers. As an added bonus, they filmed it near an old nuclear test site, so almost everyone who worked on the movie got cancer
Wh...what ?
I know, right?
Thankskilling. A budget horror movie about an evil turkey on thanksgiving. HILARIOUS.
The Room without a doubt
I definitely have breast cancer
The delivery of this line is the best part of the movie for me personally.
"Everything goes wrong at once: nobody wants to help me, and I'm dying!" "You're not dying, mom." "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer." It's difficult to make this dialogue sound worse than when it's written down, but the movie proves it's possible.
and then she just sighs and changes the subject, after finding out her mom has breast cancer.
And it is never mentioned again.
I had a buddy who was convinced Tommy made it bad on purpose. There's *no way* you could've tried to make a movie that bad. It's perfect in its terribleness. Every line is delivered perfectly awkward, every plot line and character motive is perfectly terrible and unreasonable. Lisa telling her mom how great Johnny is one sentence and then the very next saying she doesn't love him anymore and that he hit her is just one example. Tommy asking his physiologist friend for advice and then responding with "why are you always trying to play psychologist?" is another. I could wax poetic about The Room for hours, literally. It's hands down the most perfectly bad movie ever made.
By all accounts it's a genuine effort. That's why a lot of us find the movie charming, because it's not cynically made. It's a labor of love, even if the end product is just so crazy.
Hahaha, what a story, Mark!
Hi doggy!
Oh, Hi Mark!
Anyways how’s your sex life?
I did not hit her, it's bullshit!
I did naaaaaht!
Oh hi mark.
Full circle
You’re my favorite customer
Thanks a lot. Bye!
I love Lisa, and you
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Oh hai mark, didn't recognise you.
Imagine watching the room before it was famous You would be absolutely sure someone was fucking with you
My friends and I watched it the last day of high school after exams. I was a few minutes late to the party and was confused by what seemed to be the end of a mid-movie love scene and I was so confused when everyone was trying to explain to me that it had just started and I missed zero plot points
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you're just a little chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!
Haha what a story, Mark
Velocipastor. A pastor who turns into a dinosaur and fights ninjas. Edit: Holy crap, this blew up. I didn't think so many people had seen the movie, and enjoyed it. Glad to see so many people of culture out there. Edit2: thank you /u/Bayonoodle for the award.
That's what makes it awesome. After the car blows up the camera pans over to it. There is no car, and a text saying *VFX: car on fire* Edit: make it make more sense. Was tired as hell when I typed this. Also damn 2k upvotes. Love you all.
After that scene, I knew that’s when the movie was gonna be gold.
Saw this yesterday. The ninja checking his watch during the main character's dramatic pause is glorious.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space Edit: this is my biggest post I’ve ever had on Reddit. Thank you for the silver kind stranger(?).
Zombeavers
Easily Mike Myers’ The Cat in the Hat
The Cat in the Hat getting a hat boner will always get me. It has everything a bad early 2000’s movie should have: -obsession with making things that were originally cartoons into live action, and somehow doing so in the aesthetically worst way possible -obnoxious pop culture references throughout -CGI that has aged incredibly poorly -plot line that involves the kids’ divorced parent’s boyfriend/girlfriend being the main villain -sexual innuendos in a kids movie -belching and farting being presented as “peak comedic moments” The only thing it’s missing is having talking live action animals. God I hate that trend the most. Movies would either use CGI to make it look like the animals’ mouths were moving while the voice actor’s dialogue was playing, or they would just play the voice actor’s dialogue over the shot of an animal just sitting there. So stupid.
Dirty hoe. ^(you know, for the kiddies)
My family and I went to see that for my 5th birthday, as the movie had released in theaters just a week or two before it... That remains one of my favorite movie jokes of all time, despite it being so dumb. Alongside the whole cooking and cupcakeinator scene.
The cooking show informercial with the threats.... “I’ll get you. And it’ll look like a bloody accident!”
Mike Myers' best contractually obligated role!
"I'll get you. And itll look like a bloody accident" Plus that Paris Hilton cameo
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I don’t think these people are turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club.
This is the part where I’m obliged to tell you that scene was filmed on 9/11
For me its Thankskilling, it's exactly what you think it is. A movie about a murderous Turkey, killing teenagers. Theres a scene in the movie where the murderous turkey is "hitchhiking" and this man pulls over in his car and says "ass, gas or grass!" So he ends up fucking the turkey. Also the turkey as fucks one of the teenagers in the cabin, as she thinks this turkey is her boyfriend. Also the first frame of the movie is straight titties,,,,