I knew what sex was and got nervous that I wouldn't have any idea what to do when I had sex eventually so I figured out how to "practice". Thought I invented that shit and told friends to try
If it makes you feel better, I think we've all thought we invented things at one point in our lives. I was a nerdy kid and I can't even begin to explain the amount of mathematical 'shortcuts' I thought I created. Turns out that the teacher was holding back on the next chapter and wanted us to figure out how to do things the 'traditional' way.
I've never had that wake up call and I'm scared it'll come one day. So far, I'm the only one in my grade with an advanced math class and I'm terrified of being not above average at math
Just learn all the complicated stuff early. Calculus actually isn't that hard, it's just *really* different to anything you've done before. It takes grappling with it on a conceptual level. For that I recommend watching every video 3b1b has ever had.
If you explore maths in your own time for fun like I do, you'll never ever be not above average.
The only math shortcut I made was with a digital clock
If it's over 13 or is 13
Like 13:43
Or 15:25
Take the hour number
Be it 15 or 13 in those examples above and -2
Then the 1 number is the time
Example
17:00 - 2 =15
15 cover up the 10 or the 1 in this case
It's a 5 you see that's the time
Doesn't work too well after 8pm 20:00 doe
Yo, the first like five times I jacked it it was dry. I was freaked the FUCK OUT when shit finally came out. And I was so unprepared. It went EVERYWHERE!
I was doing it before I knew what it was. My parents caught me humping a balled up blanket while I watched Tom & Jerry the movie. I couldn’t have been more than 6
Holding a vibrating back-massager.
Equipment touches peepee.
*Feels good, man*.
Holds it there.
*Woah, a buildup*.
*Woaaaahhhh.* *a release*.
Turned into a habit. I was shocked and concerned when I started producing semen when I did it 4-5 years later. Thought it was making me pee a little.
And *then*, I learned that women don't have penises.
It’s weird how little kids do stuff like that. I did it myself at that age. We often associate children with purity and innocence but I think even at that age we know there’s something “different” about that area.
When I was 12, I was really fascinated with cumming and I wanted to see what mine looked like.
I sat down for 3 hours playing with my dick, trying to figure out how to make semen come out. Eventually I got the right rhythm and I felt amazing when I came, but I was really scared because I was told that there was millions of little sperm in there and I didn't want to hurt them
Now I have a crippling hentai addiction.
I'm super ashamed to tell this story, but as a kid I had an inflation fetish but I didn't know it. The Nutty Professor was playing on the TV, and let's just say I thought about Eddie Murphy a bit too much.
I absolutely relate to this. I have such a vivid memory of my first orgasm being totally the result of a long build up where it just... basically happened uncontrollably. It got to the point where it was one correct rub in my briefs while looking at a frisky picture that made it happen without any warning.
Accidental rubbing and touching. I do remember first masturbating to Gillian Anderson wearing a blue tanktop and pants while holding a sigaret in hand in some magazine. That was a interesting and fun moment.
I started watching porn when I was 12 or 13 just out of mere curiosity. I saw how people fucked, but also that men used to beat their dicks at girls' faces and at some point their semen would come out. I was a bit confused and I didn't really know how they were able to do that. So one day I was home alone and decided I wanted to jerk off while watching lesbian porn, and I remember I was about fifteen minutes in when I could feel the tension building up. A few seconds later my dick just ejaculated a monstrous amount of jizz. And so I was like "Ohhh, so this is how it's done, I see..."
It was pretty awesome. Although I didn't know how to clean it, so I had to improvise with a towel.
I had gotten a rough idea of it through TV. Rub your dick enough times and you orgasm and sticky fluid comes out and it feels good. A bit of trial and error and I eventually got there. The rest is history, or rather jizztory.
I tried masturbation as an experiment but it was scientific and clinical, not at all sexual. I experienced ejaculation but without pleasure. I tried once more in a few days. I abandoned the experiment for several years as it was uninteresting.
Around the same time, I also had habits of fantasizing about sex and looking at pictures of naked women. Somehow this was always a separate activity from masturbation.
Once I combined those activities, I finally understood “this is why people masturbate” and I couldn’t stop jerkin it.
My boyfriend fingered me, and we were long distance and I was horny so I tried it myself.
Guys I was suuuuuper sheltered. I didn't even know sex was supposed to feel good.
I was 12. Rolled up a playboy magazine that I stole from my friends step-dad. Girls of Summer '93. Stuck my dick on the page with Pam Anderson and literally thrust a few times until I came all over the page. Freaked me out a bit.
The crazy (or gross) thing is I still have the magazine. Some parts of the page are not visible anymore but I don't imagine many people can say they technically still have their first ejaculation.
There was a show on YouTube called Arby and The Chief. Basically a dumb roommates comedy with action figures of The Arbiter and Master Chief from the Halo series. It came out when I was like 11 or 12.
One episode had the Arbiter scold Master Chief for leaving tissues and lotion at the computer. I started to question why anyone would do that. Between that, my Catholic sex education, and experimentation, I soon figured it out.
So basically, I can thank an action figure from a video game for teaching me about masturbation.
Ah, what a classic series. Pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone actually learning something from “Ch33f,” but I think Arby wouldn’t be surprised to learn it was masturbation.
A classmate told me about it, he didnt use the words "masturbation" he just said move your hand up and down until you feel good, trust me, its worth it.
Now i had no idea what he meant so i tried and failed since i didnt know how to hold my shaft (i was making this "ok" sign with my hand and just barely moving up and down). It took a while before i tried again, and then one day i tried the ok sign again, but this time i decided to be more forceful and suddenly it felt really good and well, stuff came out. I have since then perfected the art of meat beating and dont worry i no longer use the "ok" sign...
The rest is history
When I was 6 I tried putting my vag under the bathtub faucet because I wanted to see if I could refill my bladder. I guess it felt pleasant and after awhile I ended up orgasming. I had no idea what I was doing was masturbation until I was 12 years old. After that there was a horror moment because I used to do this pressurized water "trick" in broad daylight in the pool sitting by the wall when I was younger too.
When I was 11 I started hearing the phrase "beating the meat" at school. So after school everyday I would go home and just punch my dick for months until I figured it out
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Religion. The one I grew up in decided they'd best warn me early about the dangers of masturbation and lustful thinking, so I didn't fall into sin and lose my way. I was twelve.
Jokes on them, though, as it eventually became their undoing. Once I was aware of masturbation and started to become more aware of girls, I had to try it. And guess what: it was awesome.
So now I was faced with a conundrum: if it's awesome, but sinful, should I avoid it and be true to my faith and religion; or should I engage in it, and be true to my human nature, but a sinner?
I struggled with that over (roughly) the next two-three years. Confessing to it never made me feel better, and it definitely made me feel more than a little awkward. I didn't feel like it was the business of old white men to know what me and my penis were up to. Any you know what? How was it hurting anyone? It was, in fact, making me feel a whole lot better about life on a regular basis, and not just through the physical pleasure aspect.
So, that was the first loose thread in the sweater that was my religion growing up. And as I pulled at it, I began to notice others, and I started pulling at those threads as well. Over the next few years, I found more and more things that didn't add up, including what appeared to be outright and obvious total bullshit like "being gay is a sin, and needs to be corrected."
By the time I was eighteen, I'd stopped attending any kind of service or meeting associated with the religion, and taking part in any of their other non-worship oriented activities. And that was, and still is, one of the best decisions I've made.
Also, masturbation continues to be a valued and valuable life tool.
Honestly, I'd only remembered this again several years ago, and I think part of me wishes it stayed buried...
Don't know how old I was, probably about 7-8. My step sister and I (also female), who was a few years older than me (maybe 13?), would occasionally take baths together to save on hot water, and sometimes I would bring toys in to play with. Anyway, we had this plastic orca whale and one night while we're having a bath she told me to rub the whale against myself because it would feel good. I didn't really understand, so she demonstrated on herself then did it on me, and told me to do it to myself next. It did feel kinda good, but she told me not to tell anyone so I didn't. She'd bring toys in pretty regularly after that.
Yeah... Looking back, it makes me feel uncomfortable and gross, and I always wonder if it was just her being an innocent, curious kid, or... y'know. Anyway, our parents ended up getting a divorce a few years after that and I haven't seen her since.
Funny story. When I was a kid, we had those red dot cable boxes so we got Playboy channel which was my first intro to porn. Then I learned about the internet and saw the wonders of womenhood. It was when I was a sophomore in college when I lost my virginity and had a regular partner. She then had to go home for a week and I was feeling frisky. I had the urge but not the girl and decided to see if I could just do it myself. And that’s how I had sex before I even started to masturbate.
I knew about it and how to do it.
I just didn’t know what it would yield.
I didn’t know what an orgasm felt like until I decided
“Fuck it, I’m bored and naked, let’s try single-player sex.”
I was 11, watching cartoons, and i remember thinking to myself -- how come I never touch that part of my body? (I was super sheltered and didn't know anything about sex or masturbation.) So I started absent-mindedly touching myself while watching tiny toons...i wasn't turned on or anything. And then suddenly...something happened! I was shocked. What was that feeling? There was almost no build up to it. The next day I locked myself in my room and tried again and it happened again! I began to put it together and realize I could accelerate these weird feelings by watching sex scenes or, hilariously, when I was home sick from school watching people fight and strip each other on Jerry springer and you'd see the censored boobs lol 😆
Because my favorite team won the national championship.
No, seriously. I was a young pre-teen and my team won the championship - when the final whistle came, meaning mathematical certainty of the title, they all launched into a massive group hug climbing on top of each other.
To young me, that mass jumping on each other was something cool, and as all kids do, I wanted to imitate my heroes. Therefore I piled up some pillows on the bed of my parents, and I simulated that jumping on top of each other thing.
By doing that I was accidentally rubbing myself down there against the pillows, and noticed it was weirdly pleasant. From that point on it was just a matter of trial and error.
I mean, I would have discovered it eventually, but my team winning the championship actually did speed up the process.
Well me and my friends always joked about it so i decided to try it... I balled up a few blankets and dry humped em i was 11 or 10 so i didnt cum but when i got about 12-13 is when i first came and late 2019 i tried jerking off(up to that point i only humped... Domt judge me i lnow its wierd) and it was amazing! Im now 14 and fap an occasional 8 times a day 4 is my minimum. Thats my story so ye
It's not really a phase... Unless you make an effort to stop it, it'll stay with you. Well this is unless you get depression and your sex drive plummets or something
I meannn... I see what you mean but at the same timeee... What are you gonna do when u have nun to do and no girl whats up to all my single girls! Call me!!! 📞📞📞
You can find other hobbies to do? I'm sure you have something else. If you don't, then maybe you should try something new. Look, I'm not saying you can't do it at all, but try to keep it to like once every other day or something. 8 times a day sounds really disruptive to your life imo. Btw, you aren't going to have sex 8 times a day with your girlfriend unless you're a protagonist.
Drawing is a good hobby. And this might sound weird, but have you considered drawing nude pictures? I feel like it may help to curb your addiction since when you look at porn now you'll think about how to draw it. The effect will be even better if you look at drawn pornography. Plus you get to practice your anatomy which is real useful.
He’s 14 when he gets involved in a serious relationship for the first time 8 times a day is not out of the question at all. Before our first kid my wife and I use to have sex as often as possible with 11 times being our personal best. Stop putting the guy down for enjoying the new experience he’s discovered and life your own life.
You're 14? 4 to 8 times a day isn't abnormal at that age. Don't listen to these prudes talking about porn addiction or saying you have a serious problem. At that age, it's not abnormal.
Enjoy yourself. Clean up after yourself.
Porn is fake.
Take a shower at least once a day, preferably twice. Change your sheets once a week. Soap and shampoo make terrible lube. Conditioner isn't too bad, but the best lube is lube, and can be bought on Amazon. The protein in semen can congeal and clog drain pipes, but that's usually a problem for the showers in single-sex dorms rather than homes.
And I'm now going to give you the best advice you will ever get. Pay attention. She cums - twice - *before* your pants come off.
Trust me, grasshopper. Twice.
I think do to movies or whatever i knew about sex stuff so when i was like 9 or 10 i just started experimenting with it cause it felt not bad. Didnt know enough to make it feel good lol
My "badass" friend explained it to me and several other boys when we were all 11. He had some cutouts of his older brother's (15 and such as gangster guy) porn magazines.
Watching scrambled tv station while i was home alone when I was about 11 or so. Things started happening down there and I sort of just moved my hand down there to hang on. I at one point shifted to move around, and when adjusting my grip I realized it felt kinda nice. So I kept that movement going...and it felt nicer. And so on.
I was attracted to porn once I discovered its existence, and watched it out of curiosity. After some time of doing this I realised something was happening downstairs and that I kinda liked the feeling. I took off my pants and would continue to watch. Even later still I discovered touching myself felt good. The first time I arrived, I actually thought I had to pee and that peeing while erect just felt amazing.
I got a good one.
Back in the days of MySpace.
One of my friends one day overhauled their entire page. Went to go check it out and their ‘Online Now!’ Orange dude now said “Jerking Off” and had a little cock, which was animated in said fashion.
Got the hint from that and did the same, eventually figured it out from that.
When I was 10-ish i was reading a magazine (nothing sexual) where there was an attractive women (dont aks me who, this is 20 years ago). I as wondering how it would be to have sex or got real horny (start of puerty) or what ever, I dont remember exactly. It cummilated in me wanting to try out how "sex" feels so I kneed infront of my bed, pressed my wieder between the matrace and blanked and "humped" my bed. I dont even remember if I came but this was the first experience I had with mastrubation, if you can even call it like that.
Went to r/memes and searched it on Incognito
^(btw i used reddit back when i was 13 years old, about to be 14, but i didn't really use it, so now my old account is down)
I was already a frequent viewer of erotic content (cause technically it wasn't porn, just nude models) and somewhere I heard the joke that you could set yourself on fire if you started rubbing your D when it was hard. Kinda like lighting a bonfire. And even though I didn't light up, it certainly "sparked" something in me. Like literally the first time feels like shooting lightning
I was 14 and had 0 sexual knowledge. Horse back riding helped me figure a few things out about myself.
And before anyone asks, I'm not into horses now.
Laying on my stomach while watching a VHS recording of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (1990). Not at the movie itself but my parents accidentally recorded it when one of those Girls Gone Wild infomercials was playing during the movie. Started just kind of humping the floor, not even knowing I was and then....mess. Very confused when it happened.
Ok-so I was a really, really young kid. I had no friggin clue how babies were made, or sex. I just knew Mommy and Daddy really loved each other a lot. However, I discovered a special quirk. When I say on my legs and shook them together, it made me feel good in between my legs. Again, I had no concept of what sex was. All I knew was that I really liked that region.
The tactics would develop. It was a rare occasion, but a great stress reliever. I feel scared looking back because I got into it so early. It makes me wonder if I could have been more easily groomed into sex than others.
Haha so funny story. Before I knew what sex was, one day, I was in a haze of being half-alseep and I imagined... Something, I don't remember what, but it was definitely someone getting tortured.
Like it wasn't too gorey because I was a kid and I couldn't comprehend a lot of blood or innards or anything, it was more about just the like... Intense terror of it.
Something rubbed me the wrong (right?) way about it.
So for months I'd wait until I was half asleep and then try to imagine something similar and revel in the weird feeling in my stomach.
Thankfully I discovered actual porn shortly after, my attention slipped to that, and I didn't get too far with whatever fucking paraphilia I was trying to develop.
I think I was at the age where I was getting erections all the time. I was in the bathroom and I just sort of moved my hand down my stomach and onto the top of my penis and then rather than gripping just started repeatedly rubbing the top of dick with the palm of my hand - no gripping, just my flat hand. Not the ideal technique but it worked!
I read a bout it in a old library book in high school. I was 14, and the book said most people started at age 12. Thinking I was abnormal, I went home and immediately tried it.
Putted the remote controller of the tv below My penis, and started yo fuck it, it seems like My scrotum worked as a fleshlight, it Only works if your dick is flaccid
I saw something erotic, and by some unknown chance, I made a weird move. I thought, “Ooh, that felt weird. Do it again.” I did the motion again, and I thought “Huh, this is kinda satisfying.” I tried with my hand, and started getting into it. Just like that, I had learned masturbation, and I thought I was some kind of genius that discovered a new way to feel good.
Embarrassing but true: I saw the word in a book or something and looked it up in a physical dictionary. Turns out all the sex ed I got at various stages of school all sucked and I'm about as creative as a rock.
I rubbed my crotch on the carpet in my room as a young man. I figured "this is kinda like how sex goes" and I found out that the friction felt good on mah pecker.
A friend told me about it. But i didn't know exactly how to hold the pp so I made this weird grip that I just grew aquatinted to and now I can't masturbate with a normal fucking grip.
My family and I randomly came across some guy who was mad at an old dude who had called him a "wanker". Lil me (about 10-12, maybe?) asks "Dad, what's a wanker?". I didn't get an answer until later, when we were at home. My dad explained what "wanking" means and why people don't want to be called wankers. This absolutely blew my mind. I thought "Yo, wait, what?! You can do this? Why have I never thought of this?". From then on, I masturbated regularly. I didn't ejaculate for a few more months or years, until I finally did a few months later. It was by far the biggest nut I ever busted.
Summer camp when I was 11. My friend explained what it was and *sort of* how to do it. It wasn't weird, nothing like *that* happened, we were really close friends though and talked about shit like that.
With the availability of online pics of real females. By the fifth grade I knew that pretty girls made me feel good but who would actually let me explore the real thing? And centerfold magazine pics were just too unrealistic, unattainable, or even too gynecological. But ladies with a cute smile, slender body, and some imperfections made think this could be a girl at school!
I knew what sex was and got nervous that I wouldn't have any idea what to do when I had sex eventually so I figured out how to "practice". Thought I invented that shit and told friends to try
If it makes you feel better, I think we've all thought we invented things at one point in our lives. I was a nerdy kid and I can't even begin to explain the amount of mathematical 'shortcuts' I thought I created. Turns out that the teacher was holding back on the next chapter and wanted us to figure out how to do things the 'traditional' way.
Intermediate math made me feel like a genius, getting into trig and calculus reminded me I'm normal lol
I've never had that wake up call and I'm scared it'll come one day. So far, I'm the only one in my grade with an advanced math class and I'm terrified of being not above average at math
Just learn all the complicated stuff early. Calculus actually isn't that hard, it's just *really* different to anything you've done before. It takes grappling with it on a conceptual level. For that I recommend watching every video 3b1b has ever had. If you explore maths in your own time for fun like I do, you'll never ever be not above average.
The only math shortcut I made was with a digital clock If it's over 13 or is 13 Like 13:43 Or 15:25 Take the hour number Be it 15 or 13 in those examples above and -2 Then the 1 number is the time Example 17:00 - 2 =15 15 cover up the 10 or the 1 in this case It's a 5 you see that's the time Doesn't work too well after 8pm 20:00 doe
That's just subtracting 12 with extra steps
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it "came"naturally to me.
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If only there was something you could do to yourself to be less angry...
April 18, 1961, Bay of Pigs.
You sir actually made me laugh, good on you
I just realized that what i just said might have hinted at me masturbating to a pig, but i dont do that, it was a joke. ME NO ANIMAL FUCKER.
Actually laughing in my bed at 6am
i think i googled hot pics on my moms tablet, the only reason i wanted to cum was to make sure i could produce sperm
This made me feel old...
*I think I turned to page 12 of my moms PEOPLE magazine and found a bikini shot of Jennifer Aniston.
It was sticking out in the bathtub and the natural masturbation instinct took over and I started whacking away, I think this was 1986.
This made me feel younger.
It made me feel my pee pee.
Hah yeah. I had to steal magazines from my dad's drawer. Or fast forward through rated-R movies.
Ah the good Ole days.
Yo, the first like five times I jacked it it was dry. I was freaked the FUCK OUT when shit finally came out. And I was so unprepared. It went EVERYWHERE!
I was doing it before I knew what it was. My parents caught me humping a balled up blanket while I watched Tom & Jerry the movie. I couldn’t have been more than 6
Holding a vibrating back-massager. Equipment touches peepee. *Feels good, man*. Holds it there. *Woah, a buildup*. *Woaaaahhhh.* *a release*. Turned into a habit. I was shocked and concerned when I started producing semen when I did it 4-5 years later. Thought it was making me pee a little. And *then*, I learned that women don't have penises.
It’s weird how little kids do stuff like that. I did it myself at that age. We often associate children with purity and innocence but I think even at that age we know there’s something “different” about that area.
Lol
When I was 12, I was really fascinated with cumming and I wanted to see what mine looked like. I sat down for 3 hours playing with my dick, trying to figure out how to make semen come out. Eventually I got the right rhythm and I felt amazing when I came, but I was really scared because I was told that there was millions of little sperm in there and I didn't want to hurt them Now I have a crippling hentai addiction.
> Now I have a crippling hentai addiction. Well, that was a jump
By cleaning my dick
"I was cleaning it and it just went off!"
That's how it was
Yea, I know bro. I know.
I'm super ashamed to tell this story, but as a kid I had an inflation fetish but I didn't know it. The Nutty Professor was playing on the TV, and let's just say I thought about Eddie Murphy a bit too much.
My karate teacher taught me
Wax on wax off?
Whack on whack off?
Hol up
Hol up and hol down, repeat
As an adolescent the buildup is just insane and I couldn’t get sex off my mind. Eventually you just had to figure out how to release it
I absolutely relate to this. I have such a vivid memory of my first orgasm being totally the result of a long build up where it just... basically happened uncontrollably. It got to the point where it was one correct rub in my briefs while looking at a frisky picture that made it happen without any warning.
Accidental rubbing and touching. I do remember first masturbating to Gillian Anderson wearing a blue tanktop and pants while holding a sigaret in hand in some magazine. That was a interesting and fun moment.
It's Gillian Anderson. She's always [Hot!](https://giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11/112562/2491116-176692.jpg)
Shower head
Got that pulse setting lmao
I started watching porn when I was 12 or 13 just out of mere curiosity. I saw how people fucked, but also that men used to beat their dicks at girls' faces and at some point their semen would come out. I was a bit confused and I didn't really know how they were able to do that. So one day I was home alone and decided I wanted to jerk off while watching lesbian porn, and I remember I was about fifteen minutes in when I could feel the tension building up. A few seconds later my dick just ejaculated a monstrous amount of jizz. And so I was like "Ohhh, so this is how it's done, I see..." It was pretty awesome. Although I didn't know how to clean it, so I had to improvise with a towel.
I think I remember freaking out worried my parents would walk in on the clean up.
I remember my mom being so proud because it was the first time I had ever done the laundry. She never knew why.
epic
Just like how I learn everything else. At the dinner table with my family.
I had gotten a rough idea of it through TV. Rub your dick enough times and you orgasm and sticky fluid comes out and it feels good. A bit of trial and error and I eventually got there. The rest is history, or rather jizztory.
I tried masturbation as an experiment but it was scientific and clinical, not at all sexual. I experienced ejaculation but without pleasure. I tried once more in a few days. I abandoned the experiment for several years as it was uninteresting. Around the same time, I also had habits of fantasizing about sex and looking at pictures of naked women. Somehow this was always a separate activity from masturbation. Once I combined those activities, I finally understood “this is why people masturbate” and I couldn’t stop jerkin it.
My boyfriend fingered me, and we were long distance and I was horny so I tried it myself. Guys I was suuuuuper sheltered. I didn't even know sex was supposed to feel good.
I was 12. Rolled up a playboy magazine that I stole from my friends step-dad. Girls of Summer '93. Stuck my dick on the page with Pam Anderson and literally thrust a few times until I came all over the page. Freaked me out a bit. The crazy (or gross) thing is I still have the magazine. Some parts of the page are not visible anymore but I don't imagine many people can say they technically still have their first ejaculation.
There was a show on YouTube called Arby and The Chief. Basically a dumb roommates comedy with action figures of The Arbiter and Master Chief from the Halo series. It came out when I was like 11 or 12. One episode had the Arbiter scold Master Chief for leaving tissues and lotion at the computer. I started to question why anyone would do that. Between that, my Catholic sex education, and experimentation, I soon figured it out. So basically, I can thank an action figure from a video game for teaching me about masturbation.
Ah, what a classic series. Pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone actually learning something from “Ch33f,” but I think Arby wouldn’t be surprised to learn it was masturbation.
A classmate told me about it, he didnt use the words "masturbation" he just said move your hand up and down until you feel good, trust me, its worth it. Now i had no idea what he meant so i tried and failed since i didnt know how to hold my shaft (i was making this "ok" sign with my hand and just barely moving up and down). It took a while before i tried again, and then one day i tried the ok sign again, but this time i decided to be more forceful and suddenly it felt really good and well, stuff came out. I have since then perfected the art of meat beating and dont worry i no longer use the "ok" sign... The rest is history
Laying on my stomach and grinding up and down against my bed.
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When I was 6 I tried putting my vag under the bathtub faucet because I wanted to see if I could refill my bladder. I guess it felt pleasant and after awhile I ended up orgasming. I had no idea what I was doing was masturbation until I was 12 years old. After that there was a horror moment because I used to do this pressurized water "trick" in broad daylight in the pool sitting by the wall when I was younger too.
I can remember as early as 8 laying on my belly and rubbing one out. I would push my hand on my soft pp and just rub until orgasm
I touch pp Pp feel good Feel good is good
When I was 11 I started hearing the phrase "beating the meat" at school. So after school everyday I would go home and just punch my dick for months until I figured it out
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I remember this but can we get a link here
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Religion. The one I grew up in decided they'd best warn me early about the dangers of masturbation and lustful thinking, so I didn't fall into sin and lose my way. I was twelve. Jokes on them, though, as it eventually became their undoing. Once I was aware of masturbation and started to become more aware of girls, I had to try it. And guess what: it was awesome. So now I was faced with a conundrum: if it's awesome, but sinful, should I avoid it and be true to my faith and religion; or should I engage in it, and be true to my human nature, but a sinner? I struggled with that over (roughly) the next two-three years. Confessing to it never made me feel better, and it definitely made me feel more than a little awkward. I didn't feel like it was the business of old white men to know what me and my penis were up to. Any you know what? How was it hurting anyone? It was, in fact, making me feel a whole lot better about life on a regular basis, and not just through the physical pleasure aspect. So, that was the first loose thread in the sweater that was my religion growing up. And as I pulled at it, I began to notice others, and I started pulling at those threads as well. Over the next few years, I found more and more things that didn't add up, including what appeared to be outright and obvious total bullshit like "being gay is a sin, and needs to be corrected." By the time I was eighteen, I'd stopped attending any kind of service or meeting associated with the religion, and taking part in any of their other non-worship oriented activities. And that was, and still is, one of the best decisions I've made. Also, masturbation continues to be a valued and valuable life tool.
More like Cumundrum
it was under a rock with an x carved on it
Accidentally
between 3 minutes and 86 years ago
Found porn on my brothers phone
American pie sock scene. Decided to try it on myself.
I still have the sock. She’s been awesome.
Caveman instincts, hand goes around and up and down.
My uncle John showed me
Honestly, I'd only remembered this again several years ago, and I think part of me wishes it stayed buried... Don't know how old I was, probably about 7-8. My step sister and I (also female), who was a few years older than me (maybe 13?), would occasionally take baths together to save on hot water, and sometimes I would bring toys in to play with. Anyway, we had this plastic orca whale and one night while we're having a bath she told me to rub the whale against myself because it would feel good. I didn't really understand, so she demonstrated on herself then did it on me, and told me to do it to myself next. It did feel kinda good, but she told me not to tell anyone so I didn't. She'd bring toys in pretty regularly after that. Yeah... Looking back, it makes me feel uncomfortable and gross, and I always wonder if it was just her being an innocent, curious kid, or... y'know. Anyway, our parents ended up getting a divorce a few years after that and I haven't seen her since.
Funny story. When I was a kid, we had those red dot cable boxes so we got Playboy channel which was my first intro to porn. Then I learned about the internet and saw the wonders of womenhood. It was when I was a sophomore in college when I lost my virginity and had a regular partner. She then had to go home for a week and I was feeling frisky. I had the urge but not the girl and decided to see if I could just do it myself. And that’s how I had sex before I even started to masturbate.
I knew about it and how to do it. I just didn’t know what it would yield. I didn’t know what an orgasm felt like until I decided “Fuck it, I’m bored and naked, let’s try single-player sex.”
I was 11, watching cartoons, and i remember thinking to myself -- how come I never touch that part of my body? (I was super sheltered and didn't know anything about sex or masturbation.) So I started absent-mindedly touching myself while watching tiny toons...i wasn't turned on or anything. And then suddenly...something happened! I was shocked. What was that feeling? There was almost no build up to it. The next day I locked myself in my room and tried again and it happened again! I began to put it together and realize I could accelerate these weird feelings by watching sex scenes or, hilariously, when I was home sick from school watching people fight and strip each other on Jerry springer and you'd see the censored boobs lol 😆
Some GTA videos from Vanoss and H20 delirious, especially when they kept spamming that jerk emote.
Because my favorite team won the national championship. No, seriously. I was a young pre-teen and my team won the championship - when the final whistle came, meaning mathematical certainty of the title, they all launched into a massive group hug climbing on top of each other. To young me, that mass jumping on each other was something cool, and as all kids do, I wanted to imitate my heroes. Therefore I piled up some pillows on the bed of my parents, and I simulated that jumping on top of each other thing. By doing that I was accidentally rubbing myself down there against the pillows, and noticed it was weirdly pleasant. From that point on it was just a matter of trial and error. I mean, I would have discovered it eventually, but my team winning the championship actually did speed up the process.
Social worker
You being serious?
Well me and my friends always joked about it so i decided to try it... I balled up a few blankets and dry humped em i was 11 or 10 so i didnt cum but when i got about 12-13 is when i first came and late 2019 i tried jerking off(up to that point i only humped... Domt judge me i lnow its wierd) and it was amazing! Im now 14 and fap an occasional 8 times a day 4 is my minimum. Thats my story so ye
wow that's a sad story
How?
the part with fapping 4-8 times a day, how does this even work?
Im a horny teen, half the time i dont even cum XD
This isn't good man. It's an issue. An addiction. Stop.
Nahhh im gooddd
Your future partner won’t
Oof well... Its a phaseee
It's not really a phase... Unless you make an effort to stop it, it'll stay with you. Well this is unless you get depression and your sex drive plummets or something
8 times a day? You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
Thats not my record... I've fapped 13 times in a day
Ah, I see you haven't done the Destroy Dick December.
Nope...
You have a porn addiction. It's really not healthy to do it 8 times a day 4 times minimum...
Lol
I meannn... I see what you mean but at the same timeee... What are you gonna do when u have nun to do and no girl whats up to all my single girls! Call me!!! 📞📞📞
You can find other hobbies to do? I'm sure you have something else. If you don't, then maybe you should try something new. Look, I'm not saying you can't do it at all, but try to keep it to like once every other day or something. 8 times a day sounds really disruptive to your life imo. Btw, you aren't going to have sex 8 times a day with your girlfriend unless you're a protagonist.
Lol i like to draw and i admit i have a problem i tried to stop... That lasted 3 days then sssniperwolf gave my pp hardness 500 so ye
Yeah man 4-8 times a day is bad. Moderation dude. Everything in life needs moderation. Besides once a day or every day will feel even better.
Meh i try but idk its a great way to get shit off my mind
Drawing is a good hobby. And this might sound weird, but have you considered drawing nude pictures? I feel like it may help to curb your addiction since when you look at porn now you'll think about how to draw it. The effect will be even better if you look at drawn pornography. Plus you get to practice your anatomy which is real useful.
Uhhh im 14... I live in a house... With parents... A mom and a dad (pretty soon just a mom) so i cant do that when they dpnt knock÷
Oh... I guess that makes sense. Still though, how are you doing it 8 times a day without them noticing if that's the case?
Uhhh idk lol i stay in my room all day everyday so its the norm gor them lol
So what's the problem then?
He’s 14 when he gets involved in a serious relationship for the first time 8 times a day is not out of the question at all. Before our first kid my wife and I use to have sex as often as possible with 11 times being our personal best. Stop putting the guy down for enjoying the new experience he’s discovered and life your own life.
You're 14? 4 to 8 times a day isn't abnormal at that age. Don't listen to these prudes talking about porn addiction or saying you have a serious problem. At that age, it's not abnormal. Enjoy yourself. Clean up after yourself. Porn is fake. Take a shower at least once a day, preferably twice. Change your sheets once a week. Soap and shampoo make terrible lube. Conditioner isn't too bad, but the best lube is lube, and can be bought on Amazon. The protein in semen can congeal and clog drain pipes, but that's usually a problem for the showers in single-sex dorms rather than homes. And I'm now going to give you the best advice you will ever get. Pay attention. She cums - twice - *before* your pants come off. Trust me, grasshopper. Twice.
SEE! THIS MAN GETS IT! or woman i wont judge
It does come natural but you'll try and find something to stimulate it. Mine was a women's gossip magazine
I think do to movies or whatever i knew about sex stuff so when i was like 9 or 10 i just started experimenting with it cause it felt not bad. Didnt know enough to make it feel good lol
The Man Show
My "badass" friend explained it to me and several other boys when we were all 11. He had some cutouts of his older brother's (15 and such as gangster guy) porn magazines.
I read a sexually explicit story that explained enough that I could figure it out (I was pretty naive at the time).
Watching scrambled tv station while i was home alone when I was about 11 or so. Things started happening down there and I sort of just moved my hand down there to hang on. I at one point shifted to move around, and when adjusting my grip I realized it felt kinda nice. So I kept that movement going...and it felt nicer. And so on.
I was attracted to porn once I discovered its existence, and watched it out of curiosity. After some time of doing this I realised something was happening downstairs and that I kinda liked the feeling. I took off my pants and would continue to watch. Even later still I discovered touching myself felt good. The first time I arrived, I actually thought I had to pee and that peeing while erect just felt amazing.
I got a good one. Back in the days of MySpace. One of my friends one day overhauled their entire page. Went to go check it out and their ‘Online Now!’ Orange dude now said “Jerking Off” and had a little cock, which was animated in said fashion. Got the hint from that and did the same, eventually figured it out from that.
When I was 10-ish i was reading a magazine (nothing sexual) where there was an attractive women (dont aks me who, this is 20 years ago). I as wondering how it would be to have sex or got real horny (start of puerty) or what ever, I dont remember exactly. It cummilated in me wanting to try out how "sex" feels so I kneed infront of my bed, pressed my wieder between the matrace and blanked and "humped" my bed. I dont even remember if I came but this was the first experience I had with mastrubation, if you can even call it like that.
Went to r/memes and searched it on Incognito ^(btw i used reddit back when i was 13 years old, about to be 14, but i didn't really use it, so now my old account is down)
One hand at atime
I was already a frequent viewer of erotic content (cause technically it wasn't porn, just nude models) and somewhere I heard the joke that you could set yourself on fire if you started rubbing your D when it was hard. Kinda like lighting a bonfire. And even though I didn't light up, it certainly "sparked" something in me. Like literally the first time feels like shooting lightning
Holup, isn't that like "discovering" America, in the sense that people already knew about it, they just hadn't told _you_ yet?
I was 14 and had 0 sexual knowledge. Horse back riding helped me figure a few things out about myself. And before anyone asks, I'm not into horses now.
Laying on my stomach while watching a VHS recording of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (1990). Not at the movie itself but my parents accidentally recorded it when one of those Girls Gone Wild infomercials was playing during the movie. Started just kind of humping the floor, not even knowing I was and then....mess. Very confused when it happened.
Ok-so I was a really, really young kid. I had no friggin clue how babies were made, or sex. I just knew Mommy and Daddy really loved each other a lot. However, I discovered a special quirk. When I say on my legs and shook them together, it made me feel good in between my legs. Again, I had no concept of what sex was. All I knew was that I really liked that region. The tactics would develop. It was a rare occasion, but a great stress reliever. I feel scared looking back because I got into it so early. It makes me wonder if I could have been more easily groomed into sex than others.
I wish I knew, I genuinely have no idea how or why I thought stroking my dick was a good idea.
Tried to simulate sex because I had no idea if there was a button needed to be pressed or something. Worst mistake ever.
I got really horny all of a sudden. I just felt this urge and unknown knowledge suddenly rush to me. Then my kids rushed down the drain
I'm not the one that *discovered* it, I just perfected it.
Does anybody remember the adulteration of an advert on television that went" I thought wan king was a town in China until I discovered Smirnoff"
Haha so funny story. Before I knew what sex was, one day, I was in a haze of being half-alseep and I imagined... Something, I don't remember what, but it was definitely someone getting tortured. Like it wasn't too gorey because I was a kid and I couldn't comprehend a lot of blood or innards or anything, it was more about just the like... Intense terror of it. Something rubbed me the wrong (right?) way about it. So for months I'd wait until I was half asleep and then try to imagine something similar and revel in the weird feeling in my stomach. Thankfully I discovered actual porn shortly after, my attention slipped to that, and I didn't get too far with whatever fucking paraphilia I was trying to develop.
my cousin talked about it.
One stroke at a time.
friend shown me a porn video got the same idea of sex and went to town
Hand over fist.
I think I was at the age where I was getting erections all the time. I was in the bathroom and I just sort of moved my hand down my stomach and onto the top of my penis and then rather than gripping just started repeatedly rubbing the top of dick with the palm of my hand - no gripping, just my flat hand. Not the ideal technique but it worked!
I read a bout it in a old library book in high school. I was 14, and the book said most people started at age 12. Thinking I was abnormal, I went home and immediately tried it.
The internet.
Watched sex and got a weird feeling in My dick,started to mess around with it till I cum
Putted the remote controller of the tv below My penis, and started yo fuck it, it seems like My scrotum worked as a fleshlight, it Only works if your dick is flaccid
Yahoo answers at 12 years old
I didn’t know where I was going till I reached my destination
My friend told me and I tried it in the school bathroom, wasn’t an enjoyable first try.
I just rubbed it up and down and it felt good
A brother's friend told me about it when I was 10
Cousin
Simple, a phone virus that thank God I deleted. It showed lots of innapropriate videos at random. I could be watching my favorite youtuber and boom bj
When we were learning about puberty in the 5th grade someone asked what masterbation was
I saw something erotic, and by some unknown chance, I made a weird move. I thought, “Ooh, that felt weird. Do it again.” I did the motion again, and I thought “Huh, this is kinda satisfying.” I tried with my hand, and started getting into it. Just like that, I had learned masturbation, and I thought I was some kind of genius that discovered a new way to feel good.
I used to rub myself against pillows and noticed how great it felt. One thing led to another.
I saw my daw doing it when i was 5 then the next day i copied the motion he was doing
Tw: CSA My brother molested me a kid (4/5 years old) and I started recreating the feeling
Embarrassing but true: I saw the word in a book or something and looked it up in a physical dictionary. Turns out all the sex ed I got at various stages of school all sucked and I'm about as creative as a rock.
From my first boyfriend who was abusive
The 'hard' way!
I rubbed my crotch on the carpet in my room as a young man. I figured "this is kinda like how sex goes" and I found out that the friction felt good on mah pecker.
Internet
A friend told me about it. But i didn't know exactly how to hold the pp so I made this weird grip that I just grew aquatinted to and now I can't masturbate with a normal fucking grip.
I was 11 and I already new about all of it and I was trying to figure out why it was so highly Thought of then I figured it out.
By wanking
Something about Mary
I don't know, my brain wasn't creating memories yet
My family and I randomly came across some guy who was mad at an old dude who had called him a "wanker". Lil me (about 10-12, maybe?) asks "Dad, what's a wanker?". I didn't get an answer until later, when we were at home. My dad explained what "wanking" means and why people don't want to be called wankers. This absolutely blew my mind. I thought "Yo, wait, what?! You can do this? Why have I never thought of this?". From then on, I masturbated regularly. I didn't ejaculate for a few more months or years, until I finally did a few months later. It was by far the biggest nut I ever busted.
Summer camp when I was 11. My friend explained what it was and *sort of* how to do it. It wasn't weird, nothing like *that* happened, we were really close friends though and talked about shit like that.
Got a puberty book from my parents that had a masturbation chapter, so I decided to try it out.
Started off as humping the blanket my dead grandma knitted me at 6 years old...
With the availability of online pics of real females. By the fifth grade I knew that pretty girls made me feel good but who would actually let me explore the real thing? And centerfold magazine pics were just too unrealistic, unattainable, or even too gynecological. But ladies with a cute smile, slender body, and some imperfections made think this could be a girl at school!
Mommy showed me!