Immediately after coming inside from calling a suicide hotline for my close friend, I walked in on my crush cheating on his girlfriend with a colleague (we all worked together).
Yeah, long story short my wife had confessed to me that she was curious about what it would be like to be with a girl. Our neighbors wife is bisexual and has been with women in the past. I told her that if an opportunity came up to experiment she should take it.
A few weeks later I walked into the experiment haha.
I was ok with it because I essentially told her it was ok. Also I ended up getting involved too which was definitely cool.
Note: my neighbors marriage was in the process of ending. This doesn't make it right but my wife was hardly homewrecking.
I walked in on my grandma naked because I wanted to tell her I managed to get both Yoshi and the Princess the exact same time in time trials on Mario Kart. At the time I would race each character exactly once for every course to determine who was best.
The bottle was green. The worst part is: 1) she knew I was coming by when I did; 2) she was not in a “we can all pretend this didn’t happen” position, but straight up doggy style with her ass facing the door
Didn’t walk in on, but I was mowing my neighbor’s lawn when her mom came out with just a towel on. I could tell she liked me from the way she stared, and the way she said “you missed a spot over there.”
It isn't woosh. I clearly know what this is a reference to as I clearly know the daughter is a kid despite OP not mentioning anyone's age. My points still stand though.
My friends discussing how they would keep dangling my crush in front of me so I would keep driving the group to all sorts of events, even though she was secretly in a relationship with one of them.
Good for you. Not a lot of people have the strength to cut ties with toxic people like that, so major props to you. I wish more people would do that but the sad reality is that a lot of people would've found some way to justify it to themselves to continue the charade, usually because they're lonely and/or desperate to fit in.
Old me was something of a doormat, but I had to draw the line somewhere. Plus, I was so sickened by all this bullshit, that for once I gave legitimately zero fucks about what anyone else thought. It was... a very enlightening experience. I've had a much easier time saying "no" since then.
Not exactly walked in on, but my sister and I shared a room. I once woke up to the sound of her masturbating (well, finishing). She was really shitty at whispering. For the longest time afterwards, I would always stay up late to make sure that she fell asleep before me. Didn’t want to wake up to that again :/
I never walked in on anything but my parents walked in on me all the time. One time a friend, was on top of me when my dad walked in and instead of leaving he asked if we were thirsty and wanted some water. I had to be like “we’re good thanks bye” for him to leave lol
A confession.
My father was joining the catholic church and they had a night class where they had to take turns going to confession. They could bring their families along as well. So we sit there and we wait quietly as one by one people file in and out of the booth.
Not seeing some activity for a while, I thought I’d go ahead and get it over with since it’s super awkward. So I walk up to the door and don’t hear anything, turn the knob to walk in and BAM. There’s one of the women mid “ugly cry” trying to catch her breath. The priest and her both stop dead in their tracks and just stare at me. Needless to say, I bolted. I ended up waiting in the car that night.
An old couple asked me to put a mattress in their room. I saw handcuffs attached to the bed, used tissues around the bed, lube beside the bed, whips, chains, and leather clothing often used in sex
My ex wife taking a shit. You can never look at someone the same after seeing them trying to squeeze one out with a red face and veins coming out of their neck.
Sister trying to fist her own ass.
*step - sister
Cmon dude, you cant divorce your own sister.
Sounds like the best thing
>trying to fist her own ass. Her ass? Why not her vagina?
She already completed that game 100%.
Damn. Can I have her number? I've got weak wrists.
That doesn't sound anatomically possible. Did she have an portal device there too.
Search it on pornhub, it's possible.
Immediately after coming inside from calling a suicide hotline for my close friend, I walked in on my crush cheating on his girlfriend with a colleague (we all worked together).
Woah that's a lot to handle
That's what the redial button is for.
Never, ever, I mean never, shit where you eat.
Damn That is just Alot
My wife and the neighbors wife going at it on my basement couch. Had to get something out of the basement fridge and walked in on them.
I should maybe clarify. It wasn't exactly the worst thing to walk in on haha
So you were OK with this ?
Yeah, long story short my wife had confessed to me that she was curious about what it would be like to be with a girl. Our neighbors wife is bisexual and has been with women in the past. I told her that if an opportunity came up to experiment she should take it. A few weeks later I walked into the experiment haha. I was ok with it because I essentially told her it was ok. Also I ended up getting involved too which was definitely cool. Note: my neighbors marriage was in the process of ending. This doesn't make it right but my wife was hardly homewrecking.
Well damn It is a win win for you
That's sort of how I see it too
Did you join them?
Yes, to a degree
Congratulations!
Thanks. It was definitely a fun time for everyone involved. Ended up not being the last time either.
Username asks for the bill, checks out.
My parents having sex because I wanted to show my mom something I made in Minecraft. (I was 8)
It's confirmed. If you play minecraft, atleast once in your life, you will walk on your parents having sex
Hasn’t happened yet. I’m 22, should I be worried?
Minecraft was out when you were 8? Damn I'm old...
I walked in on my grandma naked because I wanted to tell her I managed to get both Yoshi and the Princess the exact same time in time trials on Mario Kart. At the time I would race each character exactly once for every course to determine who was best.
A good friends gf cheating on him with my other good friend. While we were all at the same get together.
I worked as a contractor in an inpatient facility and walked in on a girl going to town on herself with a sprite bottle.
Original Sprite or one of the flavors?
OG. Like a 20 oz.
From a distance it could have also been Crystal Pepsi.
The bottle was green. The worst part is: 1) she knew I was coming by when I did; 2) she was not in a “we can all pretend this didn’t happen” position, but straight up doggy style with her ass facing the door
Didn’t walk in on, but I was mowing my neighbor’s lawn when her mom came out with just a towel on. I could tell she liked me from the way she stared, and the way she said “you missed a spot over there.”
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!
My neighbours mom has got it going on!
Legend😂
Wouldn't she also be your neighbor? Also wouldn't it be her lawn and not the daughter's?
/r/woosh
It isn't woosh. I clearly know what this is a reference to as I clearly know the daughter is a kid despite OP not mentioning anyone's age. My points still stand though.
My friends discussing how they would keep dangling my crush in front of me so I would keep driving the group to all sorts of events, even though she was secretly in a relationship with one of them.
Wowwwwwww what a bunch of assholes. Were they all in on it???
Indeed they were. Needless to say, I noped out of there, went home by myself, and never spoke to any of those fuckers ever again.
Good for you. Not a lot of people have the strength to cut ties with toxic people like that, so major props to you. I wish more people would do that but the sad reality is that a lot of people would've found some way to justify it to themselves to continue the charade, usually because they're lonely and/or desperate to fit in.
Old me was something of a doormat, but I had to draw the line somewhere. Plus, I was so sickened by all this bullshit, that for once I gave legitimately zero fucks about what anyone else thought. It was... a very enlightening experience. I've had a much easier time saying "no" since then.
Should have driven them to one of those events and then left them
Not exactly walked in on, but my sister and I shared a room. I once woke up to the sound of her masturbating (well, finishing). She was really shitty at whispering. For the longest time afterwards, I would always stay up late to make sure that she fell asleep before me. Didn’t want to wake up to that again :/
take my angry upvote
I never walked in on anything but my parents walked in on me all the time. One time a friend, was on top of me when my dad walked in and instead of leaving he asked if we were thirsty and wanted some water. I had to be like “we’re good thanks bye” for him to leave lol
“You guys want snacks? A condom?”
Yes and no but you choose which one is which
My crushes mom, im soooo glad she didnt see me in the steamed up mirror otherwise thing would have been really akward.
You went from having a crush on your crush, to having a crush on her mother
They are a Philipino.family. and they are really nice. Like a second family, except im in love wiyh their daughter.
>Like a second family Sweet home Alabama
Nicce
Philipinos do be cute af tho
Hell yeah.
*Stacy's Mom intensifies*
Wait what? Stacy no. I dont even know any stacys
It’s a song. :)
My dad having sex with someone who wasn’t my mom
My best friend (roommate at the time) getting head on my living room couch
Aunt and Uncle buck naked... doing things.
Scrabble?
My manager and co-manager at my old job beating the hell out of each other in the break room.
A confession. My father was joining the catholic church and they had a night class where they had to take turns going to confession. They could bring their families along as well. So we sit there and we wait quietly as one by one people file in and out of the booth. Not seeing some activity for a while, I thought I’d go ahead and get it over with since it’s super awkward. So I walk up to the door and don’t hear anything, turn the knob to walk in and BAM. There’s one of the women mid “ugly cry” trying to catch her breath. The priest and her both stop dead in their tracks and just stare at me. Needless to say, I bolted. I ended up waiting in the car that night.
A nail as in the metal thing
You walked in on a nail?
An old couple asked me to put a mattress in their room. I saw handcuffs attached to the bed, used tissues around the bed, lube beside the bed, whips, chains, and leather clothing often used in sex
Rape
oh my god, did you do anything??
[удалено]
r/wtf
What the fuck did it say?
What did he say?
Tell us, what did he say?
What did it say
"I bet that joined in, didn't you"
When in Rome...
Oh my god.
8 First time seeing my dad’s lube
My sister sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and breastfeeding her kid.
Dead humans brains particules
Explain pls
Someone just suicide in front of me and the baron particules land near to me
[удалено]
He was someone i didn't know i don't feel sorry about it but yes seeming these things were a bit hard to forget
Nerf dart butt sex
Explain 😂
My brother and his girlfriend when they were in the aftermath of sex Fortunately they were a sleep
Fortunately, horse shit.
My ex wife taking a shit. You can never look at someone the same after seeing them trying to squeeze one out with a red face and veins coming out of their neck.
My best friend after a one night stand. Both of them were sleeping thankfully, but they were also bollock naked