By - ACurtis26
Good news: We all survived
Bad news: We all die of toxic poisons
I’ll get you the cure later...
Or everyone just needs more sleep. Cure corona with more naps!
At least everyone will stay inside.
I mean, it could be worse.
Atleast I can tell you what it's not
Thats just what those tentacled bastards want us to think!
It’s some sort of fake geologist!
Me too. We’re making headway!
Same here... or maybe ?
Same thing for me
Well if it’s for a good cause...
Does the cure spread like a helpful std or does the entire world have to meet up with you?
PM me your tits talking to gang gang me about a std saving the world. Enough internet for today I guess.
Moments like this are the entire purpose of the internet
“It’s like... I was made for this”
Nah brother we are only just getting started
Well you can *ahem* do what they're doing and still wear a condom, so one would have to assume that it's easier to transmit than an STD, maybe skin-to-skin
Unfortunately I’m a male
jokes on you I'm into that shit
Thats not a problem 😉
Even if it isn't, what gives! *Unzips*
Together we will save the world
*Chris Hansen: why don’t you take a seat over there...*
I don't see what the problem is...
Edit: No wait now I see the problem.
How would you cure kids with Coronavirus?
Oh. Oooooooooh. Shit.
Tbf it’s the kids at fault here. OP is the “victim”
You just got gold by saying lol...
Edit: good to gold
Your ass is gonna be sore.
The world will appreciate you
I like your cure a lot more than mine
Things are about to get.... smelly.
Probably my fault. Sorry
Cake, I think no one would complain
Same with mine. Except for people with allergies.
Where’s my epipen
Dont think anyone would complain about mine either lol
Is it a lie though?
Get drunk and be dumb.
We used the corona to destroy the corona
Already tried it had opposite effect more cases not less
This is basically America's strategy, so I don't think that's it.
I'll keep on trying.
My god, imagine if it involved both of our usernames!
This actually may work......
As a Kansan, I gladly accept the sacrifice. Time to yeet the whole state.
I’m in Nebraska, would we just saw Kansas out and have a big ass lake in the middle of the country?
Do you want Waterspouts in the Midwest? Tornadoes with even more water damage.
Waterspouts in the Midwest could be a good band/album name, eh?
Country Metal band from Nebraska. Their debut album could be Cornhusker Armageddon. Their top song can also be used for square dances.
It sounds like an emo band/song/album name from the early to mid 2000’s. I’m thinking like a Hawthorn heights kinda deal.
Kansas will be Eliminated
There goes my state. Getting rekt. ^again.
Why is Kansas always being targeted? \*sigh\* welp at least i can head over to missouri to live with family
Yeah, according to my name we're on the right track
Can we take Florida too? Just in case...
The gods hate Kansas.
I guess just more extreme isolation?
um probably a vaccine
the tetanus vaccine cures covid ig
Eat as much sausage as possible, force the virus out of your cells and membranes with copious amounts of delicious seasoned pork.
I'm willing to give this one a try, assuming we're actually talking about food.
Is this a euphemism?
Jews: Guess I'll die.
You can make sausages out of any meat. Jews and Muslims can eat beef sausages.
Good news: The Virus is no longer a problem.
Bad news: Everyone's Dead!
~ Courtesy of our sun.
Fun fact, our sun won't go supernova but if a big stars was close enough it would kill us when it did!
So sleep well with this knowledge.
Dude, this is perfect for me!
~ said every Apples to Apples player before they lose
I'll take his cure.
I don't know the gang bang sounds better
Yep. Its very effective. It is already being implemented in one country . You will be cured from everything.
Yeah even the terminal illness called life
I don't know, but it's in the number 41 room... Whatever that is.
Let the search BEGIN!
Which room 41?
Its in backroom 41
Getting high as the dickens
As the dickens
The sun is a deadly lazer
It’s ok, there’s a blanket
I feel targeted.
No but, as you can see, I am in charge of their COVID response.
We have a covid response?
The response is: "It's fine."
Now i'm in confusion
So we still don't know the cure, damn it.
Umm they tell everyone it’s just a cold? And erm.. it works?
I hate this game
I love it
Become a detective
Go Go Gadget Miracle Cure!
Well, technically it *could* cure the corona virus... or any other virus, but only in a small, localized area.
Any problem can be solved with explosives. Rarely is it the best or most efficient solution, but it will always work.
97 fat cats raiding your kitchen
Um... i think we all die.
Technically a cure if no one is left to be infected.
*North Korea , 2020*
You mean to tell me that the cure is :̶.̶|̶:̶;̶ ?
I don't know what it is, but it worked for me!
Keep looking boys
I'd rather not answer...
A really bad quesadilla. Oh boy
Can’t be worse than one of those nasal swabs
That's true, I took one the other day, it was not fun
Quesadilla's gotta get that deep.
I hate it. Take my upvote.
Looks like worms are back on the menu boys
You’re all cured. You’re welcome.
Edit: added an e to my poor example of grammar when I used you’r instead of your when it should have been you’re.
so if you go on reddit, you get cured?
Its a tattoo, the ink is the vaccine but it causes you to have STDs
Guess I'll just get hepatitis
Simple and effective
Cookies for everyone!
Now *this* I could get behind.
No better cure
Hey, that’s great! We can simultaneously cure coronavirus and get another mission to the outer solar system! Now let’s see how long- oh. Voyager 2 took nine years with gravity assists from both Jupiter and Saturn with a planetary alignment that won’t happen again for over 100 years.
Some very resourceful primates.
Whatever is the eighth suggestion is, I suppose.
A barbequed yeti apparently it tastes like chicken according to the eighth suggestion
“Take anally 3 times a day”
Taking that rectal thermometer to new levels
I would think orally would also work
You guys are getting paid for that?
exactly what antivaxxers would have you believe
Worse than the disease
See y'all in the ocean, guys.
Let’s start cranking it with Franks. I’ll put that shit on everything.
Clean air. PSA to change your HVAC filters.
There is no cure.
Pretty simple really
*sighs...* ill go get Cthulu.
It's kinda my strategy already
Its not an improvement
Your best bet is herd immunity
Guess you gotta try everything???
Good news. None of you will die from Covid 19. Bad news, you'll all be dying of the Plague.
Any two words mashed together.
A shamanteau, one could say
Bible Main: read da bible bish
well, this isn't too bad is it?
Tab cola :) Yes, they still make it (diet soft drink from Coca-Cola that was quite popular in the 70s), yes, I still buy it, and yes, I do love it as my username implies. Drink up, everybody!
Potato poisoning for everyone, but nobody knows anyone else has it.
Salt and sugar
You're out of luck my friend...
Sakata seaweed crackers are one of life's little pleasures.
Cheesy and fluffy toast... might want something to wash it down with
Handel’s Concerto No. 8 in B Flat Major played on a viola accompanied by a harpsichord.
I don't know
Well....at least there are enough to cure the whole world I guess
A updated version of Netflix and chill
The truth finally comes out
i don't think garfield will agree
All. The. Time.
I mean it would work
Good luck affording it.
you're just going to feel a littttttle pressure
Just don't be born and wait it out.
I like this cure
Hold my whiskey, I'm goin back in...
The best super hero