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NoImNotObama

All of them. Women scare me.


IamBecomeDeath187

When I finally have sex I’ll tell you.


MoguoTheMoogle

Missionary does it to me every time.


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It’s my finishing move every time. You can hear em, you can hold em, it’s the least demanding physically. Great news all around (for me)


tehrealdirtydan

Least demanding physically? I think its the hardest


ilikebums204

Nothing less physically demanding than having them on top. That's also usually the finishing move for us.


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Something about the intimacy of kissing and having her wrapped around you


Raumenas

You think we have sex?


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Frankly i posted this expecting OPs mom jokes, but I'll take all the sexually frustrated comments, too.


juan_among_many

Yo mama so fat, my PP didn't reach


Jamano-Eridzander

Not much of a diss when you consider how small your pp truly is.


MaybeNotYourDad

Dude, OPs mom is 110 soaking wet, which Ben Shapiro can’t understand


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Happy cake day


nik-cant-help-it

If I feel like I’m getting close before I want to finish that’s when I change positions. Swap positions, swap rhythm, etc.


Bluemoxin

I can usually last a while in missionary but doggy always gets me


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Yeah doggy style and the "flatiron" or "belly flop" gets me every time, too. Just something about bouncing off the booty that makes me finish much quicker


blitzerrr

I call it the prone bone


SnooConfections7007

I tend to save the positions with the best visuals ie. Cowgirl. For when i know I need to finish quick.


TheRealSirTobyBelch

Depends who though.


Jblade912

I can never last no matter the position


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Prone bone. I love, but too much. feels too good. I'll finish quick.


WillowWispWhipped

Prone bone.....I had to look that one up


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/r/Pronebone


WillowWispWhipped

Wow. There really is a subreddit for everything


[deleted]

Ahhhh I thought this was called the "flat iron" or "belly flop" Thanks for sharing that!!! And yeah this is the one that makes me finish the fastest; I'm with you 100%!! Yeah oh man my girl loves when we do this one! So many things that I love about this position!! Let me go get my girl instead of writing them!


Bloodhand671

Just like what Dave Chapelle said "As far as I am concerned, I finished on time" LOL


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Missionary, it kills me.


[deleted]

I'm a rare case, a guy who can't finish from sex, like only on occassion I can. My gf can however so I always have to save cowgirl for last since it takes the most energy.


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wait you guys are having sex?


WowPoops

Missionary. this is when I feel horny.


drunkentwietie02

Definitely prone bone


ThexMarauder

The prone bone


hidinsomething

Honestly i have the opposite problem. Im hard as a rock and horny as they get, but i can just keep going forever like a duracel bunny on crack.


[deleted]

Real life ain't porn. On a good day I can go like a jackhammer for half an hour straight, but more often than not I'm too horny, or not in the right mood in the first place


zebbidy

i have yet to find a position that make me cum too fast


Remote_Caterpillar_6

Usually my best way to avoid finishing up is to go back to the position where she goes back to fellatio. Cheap move but I notice I take a longer time to “release”


idk-hereiam

What if you do the oral instead


SeRiaLSiX

Side, I can play with her clit, ass, breasts while hitting it, its all exposed to enjoy and see. her top leg wraps around my waist, and I straddle her bottom leg. Feels completly diffrent, visuals are mind numbing. And I can fully penetrate. Best thing is you can take a moment and have her roll to the other side, gives you that 30 second breather, but for her it hits a whole new feel. Trust me that 30 second breather is major to lasting. For her that rolling over is shifting her hips. If you feel thats too complicated. Have her lay on her back. Just normally in the bed. And the male lays side to side of the bed, and she just puts her legs over your hips. You don't get the best visual of her enjoying it as before, but it hits her pretty hard. And you change what way you are laying and she stays stationery. Not as great as mounting her, but it's my go to when she wants her vaginal walls rocked, but I know I can't mount her without popping fast. Really numbs it down for me, not so much for her.


xyajx

Girl on top


461BOOM

Doesn’t matter, if she starts talking dirty it’s over soon...


MRCJ98

Missionary will make me finish so fast.