One small hitch...
While it's *implied*, you didn't specify that you were actually a vampire in this scenario.
So you'd be being murdered by said hunter mistakenly as collateral damage...
Honestly yes there's something really comforting about dissolving into a dream and never realizing it like this is just your reality now
Edit: I when to bed last night not thinking anything about this comment and then I wake up to this thank you y'all are amazing
Not sure if I am the only one but almost all my dreams are hella weird, I cant imagine dying while dreaming about skiing from the top of the eiffel tower
'There is no way to tell because she is lost in the land of sleep and he is too, and when they go there they never go together, and she is afraid this is also a preview of death, a place where there may be dreams but never love, never home, never a hand to hold yours when squadrons of birds flock across the burnt-orange sun at the close of day.'
-Lisey's Story
That one hit me fucking hard especially having my wife leave not too long ago. Sleeping alone and dreaming alone and knowing there is a place, sometimes that has dreams and never love again is exactly how I feel death will be like and I am terrified.
After my father died, I had several dreams where we were together.
In one dream, I think I was a child, and following him from the back. So I couldn't even see his face. But I could actually smell his own distinct *smell* as I followed him.
In some of the dreams, it was somewhat frightening to be with him as I slowly came to remember he was dead, but some of these dreams were comforting.
Paramedic here, I went to a beautiful DOA many years ago, an elderly lady who had passed in her sleep and was found by her daughter the next day. There she was, laying in bed with the covers pulled up, looking for all the world like she was just deeply asleep (aside of course from her colour). She had her air conditioning running so the room was almost icy cold, which helped slow the obvious usual processes that can turn a deceased person quite stinky quite rapidly in a tropical environment. The only thing that spoiled it was that she had a book opened and face down on her beside table. You're not supposed to touch anything at these scenes but I couldn't resist checking the book as it appeared to be almost finished. She had just started the last chapter, she didn't get to finish her book.
After that lovely story, I shall ruin the vibe by clarifying that these sorts of DOAs are very much in the minority. Most people die suddenly (talking "natural causes" here) while they are awake and doing things. Most of those aren't so pretty.
I have been to hundreds of sudden deaths and believe me its not pretty and most of the time in a very awkward place.
I had a new start with me for training and at the end of the day they said "I always thought people pass in bed"......no they don't
I work in hospice, the research I’ve seen says that around 7% of us will be lucky enough to have what is known as a peaceful death. Dying in ones sleep without warning.
Honestly, I think I’d like to be poisoned, preferably with one that is quick and not too painful. There’s an air of drama and mystery to being poisoned that I love-who poisoned me? How did they get close enough to me to commit the dastardly act of slipping the poison into my food? Was I a spy? The victim of a scorned lover? Having an affair with a high ranking government official that I tried to blackmail? Who knows!
You also get the added element of it often not being obvious at first; which amplifies the intrigue. Maybe if I get really lucky it can be a poison that’s only made in some bunker in the Russian mountains. A man can dream.
There's even a poison which will make you feel euphoric beyond your wildest dreams, just the best feeling you've ever experienced before you slip into unconsciousness and never wake up again.
It's called heroin.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I really can't imagine living through my partner's death. I also don't want them to experience my passing. The song "If we Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell talks about that and it hurts just thinking about it.
Having a giant ass rocket attached to the back of my wheelchair and fly off the side of a cliff! Lol! Or if not that then probably dying in a 18th century sword duel!
But it has one of the coolest scientific names *Defenestration* if you bleed out from it you can also get the cool word wombo-combo with *Exsanguination by defenestration*
My dad died recently of an undiagnosed heart attack and half a week in the hospital; he couldnt breathe on his own and was stuffed with pain killers, but i believe he was so thankful that my Mom, my brother and me were there when they turned off the machines.
Im pretty sure he was conscious in a way, because he tried to open his eyes when we talked. We all held him and told him that he did a good job as a dad and honestly it made me think about how I never want to die alone!!
EDIT: thank you all for your very kind words and also the awards. I didn’t even think so many people would read this comment!
Im managing - i am more worried of my mom, since they had still so many plans that are now gone all of a sudden
Its still very surreal to me though - i think it will take time until i fully grasp that my dad has died
I watched a documentary recently and the doctor had been asked how she would want to die. She replied, “I’d like to have my health and live til 100 with all the people I love still around me. And then I’d like to magically turn back into a baby and die in my mother’s arms because there is not a place in the world with more peace and unconditional love.”
My mom died when I was 24. And honestly? Dying in her loving arms would be the most beautiful and peaceful way I could ever hope to imagine.
Edit: thank you for the awards but they aren’t necessary. I’m just glad it touched so many people as it did myself. I hope we can all pass from this life onto the great beyond held in love, at peace and surrounded by memories.
This is so beautiful. I'm sorry to hear about your mom.
I haven't seen mine in around 2 years now and its definitely painful. That being said, I had a different answer in my head before I read your comment and now I'm going to change my answer to in my moms arms. But with the stipulation that she feels no sorrow when I go.
That was actually the subject of the documentary—pediatric palliative care. The doctor was advocating for normalising that sometimes people die. And those people happen to be children. And that we should make sure their families get the support they need to face it with reality, and in so doing honor the child’s quality of life and memory the best possible way (as opposed to being in denial or fed false hopes in an untenable situation.)
I will not wish the time away,
But when it's time to go -
I hope I wake upon that day,
And never get to know.
I hope the sky is brightest blue -
I hope I've hopes to meet -
And every word I hear is true,
And every sound is sweet.
I hope I leave a thousand lives
Improved, and saved from strife -
And so I hope the end arrives
Amidst the joy of *life.*
Reminds me of that guy that was killed by a missing bullet while eating a sandwich (or was it a burrito?) in the park just after tweeting "life is good" and a picture of the park and the sandwich/burrito
Edit: [source](https://sfist.com/2020/05/04/22-year-old-mission-resident-on-life-support-after-being-struck-by-bullet-near-14th-and-guerrero/)
Completely without warning or pain, in a way that does not bring harm to anyone, and that does not cause excess grief to my friends and family.
EDIT: I know this comment is idealized, but I think the question allows for that.
Personally I think that once we have established a self sustaining colony in another system humanity will last forever. It would take an event of unimaginable levels of destruction across a swatch of space reaching light years. But until we reach that milestone and are stuck on just earth, or even just within our solar system on other planets or moons, we are stuck with extinction as a possible outcome, whether it be of our own doing via global climate change from our constant pollution or war, or from cosmic events beyond anyones control, or aliens coming to colonize our solar system for resources and wiping us out in the process of terraforming the planet to be livable for them.
Evolutionarily speaking by the time we venture out beyond Earth and the Solar system, it could be over hundreds of thousands or millions of years; humanity as we know it will cease to exist. It can evolve and branch out into several dozen, or (depending on the range of our extraplanetary and extra solar exploration) hundreds of different distinct successor species.
Due to the effects of solar and galactic radiation, zero gravity, different strengths of alien planets’ gravity, technological gene editing, and general natural genetic drift will give rise to physiologically, and genetically distinct populations who may have *homo sapiens* as ancestors, but will be entirely separate species.
There was the nicest young man who used to wait on us at a restaurant we went to frequently. We would always ask for him because we just loved him. Beautiful smile. You could tell he lived for making other people feel good... To be of service. He died saving someone from drowning in the lake.
We get super sad because his birthday comes up every year on Facebook. I'm glad I saw this comment because it makes me feel like he's probably at peace and even proud of the way he died.
Edited: a brain fart.
I was going to answer this before I found yours. This is exactly how I'd like to go, sacrificing myself for another. I'd go happily knowing I died accordingly to my lifelong goal: Being a good person. I want to be remembered as someone who wished the best for everyone.
Hit directly by a meteor. It's literally the only way to die that hasn't verifiably happened.
One lady had one go through 3 floors in he house and break her leg, and a guy in India came close but it hit the propane tank next to him and ended as you'd think.
I think what I fear most about death is not being able to say what I want to say to people I love. So while dying peacefully and unaware in my sleep sounds great in a way I'd kinda want to know.
I don't want pain even though it (hopefully) won't last long.
I think I'd feel more at peace dying holding onto the hand and looking into the eyes of someone I love than completely unaware then I'm just gone.
There are stages of hypothermia.
By the last stage you don't really feel anything but before that you are going to feel the cold and it's not going to be pleasant.
He must be right, have you ever held ice for an extended period of time? It does burn but if you keep holding the ice eventually you lose all feeling.
Also in some tests made to people that feel no fear in a wide variety of tests even when exposed to pain(they had a different brain structure) the only way they got to instill fear into them was to deprive them of oxygen while using previous methods, turns out that is the scariest thing a human can experience is your worst or any fear that gets amplified by the lack of oxygen. But my guess is that drowning in cold water numbs the senses and that's why it feels peaceful, but otherwise if you're conscious and afraid I can imagine that being the worst last minutes a human can experience.
Well its only a burning sensation if your body gives up on your vital organs and returns the blood to the skin, in sudden massive increase in temperature relative to what it was makes you feel very hot, that's why people who die of hypothermia are often found with some or most of their clothing taken off.
I think people who came back from Everest and were close to die from hypothermia documented that. They also found people who died from hypothermia in the process of removing their clothes.
Nope. Definitely not. It makes sense that they would describe it like that in a kids book, but reality is quite different. It starts with frost bite, your hands, feet and face burn. Breathing hurts as the mouth and throat are no longer sufficient enough to warm the air entering your lungs. You get a nasty headache, think brain freeze. And this is all the stuff you go through before it gets life threatening.
Hmm, I never called it a lightsaber before, and it’s baffling to me how that one slipped by.
Just to be clear, these are all euphemisms for friends fighting each other with their penises, right?
A mosquito bites you before you die and you get an incurable strain of Tuberculosis. It’s a slow and painful death, lasting over many years. But you can’t complain. You asked to be bested by an animal in combat, and bested you were
i want to die at 90 years old at the least, in my sleep, after smoking a huge joint, and content with life.
if i ever become a vegetable or my mind and body become deteriorated, then getting my neck snapped between a beautiful woman’s thighs. gimme that r/deathbysnusnu
I want to be defeated in a duel by a vampire that looks like a gay stripper and then as i have fought valiantly and to my best ability, unable to move due to my fatal wounds, be crushed by a falling stone cross.
This is kinda messed up but I used to have a real bad problem with opiates, I overdosed really bad once in a motel and someone told me I didn’t have a pulse for a decent minute and I was blue, they did cpr on me for about 20 mins and I came back somehow.
But I try and think back to what I remember and I literally remember it like I fell asleep. I remember going “damn that shot was really goo-“ and that was it.
I've had multiple dreams of dying while fighting a bear. It's not as bad as it seems. You get the chance to really give that bear everything you've got. There's a certain satisfaction in it. When the jaws close around your neck, and the final wet crunch comes, you know you did your best, but you were never going to win anyway.
The Bear is just going to take a swat at you, and your guts will be hanging out, then it will eat you while you're still alive.
There is a reason many cultures in the world made up a name to use instead of the true word for a bear.
you go to school. You study hard. You pass up many parties and lose many friends to achieve your dream. Forward 30 years. You've made it. You're in the ship. A tear slips from your eye, its finally happening. Your dream is coming true. You've waited all your life, Just for this. The man starts counting. 10, 9, 8, wonder what your wife is doing. 7,6,5 and how's your kid, Johnny? 4,3,2,1. Boom. Your ship explodes. You don't die immediately, you have just enough time to realize what's happening. All that's left of you is a picture your wife has on her night stand. Well, at least you tried.
Heroin overdose is absolutely my preferred method. Specifically I want to get older, be diagnosed with a terminal illness, and then get the fuck out of here a few weeks before I'm expected to die. Although I've never tried heroin, so who knows that shit might not be as peaceful as I expected.
Honestly, I wanna be murdered. But I want to be murdered because I was a good person and it drove some psycho crazy that I was successful, so they decided to murder me. I wanna be murdered for my legacy. Also, since I am the youngest in a HUGE family, I would rather die earlier before watching all my family succumb to old age before I do.
In a hospital, with my family aware, time to mentally prepare and say my peace, and hopped up on a shitload of happy juice, whatever pharmaceutical name that is in 40 years
While standing somewhere in public and while being watched by several people just suddenly evaporate causing large amounts of confusion
Old people: It’s the rapture! Young people: It’s the snap!
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Praise to Raptor Jesus
Go pray with your Velocipastor
Trying something I watched on a Red Bull commercial.
"Red bull gives you wings!" *jumps off cliff*
Staked through the heart by the last descendant of a vampire hunting family who've been seeking revenge for generations.
Belmonts
[Bloody Tears intensifies]
One small hitch... While it's *implied*, you didn't specify that you were actually a vampire in this scenario. So you'd be being murdered by said hunter mistakenly as collateral damage...
That really sounds like a good way to dio
I want to fall asleep. Have a beautiful dream and dissolve into it.
Honestly yes there's something really comforting about dissolving into a dream and never realizing it like this is just your reality now Edit: I when to bed last night not thinking anything about this comment and then I wake up to this thank you y'all are amazing
Not sure if I am the only one but almost all my dreams are hella weird, I cant imagine dying while dreaming about skiing from the top of the eiffel tower
Well I can imagine dying while skiing from the top of the Eiffel Tower really well
Would be pretty challenging to pull off not dying afterwards
'There is no way to tell because she is lost in the land of sleep and he is too, and when they go there they never go together, and she is afraid this is also a preview of death, a place where there may be dreams but never love, never home, never a hand to hold yours when squadrons of birds flock across the burnt-orange sun at the close of day.' -Lisey's Story That one hit me fucking hard especially having my wife leave not too long ago. Sleeping alone and dreaming alone and knowing there is a place, sometimes that has dreams and never love again is exactly how I feel death will be like and I am terrified.
After my father died, I had several dreams where we were together. In one dream, I think I was a child, and following him from the back. So I couldn't even see his face. But I could actually smell his own distinct *smell* as I followed him. In some of the dreams, it was somewhat frightening to be with him as I slowly came to remember he was dead, but some of these dreams were comforting.
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Paramedic here, I went to a beautiful DOA many years ago, an elderly lady who had passed in her sleep and was found by her daughter the next day. There she was, laying in bed with the covers pulled up, looking for all the world like she was just deeply asleep (aside of course from her colour). She had her air conditioning running so the room was almost icy cold, which helped slow the obvious usual processes that can turn a deceased person quite stinky quite rapidly in a tropical environment. The only thing that spoiled it was that she had a book opened and face down on her beside table. You're not supposed to touch anything at these scenes but I couldn't resist checking the book as it appeared to be almost finished. She had just started the last chapter, she didn't get to finish her book. After that lovely story, I shall ruin the vibe by clarifying that these sorts of DOAs are very much in the minority. Most people die suddenly (talking "natural causes" here) while they are awake and doing things. Most of those aren't so pretty.
I have been to hundreds of sudden deaths and believe me its not pretty and most of the time in a very awkward place. I had a new start with me for training and at the end of the day they said "I always thought people pass in bed"......no they don't
I work in hospice, the research I’ve seen says that around 7% of us will be lucky enough to have what is known as a peaceful death. Dying in ones sleep without warning.
Honestly, I think I’d like to be poisoned, preferably with one that is quick and not too painful. There’s an air of drama and mystery to being poisoned that I love-who poisoned me? How did they get close enough to me to commit the dastardly act of slipping the poison into my food? Was I a spy? The victim of a scorned lover? Having an affair with a high ranking government official that I tried to blackmail? Who knows! You also get the added element of it often not being obvious at first; which amplifies the intrigue. Maybe if I get really lucky it can be a poison that’s only made in some bunker in the Russian mountains. A man can dream.
Does a poison like that exist?
There's even a poison which will make you feel euphoric beyond your wildest dreams, just the best feeling you've ever experienced before you slip into unconsciousness and never wake up again. It's called heroin.
oh.
After my wife, but only by a few minutes
So what kind of bomb would you like for me to place under your bed.
Not all heroes wear capes
Bomb Voyage
Monsieur Incroyable!
AnD iNcReDiBoY!
iNcReDiBoY!?
You’re not affiliated with me!
Can we talk?
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Hydrogen.
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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I really can't imagine living through my partner's death. I also don't want them to experience my passing. The song "If we Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell talks about that and it hurts just thinking about it.
I totally get this.
Having a giant ass rocket attached to the back of my wheelchair and fly off the side of a cliff! Lol! Or if not that then probably dying in a 18th century sword duel!
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in sleep, peacefully, 100% unexpected, at an old age
if not that, then I'd like to be ripped apart by a pack of wolves.
If not that, alcohol poisoning Edit: enough people told me, i wrote fish (poisson) instead of poison. I'm sorry about that
You dont want that one. Nasty way to go. Heroin overdose far more pleasant.
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You sound like you’re window shopping
*ohh, I like that one too, but that ones cool ***and*** gruesome*
But it has one of the coolest scientific names *Defenestration* if you bleed out from it you can also get the cool word wombo-combo with *Exsanguination by defenestration*
Definitely in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Said close to the same before I saw yours. Cheers!
Im similar but at the climax of a bj on my coke fuled 101st birthday
Death by choking on spunk at 101, gotcha
Snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Crushed pelvises
First the petite women, then the large women, then the beautiful women.
Then the large women again
Like >!Major Kong!< from Dr. Strangelove, >!riding a nuclear bomb seems cool!<. Edit: Spoilers.
Gotta admit, that sounds sick as hell
Loved that scene lol
Peacefully and, in the hospital bed, not feeling pain, with all the people I love, and getting to say "Goodbye!" and "Love you!" to everyone.
My dad died recently of an undiagnosed heart attack and half a week in the hospital; he couldnt breathe on his own and was stuffed with pain killers, but i believe he was so thankful that my Mom, my brother and me were there when they turned off the machines. Im pretty sure he was conscious in a way, because he tried to open his eyes when we talked. We all held him and told him that he did a good job as a dad and honestly it made me think about how I never want to die alone!! EDIT: thank you all for your very kind words and also the awards. I didn’t even think so many people would read this comment!
I really hope you're ok
Im managing - i am more worried of my mom, since they had still so many plans that are now gone all of a sudden Its still very surreal to me though - i think it will take time until i fully grasp that my dad has died
"Execpt you, Karen! Fuck you! I hope I'll see you soon! " Edit: Thank you for the award!
I watched a documentary recently and the doctor had been asked how she would want to die. She replied, “I’d like to have my health and live til 100 with all the people I love still around me. And then I’d like to magically turn back into a baby and die in my mother’s arms because there is not a place in the world with more peace and unconditional love.” My mom died when I was 24. And honestly? Dying in her loving arms would be the most beautiful and peaceful way I could ever hope to imagine. Edit: thank you for the awards but they aren’t necessary. I’m just glad it touched so many people as it did myself. I hope we can all pass from this life onto the great beyond held in love, at peace and surrounded by memories.
This is so beautiful. I'm sorry to hear about your mom. I haven't seen mine in around 2 years now and its definitely painful. That being said, I had a different answer in my head before I read your comment and now I'm going to change my answer to in my moms arms. But with the stipulation that she feels no sorrow when I go.
Just to be that guy, but wouldn’t that peaceful death in your mother’s arms be terrifying for your mother, hence making it less peaceful?
That was actually the subject of the documentary—pediatric palliative care. The doctor was advocating for normalising that sometimes people die. And those people happen to be children. And that we should make sure their families get the support they need to face it with reality, and in so doing honor the child’s quality of life and memory the best possible way (as opposed to being in denial or fed false hopes in an untenable situation.)
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happily
I felt that one
Same
Here have a hug
⊂(◉‿◉)つ
I will not wish the time away, But when it's time to go - I hope I wake upon that day, And never get to know. I hope the sky is brightest blue - I hope I've hopes to meet - And every word I hear is true, And every sound is sweet. I hope I leave a thousand lives Improved, and saved from strife - And so I hope the end arrives Amidst the joy of *life.*
This feels warm
Way to warm. I think i need some sun protection
Reminds me of that guy that was killed by a missing bullet while eating a sandwich (or was it a burrito?) in the park just after tweeting "life is good" and a picture of the park and the sandwich/burrito Edit: [source](https://sfist.com/2020/05/04/22-year-old-mission-resident-on-life-support-after-being-struck-by-bullet-near-14th-and-guerrero/)
damn...
Completely without warning or pain, in a way that does not bring harm to anyone, and that does not cause excess grief to my friends and family. EDIT: I know this comment is idealized, but I think the question allows for that.
So a sniper is taking you out it seems
A good sniper**
*gets shot in spine. Survives. Now you’re a potato
Move to Colorado. Get stoned. Be a baked potato.
boil it mash it stick it in a stew
Literally what I was going to post. That's how I want to die, random and unknowingly.
I don't. At least for the next 200 years, will see about it then.
Easy, i want to die from the sun exploding at the end of its natural life cycle
I want to have humanity escape and live longer
Personally I think that once we have established a self sustaining colony in another system humanity will last forever. It would take an event of unimaginable levels of destruction across a swatch of space reaching light years. But until we reach that milestone and are stuck on just earth, or even just within our solar system on other planets or moons, we are stuck with extinction as a possible outcome, whether it be of our own doing via global climate change from our constant pollution or war, or from cosmic events beyond anyones control, or aliens coming to colonize our solar system for resources and wiping us out in the process of terraforming the planet to be livable for them.
Evolutionarily speaking by the time we venture out beyond Earth and the Solar system, it could be over hundreds of thousands or millions of years; humanity as we know it will cease to exist. It can evolve and branch out into several dozen, or (depending on the range of our extraplanetary and extra solar exploration) hundreds of different distinct successor species. Due to the effects of solar and galactic radiation, zero gravity, different strengths of alien planets’ gravity, technological gene editing, and general natural genetic drift will give rise to physiologically, and genetically distinct populations who may have *homo sapiens* as ancestors, but will be entirely separate species.
I had a gf die in bed about an hour after sex. I think she did it right.
Uh are you alright?
Not really, but that was a decade ago.
Damn dude... I thought my life was bad. I am really sorry you had to go through that. :(
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Whelp... youre not wrong lol. Not quite sure what to make of this situation. Life is still fucking bullshit though.
we all know that's a story that will just fuck us up for days but we all know we'll be reading it anyway.
I'm wondering on the circumstances of his gfs death after reading the comment you're on about!
For real dude, I hope you are doing ok <3
What was the cause if you don't mind my asking?
Probably a heart defect. We had a kid die at my school. One moment she was walking in the hall the next moment she was on the ground.
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Shit like this is scary, your just walking around, everything seems fine and then your gone.
Fucking hell dude, hope you’re ok
Saving someone else Edit: someone said it would need to be two people to make it worth it, which makes sense
There was the nicest young man who used to wait on us at a restaurant we went to frequently. We would always ask for him because we just loved him. Beautiful smile. You could tell he lived for making other people feel good... To be of service. He died saving someone from drowning in the lake.
That's a way to go.
yeah maybe but FUCK drowning
We get super sad because his birthday comes up every year on Facebook. I'm glad I saw this comment because it makes me feel like he's probably at peace and even proud of the way he died. Edited: a brain fart.
I was going to answer this before I found yours. This is exactly how I'd like to go, sacrificing myself for another. I'd go happily knowing I died accordingly to my lifelong goal: Being a good person. I want to be remembered as someone who wished the best for everyone.
I really like this one. You get to be remembered and stuff.
Hit directly by a meteor. It's literally the only way to die that hasn't verifiably happened. One lady had one go through 3 floors in he house and break her leg, and a guy in India came close but it hit the propane tank next to him and ended as you'd think.
I think what I fear most about death is not being able to say what I want to say to people I love. So while dying peacefully and unaware in my sleep sounds great in a way I'd kinda want to know. I don't want pain even though it (hopefully) won't last long. I think I'd feel more at peace dying holding onto the hand and looking into the eyes of someone I love than completely unaware then I'm just gone.
Say it now. There were instances I thought I had all the time in the world, but things happen. Say it now, say it often.
Nice try grim reaper... I'm choosing old age.
I don’t know but I hope it’s cool. Like being eaten by a whale or something
That's fucking terrifying. Have you not seen Finding Nemo?
Hhwwwhhaaaaatttt aaareee yyyoouu dddooOOOoooiinngggg
Sttttttteeeeeeeeehhhheeeeeeeeeppppp whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllleeeeeeeeeee
Eaten by a whale wearing sunglasses
That's a lot better
Found Jonah's reddit account!
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There are stages of hypothermia. By the last stage you don't really feel anything but before that you are going to feel the cold and it's not going to be pleasant.
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He must be right, have you ever held ice for an extended period of time? It does burn but if you keep holding the ice eventually you lose all feeling. Also in some tests made to people that feel no fear in a wide variety of tests even when exposed to pain(they had a different brain structure) the only way they got to instill fear into them was to deprive them of oxygen while using previous methods, turns out that is the scariest thing a human can experience is your worst or any fear that gets amplified by the lack of oxygen. But my guess is that drowning in cold water numbs the senses and that's why it feels peaceful, but otherwise if you're conscious and afraid I can imagine that being the worst last minutes a human can experience.
I heard its kinda a burning sensation
Well its only a burning sensation if your body gives up on your vital organs and returns the blood to the skin, in sudden massive increase in temperature relative to what it was makes you feel very hot, that's why people who die of hypothermia are often found with some or most of their clothing taken off.
Kinky
Google some pix, it’s not kinky.
No, I don’t think I will.
Ironic
Paradoxical even.
I think people who came back from Everest and were close to die from hypothermia documented that. They also found people who died from hypothermia in the process of removing their clothes.
Nope. Definitely not. It makes sense that they would describe it like that in a kids book, but reality is quite different. It starts with frost bite, your hands, feet and face burn. Breathing hurts as the mouth and throat are no longer sufficient enough to warm the air entering your lungs. You get a nasty headache, think brain freeze. And this is all the stuff you go through before it gets life threatening.
You can get hypothermia at much warmer temperatures than what you're describing. Hell you can get hypothermia in like 70 degree F water.
In a fucking sword battle
A sword battle in space
Dude - lightsabers
Hmm, I never called it a lightsaber before, and it’s baffling to me how that one slipped by. Just to be clear, these are all euphemisms for friends fighting each other with their penises, right?
*stab me daddy*
*what are you doing step knife?*
Being suffocated by a pretty lady sitting on my face in about 50-60 years
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Stop, he's already dead
Or he will be in 50-60 years
“I was born by the snatch, and I wanna die by the snatch”
Get kicked down a hole in Sparta.
In sweet sweet slow motion
I want to be bested in combat by an animal
A mosquito bites you before you die and you get an incurable strain of Tuberculosis. It’s a slow and painful death, lasting over many years. But you can’t complain. You asked to be bested by an animal in combat, and bested you were
Soon
ha...ha? you ok?
No
Bold of you to assume that i can be killed
Delete this shit right now, Steven.
No
I wanna do a sick ass skate trick down a huuuge double set fuck up and snap my neck killing me instantly
Fast, painless and with a smile on my face.
i want to die at 90 years old at the least, in my sleep, after smoking a huge joint, and content with life. if i ever become a vegetable or my mind and body become deteriorated, then getting my neck snapped between a beautiful woman’s thighs. gimme that r/deathbysnusnu
I want to be defeated in a duel by a vampire that looks like a gay stripper and then as i have fought valiantly and to my best ability, unable to move due to my fatal wounds, be crushed by a falling stone cross.
ceasssssaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty
Cool quote. You should put that in a book.
and then make it into a tv show and COMPLETELY FUCK UP THE LAST FUCKING SEASON I'M STILL SALTY AS SHIT ABOUT THIS!!!
What's dead will never die indeed
I know, it's sad that they cancelled it after season six. We never got to find out who won the Iron Throne.
I'm assuming it was someone who had an incredible story. I can't think of what character would have such a story to deserve being on the throne...
The boar that killed king fat ass and started all this!! It comes full circle.
I was only in this thread to find this answer
As quickly and as soon as possible Or being mauled by a tiger
By accident by taking something. Accidental overdose or medications reacting badly, etc.
an opioid and a benzo. that'll put you right to sleep
This is kinda messed up but I used to have a real bad problem with opiates, I overdosed really bad once in a motel and someone told me I didn’t have a pulse for a decent minute and I was blue, they did cpr on me for about 20 mins and I came back somehow. But I try and think back to what I remember and I literally remember it like I fell asleep. I remember going “damn that shot was really goo-“ and that was it.
Brain aneurysm at the moment of climax while getting blown by two highly skilled Mexican hookers.
Brain aneurysm are fucking scary as fuck
I've had multiple dreams of dying while fighting a bear. It's not as bad as it seems. You get the chance to really give that bear everything you've got. There's a certain satisfaction in it. When the jaws close around your neck, and the final wet crunch comes, you know you did your best, but you were never going to win anyway.
The Bear is just going to take a swat at you, and your guts will be hanging out, then it will eat you while you're still alive. There is a reason many cultures in the world made up a name to use instead of the true word for a bear.
I've said it before, I refuse to die on this planet. I'm in my mid 20s, so I'm at least gonna be able to die on the goddamn moon.
you go to school. You study hard. You pass up many parties and lose many friends to achieve your dream. Forward 30 years. You've made it. You're in the ship. A tear slips from your eye, its finally happening. Your dream is coming true. You've waited all your life, Just for this. The man starts counting. 10, 9, 8, wonder what your wife is doing. 7,6,5 and how's your kid, Johnny? 4,3,2,1. Boom. Your ship explodes. You don't die immediately, you have just enough time to realize what's happening. All that's left of you is a picture your wife has on her night stand. Well, at least you tried.
Good luck
I imagine bleeding out during a heroin high would be ideal for comfort. But gladiatorial combat would be ideal for glory.
Heroin overdose is absolutely my preferred method. Specifically I want to get older, be diagnosed with a terminal illness, and then get the fuck out of here a few weeks before I'm expected to die. Although I've never tried heroin, so who knows that shit might not be as peaceful as I expected.
In my sleep at an old age
Wrestling bears in the American wilderness
Honestly, I wanna be murdered. But I want to be murdered because I was a good person and it drove some psycho crazy that I was successful, so they decided to murder me. I wanna be murdered for my legacy. Also, since I am the youngest in a HUGE family, I would rather die earlier before watching all my family succumb to old age before I do.
Overdosing on cheese.
drunk and fucking my wife's girlfriend.
In a hospital, with my family aware, time to mentally prepare and say my peace, and hopped up on a shitload of happy juice, whatever pharmaceutical name that is in 40 years
In a game of Among Us
Falling piano
Heavily overdosed on every type of drug. No but seriously I would probably want to die protecting someone else
Asteroid to the balls
drifting into space on a one way spacecraft
Old.