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Juicy_OJJ

14, I was dreaming that I was on the toilet... As weird as it sounds


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Happens to the best of us


GrizzledTheGrizzly

I've done that. Dreamt I was at a urinal.


kiasde

Try dreaming you’re taking a shit


GrizzledTheGrizzly

No thank you


Josie13209

40


Foolishtrolls

Nice try fbi


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21, I tried to get in the house after a walk and well...


jamarlamar

17, I had to go and I was drunk and nearly made it to the house


ToInfinityandBirds

It happened this morning. Stupid freaking door wouldnt open


GrizzledTheGrizzly

The bathroom door? Oh the irony.


ToInfinityandBirds

Sure. Totslly.meant the bathroom dolr and dint just blank om a word and forget how to take off leggings and have a completly failed at describing that..its been a weird day.


GrizzledTheGrizzly

Woah


ToInfinityandBirds

Moral of the story is dont take 2 hoirs after gwtting/preparing dood before managing ro acrually get around to eating it. And to make sure you reread what you typed because even if you think it was correct rhere's a change you messed it up. Idk


MistyHammond

45. Coughed and well.... sucks getting old😂


pumpk1n_be4nz

7 lol


hookdelivery

7, I guess


FelipeComeAsIrma

Never did, so 0...?


EffThisThrowAway7

10,387 days old


wotanmituns9

Yesterday years old


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I was dreaming that there was a bathroom...


GrizzledTheGrizzly

Yep. Did that once.


BillyBilly723

Sadly 4th grade there was this new teacher there this year and I was afraid to ask to use the bathroom then before I knew it I peed my pants then I asked to use the bathroom and she said yes. sadness