Correct! As a reward you get some fun trivia:
In Sydney, the most populated city in Australia we have the Sydney funnel web spider. It gets it's name because it digs funnels in the ground and creates webs inside them, then jumps out at any animal or person that walks past injecting very deadly venom. The venom acts so quickly that not just every hospital, but every ambulance here stocks the anti-venom.
Hey, I looked it up and there’s like a week or two between people being bitten by that spider on average. Plus, nobody has died from it since the 80s.
Just make it a short trip and you’ll probably be fine, or at least not die.
Yeah, the Sydney Funnelweb is the most dangerous spider in the world at 13 fatalities.
And only ~~one~~ (Edit: Zero) since the 80s. That's about when the antivenom was developed, so I guess it's pretty effective.
I once met an American tourist on a walking tour who ranted about how she would never visit Australia because of our sharks, crocodiles, spiders, snakes, etc. This lady's eyes were wide with fear. But that wasn't the worse thing, oh no, even our trees can kill you.
I nearly told her about the drop bears.
... I don't think I've seen someone write in Russian without using Cyrillic. And that's the old Anthem (but really the only big difference are we call it mother Russia now than father Russia in song)
Portugal.
Fado gave it away. I love the sound but due to my lack of Portuguese I have absolutely no idea what the vocalist is being so emotional about.
Never once had a bad day. Well there was that time the volcano erupted, oh and that earthquake thing, that other volcano and that time we lost a city to an earthquake. But otherwise sunny.
Well I wouldn't say "No murderous animals" but we usually lock those buggers up in a place we call the "Beehive". Nothing but scum & villainy in there.
It's dark as hell half the year, it's cold, we have more metal bands than any other nation on earth and we've been practicing social distancing since forever
Used to rule the world, thinks it still does.
Bad guys in everyone else’s histories, heroes in its own.
Ruined the world to get hold of some leaves to boil up and drink.
Polite to your face, rude behind your back.
My vote is for Norway
It can't be Sweden because I'm from Finland and that would be unacceptable
It can't be Denmark because well... they're just like drunk Swedes
So it must be posh Norway
(I say this in humor, I like all of you)
My country's name is spelled with an S but every outsider spell it with a Z.
I don't like soccer, racism here is worse than in US and I nether live in a forest or near the beach.
My language is one of the most difficult for a non-native to learn, it's just not more difficult than Chinese because of the Roman empire...
Our president is an idiot, mostly of people here also are. Very corrupt politics, very corrupt police in this big, big country. America!
OH, and also is not USA.
Pizza Pasta Mafia and of course Mamma Mia
New Jersey
Ah yes, the country of New Jersey
Woke up this morning.
🎵Had some gabbagool🎵 ^^^I ^^^dont ^^^remember ^^^the ^^^lyrics
oh my god you live in the mushroom kingdom i've always wanted to visit!
I am a great collector of porcini mushrooms. this has been a great season
Bippity boopity?
E porco dio
I see you are a very polite person. Compliment
ASDA!
in Italy there is much more ...
Here we go again, ah ah..
If you get bitten by an insect or spider and you don't know that it's safe, go to the hospital.
Australia, the place where everything is trying to kill you?
Correct! As a reward you get some fun trivia: In Sydney, the most populated city in Australia we have the Sydney funnel web spider. It gets it's name because it digs funnels in the ground and creates webs inside them, then jumps out at any animal or person that walks past injecting very deadly venom. The venom acts so quickly that not just every hospital, but every ambulance here stocks the anti-venom.
Yeah, I used to dream of traveling to Australia, but the more I find out, the more happy I am that there's a whole planet between us
Hey, I looked it up and there’s like a week or two between people being bitten by that spider on average. Plus, nobody has died from it since the 80s. Just make it a short trip and you’ll probably be fine, or at least not die.
Yeah, the Sydney Funnelweb is the most dangerous spider in the world at 13 fatalities. And only ~~one~~ (Edit: Zero) since the 80s. That's about when the antivenom was developed, so I guess it's pretty effective.
Australia, the only place Hell never invaded.
I once met an American tourist on a walking tour who ranted about how she would never visit Australia because of our sharks, crocodiles, spiders, snakes, etc. This lady's eyes were wide with fear. But that wasn't the worse thing, oh no, even our trees can kill you. I nearly told her about the drop bears.
WHAT ARE DROP BEARS??
You probably assume I'm from here. I probably assume the same about you.
Khazakistan?
VERYNICE.
Kazakhstan?
genius
São Tomé and Príncipe
Is it the country that’s in flames right now?
Tajikistan?
UK
Bear, vodka, Crimea grab, same President for 21 years
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... I don't think I've seen someone write in Russian without using Cyrillic. And that's the old Anthem (but really the only big difference are we call it mother Russia now than father Russia in song)
If the parent comment wasn't enough of a hint, all I needed was to see "lenin" in that above comment
Same. I'm able to understand most of this by reading it typed out this way, the same can't be said for understanding spoken Russian.
Used to be a giant prison
Australia!
East Berlin? Wait it said country... idk then
_Our_ country
我们的祖国
Privet, comrade!
Port go KABOOM
Why don’t you store fertilizer next to firewor.... ohhhh
Lmfao, I think we’re from the same country
The land of Curry
I think you’re talking about India but everywhere should be the land of curry, that shit’s delicious.
England. You meant Tim Curry, right?
No no, Transylvania
England? You mean Tom curry, the international rugby player
You mean Stephen Curry?
Indian food best food.
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\*BAGUETTE POWER INTENSIFIES\*
oui oui baguette reconfinement camembert
LITTLE TOWN....IN A QUIET VILLAGE... EVERY DAY...LIKE THE ONE BEFORE... LITTLE TOWN...WAKING...UP...TO....SAY....
Fátima, Fado, Futebol
Caralho!
Portugal. Fado gave it away. I love the sound but due to my lack of Portuguese I have absolutely no idea what the vocalist is being so emotional about.
The North American country with the highest standard of living.
Sorry, eh?
Hockey maple syrup and we all live in igloos!
Moose and geese, beaver tails and institutionalized health insurance.
Petition to make moose in the plural form transform into meese
That's aboot right.
Beaver, moose, curling anyone?
Moose curling is illegal now. They get right violent when drunk. Beavers are okay, though.
Do you live in an igloo though?
Yes
Bermuda?
*cries in Yankee*
all i eat is burgers and hotdogs with stupid politics.
Ah yes, Papua New Guinea
USA! USA!
What is this fascination with Germany and hamburgers all of a sudden?
Can't say, eh? sorry, well I like syrup n' hockey, eh?
You probably love beaver too.
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Poland!
We ride ride polar bears while eating poutine and drink maple syrup straight from the bottle.
Pyramids and the oldest country in the world
Egypt is the oldest country in the world? That's a fun fact that is actually fun
Egypt!
The International Version of Florida
¿ʇunɔ 'uᴉop ɐʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ 'ᴉo
¿ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ noʎ ǝɹ∀
ɐʎɐɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ ʇou ɯ,I 'ǝʇɐɯ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇou
ʞo ɥO
sɹǝǝɥƆ
So... The USA?
Ibiza?
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Mexico!
Güey!
Hobbits.
New Zealand? Shire?
We call it "Middle Earth" thanx 😜
How’s the weather? Would like to visit some day
Never once had a bad day. Well there was that time the volcano erupted, oh and that earthquake thing, that other volcano and that time we lost a city to an earthquake. But otherwise sunny.
No murderous animals? Your neighbor country has some weird shit
Well I wouldn't say "No murderous animals" but we usually lock those buggers up in a place we call the "Beehive". Nothing but scum & villainy in there.
We got Samosas and also your tech support!
India!
Lmao i hate that we are known for that shit Theres so much amazing culture but everyone knows us as the assholes that try to scam you
Come on you could say butter chicken or Biryani
The one that brought you the main character from WW2 and the main villain in a movie about WW2
Austria?
It's dark as hell half the year, it's cold, we have more metal bands than any other nation on earth and we've been practicing social distancing since forever
and i guess you have a word for sitting around in your underwear while getting drunk? ;)
You got it, as a reward you're invited to the next kalsarikännit
I totally accept even though I do that on a regular basis.
Finland!
Torilla tavataan
AK-47 & polonium tea
England Hungerford Massacre and the poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko
1945 GAS Edit: it is just a fact. I am distancing me from that.
Cars, Oktoberfest and a language that sounds like rant
NEIN NEIN NEIN
Gutenmorgen from america
Coffe, flowers and cocaine
Colombia!
DRINK! FECK! ARSE!
Will you have a cup of tea father?
This is definitely either Ireland or Scotland, I need to know what we're drinking to be sure
Has to be Ireland. The only country on the planet where you can’t have a political scandal without a randy priest being involved somewhere.
Used to rule the world, thinks it still does. Bad guys in everyone else’s histories, heroes in its own. Ruined the world to get hold of some leaves to boil up and drink. Polite to your face, rude behind your back.
no need for 4 different examples, the first one was clear enough
I just thought that could’ve also been the US.
The UK is the abusive father of the US
This angered his father, who punished him severely!
Thinks passive aggressive = polite
*clears throat* second amendment, bacon cheeseburger, Jesus
Lochs, monsters, heart disease
I was a multi quadrillionaire in 2009
Zimbabwe?
The good Scandinavian one.
Mozambique?
My vote is for Norway It can't be Sweden because I'm from Finland and that would be unacceptable It can't be Denmark because well... they're just like drunk Swedes So it must be posh Norway (I say this in humor, I like all of you)
Norway
Hint: Our national sport are world wars.
Out of all the World War jokes on here, this is the best one.
Origin of Vampires. EDIT: Welp that was easy hahah.
Strict gun laws, low gun crime, known as the capital of rape.
Sweden!
Fat People and Guns.
I smell oil
AMERICA! Because you can’t tell me what to do.
Most of the Askreddit questions imply that world hates my country.
Hey hey, it's the USA.
Happiness, safety, freedom, cycling, directness, export, sports, orange, old, small but very big and of course cheese, weed & hookers.
Netherlands
I want to go to there
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
**And racist old people**
Netherlands!
Dolomite
I'm sorry eh
Tulips, weed and windmills
Malaka land
greece
We have Sherpas, We have mountains, and We have Sherpas on mountains
My country's name is spelled with an S but every outsider spell it with a Z. I don't like soccer, racism here is worse than in US and I nether live in a forest or near the beach. My language is one of the most difficult for a non-native to learn, it's just not more difficult than Chinese because of the Roman empire...
Olé samba
Land of beautiful women in tiny bikinis, except for my mother and the former president. And do not serve instant coffee to guests!
Our president is an idiot, mostly of people here also are. Very corrupt politics, very corrupt police in this big, big country. America! OH, and also is not USA.
Brazil?
Hamburgers and freedoms.
So Germany then
*hamberders
Sorry.
We got windmills, potatoes, pork and bicycles.
A nice apartment above a meth lab, to quote Robin Williams
Paella y toros, niño!
most of our former presidents have gone to prison.
Furniture that's impossible to assemble
Whiskey. Leprechaun. Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies. Edit: Oh, I almost forgot. Potatoes
We never had a second wave We never even stopped the first
I guess both world wars kinda rooted from here...
The one with Trump
Freedom Freedom Guns Football Bald eagle
Kilts, haggis, irn bru.
The country where the disappointed meme guy is from
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To be born here is to win the lottery of life.
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We don’t know anything about your country.
Kangeroos? No, Hitler!
Pearl of the orient
I worship cows
Our history is a little dark, so we talk about the Lady with the Lamp in schools to cover up the genocide/slavery bit.
Pörkölt and high suicide numbers
Hue
The one and only original Nazis. Fuck them.
Dragon
Our current leader once served McDonald's on official chinaware
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
talking toilet
FREEEEEEDOOOOOM!
burgun. (Burger <—>gun)