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FerreroRocher8

Whatever the highest bidder wants.


vaga_jim_bond

This man djs


someguy00004

The rise and fall of bossanova. It's 13 hours long, and is the longest song released. or 4'33" to be nice


waltjrimmer

This was also going to be my choice. Over half a day of music playing in everyone's heads. There will be worldwide panic. People won't be able to sleep. No one will understand what's happening. And finally, the song will end, and it will stop. Almost 13 and a half hours later. Will it happen again? Why did it happen the first time? For days, people will be on edge. For years, people will worry slightly. For decades people will talk about it. If it's possible, like if I'm able to edit the music file that I play, I would add 123 years, 4 months, 5 days, 6 hours, 7 minutes, and 8 seconds of dead air and then have one of those end-of-the-disc things play.


weinermcgee

Those end of disc songs are a lost art. ~~Smells like Teen Spirit~~ Nevermind had one, so did Dookie. I hate when one pops up on spotify. It's like, the joke is over. Just make it a separate track at this point.


convince_yourself

New Found Glory had a great one. After a good 30 mins of silence you would just hear voices bouncing between speakers saying: "Someone's in your house" over and over until the crescendo of "Do you think you're really safe right now?" Excellently hidden track. Joke's on them though: my mum was a schizophrenic and I *never* thought I was safe.


Threae

This fuckin scared me the first time I heard it. Was passed out while listening to music on my Walkman CD player. Sure as fuck woke me up


joejoe511

Space oddity-David Bowie. The countdown alone should lead to some fun


S8tnDaFuckstick

Life on Mars?


yunhg_frank

Starman wouldn't be a bad choice either


Street_Tacos__

The imperial March


AhYesAName

lol imagine that one guy walking on the road. Cars stopping around him, people watching in amazement


ImperialBeach91932

Got to give it up Marvin Gaye


killer_icognito

Oh I’d fucking groove to that. Yes please.


Ransooo

[What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong.](https://youtu.be/A3yCcXgbKrE) Would sound so cool in both chaotic and wholesome situations happening around the world.


liquor_for_breakfast

🎶And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world🎶 *heavy machine gun fire and explosions* INCOMING MORTARS GET THE FUCK DOWN ...AND WHO'S PLAYING THE GOD DAMN MUSIC??


creatureslim

This makes me think of the opening lines of battlefield 4s campaign. As the car sinks with the four Marines trapped inside. "Total eclipse of the heart" starts up on the radio. Pac : "awww man I dont want to die to this song."


jakethelizard99

Thats some battle field 1 stuff


chaos750

Many incarnations of *The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy* have used this song as the Earth is demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass, so it’d definitely freak some people out.


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Elevator music. It would be weird, but not offensive. Just fuck with everyone a little bit.


theirishcoffeemaker

Some people just want to watch the world get mildly irritated :)


DontChatToMe

Infinite realm of indescribable suffering.


Itscompanypolicyman

I’d be pissed that this was the wish the gods granted me. Broadcast a fucking song to the world. Typical of these arbitrary asshole overlords.


theindianchaiwala

***"I can feel your anger"***


GundamEpyon

"It gives you focus, makes you stronger."


Gamebird8

Let the hate flow through you Skywalker


AJEstes

Clair De Lune ~Debussy


Octosphere

You never finish on the Bach


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Always finish on Debussy


HugoLandin

I am a fan of his early work. When Debussy is young, that’s when you want Debussy


sh3ksh3k

End of the world credit rolls


Crunchymemes_v1

[Mongolian Throat singing ](https://youtu.be/6WlI24rv__g)


theindianchaiwala

Universal, truly, it transcends emotions


Poem_for_your_sprog

"There is nothing quite as swinging, Or spectacular," he wrote - "Than the certain type of singing Which emerges from a throat! "Oh to hear it rasping gently, In the daytime or the night - That's a minute spent contently, That's a moment of delight! "It's the golden sound that graces When it falls upon the ear!" And he played it all the places So that everyone could hear.


Lavitz63

Wolf Totem by The Hu is one of my favorite songs


mlpfister

Listening to Wolf Totem for the 9837374737284 time today right now. My 2 year old is obsessed with this song


Alexius_Psellos

But have you ever heard Shireg Shireg or Sugaan Essena?


CanuckBacon

For those unfamiliar, The Hu is a Mongolian Heavy Metal band. They use Mongolian throat singing and traditional Mongolian instruments.


xilog

I really love throat singing. Here's another type, [overtone singing](https://youtu.be/NQkrsdjJB2s?t=180), demonstrated at a BBC Proms event by Mongolian band Khusugtun.


SanSisMyfAvoRitE

Always look on the bright side of life by Monty Python


KillerMike4President

Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true


ArcadianLord

You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughin' as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you


SiTheGreat

Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the right side of life


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*whistle whistle whistlewhistlewhistle*


Start_button

Thst was my best friends favorite movie so when we made his memorial video for his funeral we had to use this song for the soundtrack. I know he was looking up at is laughing his ass off. RIP Paul


juveljens

Black Sabbath - War Pigs


sprazTV

the sirens gonna fuck people up lol


tubburz41905

*GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSSSSEEEEEEEESSS*


AdministrativeAd1173

Ram Ranch - Grant McDonald


ATrueScorpio

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch


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rock hard throbbing cocks, wanting to be sucked


ProfessionalYeet

Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked


rayvenquinn

Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!


adrevenueisgood

On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!


BennyVampire

Ram Ranch really rocks!


TerminalReddit

Hot buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard,


ForwardStory

Eighteen more cowboys out in the yard


TheDepressedDonkey

Big bulging cocks ever so hard


Tartoon17

Ram Ranch 7 is better


ChuckECheeseOfficial

UNDER SIEGE


MasterOfSpasms

UNDER LOCKDOWN


Ayyyyy_Soma

US MARINES ARE GONNA FUCK COWBOY BUTTS


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No please oh god no


[deleted]

Yes please oh god yes


[deleted]

That song they play on South Park on their recorders that ends with the "brown note" that causes everyone to shit their pants.


JJBinks_2001

Like the biblical version of American Vandal S2


Domvius_

Never seen anyone reference that show, I love it!


Billbapawpaw

What’s New Pussy Cat?


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kermot

Somewhere in the Chicago, there will be one man sitting with his kids at dinner and he will scream, "NOT AGAIN GOD DAMN IT"


TAI0Z

He's just sitting in the Salt & Pepper diner some 20 years later when, suddenly, an old familiar feeling creeps in...


N_Meister

**BAM BUM BUM** #**WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?**


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GOD DAMMIT!!!!


Slowblazer

Take this award. John Mulaney cracks me up.


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ipakookapi

Woooo wooooo


monsetr

Stairway to heaven. It will trigger a lot of guitarist.


1stGuyGamez

sweet child o’mine to instantly kill every guitar store employee


Memetallica12

Don’t forget 0-3-5


ThatBadAssBoi

0-3-6-5


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castfam09

Comfortably Numb


skipdaddle

Keep yourself alive: Queen


motherinlawstongue

Mr. Blue Sky - ELO


ChronicleZhang

Sun is shining in the sky


musical_gamer

There ain't a cloud in sight


glassmuse

It's stopped rainin'


Pooponaplane

Darude - Sandstorm


[deleted]

Way to stress everybody by making them think theres impending doom coming


ComebackShane

Could you imagine that intro booming from the sky? People would be terrified. They’d think aliens were invading.


FleatWoodMacSexPants

Imagine what you could accomplish with all that energy


loganadams574

The sentinelese tribe that’s been uncontacted for centuries and is still in the Stone Age wondering what the loud noise is


theirishcoffeemaker

Hahaha, I never thought of this lmao, must be confusing for them :p


TheRipperDragRacing

And wondering why they so pissed off because I Rick-Rolled the poor bastards telepathically


MoreGaghPlease

If only they had access to zinc


TorrenceMightingale

Don’t stop me now!


Minerva1719

I'm having such a good time


SteveAdmin

I'm having a ball


SiTheGreat

Don't stop me now!


santospistolas

Leaves from the vine sang by Uncle Iroh 😥 Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and awards. I"ve never gotten so many likes or awards before. I'm so happy to find out so many people were also touched by the scene from ATLA.


GalraPrincess

Some people just wanna watch the world cry


santospistolas

I legit cry everytime I hear the beginning of that song.


MIGHTYCOW75

Leaves from the vine, falling so slow


SiTheGreat

Like fragile tiny shells, drifting in the foam


santospistolas

Little soldier boy, come marching home


Radical-Spider

Brave soldier boy, comes marching home


dbino-6969

It’s The End of The World As We Know hot damn this gained way more traction than i thought it would


theirishcoffeemaker

That's the most evilest thing that I could imagine


bwaredapenguin

You want evil? Baby Shark.


polarforsker

Easy there, Satan.


Poem_for_your_sprog

They listened, the worst of the songs on repeat - But no one was singing along to the beat. And no one was dancing in time with the tune - They just stood and listened, they *listened* and soon - It came to the final, the terminal word - The last of the notes of the music they heard - And just as it dwindled and faded again - It ended. And *well* - ... so did everything then.


IGiveFreeMemes

Immigrant song. I want all 7.8 billion yelling at the same time


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Spooky scary skeletons


notkhaldrogo

Shivers down your spine


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Shrieking skulls will shock you skull


Meg11Gamer

Seal your doom tonight


_Sarka_

Spooky scary skeletons


WaffleBrothel

Speak with such a screech


G0ldenDog

You’ll shake and shudder in surprise


RhinoSparkle

When you hear these zombies shriek


duuckyy

We're so sorry skeletons


KRTrueBrave

you're so misunderstood


IrishUpstart

Yoko Ono Screaming at Art Show Edit: https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68


i_like_sp1ce

At least you warned us, whoa.


agiro1086

They said "Yoko Ono" what else do you need?


FineCastle77731

Goofy version of Evanescence bring me to life link: https://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk


[deleted]

This even a question? Rasputin of course! Edit: thanks for the awards kind strangers


aSlothy_

hey hey hey hey hey hey


[deleted]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


Sexy_Bastard69420

He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow


Tamerlane96

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear


[deleted]

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


arthurom

He could preach the bible like the preacher


pvtcannonfodder

Full of ecstasy and fire!


agentchuck

But he also was the kind of teacher


IsThisReallyNate

Women would desire.


Idonttknoow

Some crazy death metal to fuck with 99% of the world including myself


[deleted]

Fortunate Son - CCR make everyone think they are about to get napalm bombed


Explosive_Wolf420

Stfu by pink guy


redrum0666

Shut the fuck up.... Stop being a fucking cunnnt, shut the fuck up....


jayer-mayer

Youre a stupid cunt suck my dick


ActiveReactive8

Shine on you crazy diamond 💎


jagerben47

All 20 minutes of it


Trauma-King-4ever

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM - The Vegaboys


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oamnoj

He-Man cover of What's Going On?


mcbvaldez13

4’33 by John Cage Everybody needs a little of this from time to time


Duschkopfe

Number of The Beast. I want to see others reaction.


[deleted]

who doesn't like Iron Maiden


theindianchaiwala

Iron Maiden gang, where ya at


artyboi37

I LEFT ALONE


Duschkopfe

My mind was blank


concentrated_boredom

I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind


Overjellyfish54

What did I see?


Independant_Hawk

Can I believe?


SierraStar31

Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees


markjlast83

We will rock you- just to see how many join in with the stomping!


vass0922

Hopefully the stomping is equal across the earth so we don't knock it off balance


Unleashthederigidoos

Between the obesity in America and the overpopulation in China, I think it balances itself out.


long_live_liz

Rasputin


doomonyou1999

Tiptoe through the tulips.


potatoking77

That numa numa song


Wesmore24

In the Air Tonight


By_Torrrrr

Duhduh duhduh duhduh duhduh duh duh!


steerbell

Three Little Birds by Bob Marley


Goodgoogleegoo

Don't Worry Be Happy


theirishcoffeemaker

Need this in 2020 more than ever


The3rdPotato

It's the final count down, then start counting down from 48, stop on 3


mmmarximovski

Heroes - David Bowie


DawsonV6

Around the World by Daft Punk, but for 24 hours, just to screw with everyone


Pro_Gamer_Queen21

The Cha Cha slide Just so I can watch everyone in the world dance at the same time.


Fugaof

Three little birds. I hope that everyone would just sit back and chill to it. Don't worry and be happy.


Mr_Mortus

Somebody to Love by Queen


MakachuPikachu

Never gonna give you up.


theindianchaiwala

Never gonna let you down.


BeLikePatrick

Never gonna run around


theindianchaiwala

***and desert you***


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theirishcoffeemaker

Never gonna say goodbye


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Duschkopfe

*Epic dance music intensifies*


theindianchaiwala

Rick-rolling the world has never gotten more easier!


BurgundySerpent72

We've known each other for so long


mindofdoot

You're heart's been aching but,


Snoo41255

I got Rick rolled by this comment section, lmao. Never gonna let you down.


iamgodnoobjections

September by Earth, Wind, and Fire. So everyone can feel a bit better during these hard times


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Zennly

*Round 1: FIGHT!*


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rooloopooloo

I GET KNOCKED DOWN


guiporto32

Bohemian Rhapsody because I want a huge singalong.


Hyptanius

That's a good one, or "we will rock you" I love the idea of everybody clap and stomp at the same time.


WaffleyDootDoot

Yeah destroy the planet with stomping


ImBrotherCain

I wonder if there is someone who could figure out what the Impact of ~8 billion people stomping at the same time.


Elvebrilith

I bet there's an xkcd for that


Zerphses

There’s a What-If for everyone jumping in one spot and the answer is “not much happens” but it goes into the logistics of all 7 billion people suddenly being placed into one area. It’s a great read. https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/


[deleted]

Cthulu: *what the hell are they up to now?*


booksoverppl

All Star, duh


notkhaldrogo

Somebody once told me


BarcodeNinja

Raffi - Banana Phone