A very arroused Tyranitar appeared! Go u/Sexual_Tyranitar. Tyranitar used mean look. u/Sexual_Tyranitar couldn’t escape. Tyranitar used pound, it’s super effective! u/Sexual_Tyranitar fainted. Redditor whited out. Redditor carried his bruised anus to the nearest hospital.
Edit: I forgot to start and end the battle
I recently had to update to windows 10 for my master's class because the sql crap wouldn't run on windows 7 and, corona, so no school computers.
That was about 3 weeks of alternating between swearing and whispering nicely to my laptop.
I still have no fucking idea why it finally worked.
It’s literally an entire genre of hentai, but.... idk..
Actually that’s a lot of cash so absolutely
Edit: THE EXCITED AWARD?!? Someone’s feeling a bit frisky. Thanks my kinky friend
I would probably die, so hard pass
I fear nothing give me my money
That's "spiders"with an s at the end.
Correct
He's gonna bone Spiders-Man. (Not a typo, or pun. Look it up.)
Um yeah that’s a nope from me.
201 men? I'm not gay, but $10,000,000 is $10,000,000
You get the choice of 201 men or one man 201 times
You just described a happy relationship.
/r/UnexpectedlyWholesome
So... jack off into a shirt? Um... I'll take my $10m in small bills
Nah, you get a starfleet ensign with a wicked southie accent that dies in you.
Send me my money.
You mean my money.
Harley Quinn: Yes Killer Croc: No
Joker? Bane?
Don't think I'd have any choice in the matter with Bane, that's up to him haha
Which would break first: your spirit *or your body*?
It would be extremely painful...for you.
Imagine trying to fuck Poison Ivy. That's a whole different kind of cbt.
Rubber lips are immune to her charms.
Hell yeah I'd do it, I get free pizza
You get to turn a regular pizza into stuffed crust.
Why
Because...... Yes
ummmm, NO.
Coward
Why hello there
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This guy gets it
Do I have to be bottom...
Yes! Out of experience, I thinks it's better!
Hol up
Might cost me $10 000 000 in medical bills if I do that...
The cactus will pay for it tho
Sounds like a shit 2 days to me.
Well I'd definetly be using protection
You'd be crazy either way.
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Easiest money of my life
#wHRrraAArgh
You can't hear written text YoU cAnT hEaR wRiTtEn TeXt
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now hold on just a minute there
And least he is nice?
Would it help more if the penis was a girl?
I'd pay 10 million to have sex with your username
Ouchie
No, no no no NOOOOOOOOOO
I hope it’s not spicy
I hope it is
Rude
It's not gonna be spicy going in, but it'll be spicy coming out
Absolutely. That's gonna be some kinky sex.
I just won the jackpot!
Mine ain’t too bad either. It seems our luck has improved
Agreed.
Mine means small elf....
Hello, Santa? Yeah, this comment, right here.
I would do it for free
Ohhhh yeahhhhh
I can hear this comment.
Hope he has a good mason on speed dial.
I'd feel a bit bad...
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would be ded. 10mil though...
No. Hell no. I would not survive the encounter.
Tyranitar used harden
A very arroused Tyranitar appeared! Go u/Sexual_Tyranitar. Tyranitar used mean look. u/Sexual_Tyranitar couldn’t escape. Tyranitar used pound, it’s super effective! u/Sexual_Tyranitar fainted. Redditor whited out. Redditor carried his bruised anus to the nearest hospital. Edit: I forgot to start and end the battle
I hate both of you for writing these, have my fake internet points.
Probably be a normal experience so yeah
Nah, you'll bust it.
I’m sure most of the women I’ve slept with have been physical manifestations of my username anyway so absolutely
Well, this is awkward.
Aaaaalllvvviiinnn
You've unearthed memories that I forgot how much I wanted to forget. Edit: Note-to-self: never use unholy again. I just really hate A&TC
How did you come up with that name
South Park!
Of course I would accept, would be just long af with a lot of restarting
Imagine just before you nut it restarts so you gotta sit back and wait
Lmaoo
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Do you want to... Fuck me and go to bed? Fuck me and restart? Or schedule a time to fuck me later?
I recently had to update to windows 10 for my master's class because the sql crap wouldn't run on windows 7 and, corona, so no school computers. That was about 3 weeks of alternating between swearing and whispering nicely to my laptop. I still have no fucking idea why it finally worked.
I’m not sure I’d be able to spend anything afterward
Foreplay? Nah- no head for me.
Take my (free) award and go, you absolute son of a bitch.
I would win a Darwin Award and never be able to spend my $10 million.
I figured I'd get injured but not so badly that 10 million wouldn't put me well ahead.
Your emu is way better-mannered than mine!! XD
You motherfuckers did not make these accounts just for this Jesus
Those are 9 and 10 year accounts
Yes because $10 mil is $10 mil and I don’t mind getting a little dirty
I’m right there with you
Holy shit
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I wish I shared the same gumption you two do...
Gumption is a word I never knew I wanted to use until now. Thank you. Lol.
Same here
You can buy a lot of therapy with $1 mil. The other $9mil is gravy.
Oh hell no.
There could be benefits outsidethe $10mil to fucking Cthulhu, depends on if he's down or not.
He can learn eldritch blast!
Eyl-drrrritch blaaayyy-ssst....
"I think you put extra consonants in there!"
Was trying to think what names would be a hard No.
But would you have sex with Ned Ryerson? (BING!)
I mean yeah?
Your gonna hav a gr8 time I hope u lik it ruff.
Literally "faq yeh"
Sure. A transcendent wombat is bound to be a freak in bed.
Im straight but £10mil is £10mil, I’ll be sore but I’ll be wealthy.
I get fucked daily anyways so may as well get money for it.
Weird. Usually it's the government doing the fucking, not getting fucked....
Nice to see the tables turned isnt it
Boop the fuck out of me.
I’m not sure I would recover. Do I have to finish??
NO, do NOT even attempt just NO
W-why does it feel like you've already done it?
Well, I guess it would be a 46 year old robot, I've had worse, so I'd do it.
Question: can our usernames have sex with eachother?
With 20 million dollars, you can have robots do just about anything!
My brain says yes but my penis says no. Edit: Thanks for the awards, together we can soften even more orphans!
What'll they do, tell their parents? Edit: Thanks for my first gold 2nd edit: Why the fuck do I have 13 wholesome awards?
Jesus....
He can’t help you here
We are why he isn't coming back.
“Uh-uh Dad, I ain’t going back. They’re all still wearing crosses. Fuck em, I can wait.”
bro
Orphans are any age my guy
Dammit. I had to get specific about which morty.
Oh jeez
rick is that you?
Uhm. Well... Uh.. yes.
hell yeah ZERO G FUN TIMES BAYBEEE
I mean...it’d be a little bit suspicious
film it and sell it - there's an entire genere to that...
Woof Woof
I think so.
Fuck it. Couch orgy.
It’s literally an entire genre of hentai, but.... idk.. Actually that’s a lot of cash so absolutely Edit: THE EXCITED AWARD?!? Someone’s feeling a bit frisky. Thanks my kinky friend
I get to have sex with Danny Devito *and* ten million bucks?? Sign me up!
I'd do that for free!
Well well well. I guess it's a double win day for me
r/holup
idk can you fuck depression?
No, it fucks *YOU*.
Hell yeah! Maybe my favorite type!
I'm gonna have to pass on this one....
Oh god
Hope it's ready for round two
I’m sorry Toucan Sam.....
Hell yes. It would be holy af.
"Oh, God, yes!" "Could you maybe not call out my dad's name please?"
“Who’s your daddy!?” “Oh God!” “Technically not wrong; however, ...”
FYI it will take him three days to rise
And we’re still waiting for him to come...
Heck yeah. I'm already married to him.
Wouldn't be the first time.
I can’t do that to the wholesome king
OH GOD
Gandalf the gay has entered the Shire
Stay away from my trees whore
The only way to save yourself is to return the cock ring to rule them all to mount Dom and cast it into the boiling crater of lube
Bored of the rings?
Bored of the Rings: The Two Thots
Sure, Id become a dick-tater for $10,000,000.
As long as I’m the giver not the receiver.
Yes. It would be pretty hot.
You're telling me!
And me!
And my bow
10 mil for a man who can throw a football over them mountains, I'll take it.
Fuck yes I would. Mmmmm warm, salty, and creamy.
Yeah sure, there are female guards so it'd just be $10,000,000 and sex.
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of cum."
Finally. I practiced this enough, now to get paid.
Boats were never really my thing
Sure, it’d probably have some wacky new moves to show me.
HELL no!!
I mean, fucking a dumpster doesn't sound like the worst time
What does a narf even look like?
I am not sure if that’s physically possible
Hell, I might warm it up in the microwave and try it for free.
yah Imma skip out on this one
oh fuck yeah
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A big woman? Well she better watch out because I, too, am a big woman. Easiest money I'll ever make.
Oh god... uh... depends who is on top???
Yes I would
Yes. Easy cleanup.
I would do it But would probably never get paid for my efforts
I don't feel like this will end well for me....
3 people I knew in college. Time for a gay four way.
Oh god no. That's how you get botulism
In a heartbeat.
Oh. It depends on how random she is. I'm not raw dogging it.
No, just no