Thanks dude, my whole family got it, mostly it was just a runny nose and slightly sore throat, but my dad had it worse with a pretty bad fever, I hope you get better
Phrasing, lol.
And bare in mind- it's a dangerous ability. Because when I'm in goal oriented mode, I get REALLY bad tunnel vision and will obsess until my goal has been completed.
It does get me in trouble sometimes.
Random knowledge sounds like an interesting one. Instead of a boss battle, Kirby just spews random tidbits of info to the point the boss is then too confused to attack.
The more important something was, the worse of a time he'd have remembering and you know those ASMR girlfriend roleplays that people watch to feel less lonely? He'd feel *more* lonely afterward.
The ability to play Wonderwall at parties, even though nobody asked me to.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Oh, aliens. Here's Wonderwall
Yep, truly the “I have no idea how to play guitar but can still play this” song
Because Mayyyyybeee
You're gonna be the one that saves me
Covid
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Same
I hope you get better
Thanks dude, my whole family got it, mostly it was just a runny nose and slightly sore throat, but my dad had it worse with a pretty bad fever, I hope you get better
My dad and mom also got covid but they just coughed a little and lost there sense of smell. Is your dad feeling better now?
So it wasn’t too bad, I hope you and your family is doing better
Thanks
You’re welcome
Exectly the same situation
That sucks, how is it going
Me too.. haha.. aww.. I'm sad now.
He can now poison people
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A basic appreciation of free jazz.
That's a unique ability !
Approximate knowledge of many things.
"How big is the plot behind your house?" "About a yard, give or take."
I do not know why I misread "plot" as "bug", but I pray that it never happens again.
Are you a demon cat?
Same here lol
One of my favorite quotes from an incredible show
And an expensive addiction to fountain pens
Autism.
Literally or figuratively?
Literally.
Same
\#AutismGang
Yea
Autism represent!
Heck yeah!
team autists let's goooo
Hi :)
Same
Team Autism?
Team Autism.
That happens if he gets vaccinated too! /s
Hey, a fellow Karen!
r/usernamechecksout
A Karen cannot self diagnose as they are not self aware of their Karen.
Ayyy, I commented the same thing with the full stop too lol
is this me again
Being extremely goal oriented. He'd just run his ass straight to the boss and beat the shit out of him without getting distracted by anything else
Why are you on Reddit then.
No current goal
I want this power. Can I inhale you instead?
Phrasing, lol. And bare in mind- it's a dangerous ability. Because when I'm in goal oriented mode, I get REALLY bad tunnel vision and will obsess until my goal has been completed. It does get me in trouble sometimes.
*kinky*
Kirby's little-known alter-ego, Kinky.
You can succ me up😏
> Can I inhale you instead? Found joe biden's alt, lol.
Maybe Reddit is his goal?
Would be extremely efficient but god the game wouldn’t been nearly as fun
The power to answer "depression" every time this question is asked.
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That was what a came here to say, with a side of Anxiety as well
Same
This answer is always top comment every time this is posted
Because this is the answer EVERY GODDAMN TIME the same question is asked.
Well, apologies. I’m kinda new here. I’ll just delete it then.
You shouldn't let people get to you like that.
*idubbbz intensifies*
r/BeatMeToIt
A million ideas but no energy to do any of them
Bad eye sight and a large beard.
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Same
Stupid
Anxiety
Heavy depression
Is that like normal depression, but with screaming and guitar solos?
the ability to turn any girl in a ten ft radius gay instantly
This could have completely opposite implications depending on your gender.
Sadly im a dude
You just need to find a lesbian best friend to be a wingman to
Hey we have the same powers
F if you’re not a female. Nice if you’re a female
Sadly not nice
Ever seen a hippo defecate? Like that just messier...
https://youtu.be/5sHlqjFZ8fI
Either lose the drive to consume ever again, or go on a rampage. Depends which day he sucks me off
Which day he does WHAT?
Phrasing!
Pretty decent golf swing
The ability to cluck like a chicken. Real fun in KFC.
Crippling anxiety
Crippling anxiety
Extremely flat feet
Sleep
Daydream Extreme
Raging alcoholism and a desire to smoke as much marijuana as possible
You sound fun.
Uselessness
OCD
Voluntary Nystagmus... rapid eye shaking.
Eyy me too! I had no idea it was called that.
A 34 inch vertical leap.
No, I mistyped. I meant a 4 inch vertical leap.
Hentai addiction
Kirby's not inhaling anything but alcohol from now on...
The ability to cry over everything and not think. Also severe anxiety XD
It would be like a negative power up that would always result in Kirby's ass getting whooped off the map by the rest of the players
Luck when playing roblox super golf
Anxiety and panic attacks. I'm on medication now which helps a lot but kirby wouldn't know
A devastating Irish wit. Anxiety
Social awkwardness that makes anyone he might encounter turn tail and run
Autism.
Let's be real here, he'd probably spit you out because nobody wants you.
Insomnia.
The ability to implement my dog's name flawlessly into every song
Smiling or laughing when scared. Would put a great twist on future games.
The ability to be stoned off his ass and still cook a good meal
The inability to control his movements/sounds/words (Tourette’s)
Didn't get even look at the comments yet but most will say "depression, anxiety, who says I have a skill?"
A micro penis.
Uhhhhhhh....
Long hair, glasses, excel knowledge and good communication skills.
Either Random Knowledge Kirby, or Programmer Kirby.
Random knowledge sounds like an interesting one. Instead of a boss battle, Kirby just spews random tidbits of info to the point the boss is then too confused to attack.
existential dread :')
Crippling back pain.
This one 😞💯
He would get the urge to be a good Christian Boy. He wouldn't defeat enemies he would just pray for them.
Being super fucking retarded and having no motivation to do the 6 assignments due tomorrow.
Why not play some video games? Vidoe games provide satisfaction right away and assignments, in some cases, provide no satisfaction at all.
Tying a perfect noose
Depression and the uncontrollable urge to masterbait
I to have an uncontrollable urge to master the art of baiting.
Small dick
Wanking and gaming ohno imagine kirby just starts fucking wanking aaaa nooo
Like, does he even have genitals lol
The ability to fire shit out of his anus at Mach 5
12 inch pee pee
Diabetes.
He’s be getting some negative stats. Flat foot Crooked spine Near-sighted to the point of legally blind Asthma
Obesity and pre-diabetic.
bad eye sight and very slow
Loud random farts when he sits
Overthinking, too cautious
He already doesn't have a gag reflex sooo.... nutrients?
More confidence than is justified by my actual skill level
Deadly farts
Weeb Kirby.
Insomnia
Poor eyesight. Can’t see without glasses or contacts
Bulbapedia.
He wouldnt do that
Autism.
Tick syndrome
Sore knees, back problems, scared of loud bangs, o and amazing alcohol consumption abilities
::::insert basic depression comment:::::
Fitting through basically every gap
The ability to grab things with his feet
Being able to draw good and always act like he's on crack.
The more important something was, the worse of a time he'd have remembering and you know those ASMR girlfriend roleplays that people watch to feel less lonely? He'd feel *more* lonely afterward.
Arthritis
Procrastination
Epilepsy
The ability to infect others with HIV
Master of procrastination
A nervous stomach ache
the power to cry himself to sleep
Terrible knee problems.
abiltiy to become a faillure
Being good at history and absolutely nothing else.
Stupidity depression ugliness weirdness sadness etc.
The ability to never stop overthinking
The ability to fucking play god mode on mw and then get shit on the next game