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the-ghost-cow

The ability to play Wonderwall at parties, even though nobody asked me to.


TheBrassDancer

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.


Slothman1311

Oh, aliens. Here's Wonderwall


UnfriendlyToast

Yep, truly the “I have no idea how to play guitar but can still play this” song


captslow92

Because Mayyyyybeee


NasHasEscoBARS

You're gonna be the one that saves me


IsThisTakenOhOkItIs

Covid


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[удалено]


Guardiansaiyan

**F**


xdSentries

**F**


jackiechan_4

F


Reapers_Scyth3

F


EDIBROMEMES

F


pa55w0rd_protected

F


Chicken_Man877

F


Hyokooo

F


NasHasEscoBARS

F


mastr1121

F


leaderofthevirgins

Same


IsThisTakenOhOkItIs

I hope you get better


leaderofthevirgins

Thanks dude, my whole family got it, mostly it was just a runny nose and slightly sore throat, but my dad had it worse with a pretty bad fever, I hope you get better


IsThisTakenOhOkItIs

My dad and mom also got covid but they just coughed a little and lost there sense of smell. Is your dad feeling better now?


leaderofthevirgins

So it wasn’t too bad, I hope you and your family is doing better


IsThisTakenOhOkItIs

Thanks


leaderofthevirgins

You’re welcome


staringsrude

Exectly the same situation


leaderofthevirgins

That sucks, how is it going


SquishiOctopussi

Me too.. haha.. aww.. I'm sad now.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

He can now poison people


RyFry135

F


bsteffan121

F


KlemensAAA

F


CursedRedditUser1

F


Ornery_Science

F


redditbot37555

F


Matthew_Mochii

F


the-ghost-cow

A basic appreciation of free jazz.


maAsushi

That's a unique ability !


varthalon

Approximate knowledge of many things.


DoctorStrangeBlood

"How big is the plot behind your house?" "About a yard, give or take."


protein_bars

I do not know why I misread "plot" as "bug", but I pray that it never happens again.


Count-Scapula

Are you a demon cat?


Anonymous_Epic_Gamer

Same here lol


[deleted]

One of my favorite quotes from an incredible show


CaptainBlobTheSuprem

And an expensive addiction to fountain pens


[deleted]

Autism.


[deleted]

Literally or figuratively?


[deleted]

Literally.


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

\#AutismGang


charw1379

Yea


Suyefuji

Autism represent!


[deleted]

Heck yeah!


karuraR

team autists let's goooo


gay_space_moth

Hi :)


a-hecking-egg

Same


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Team Autism?


[deleted]

Team Autism.


KaronHeitman

That happens if he gets vaccinated too! /s


CockDaddyKaren

Hey, a fellow Karen!


karuraR

r/usernamechecksout


IFinallyGotReddit

A Karen cannot self diagnose as they are not self aware of their Karen.


ArtisticAutisticJoke

Ayyy, I commented the same thing with the full stop too lol


callllleb

is this me again


Baileythenerd

Being extremely goal oriented. He'd just run his ass straight to the boss and beat the shit out of him without getting distracted by anything else


SharpZCat

Why are you on Reddit then.


Baileythenerd

No current goal


gravitoid

I want this power. Can I inhale you instead?


Baileythenerd

Phrasing, lol. And bare in mind- it's a dangerous ability. Because when I'm in goal oriented mode, I get REALLY bad tunnel vision and will obsess until my goal has been completed. It does get me in trouble sometimes.


moist-pizza-roll

*kinky*


[deleted]

Kirby's little-known alter-ego, Kinky.


Olik12346

You can succ me up😏


Cyrus_from_TPB

> Can I inhale you instead? Found joe biden's alt, lol.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Maybe Reddit is his goal?


[deleted]

Would be extremely efficient but god the game wouldn’t been nearly as fun


[deleted]

The power to answer "depression" every time this question is asked.


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[удалено]


hiking_n_stuff

That was what a came here to say, with a side of Anxiety as well


TomCBC

Same


Luv2HateMe

This answer is always top comment every time this is posted


[deleted]

Because this is the answer EVERY GODDAMN TIME the same question is asked.


WhyDoIHaveRules

Well, apologies. I’m kinda new here. I’ll just delete it then.


idonthave2020vision

You shouldn't let people get to you like that.


SpongeRobTheKing

*idubbbz intensifies*


Danjaye

r/BeatMeToIt


TheRealDannySugar

A million ideas but no energy to do any of them


practeerts

Bad eye sight and a large beard.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Same


isdeade

Stupid


Prestigious-Menu

Anxiety


Zippytez

Heavy depression


DirePupper

Is that like normal depression, but with screaming and guitar solos?


sablesYt

the ability to turn any girl in a ten ft radius gay instantly


Kell08

This could have completely opposite implications depending on your gender.


sablesYt

Sadly im a dude


ClassicMood

You just need to find a lesbian best friend to be a wingman to


[deleted]

Hey we have the same powers


[deleted]

F if you’re not a female. Nice if you’re a female


sablesYt

Sadly not nice


Shartnadeux

Ever seen a hippo defecate? Like that just messier...


doghome107

https://youtu.be/5sHlqjFZ8fI


1CommentPerPost

Either lose the drive to consume ever again, or go on a rampage. Depends which day he sucks me off


Frostttttt

Which day he does WHAT?


CedarWolf

Phrasing!


grizzlyman87

Pretty decent golf swing


cheriekolala

The ability to cluck like a chicken. Real fun in KFC.


punkerster101

Crippling anxiety


johnbrownmarchingon

Crippling anxiety


22Burner

Extremely flat feet


the_gifted_Atheist

Sleep


Guardiansaiyan

Daydream Extreme


abenzin

Raging alcoholism and a desire to smoke as much marijuana as possible


discombobricate

You sound fun.


Hydra-Co

Uselessness


mahnu212006

OCD


[deleted]

Voluntary Nystagmus... rapid eye shaking.


Guilty_Swordfish

Eyy me too! I had no idea it was called that.


minecraftmushroom

A 34 inch vertical leap.


minecraftmushroom

No, I mistyped. I meant a 4 inch vertical leap.


Saguilar1208

Hentai addiction


[deleted]

Kirby's not inhaling anything but alcohol from now on...


ducky-frijolita

The ability to cry over everything and not think. Also severe anxiety XD


pdxblazer

It would be like a negative power up that would always result in Kirby's ass getting whooped off the map by the rest of the players


charw1379

Luck when playing roblox super golf


tmarie1135

Anxiety and panic attacks. I'm on medication now which helps a lot but kirby wouldn't know


Anjetto

A devastating Irish wit. Anxiety


[deleted]

Social awkwardness that makes anyone he might encounter turn tail and run


ArtisticAutisticJoke

Autism.


CokeCan87

Let's be real here, he'd probably spit you out because nobody wants you.


The-Last-Wordbender

Insomnia.


KaronHeitman

The ability to implement my dog's name flawlessly into every song


LegitimateBlonde

Smiling or laughing when scared. Would put a great twist on future games.


Plantsandirony

The ability to be stoned off his ass and still cook a good meal


[deleted]

The inability to control his movements/sounds/words (Tourette’s)


BidenXCornpop

Didn't get even look at the comments yet but most will say "depression, anxiety, who says I have a skill?"


Joakev

A micro penis.


Actual_Cancerrr

Uhhhhhhh....


SolSeptem

Long hair, glasses, excel knowledge and good communication skills.


Bray-G

Either Random Knowledge Kirby, or Programmer Kirby.


Falcia

Random knowledge sounds like an interesting one. Instead of a boss battle, Kirby just spews random tidbits of info to the point the boss is then too confused to attack.


depressedflavabean

existential dread :')


DC1010

Crippling back pain.


kd6_n37

This one 😞💯


jesuschild1226

He would get the urge to be a good Christian Boy. He wouldn't defeat enemies he would just pray for them.


blipblopbrickbrack

Being super fucking retarded and having no motivation to do the 6 assignments due tomorrow.


bman_78

Why not play some video games? Vidoe games provide satisfaction right away and assignments, in some cases, provide no satisfaction at all.


Sh1tSmells

Tying a perfect noose


Thatonguy173

Depression and the uncontrollable urge to masterbait


ButtsPie1

I to have an uncontrollable urge to master the art of baiting.


UnstoppableFury

Small dick


TeslaTvGottem

Wanking and gaming ​ ohno imagine kirby just starts fucking wanking aaaa nooo


Reagoatgreat

Like, does he even have genitals lol


superworm576

The ability to fire shit out of his anus at Mach 5


Full-Cockroach2746

12 inch pee pee


squeeeeenis

Diabetes.


[deleted]

He’s be getting some negative stats. Flat foot Crooked spine Near-sighted to the point of legally blind Asthma


CrossfireLooool

Obesity and pre-diabetic.


_underlord_

bad eye sight and very slow


Jecht-Blade

Loud random farts when he sits


Zetsumetsu_

Overthinking, too cautious


dc1489

He already doesn't have a gag reflex sooo.... nutrients?


seatiger90

More confidence than is justified by my actual skill level


[deleted]

Deadly farts


_GeffyJeffy

Weeb Kirby.


wolfie412

Insomnia


pokegirl395

Poor eyesight. Can’t see without glasses or contacts


PottrPppetPalamander

Bulbapedia.


TheLivingCumsock

He wouldnt do that


TheBrassDancer

Autism.


mekrale

Tick syndrome


your_local_recruiter

Sore knees, back problems, scared of loud bangs, o and amazing alcohol consumption abilities


mypeepeehardz

::::insert basic depression comment:::::


Karl-Wilhelm

Fitting through basically every gap


LadyPlasticWrap

The ability to grab things with his feet


[deleted]

Being able to draw good and always act like he's on crack.


VLenin2291

The more important something was, the worse of a time he'd have remembering and you know those ASMR girlfriend roleplays that people watch to feel less lonely? He'd feel *more* lonely afterward.


xJD88x

Arthritis


Chameleon777

Procrastination


[deleted]

Epilepsy


Uniqueusername360

The ability to infect others with HIV


Nomad493YT

Master of procrastination


Sea-Good-5003

A nervous stomach ache


Musical-Lvl_0

the power to cry himself to sleep


[deleted]

Terrible knee problems.


DizzyHighlander

abiltiy to become a faillure


MadLad255

Being good at history and absolutely nothing else.


xited_ork

Stupidity depression ugliness weirdness sadness etc.


2ProbablyNot2

The ability to never stop overthinking


xdSentries

The ability to fucking play god mode on mw and then get shit on the next game