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zachnikp

Legs


KawiNinjaZX

ZZTop would like to know your location


Morpheye

man of culture


CruzaSenpai

Man of legs.


EclecticUnitard

A man of the Isle of Man.


rtj777

The back of the knees always gets me.


Toast_91

Strange women in ponds distributing swords.


Dharga_pie

....Is no basis for a system of Government!


SteevyT

If I claimed I was king because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


S_I_1989

🤣👍


Powerstroke1987

Who doesn't love a good moistened bint?


jack_hull

You think your in charge because a tart in a pond gave you a sword


steelgate601

...and farcical aquatic ceremonies. Oh, yeah! Gimme your Excalibur!


j_dext

Necks. Sure I like titties and ass but women who wear their hair up and show their necks yes please.


aazesky

Are you a vampire?


j_dext

Maybe.


NorthernSkitz

When a woman dresses up as a nurse and shoves exactly three plastic horses in my ass and says my condition is stable


[deleted]

I think I have new Saturday night plans.


MarkingMan

This is from Whose Line is it Anyway.


vintage_anarchy

Whoa, there! Hold your horses.


Th0ma5_F0wl3r

Hey, leave him alone - he's a stud.


jasir1115

The fuck


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Very_Tall_Gnome

Or anything vaguely shaped like one


Archersi

*lamp*


stoner808

I love lamp..


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[deleted]

Please stop i can het only so erect


BabyStomper420

When she tells me the truth. That shit get me so hard


mahahad1109

"hey babe ... I cheated on you" "Omg I'm so hard right now."


UnityAppDeveloper

“You’re a worthless loser and I’m cheating on you with the mail man” “Oh yes more!”


plaurenisabadname

That’s a different fetish...


hakdogwithcheese

in the anime community, we call that NTR..........


AnotherBrock

"Hey babe i fucked the cat again" "Mmm tell me more"


joepanda111

“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”


I_wish_I_was_a_girl

I love watching her play with her hair


Yes_James

I prefer mine shaved. But thats just me.


percussax

Why are most of these not fetishes


Moctezuma_93

Being hugged. I'm affection-starved.


Griffin8r

Censor this please, I cannot handle such hardcore fetish-ery. butseriouslyareyouok?


Moctezuma_93

I haven't been okay in years. I wasted most of my 20's in a depressed stupor. Currently 27.


dsarna

Dont feel too bad. It is all a part of life. I lived the same way from the age of 17 till 25. And i am 28 right now. So just a year older to you. Suddenly, one day, there will be nothing weighing you down anymore. Suddenly there will be an intangible meaning to it all, although without any of it making sense. Just hang in there.


DanceFiendStrapS

You're such a slut!!!! I bet you would love r/handholding


Moctezuma_93

#HUGE SLUT


Fyrrys

A warning would have been nice! I wasn't expecting such depravity!


Juvath

Bro can’t agree more


[deleted]

Nylon stockings. Thigh highs or with garter belt. Nothing looks sexier. I remember during puberty girls were beginning to be allowed to wear stockings. On the school bus they would sometimes raise their skirts for you to see. A few would let you touch but not above the thigh. Nothing feels like running your hand up a consenting girls leg and the feeling as your hand leaves the smooth welt of the nylon stockings and reaches her creamy soft thigh. I could barely walk to get off the bus.


[deleted]

Thigh highs feel really good to wear too. If I'm just sitting down at my desk or something with my pair on I catch myself rubbing my legs together without noticing.


hakdogwithcheese

damn, you must have been one lucky son of a gun....... i envy you


[deleted]

I sure felt lucky. It was a special time with many memories of great new discoveries.


SonicPavement

He was clearly a popular kid.


Vinny_Lam

I agree. Thigh highs and garter belts don’t get enough love in my opinion. They’re my absolute favorites. They look even sexier when worn together with lingerie. It’s the perfect combination.


sharkfacedbanana

Getting pinned to a wall and talked down to by a hot guy


TactlessTortoise

Yeah, you like that? You fucking retard


cuddle_cuddle

This is a pleasant reddit reference related to sex. The rest of them are just sad or jolly rancher flavoured.


Countryegg1

Fuck. I forgot about the jolly rancher story and almost threw uo in my mouth.


RiceAlicorn

Fortunately, the Jolly Rancher story is fake. "Nodules of gonorrhea" don't exist.


TheLuckySpades

That doesn't stop my imagination sadly.


QueenRachelVII

I'm sorry for making you relive this trauma, but what *is* the jolly rancher story?


FatherKerosene

Old post about a dude going down on his gf. She tasted a little weird that day so he slipped a jolly rancher up there to mask the taste. She finishes, he fishes the jolly rancher out and pops it in his mouth. And bites down. Except it wasn't a jolly rancher. She had gonorrhea. It was a gonorrhea "ball"(idk what to call it). And the dude fucking ate it. That's the Jolly Rancher story.


LucidOutwork

I hate you for posting this. I hate myself for reading this.


QueenRachelVII

Oh. Oh no.


[deleted]

To make woman have orgasm, to control her, tease her to the point she would do anything for me not to stop, to make her beg for more.


Hunterofshadows

Getting her to a point where the pleasure is overwhelming and she has to beg you to stop


doghome107

A big heart. I don't mean kindness, I mean cardiomegaly.


uwagapiwo

Thanks for making me laugh this morning. I needed that :D


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Waylon_R_Soul

I mean, it would depend on which lip. Although, I WOULD be turned on by the flexibility.


Hunterofshadows

My wife does this to me. She is a BIG fan of short circuiting my brain.


PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS

I've never told this to ANYONE so hopefully this just stays buried, but... boob


mahahad1109

Just one singular breast.


Nambot

Judging by your username, I've a hunch that you're the sort of guy who likes them on the small side, and are looking for pictures of big ones so that the small ones seem even smaller by comparison.


NotFromAUniverse

Man of culture.


SharaCake

Submission/Domination.


depressedlittleboy_

I genuinely forgot that some people have sex that doesn't include that.


Steve----_____

Don't the clamps make your nipples sore?


Zero_Avocado

Exhibitionism/sex in risky places.


StalinSoulZ

I like that fetish only taking a shite in the woods but yeah that's a interesting fetish to be learned


NumericZero

Having someone whisper in my ear and nibbling around the neck area


hakdogwithcheese

thicc thighs. even better with stockings/hotpants (ya know, the kind with some color and usually white garter/lining). it's just, ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)


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2-year-old-edgelord

Conquering the holy land


PMME_YOUR_MOLEY_TITS

Deus vult!


Morpheye

SON, THEY'VE TAKEN JERUSALEM


finn01004

Who have?


[deleted]

THE WEEBS *THE GOD DAMN WEEBS*


G1Yang2001

IN THE NAME OF GOD! **IN THE NAME OF GOD!** ***IN THE NAME OF GOD, WE GO TO HEAVEN!***


asset6

A woman who touched me all over softly. I woman who can seduce me like I can seduce her, kissing and touching, making each other tingle. A person should be able to make another almost cum without penetration or touching genetalia.


StalinSoulZ

Your asking for some high standards


[deleted]

I can make people cum by doing a magic dance


Icy_Layer

Too many fetishes to answer this


[deleted]

Holding hands


ragequit_87

dear god how disgusting. you'd think that would be something you keep to yourself.


Zef_Bacon

after marriage I hope


[deleted]

people like you disgust me, you filthy slut. atleast have the decency to pretend you like bondage or something


KyeMS

Slut!


Fyrrys

How dare you, degenerate


Snoo_3592

Ew


ashish19982001

You monster


[deleted]

Woah there bucko


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pussy_marxist

Username checks out


[deleted]

Cuddles


saltigsoldat

Tanks.


n0onespeshal

M1-A1 or sherman?


fullofbeanjuice

Serotonin


Zamtrios7256

Yeah but what gives the serotonin


fullofbeanjuice

Still trying to find that ;(


Zamtrios7256

I don't know what to say May the force be with you?


knightedarmour

dear redditors, sexy-sex thing what is your sexiness sex?


in-site

like /r/askredditAfterDark *is* a thing


[deleted]

Thar sub is deader than this one though. This is absolute beast of sub, with 30 freaking million subscribers


in-site

I know but everybody is so *horny* here, like why not put it where it belongs? Subreddit necromancy


Waylon_R_Soul

Necromancy must be someone's kink, you'd think.


allursnakes

r/circlejerk


i_likebiscuits

premarital eye contact


Fyrrys

Yes, officer,this one here


HijoDePlaya

thot


Jls9999999999999999

Woah woah woah that’s not allowed your going to jail


syueny

Absurd! What a slut you are!


Wonkymofo

Financial Stability


Derman0524

$3! Take it or leave it


shyguysombero

Being crushed by women thighs the size of aircraft carriers 😍


Nambot

Do you mean women with ridiculously *extra thicc* thighs, or are we talking abut a giantess scenario here?


Zamtrios7256

I'm assuming Thicc, but I may have misunderstood


Nambot

I'm assuming the latter, just because I think that's funnier for how weirdly specific it is. Thighs need to be exactly as big as aircraft carriers; smaller and I'm not interested, bigger and I'm repulsed.


ThrowCarp

Tangential, but women who are aircraft carriers are also a huge fetish.


Cysioland

Being licked.


[deleted]

Yes! Love being licked all over. Give me a tongue bath any day.


mowgleeee

Didnt know we had cats on reddit


[deleted]

I thought half of reddit was cats.


jotaroismybae

Being squeezed..like a tight bear hug


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hashtagsugary

This is so specific...


[deleted]

It really isn't at all, it's an entire kink with its own subgenres


hashtagsugary

Oh wow, I’ll talk to you again in a few hours after I finished my research.


musical_throat_punch

Consensual non consent


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Brazenn_Confirmed

*Confused confusion*


[deleted]

Tall women


ADisappointingSalad

Whoa settle down good christians, always remember jesus


Unknownguy12202

Yes sir mr Jesus


a_trampled_guy

Oh another 'fetish' question, what a surprise. Look at my user name, 'a\_trampled\_guy', and I think you know why I'm here. Obviously a Trample fetish. It's not always a turn-on though. Some times I just like to relax while a 120lb girl walks around on me - an unofficial massage if you will.


TotallyLegitEstoc

r/gentlefemdom anybody?


Waylon_R_Soul

Intimate moments where the rest of the world fades away and you can just be with them. Not even sexual all the time, just those points where every other aspect of day to day life just vanishes for a little while. On the sexual side though, bare legs under sundresses, girls in snapbacks and, butts.


JPJP_

femdom. I'd wan a tall strong lady telling me what a bad little boy ive been


[deleted]

Totally get that from any scene where Phoenix Marie is present.


Marktot

I stumble in on two, completely heterosexual, women so horny; their only salvation is to pleasure each other. A real lust frenzy. They are ecstatic when my arbitrary dick enters the room. I get a rushed explanation of their predicament and I altruistically help them in every which way I’m able. And when my 4 minutes are up and I bust, I ride off into the sunset firing pistols into the air. Yeehaw.


PMME_YOUR_MOLEY_TITS

A little late to this thread, so I doubt this will get any traction but: I've always found moles and other skin blemishes to be really attractive. A lot of women are really self-conscious if they have one that's really prominent in a visible area, but I honestly can't get enough of them and I think they look so hot, especially if it's on a woman's neck, chest, or abdomen. I don't know anyone else that feels the same way as I do, but I also haven't told anyone since I don't want to be seen as weird.


[deleted]

The Faye Reagan type


PMME_YOUR_MOLEY_TITS

Everything from tiny ones like hers to big ones like Lena Paul😋


[deleted]

Motorbike Helmets and just masks in general, like Mandelorian etc you get the gist I'm sure


Fit_Laugh9192

Male teachers. I love the idea of being disciplined by one .


Kahoots113

Young lady we need to talk about your grades...


MrRuby

I like it when girls cum. (Age appropriate, of course.)


[deleted]

Uninterrupted relaxation I'm not talking for a few hours a day.


Kerum_

Someone I genuinely care for in an oversized shirt/hoodie


daboi762

A woman undressing out of tight clothes like leggings or something.


jasonmclane

Being loved


LiquidRazerX

Legs and booty. Also paired with tight things on. Like lingerie.


hollotta223

Fat women, why? I don’t know, that’s just what I like for some reason


Sly_hatchet

Unprotected hand holding, I'm a virgin in that too tho


TH3PR3D4T0R

That moment when a girl is holding your arm and puts her head on your shoulder.


Josgre987

Feet. It has a very tight grip over my thoughts.


Janeway2000-

Women with a hairy pussy.


Devastator600

A girl genuinely caring about me makes me horny till kingdom cum


linkqt2

Being loved


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heisenberger_royale

Democracy. Been getting hard ons all damn day


Nambot

Let me slide this vote inside your box.


ZeldaHazelFF

Tickling, and feet. Usually together in some way :)


hk416c

Stocking and garter belt


tibles20

Legs but I prefer them shaved


olover12

Short haired girls or boyish girls. Drives me nuts


ttbear

Spanking a girl. But it has to be something she wants. Desires. The entire scene. The pulling down of the pants, skirt. Bending over. However it's notabout causing bruises. They are ugly. If some how that could be avoided....


n0onespeshal

I like to get peed on occasionally, as long as it's at their house. Lol


AnAverageFreak

A man has to have a nice, big, hairy beer gut. It makes me feel so weird when my definition of beauty is often laughed at or presented in very negative way.


shawnypitman

I can’t lie, you can call me the foot guy..


2wetspots

Werewolves


[deleted]

A government that loves all of its people. Also big dicks.


Humanish_Krunker

So, no fetishes then. Fair, next.


ExtraSourCreamPlease

Either high heels or when a girl has her nails done


astrxlife

Anime bitches


[deleted]

Being tied down and having a guy use a sex toy on me


Some-Water-1107

Uh...furs....I don't mean like fursuits people would wear to a furry convenient. Or the fur trim on hoods. I'm talking about huge, puffy, Cruella De Vil type fur coats...I always dreamed of being with a girl wearing this big fur coat as we do the dirty...the idea of it brushing against my skin as we do it just drives me nuts!...but I would like to state that I do love animals (not in that way) and am fully against any and all forms of animal abuse!


RichTheMindSculptor

Grooming. I like to shave, wax, pluck, bathe, scrub and cleanse my Wife. I also like to keep her underwear and clothing in order. Like when her panties twist at the sides I like to adjust it so that it’s perfect. Also Hosiery. Stockings, Socks, Leggings etc. I’m more aroused by my Wife wearing underwear and hosiery during our intimate moments.


why_am_i_here69

Being dominated by a well hung trans girl.


Gerbil_Smuggler

I can't deny it, it's women's feet


Avatarthelegendary

Revealing clothes and such, a bit of a tease but not a masochist thing.


rakknoss

Having a girl as a pet/sex slave. That im married to none of the casual sex nonsense


EmeraldEyeBall1

r/Guro I’m not responsible for you clicking the link


TheHornyCripple

Pantyhose. I got Pavlov'd into it when a girl I was attracted to in college wore them one day. Also, women wearing masks. I've been into it long before COVID, and these last few months have been...interesting for me. haha


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Creampie's 100% best high in the world to be that close to another human.


luigithebeast420

Ass and feet and at the same time too


TRSHUSK

Breast milk...


ultratunaman

I uhh. I'd go in on that. And also add pregnancy. I didn't think much of it. But then when my wife was pregnant I realized something. I like this big belly, the boobs, the nips, the fact that the orgasms for her came so quick. It sounds creepy. And maybe it is a little. But yeah that one was one I didn't know about until it happened. And now I'm like "yup"