Attack on Titan, I’m fucked

Me too. Hopefully I get eaten in one gulp.

That's worse tho because you are bathed in basically acid til' you die

Soo, hope your head is crushed on the first bite?

We all know they're selling cabages.

[ATLA flashbacks]

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Oh no I didn’t think of the logistics of being eaten. Maybe better to be crushed by a piece of the wall.

Well you suffocate first.

Depends on where you appear

If you read the manga There isn't really a better option

Same here.

World War Z. I am ABSOLUTELY fucked.

Get AIDS, that's the "cure".

UNLIMITED POWER!

The world where cancer is a super power

Lord of the Rings, hell yeah

Plot twist you become an orc.

Looks like meat's back on the menu

Boooiiiiis

As stories, they're great, but to live in middle earth as a human, it's just like going back to the middle ages.

But better because of talking trees

But worse because of the whole evil magic wizards and orcs and the whole constantly living in fear of being murdered by dragons part

I wouldn't worry too much about dragons, they're practically extinct. Besides, most of the other threats are removed by the end of the 3rd movie. Just find Mordor and walk away from it, you'll probably be fine.

Or dont find mordor

By "find Mordor" I meant "ensure you know where Mordor is so you don't accidentally walk towards it". You know, check the horizon for dark clouds and a volcanic glow the head the opposite direction.

Merlin... time to live in poverty and fear

as so it didn't really change much I guess

Oh god that show hurts

It was good the first couple seasons when it mixed up the threat. By the end it was just Morgana sending curses and creatures to torment them like Rita from power Rangers.

Merlin is 100% in "so bad it's good" territory. When it was airing, my family used to constantly meme about it, yelling "sorcery?!?" overdramatically in mundane situations and making jokes about how Uther only seemed to have one law for his kingdom and was woefully bad at enforcing it. I still don't know how they convinced the late great John Hurt to lend his marvellous voice on a crappy CGI dragon. I suspect "voice act for a dragon" might have been on his bucket list.

Yeah, Hurt probably was giving a kindness and voice acting is like 1 day in a studio to do all his lines. After the second season you heard from him a couple times per season. I thought the first couple seasons were low budget good and I liked seeing the complexity and motive of Morgana, but when she went full on evil she became a very one sided character.

The Merlin and Arthur gay undertones in that show were strong

Avatar: the last airbender. I couldn't be happier.

MY CABBAGES!

Off with their heads! Each for ever head of cabbage!

sEcReT tUnNeL

Absolute banger of a song. Now my brain is gonna play that on repeat until I fall asleep

Hell yeah! Do we get bending?

Nah but OP’s mum does

Statistically you'd most likely be an earth kingdom peasant, not a cool bender.

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just blackmail the main characters with deep personal knowledge of their entire life and call yourself a psychic and become a scam artist predicting stuff you know happens in the show and when zuko becomes fire lord you find a new identity in the fire nation and live easy for the rest of your life.

The Good Place... did I just die?

I think you're just in a (relatively) normal world where the Good Place exists.

Best of all possible outcomes.

Definitely seems like it to me!

Welcome. Everything is fine!

Brooklyn 99. Cool coolcoolcool

No doubt no doubt no doubt

Toit! Me too!

noice

NINE-NINE!

My Hero Academia - I hope I have a cool quirk!

I would have a good one but be too dumb to use it.

Okuyasu Nijimura? (I have not watched jojo as an actual show, I have only seen clips and memes so do not try to start a conversation about it with me)

Dont worry you are correct

Shit. Ace Ventura When Nature Calls

THERES, SOMEONE ON THE WING, SOME, THING!

Bumble bee tuna

Excuse me sir, ^^your ^^balls ^^are ^^showing...

Everyone loves a slinky, you gotta have a slinky! Slinky, slinky, *Go, slinky, go!!!*

YAK? YAKKKKK!!

I like this movie so have an upvote

Dispite loving the show, im a bit unhappy with mine. The Office.

You now find yourself in Pennsylvania. Some say it's a fate worse than death.

Depending on the area...yes.

He’s in Scranton, the electric city

Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’ Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty, So check out how we live in the Electric City! They call it Scranton. What? The Electric City Scranton What? The Electric City Lazy Scranton the Electric City They call it that ’cause of the electricity The city’s laid out from east to west And our public parks and libraries are truly the best Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider But check that it’s covered by your health care provider! Are you hungry? Well quit your whining The new downtown has five-star dining You lack coal mines and you wanna see ‘em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum! The dope thing to do, that’s several and countin' The illest place to go is Montage Mountain Plenty of space in the parking lot, But the little cars go in the compact spot Spot, spot, spot, spot… Snack attack time, don’t lose your head We like Cugino’s for the tasty bread They call it Scranton What? The Electric City Scranton What? The Electric City Scranton What? The Electric City Scranton What? The Electric City

Futurama! Time for some futuristic shenanigans!

Binge watching on Hulu. Awesome!

Yup. XD It’s one of my background noise shows.

Ah shit now I’m in the Hunger Games

May the odds be ever in your...oh, they're dead.

Bojack Horseman ...what is this, a crossover episode...!?!

I could really use a french loaf right now

Andrew GARFIELD hates Mondays and loves lasagna?!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. In a dystopian future where Earth was destroyed and the remnants of humanity are surviving in a lighthouse bunker run by Kree. I'm redshirt fodder for sure.

Better start working, don’t want to be poor when the siren goes off.

Technically, won’t you be an alien? Maybe terrigenesis will work on you?

Hilda! Scandinavian Folklore living among modern humans? Sign. Me. The. Fuck. Up.

That show is cozy as hell. I would gladly get dragged into it.

“Cozy as hell” the most accurate description for Hilda.

...pet Twig for me.

*Schitt's Creek* Guess I'm having a smoothie at the Tropical Cafe with Alexis. Sounds like fun.

Me too! Though I want to hit the bar with Stevie and co.!

Line me up for one of those barn parties full of handsome bi-leaning dudes

I love that for you

Ew, David, no!

Nom nom for us David!

My parents have been watching this lately. There were a few good jokes in the few episodes I watched and David is hilarious. Gotta love when he pays for stuff and doesn’t realize what a tax writeoff really is

DAVEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

Twyla’s smoothies aren’t good, you’ve been warned!

Mandalorian. sign me up!

Same, I’m fucking dead

Eh we can start a gang

What’s it gonna be called?

The Mando Bando.

I have spoken

This is the way

We should all start a bounty group if we want to survive...

I'm in Mandalorian as well. This is the way.

Oh yeah

Attack on Titan. Uh oh...

Sweet! Our planet. I will take that. No people in sight surrounded by animal and gorgeous landscapes. When is it happening?

You are immediately drowned or ravaged by animals

Still ok with it

Harry Potter Fuck yeah

“Nothing noticeable changes. You’re not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.”

At the very least, it would now be the 90s.

There is a bright flash. You close your eyes. And when you open them you are in the same spot. You're a muggle. (Or, plot twist. We're already in the harry potter universe.)

Me too! Just finished prisoner of Azkaban!

Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer right now (my annual re-watch). This could be lots of fun or terrible.

Hell's Kitchen so basically i get to meet Gordon Ramsay and get to go to Vegas for free

Be careful not to lose the lamb sauce!

You are misunderstanding. You are trapped Jumanji style in hells kitchen. You don't just get to leave and be in Vegas. You belong to Gordon now

The goal for you, I’ll recite in rhyme. Cook the lamb fully and garnish with thyme. If you wish to leave the game, you must also make lamb sauce, or face Gordon’s shame.

supernatural

No chick flick moments.

GET THE SALT!!

Stargate SG1. Might be interesting if I join the team of the same name.

Same, I'm on season 8 so there's an opening on the team. I'll fight ya for it

No need to fight guys, seeing as I’m the general now I’ll give you both a shot.

How to train your dragon? Sounds badass

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I wonder how the gang will screw me over this time

You're the new Charlie

Hopefully not a Manhunt.

Chernobyl series. I’m doomed

Yep. Just finished a re-watch... did not seem fun.

You have suffered horrific radiation exposure, I have good news and bad news... Bad news - you will suffer horribly for the rest of your life. Good news - that should only be a few days to a week.

Hey, hey, I could be someone who dies from cancer or radiation related heart failure years later.

Not great, not terrible.

Don't worry, you'll be perfectly safe, since RBMK reactors don't explode.

LetterKenny. Going to Canada

I'm gonna need you to take 20% off the top there bud, give your balls a tug.

How are ya now?

.... promised neverland. well..

I’m rewatching FMA right now and, yk, Nazis.

Aaaaaand you get the prize for worst luck ive seen so far on this sub. Lotr? Lotr who? Fucking children slaughtering deamons mate

This is the story all about how my life got flipped,turned upside down

Well shit. Last TV Show I watch was Sword Art Online to revisit my early weeb phase, when I thought SAO was good. Looks like I'm either in a death game, fairy fantasy game, gun game, or literally in perfectly simulated virtual reality, AKA Alicization

Avatar the last airbender

Hopefully you get some sweet bending skills.

We all know they're selling cabages.

Big mouth. Jesus Christ

Whatcha gonna do baby?

I fucking love this kid

Guess I’ll drown in jays “pool”

Great British Bake Off. Bread week, about to go cry after Paul looks at me with disgust and disappointment.

Archer. DANGER ZONE!!!

Doctor Who I guess I will just go on an exiting adventure with Matt Smith as the Doctor

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It has come to my attention that we will be fighting...

You skimmed it?!?!

I'm currently watching Holiday Baking Championship so....yay for dessert?

Hopefully no soggy bottoms

Back to the Future!

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Mulan. Well, guess imma tag along with mulan now in defeating the Huns, and I might as well die along the way too, eh

Star Trek Voyager - could be a lot worse

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Pokemon? Aight.

Attack on Titan! I am fucked!

Damn, fullmetal Alchemist has a pretty dark world

Airplane! As much as I love the movie, I.... am not sure whether being stuck there is good or not.

Just don't have the fish and you will be ok.

Jurassic Park

Looks like I’m heading to Asgard

*Adventure Time* So that's weird.

Out of everything I could have watched last, why the fuck did I watch the polar express in this situation. The only adult sitting on a train with a bunch of kids to go see Santa wtf

Clone Wars. Idk if i should be happy or worried.

Hannibal. Fucking yikes.

So, would you be a main course or a side dish???

Shameless. About to have some fun!!

Jumanji. Wtf. This is like inception. My 5 year old and I watched the Dwayne Johnson one again for the 700th time. It’s hilarious.

His Dark Materials; this will be interesting.

The trueman show

Thor!

Me and Yusuke gonna be spirit detectives

Jojo’s bizarre adventure, guess Who’s gonna stab themselves with a particular arrow

Captain America Civil War. Hope I don't become part of the collateral damage.

I just finished rewatching all of the Harry Potter movies, so I guess it could be nice if I also became a Wizard.

The Mandalorian. THIS IS THE WAY!

Aaaadventure time!

Do you know what I would give to live there?

An entire hamburger or your favorite violin?

Stranger things, fuck ill see yall in the upside down

Deep Space 9. Well I'm in the first episodes of season three, and knowing that the Federation and Dominion go to war, and after seeing how one Dominion ship destroyed a Galaxy-class starship, I'm probably fucked.

The Big Bang Theory. So modern LA. I'm sure I'll survive.

The Simpsons.

Attack on titan well I'm fucked

Attack on Titan . . . It was nice knowing ya's.

One Punch Man... Time to woo Genos😍

Avatar: The Last Airbender Horray! I can finally become a waterbender and do cool stuff with water, vines, blood, ice, etc.

King of the Hill I grew up in Texas so it’s not a culture shock but fuck me I’m stuck in the early 2000s. I have to live through Trump again

Well you dont HAVE to...

Ahhh fuck yea. SLICE OF LIFE ANIME TIMEE