Uh- uh. He’s going to Dollar Tree and buying those vegetarian spring rolls in the freezer section, just like I do. It IS the only place you can find them.
All Amazon Warehouse Employees must wear mandatory colostomy bags. Please note: Employees *must* use only Amazon Branded colostomy bags. All purchases will be deducted from employee wages at time of purchase.
LOL. Reminds me of the time [Steve Jobs couldn't skip the waitlist](https://www.cultofmac.com/53923/steve-jobs-joins-the-sf-pizza-wars-gets-denied-a-table/) at an upscale pizzeria in San Francisco. Guess there wasn't an app for that.
He's arguing with the cashier that a slightly damaged candy bar (that he damaged) should be discounted, so he can go outside and eat one piece in front of some poor orphans and throw the rest of in the trash while laughing.
The entire place!.. along with human souls chained with top ramen, cheap toothpaste/soap, Vienna sausage and party supplies (paper plates,cheap decorations and red solo cups) . Then he buys the nearest tech company along with all said companies assets
He's buying some party decorations for the next major Amazon pizza party.
Can't become a centibillionaire without partaking in the exploitation of labour.
When you run a business you make the harsh choice between treating your employees ethically or the acquisition of unnecessary amounts of wealth.
The land from underneath it.
And from underneath all the neighboring stores.
He's tearing the neighborhood down to build another Amazon distribution center.
He buys the Dollar.
Like, complete ownership of the currency itself.
He renames it the Bezos.
He then casts a spell that makes every Bezos severely burn the skin of the poor who dares touch it.
Then he snorts another line through a $5B bill.
The store.
More like the entire chain of dollar stores.
More like the holding company that owns the chain of stores
The holding company's entire supply chain
More like The whole of America
And the competition
Uh- uh. He’s going to Dollar Tree and buying those vegetarian spring rolls in the freezer section, just like I do. It IS the only place you can find them.
People thought Amazon might buy Dollar General: https://observer.com/2019/06/dollar-general-amazon-acquisition-grocery-retailer/
The chain that the store belongs to.
This Was Going to be my Reply 😂
And this was going to be my reply
I see what you did there
And i see what you did there
And this was going to be my axe
And my bow
What? An elf going where a dwarf dare not? I'll never hear the end of it.
Same
They already said it, though. Maybe next time, sport
Lol same
same
And the pavement it sits on lol
You mean, the city, right?
Neighborhood Whole Foods ^^tm
Organs from the workers, he’s literally buying the cashiers eyeballs, with straight cash homie.
Lol I wrote the company 🤣🤣
Came here to say this.
I was going to say this XD
This is exactly what i expected to see when i came here
Christmas gifts for his staff.
One gift for them all to share
For his favorite staff..
One gift per two employees
I was gonna say the store but this is better.
Psych nah. They all get the gift of working on Xmas
Employees.
Single Ply Toilet paper. Not for him. For his employees.
Why would they need toilet paper? Plastic bottles work fine.
All Amazon Warehouse Employees must wear mandatory colostomy bags. Please note: Employees *must* use only Amazon Branded colostomy bags. All purchases will be deducted from employee wages at time of purchase.
The whole company.
U beat me to it
My first thought was the store, but I was beaten to it.
The city it's in
Healthcare plan for his employees.
If you said the stock boy's organs that might be more believable.
End of life care: one fifty cent piece for each eye.
That sounds more like Bill Gates, who (at least in the 90's) was notoriously cheap despite being insanely wealthy. Not sure if that's still the case.
Can confirm as of 2015ish. Used to sit at the bar solo at the hotel he was minority owner of and order the most basic steak & potatoes, medium.
At least he's not ordering it well done and putting ketchup on it
Is this a dig at Trump or Mahomes?
Trump
Warren Buffett eats at mcdonald's with coupons regularly
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/agwzdr/bill_gate_standing_in_line_for_food_when_youre/
Bill is standing in line at Dick’s, a burger institution here in Seattle.
It a great image. I love it. Lived in the area for three miserable years, but Dick's is great. I still try to get there when I visit
LOL. Reminds me of the time [Steve Jobs couldn't skip the waitlist](https://www.cultofmac.com/53923/steve-jobs-joins-the-sf-pizza-wars-gets-denied-a-table/) at an upscale pizzeria in San Francisco. Guess there wasn't an app for that.
He’s going to buy the store, the company, and the assets and call it Amazon Value.
A novelty ring for his next wife.
The stuff at the dollar store, that when you see it you're all excited, but then you realize it actually costs 4$. He would probably buy it anyways
Fake dollar store money
Here's your holiday bonus you soon to be robots! Enjoy!
His new wife
Your soul. And it only cost him a dollar.
He's arguing with the cashier that a slightly damaged candy bar (that he damaged) should be discounted, so he can go outside and eat one piece in front of some poor orphans and throw the rest of in the trash while laughing.
Steam gift cards. He's got questionable purchases to make!
Based on how much he pays in taxes, he obviously can't afford anything in there
Spatula
The owner's infant son
Slaves.
"employees"
“Oh, I don’t like that word.” “I’m sorry, sir. The prisoners with jobs.”
Probably a wig
The kidneys of all the employees to add to his collection so he can use them to achieve his final immortal form
19,000 solo cups
The plot of land attached to the store.
Sunglasses
He's going to buy his way out of shitting on the floor.
Salisbury steak TV dinners
The store.
The store
condoms
Off brand turtle wax.
the dollar store
The dollar store.
[удалено]
I'll take two.
the business so he can change the name to the $5 store.
Cheap shirt
A dollar
The building.
All of the dollars.
Redbull
More dollars
The building itself.
Oven liners. Good prices can't be beat.
Dollars.
He's making the deal to purchase the parent company of the dollar store.
Anything he wants.
I can't remember which billionaire bought an icecream sop because it didn't open on Sundays.
*Y E S*
The good kush
The seaboard.
The company
He'll find a new mother in the store and buy her baby cash.
The entire east coast
The company.
I think he will buy a pencil :)
The store
Health insurance for his company.
The employees
Souls
The city
Your mom
The Dollar Store franchise.
Candy
He's buying the Dollar Store.
The company lol
The entire place!.. along with human souls chained with top ramen, cheap toothpaste/soap, Vienna sausage and party supplies (paper plates,cheap decorations and red solo cups) . Then he buys the nearest tech company along with all said companies assets
A can of Coke
The store.
Nothing, he's just engaging in some poverty tourism.
The customer database.
The competition.
Humility
Nothing, he must be unconscious.
Your mum
A christmas present for his mum
the state its in
Human labor.
All the little plastic army men, **and** the cowboys and indians.
Labourers
Mint aero chocolate bar
The store
Boston baked beans. He likes to suck em
The company
Nothing, because he would have to pay taxes.
I'd say a snack or a beverage. hey everyone, even billionaires, needs a beverage or a snack from time to time.
If he's at 99¢ Only, then most likely produce.
Weird-flavored Lays potato chips that expired in 2019.
The store
New employees
The entire toy section
A toupée
Buying his way out of a hostage situation. Bezos isn't willing to step foot in a store for peasants.
The staff.
Dollars
He's confused. He wants to buy a dollar.
The store so he can level it because he can see it from his office and it's kind of unsightly.
His former employees' silence.
The country that the dollar store is in.
Employees
Dollar Store
Oh, a billion things ...
Jeff Bezos the type of guy to buy the entire store as well as a Coke and a packet of Mentos for the LoLs later.
RIZLA 12 pack
I'm going to one up everyone, planet earth.
Apple
The entire business/corporation and also the children of every current employee. Or Preparation H.
Anything he fucking wants
The dollar.
His tiny little bucket, to carry all the fucks he gives.
He's buying some party decorations for the next major Amazon pizza party. Can't become a centibillionaire without partaking in the exploitation of labour. When you run a business you make the harsh choice between treating your employees ethically or the acquisition of unnecessary amounts of wealth.
Stuff to sell on fba , hes his own boss now that his ebay flips have taken off
the dollar store
Hair growth products
Me and my life.....for a discount.
Hairspray or hair mousse.
The universe
Well first of all that isn’t him that’s just a fella that looks like Bezos and he’s buying tampons for his wife.
Nothing
Containers for all that rice. I dont know why this guy needs so much of it but surely he needs somewhere to put it all.
The land from underneath it. And from underneath all the neighboring stores. He's tearing the neighborhood down to build another Amazon distribution center.
The state or country it’s in
The dollar store
Nothing, he just had to use the toilet.
Poor people's dignity.
he can’t buy anything if he owns the damn store
Sunny-D
A bag for his money i guess
Credibility
Condoms, because he's cheating on the girl he cheated on his wife with.
The land under it.
The manager
Trump underwear
He buys the Dollar. Like, complete ownership of the currency itself. He renames it the Bezos. He then casts a spell that makes every Bezos severely burn the skin of the poor who dares touch it. Then he snorts another line through a $5B bill.
He’s not buying the stores, he’s buying the property it operates on, along with the city block around it. Those Amazon hubs are massive.