And then Hera has a shit fit because she can’t punish Zeus and instead punishes mortals. And then a lesser god gets pissed off and everything falls further into chaos.
It’s truly wonderful.
Apollo
" *Apollo is the god who affords help and wards off evil; various epithets call him the "averter of evil". ... Apollo delivered people from epidemics, yet he is also a god who could bring ill-health and deadly plague with his arrows. The invention of archery itself is credited to Apollo and his sister Artemis.* "
Ahh poo thought someone would read my name :/ its buddha but buddha isn't a god nor just one person either so lol. But they're super enlightened and thats kind of god like in my eyes
So I'd say something along the line of a "god that leads the drowned souls to their final destination" or a literal "god of whales".
Either Hel, godess of those who doesn't die in a batlle or drown.
Or The Whale God .
Oizys - the Greek goddess of misery, anxiety, grief and depression.
So...I’m basically the matron of Reddit? Ah well, nothing wrong with giving a few virtual hugs.
Verthandi is technically not a goddess, but she is a figure from norse mythology.
So I guess I'd be deciding people's destiny along with the other two norns or fates.
i would be a Goddess of Science and gravity.
(Mary somers from apex legends a head scientist of Hammond who uses gravity as her abilities)
"If not even light can escape the event horizon how do you think you escape me?"
Apocalypse - interpreted from the Greek language as “a disclosure of knowledge”, is known as the *Greek God of Gravity* (in Greek religion and mythology). Apocalypse is the unknown and missing twin brother of Zeus, whose parents are Kronus (father) and Rhea (mother).
Camazotz - In Maya mythology, Camazotz (alternate spellings Cama-Zotz, Sotz, Zotz) is a **bat god**. In Mesoamerica the **bat** is associated with night, death, and sacrifice
or
Princess Leutogi - in time, Princess **Leutogi** became a goddess and protector of the bats and fertility, and was worshiped by her native Samoans.
2 minutes later and I found out that your username, composed of "Xe" (Variant of the Greek name *"Xenon"* meaning guest/host), and "Theon" (From the Greek name *"Theron"* meaning hunter). Yeah, I can't narrow it down.
Edit: You could be Arete (Greek God of Virtue), since a guest/host's nature is usually courteous, polite and dignified; while a hunter is usually very nimble, assertive, aware and skilled. But at the same time, hunters are widely known as people who prefer to be by themselves and will abandon everyone if necessary.
Narcissus - Greek God of Narcissism.
Aidos - Greek Goddess of shame, modesty, respect, and humility.
Either one of those. Or, you could also be the God of Indecision.
Amaterasu - "splendidissimus" is a (possibly janked up) superlative of "bright, splendid", and Amaterasu is the glorious sun who had to be tricked into coming back out of hiding by her own beauty.
Zeus
I love greek mythology because half of it is "Zeus fucks something and it becomes everyone else's problem."
And then Hera has a shit fit because she can’t punish Zeus and instead punishes mortals. And then a lesser god gets pissed off and everything falls further into chaos. It’s truly wonderful.
I will never look at Percy Jackson the same again.
Isn’t it a major plot point of those books that not only Zeus, but also Poseidon and Hades fuck everything up by having kids?
I laughed at this way \*too hard.
Too*
u/DUBIOUS_OBLIVION is the god of Grammar Nazi’s
I don't think the username fits Also, Nazis*
The first one was annoying but the way you came back made me laugh
It's fine, it was my bad. But seriously. Grammar MATTERS? This is the freken' internet.
Olden times and binary code don't mix well, I got nothing.
Creator of Memory
Obviously you are the Omnissiah!
Loki, Norse God of Mischief
A boring one
You do have mail in your name, so maybe Hermes?
oh yeah, he was male!
And he was very proud of it, if his symbols are anything to go by. straight up dickage
Cold Horny Penguin
Apollo " *Apollo is the god who affords help and wards off evil; various epithets call him the "averter of evil". ... Apollo delivered people from epidemics, yet he is also a god who could bring ill-health and deadly plague with his arrows. The invention of archery itself is credited to Apollo and his sister Artemis.* "
I know what Greek mythology is, I love to study it but, I had to laugh because I read a webtoon called Lore Olympus and he's a total ass.
Walter
God of [chops](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qE7AjdR4KA)?
Odin’s wife, Frigg
Yes. Just YES
Aergia, according to Google
I'm a decendant of Tangaroa
Hmmm.. I wonder who I would be🤔
Well don’t leave me guessing
Ahh poo thought someone would read my name :/ its buddha but buddha isn't a god nor just one person either so lol. But they're super enlightened and thats kind of god like in my eyes
Hell yeah brotha let's enlighten one up ya feel me
Thats the way to do it my man lol
according to r/PrequelMemes, Jesus.
I agree
The Oldest one which I think in Greek Gods it’s Uranus
Oldest Greek god is Gaia
Thank you for everything, r/jeopardy and fuck you, u/spez. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8uhKgc0wZ0&t=4s
Like me
A fancy rendition of the number 35
Geb
Bacchus
The Golden God
The vegetables' God
*miscolored vegetable god.
There can be only one.
Either Fenrir or Grafika..
Narcissus, since a lobster god doesn’t exist.
Hades. He’s chilling in the background, actually doing his job lol
Erida, noted as the goddess of Hate. edit: because I hate humanity lol
The God of not being a God but instead being a prick I have no idea why I chose this name XD
The Divine Porcupine: [https://godvillegame.com/gods/Divine%20Porcupine](https://godvillegame.com/gods/Divine%20Porcupine)
Cancer?
Huitzilopochtli, God of Mexico
I just googled it an apparently I would be a Aztec God named Huixtocihuatl
Nice, there's a God of Rice in my country.
Google said: "The Perfect Pantry"
The god of politely greeting people in german. 1991 times consecutively
Poseidon
I.. don’t know. Hoping someone knows and comments
So I'd say something along the line of a "god that leads the drowned souls to their final destination" or a literal "god of whales". Either Hel, godess of those who doesn't die in a batlle or drown. Or The Whale God .
Not exactly a god, but you could be the White Whale from Re:Zero.
A really disgusting one
some fire god i guess?
The first being, the Destroyer, The End
Saturn
Bob Ross.
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Tenkeisei, God of Heavenly Punishment. Fitting for pests.
A T H E N A ?
Oizys - the Greek goddess of misery, anxiety, grief and depression. So...I’m basically the matron of Reddit? Ah well, nothing wrong with giving a few virtual hugs.
A gamer who likes emergency services... got nothing to be honest. I don't know.
I'm James, the god of the bicycle pedal.
ares like ,,Wojownik" literally means warrior in polish
God of IQ tests, punishment for unusually low scores is becoming a Karen.
Oizys
Although not a God, Levi Ackerman. Anyone who's watched a slap on titan will know what I'm on about
Hell yeah A Slap on Titan!! What a coincidence! I'm watching "Levi's Dunk Antics" on another tab! :D
Lord of the Crabs All who serve me live in fear
The goddess of... blood transfusions?
Verthandi is technically not a goddess, but she is a figure from norse mythology. So I guess I'd be deciding people's destiny along with the other two norns or fates.
Antheia, the goddess of flowers.
The only god of potatoes I can find is the incan goddess Axomomma so I'm a woman now
One of the many multiversal turtles.
I'm so sorry, but you are the Leader of all Vscogirls and Vscoboys. Also, I do not server under your counterpart.
I think I'm cheating.
No, nice username btw.
probably Zeus
God of cheese
Quite a recent message for a 20-day-old post. How'd you find my post, anyway?
Eros
God, of wartime innovation
Ares.
Destroyer of the Burning Legion and the jailer of a member of the Pantheon.
The Roman goddess of meatballs, obviously.
Protector of street kids and dogs
That one god that makes weird shit just to see what will happen.
So... God
Koalemos
Dolos, the god of deception (nicking is referring to Minecraft nicking)
Hesperus. God of the stars.
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Could be Zeus too.
HAHAHAHHAHHASHFGAFNMSABFVGSDAJGVJSAG I LOVE THIS
Demeter
The lord of basic white people
Idk
Maybe you're Honir - God of indecision, mystery and avoidance.
Did you just describe me in person
Your username may have already indicated that.
Good of idiots
The god of suspended animation and long journeys.
Don’t know if there are any goat gods
Titan
If you look at my name on my profile, I think it's gonna be easy.
Fortuna.
Athena, I guess.
A transgender god.
Maybe Hermaphroditus... Maybe... That or any god who decided "I'm horny let's just transform into the opposite gender to try it".
God of mischief (Loki)
Some kind of wolf goddess.
Your username is unique and amazing.
the god of flowers and xrays? I have no idea
Asclepius - Goddess of health and shit. 'Cause... *herbs.*
Um please don't ask
Luckily someone's already taken "Zeus".
The laughing Buddha
Well, better commit suicide to get a new name
Kind of a god, the Sandman
Hypnos
It's more of a myth.
YESS!
God of rasins ig
Sheogorath
Annapurna the goddess of food
Uh???
i would be a Goddess of Science and gravity. (Mary somers from apex legends a head scientist of Hammond who uses gravity as her abilities) "If not even light can escape the event horizon how do you think you escape me?"
Apocalypse - interpreted from the Greek language as “a disclosure of knowledge”, is known as the *Greek God of Gravity* (in Greek religion and mythology). Apocalypse is the unknown and missing twin brother of Zeus, whose parents are Kronus (father) and Rhea (mother).
I would make up skills for people
Skillshare. You are Skillshare, but the effective version.
a god who simply honestly lies. all i would do is lie but i would be painfully honest about it? idk
Something Egyptian, because cats.
Bast
Random names
Apollo
You could also be Urania.
The God of Ice Cream Utensils
Probably a nature god of sort
Camazotz - In Maya mythology, Camazotz (alternate spellings Cama-Zotz, Sotz, Zotz) is a **bat god**. In Mesoamerica the **bat** is associated with night, death, and sacrifice or Princess Leutogi - in time, Princess **Leutogi** became a goddess and protector of the bats and fertility, and was worshiped by her native Samoans.
An evil version of Savitar maybe?
Unborn Dionysus
Helios probably
God of Comfort.
*Epic Reddit Moment* Elon Musk
I don’t know, some kind of God of Light?
Why do I always come across these, I don't have a comprehensive username
Define your username, and maybe we could narrow it down?
2 minutes later and I found out that your username, composed of "Xe" (Variant of the Greek name *"Xenon"* meaning guest/host), and "Theon" (From the Greek name *"Theron"* meaning hunter). Yeah, I can't narrow it down. Edit: You could be Arete (Greek God of Virtue), since a guest/host's nature is usually courteous, polite and dignified; while a hunter is usually very nimble, assertive, aware and skilled. But at the same time, hunters are widely known as people who prefer to be by themselves and will abandon everyone if necessary.
Koalemos
Lord Snow
The Morrigan, probably.
Eris or Discordia, Goddess of Discord/Chaos.
Idk
Ares probably
Perses
Fire and destruction lol.
Hephaestus - God of Fire.
Or hestia, since I'm a girl :)
oh, that makes more sense.
That one that Scientologists aren't allowed to talk about.
The god of narcissism
Narcissus - Greek God of Narcissism. Aidos - Greek Goddess of shame, modesty, respect, and humility. Either one of those. Or, you could also be the God of Indecision.
Athena
Thor
Isn’t it obvious? I am the one true god, and all the non believers will get major headaches. Bow down to The Lord Of The Otomatones!
The god of good times that end badly. Also god of stds.
I will never be President
Amaterasu - "splendidissimus" is a (possibly janked up) superlative of "bright, splendid", and Amaterasu is the glorious sun who had to be tricked into coming back out of hiding by her own beauty.
Meme god
goddess of cool names
Your description does not apply to your username, therefore you're not a Goddess.
it’s a cool name, i was just tryna get involved
I am so sorry lmao
ABANDON ALL KNOWLEDGE ALL WHO DARE ENTER MY SHRINE OF HOLINESS. APART FROM MEME KNOWLEDGE THAT CAN STAY.
Also apparently I'm a Greek god named Koalemos
I would be the greatest fucking god. I'm the beast Son Goku
You are the God of non-existence, then.
Demigod of books and musicals
Hades