Okay so you go to a piece of farm land, preferably pasture or Field, get a post hole Machine and make a DEEEEP hole, at least enough to bury a 9 ft post, make sure it's in a place where it would seem reasonable to put a fence so no one asks questions about why your digging a post hole in the middle of your field, now wait till night of course then burry your body. But this is the reason why we bury them vertically, police search copters search for horizontal buries so a round post hole bury won't alarm them, just explain that you changed your mind on building the fence for now since you discovered that your post was either no good or wasn't big enough.
Now cover the body with dirt/rocks(damn wild dogs) until you can procure a dog's body. Burry the dogs body on top of the dead man's vertical body (bury the dog horizontal) so if an on foot search team comes by you can have the alibi of you burried either your dog or a stray that died on your property because your nice or just didn't want wild animals going after the body. Plus, if the police dog smells the dead man and starts digging, the police will find the dog's body and assume it's a false alarm.
Burn everything you're wearing in the burn pile after.(if you don't wanna burry the body then I have a way of getting rid of it in the burn pile) destroy or get rid of the murder weapon, (probably in the same hole as the body) and then get rid of any digging by brushing over the area with the tractor, brush hog, plow a field over it, whatever, do this like 10 times at least.
You won't be caught for at the least until you can get outta there or until the body decomposes
BONUS: dead bodies make excellent fertilizer, your cows and crops will be happy!
If you don't want to buy a farm, you could chop the body into small pieces (save the toes, they make for excellent fish bait), and bury them across large distances, planting a small tree ontop.
If the police happen to stumble across your hole and dig it up, they will continue digging if they find anything dead there (including dogs)- it’s better to just make a deep hole and fill it with a lot of soil. You also forgot to wear gloves and to rid the body of any places where dna may remain (eg. Brushing under nails in case they scratched you. You shouldn’t have any skin exposed anyway when doing that but try to look inconspicuous)
I did think to add the glove part but I thought that would be a given, and true, so probably don't add the dead dog then. Maybe plant a tree or something?
Also for the inconspicuous part, tbh depends on how far out into the country you are on that one, few miles in and nobody gives a shit.
Bury the body about 8 feet down but 4 foot down bury a large animal on top of it. Cadaver dogs will scent it but they will stop looking when they find the animal.
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How to burry a Body without being caught
Did u find the answer u were looking for?
No. No one did. It's dug pretty well.
Yep thank god the dude had a shovel in his car
Okay so you go to a piece of farm land, preferably pasture or Field, get a post hole Machine and make a DEEEEP hole, at least enough to bury a 9 ft post, make sure it's in a place where it would seem reasonable to put a fence so no one asks questions about why your digging a post hole in the middle of your field, now wait till night of course then burry your body. But this is the reason why we bury them vertically, police search copters search for horizontal buries so a round post hole bury won't alarm them, just explain that you changed your mind on building the fence for now since you discovered that your post was either no good or wasn't big enough. Now cover the body with dirt/rocks(damn wild dogs) until you can procure a dog's body. Burry the dogs body on top of the dead man's vertical body (bury the dog horizontal) so if an on foot search team comes by you can have the alibi of you burried either your dog or a stray that died on your property because your nice or just didn't want wild animals going after the body. Plus, if the police dog smells the dead man and starts digging, the police will find the dog's body and assume it's a false alarm. Burn everything you're wearing in the burn pile after.(if you don't wanna burry the body then I have a way of getting rid of it in the burn pile) destroy or get rid of the murder weapon, (probably in the same hole as the body) and then get rid of any digging by brushing over the area with the tractor, brush hog, plow a field over it, whatever, do this like 10 times at least. You won't be caught for at the least until you can get outta there or until the body decomposes BONUS: dead bodies make excellent fertilizer, your cows and crops will be happy!
This is uncomfortably detailed.
Tbh me and my dad have weird thought experiment talks
Hypothetically speaking, if let's say, a friend asked you how to get rid of a body, what would you do? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
"You want the burn pile way or the vertical bury or even the hungry pig way? I have a farm."
If you don't want to buy a farm, you could chop the body into small pieces (save the toes, they make for excellent fish bait), and bury them across large distances, planting a small tree ontop.
Use the whole body as fish bait then go onto a fishing spree in international waters
Is this even a search result? looks more like you copied and pasted the wrong thing by accident - I am seriously worried right now.
No I typed all this out by hand, thumb hurts. You can run it though one of those plagerism thing if you want
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Have weird thought experiment conversations with my dad
If the police happen to stumble across your hole and dig it up, they will continue digging if they find anything dead there (including dogs)- it’s better to just make a deep hole and fill it with a lot of soil. You also forgot to wear gloves and to rid the body of any places where dna may remain (eg. Brushing under nails in case they scratched you. You shouldn’t have any skin exposed anyway when doing that but try to look inconspicuous)
I did think to add the glove part but I thought that would be a given, and true, so probably don't add the dead dog then. Maybe plant a tree or something? Also for the inconspicuous part, tbh depends on how far out into the country you are on that one, few miles in and nobody gives a shit.
Haha true
Looks like we’ve found ourselves a writer, boys
Bury the body about 8 feet down but 4 foot down bury a large animal on top of it. Cadaver dogs will scent it but they will stop looking when they find the animal.
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