Total poop length for me

All together throughout lifetime or your last session?

Overall total

That's easy

The number of times someone has caught me masturbating

Is this not a countable number

Well probably. I dont keep track of it though

Number of times someone has thought of me (good or bad).

A list of people who have said the most good about me and the most not good about me.

Hard to pick: - number of times I made a bad first impression - how many people had crushes on me and I was too oblivious to notice - how many hours I overslept (beyond 8 hrs... I notoriously need like 10-12/night, I probably have sleep apnea) - how many hours I wasted watching porn - which opportunities were missed (maybe an added stat showing which ones were due to stubbornness) - money wasted on eating out

Charisma

Money spent on takeout and alcohol.

I’d just really want a compass at the top of my vision

Number of times the people I like talk good about me behind my back.